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Joined 04-18-06, id: 1031231, Profile Updated: 09-28-08
Author has written 2 stories for King Arthur, and Covenant.

AUTHORS NOTE: 9/28/08
Hey everyone,
Just posted chapter 8 of Misadventures in Ipswich, chapter 9 will be up soon. This next chapter will actually be up soon because it's part of that large mass of already written fic-age. So it'll be up soon. Believe it or not, but Misadventures in Ipswich is actually almost done. Because that fic is only going to the end of the movie. There are two sequels planned for that. DA and I are still working on plotting them out. As for KMTT, we're still working on the next Day, which will be up soon. We're probably going to post that next chapter before another Misad in Ipswich chapter because its already written. Either way, something new will be up soon!
Happy Reading,
TRO and DA

About the authoresses:

TRO: Hello everyone! waves, I'm one of the two Villageus Idioticus' TotallyRiddickObsessed. I currently have a bunch of other fics that I haven't updated in quite some time. Those fics will be going on the backburner for a while, but obviously, I am not dead.Dark Archive is around here somewhere, probably writing some more scenes for our fics that we will be writing together. She'll come around here sometime and write her own piece sometime later.

DA: Whew! Finally got away from the plot bunnies! spots everyone Ah. Konnichi wa minna-san! bows For those who don't know Japanese that means Hello Everyone! I am the second Villageus Idioticus' Dark Archive. And now for my turn for random info. I can't cook to save my life. I LIVE on sweets. I think math is the spawn of the devil. Unlike TRO I don't write my own fan fics. I just beta hers. (Oh stop being modest DA, you've helped write the Misads too.)

Our likes and dislikes:

Likes:
Lee Adama
Lee Adama's towel (and the incident which included said towel, thank you D'Anna Biers.)
MAN SKIRT!
Writing
Xmen, movies and evo only.
The lovely Romy pairing (Rogue/Remy)
Anime
Movies with lots of violence
Korean drama series
Lee Adama
MAN SKIRT!
Our Misadventures Fics (coming soon to a computer near you)

Dislikes:
Anders (He's a cylon!! Finally!! Woo Hoo!!)
Dee
Baltar
Six
Ellen Tigh
School
Saxons
Homework
Cylons
The color pink
Flamers

TRO's favorite authors: J.R.R. Tolkien, Philippa Gregory, Kate Elliott, David Baldacci, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, James Rollins, Orson Scott Card, J.K. Rowling, Sergi Lukyaneko, Eric Van Lustbader, Robert Doherty, Anne Rice, Douglas Adams, Philip Pullman, Dean Koontz, James Patterson, Shakespeare (a few of his works), Maya Angelou, and quiet a few others

DA's favorite authors: Roald Dahl, Ernest Hemingway, J.R.R. Tolkien, Carrie Vaughn, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Edgar Allan Poe, Philip Pullman, J.K. Rowling, C.S Lewis, Anne Rice, Douglas Adams, The Brothers Grimm, Gaston Leroux, Charlaine Harris, Cormac McCarthy, Agatha Christie, Cleo Coyle, Hans Christian Andersen, Dean Koontz, James Patterson, Shakespeare and too many others to name

About our fics:

Katie and Jenny's Misadventures Series:
A series of fics (that in no way relate) of two crazy women (Katie and Jenny) that end up in different movies or tv shows. These are humor fics, and yes, Katie and Jenny are Mary Sues or Mary Sueish. Don't like that? Well TOO FRAKKING BAD

Current Misadventure Status:

Misadventures in Ipswich
Summary: What happens when two teens decide to make a stop at a book shop in Salem while on their road trip throughout the Northeast? Well, here's a hint, "Katie, since when do we want to go to Harvard?"
Writing Status:
Prologue through Chapter 10 or 11 are complete and will be posted in spaced intervals of something or other...
Posting Status:
Prologue-Chapter 8 posted. Chapter 9 coming soon

Katie and Jenny's Misadventures: King Arthur: Knight's Misadventures in Time Traveling
Summary: The Misadventure that started it all. What happens when two high school seniors who are on spring break find a bunch of knights from the Dark Ages in their living room at 3am? Mass chaos.
Writing Status: Days in the Can: 1-9. Day 10 will come along soon
Posting Status: Prologue-Day 9 posted. Day 10 coming soon

The Crazy Philosophy of the Misadventures Fics:
As we have stated before, the Misadventures fics are unrelated, except for the characters, Katie and Jenny. The best way to explain the concept is to refer to Philip Pullman's 'His Dark Materials' Trilogy. In the Trilogy, the main character Lyra stumbles upon different worlds similar to her world, but with slight differences. This is a similar idea for the Misadventures. The Misadventures fics all take place in different 'dimensions', but sometimes they can overlap. And they will. For example, in the KMTT misad, the characters run into a couple characters from the show Battlestar Galactica (or in this case, the Battlestar Galactica misad). All the Misadventures fics take place independently, but can sometimes run into other Misads, for example, a Katie and Jenny from one misad, and their fellow characters could easily run into a Katie and Jenny from another Misad. An example to explain that would be that the Katie and Jenny from the Covenant Misad will meet the Katie and Jenny from another misad at one point.

Also, there are two separate types of Misads. One type is where Katie and Jenny are 'thrown' into the universe the fic is taking place in, like what will happen in the King Arthur Misad where Katie and Jenny will be sent back in time to the time of the movie. And in KMTT, it is slightly opposite, where Arthur and the knights are sent from the 'movie world' to the future in the 'normal-ish world'. The other type of Misad is where Katie and Jenny are incorporated into the 'universe' that the fic is taking place. For example, in the Harry Potter Misad (coming soon), Katie and Jenny live in the Harry Potter universe, which witches and wizards exist, etc.

In all, the Misads are just a whole bunch of universes, and the 'edges' of these universes have a tendency to 'overlap' with other universes.

Hope that clears up any questions you have.

If not, feel free to message us with your questions.

Here are the fandoms that we are planning on doing Misadventures fics for (we decided to condense the list a bit):

A Knight's Tale, Alias, Battlestar Galactica, Bring it On, Chuck, Covenant, Dragon Ball Z, Death Note, Enchanted, Firefly, Friday Night Lights, Harry Potter (Year 5 and onwards), InuYasha, King Arthur, Lord of the Rings, Maximum Ride, Ocean's Eleven, Sailor Moon, Mummy Returns, Pitch Black/Chronicles of Riddick, Pirates of the Caribbean, Resident Evil, Power Rangers in Space, Sky High, Star Trek: TNG, Underworld, Veronica Mars, Xmen Evo, Xmen: Movie, and we're sure there are many, many more to come.

And here are some of our favorite quotes:

"So long and thanks for all the fish." Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

"It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes. This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers."- From the novel Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman.

Kagome: "SIT!" -InuYasha...no explanation needed...

Will: "I've waited my whole life for this moment."
Wat: "You've waited your whole life for Sir Ector to shite himself to death?" -A Knight's Tale

TRO and DA: "We are the 12th man!"

Gawain: "Tristan, how do you do that?"
Tristan: "I aim for the middle." -King Arthur

Basher: "A pinch is a device which creates, like, a cardiac arrest for any broadband electrical circuitry. Better yet, a pinch is a bomb - now, but without the bomb. See, when a nuclear weapon detonates, it unleashes an electromagnetic pulse which shuts down any power source within its blast radius. Now that tends not to matter in most cases, because the nuclear weapon usually destroys anything you might need power for anyway. But see, a pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the seventeenth century." -Ocean's 11

Merlin: "Looking at the cake is like looking at the future, until you've tasted it what do you really know? And then, of course, it's too late."
Arthur takes a bite of the cake
Merlin: "Too late." -Excalibur

Bors: " I like the little bastards. They mean something to me. Especially Number Three! He's a good fighter!"
Lancelot: "That's because he's mine." -King Arthur

TRO: "Their only purpose in life is to permiate the sports world with stupid." -About Pac-10 referees.

Chaucer: "And one and two and three and four and your hands should be light like a birdie on a branch. And one and two and three and four and Wat doesn't lead he follows like a girl."
Next Scene
Chaucer: "And one and two and twirlie twirlie twirlie! And one and two and you're still getting it wrong! And one and two and three and four you can hit me all day cause you punch like a... what?"
Roland: "A girl!" -A Knight's Tale

Terry Benedict: "All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man." -Ocean's 11

Bors: "Now I'm really gonna have to marry your mother."
Vanora: "Who said I'd have you?" -King Arthur...again...

Governor Swann: "Governor Swann, still. Do you think I wear this wig to keep my head warm?" PotC: DMC

Ruben: " I know more about casino security than any man alive, I invented it, and it cannot be beaten. They got cameras, they got locks, they got watchers, they got timers, they got vaults, they got enough armed personnel to occupy Paris!"
pause
Ruben: "Okay, bad example." -Ocean's 11

Adhemar: "And you are?"
Will: "Well, I am, um-"
Adhemar: "You've forgotten, or your name is Sir Um?"
Will: "Ulrich von Lichtenstein from Gelderland."
Adhemar: "Well, I'd forget as well, what a mouthful." -A Knight's Tale

Bors: "How many did you kill?"
Tristan: "Four."
Bors: "Not a bad way to start the day." -You guessed it! King Arthur

Cassie: "You're human!"
Ashley: "I didn't know. He could have been a giant lizard." -PRiS

Bors: "Dagonet, she wants to get married and give the children names."
Tristan: "Women! The children already have names, don't they?"
Bors: "Just Gilly. It's too much trouble so we gave the rest of them numbers."
Lancelot: "That's funny. I thought you couldn't count." -King Arthur

Galahad: "Imagine what a lovely, quiet place the world would be if everyone had their throats slit" -Well isn't that funny? King Arthur!

Wat: "We're the sons of peasants. Glory, and riches, and stars are beyond our grasps. But a full stomach, that dream can come true." -A Knight's Tale

Jack Sparrow: "I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!" PotC: DMC

Chaucer: "I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity" -A Knight's Tale

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Misadventures in Ipswich reviews
It was just supposed to be a road trip to check out colleges before senior year. But when Katie and Jenny stop at a book shop, they're thrown into a world of secrets, lies, spider obsessed morons, and sexist idiots. ROC and TOC. Chapter 8 up!
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,038 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007
Katie and Jenny's Misadventures: King Arthur: KMTT reviews
Knights Misadventures in Time Traveling. The Misadventure that started it all. What happens when two high school seniors who are on spring break find a bunch of knights from the Dark Ages in their living room at 3am? Mass chaos. REVIEW!
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,592 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007