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Joined 04-18-06, id: 1031199, Profile Updated: 05-22-13
Author has written 2 stories for House, M.D., and Law and Order: SVU.
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Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Contract by DIY Sheep reviews
He laughed silently and hysterically: He was a human piano of pain. House the human piano of pain. It had a nice ring to it. Very dark: Strong HouseWilson friendship. Cuddy and Steve McQueen. Complete with DVD extras and missing scenes.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,151 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 2/13/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Mary Sue at Hogwarts by Lady LolaBert reviews
FINISHED! Formerly posted as If Mary Sue Had a Pet Shaven Rat. Looking to poke fun at Mary Sues? Look no further! Join Alexi Winters, beautiful, athletic, funny, and did I mention beautiful? American witch who has come to Hogwarts to fight evil, discover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,488 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Heaven by Fading Grace reviews
In some religions, it is believed that, after death, one returns to one’s perfect state. One relives that moment in which one attains true happiness. WilsonHouse love. Now a collection of drabbles.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,382 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
Doctor Knows Best by Monsterchild reviews
After being dumped for being too fat, Cameron is determined to lose weight. Soon enough the hospital staff discovers her secret. But it will take one person to get her back on her feet. Rated T for safety.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 9/2/2006 - A. Cameron, J. Wilson
Hippy Pothead and the Philosipher got stoned by CreativeSprite reviews
A Harry Potter Parady. It's weird and kinda dumb but I'll let you be the judge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Harry P.
People Ain't No Good by Sketty24 reviews
Nobody likes a moody hitchiker. Even more so when they decide to give you lip. As far as Logan's concerned, his new companion can take a hike at the next stop. The thing is, when he offered to give this girl a ride he got more than he bargained for. ROGAN
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 91,978 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3309 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Time and Place to Grow by VictorianChik reviews
After mistakenly flooing himself to Snape's home the summer after Sirius' death, Harry realizes that his potions master can take matters into his own hands, literally. Warning: This story does involve the spanking of teenagers. If you have a problem with
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,566 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Broken by GabbyAbby reviews
I was weak around him. I tried to push those eyes away from my thoughts, push him far away from my heart. HouCam.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
A Very Thin Line by schokolade reviews
There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate. Everybody lies. HouseCuddy! ON HIATUS.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,025 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Warm and Fuzzy by DragonChaos reviews
House saves yet another life, but this one's much smaller than the rest...And covered in fur! First House fic, please RR! HC
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,936 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron
Meow by lawnmowerelf reviews
One morning when House wakes up, something is...different. Written for the wtf27 challenge on LJ.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Waiting is the Hardest Part by Enlee reviews
Cuddy is going out of town and House doesn't like it....HouseCuddy. Chapter 60 is now up. The Last Chapter. Please R&R!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 51,306 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Greg House: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by headslapdiva reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a GREGORY HOUSE unit! Inspired by the Owner's Guide series, started by the wonderful Theresa Green.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2006 - G. House - Complete
Death Eaters Are Us by Flashyfirebird reviews
A Death Eater parody. Features a rather OOC Voldemort, an exasperated Snape, and a perpetually annoyed Bellatrix. Chapter 8: Draco sees something he rather wishes he hadn't...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,534 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006
Thinking is a Dangerous Pastime by RecordingtheDreams reviews
What did they think about each event that came upon them? We start with Rogue and end with Logan. Warning: Lots of X3 spoilers. I am not responsible if you ruin the movie for yourself.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete
People In Glass Offices Shouldn't Race Stretchers by silverfingers reviews
A loving! parody of House, M.D. Lollipops! Vasculitis! Cuddy! iPods! A suspicious lack of patients! Now with 60 percent more personality disorders and twice the calcium.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - G. House
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Kiss reviews
Lost opportunities create cold cases, and Olivia won't have another on her file. One-shot.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/22/2013 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Hello, Baby reviews
Cuddy is pregnant with an unknown sperm donor's baby but for some reason that baby has dark hair, blue eyes and a bit of a snark. This is a rewrite of a story I started a while ago named, Perfect Match, and a better version, in my opinion.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/18/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy