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Joined 04-19-06, id: 1031339, Profile Updated: 04-24-08
Author has written 7 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, and Harry Potter.

My Name Is: Sarah

I Love: Pasta, cats, writing, my family I guess, shit sitcoms, good sitcoms, documentaries about China, people who blog about how crap their lives are, my good friends, Dr Who, wearing jeans and sleeping.

I Hate: Eating meat, those idiots who believe eveything on Youtube is real and deserves their essay-length comment, small middle-class children that never shut up, whiny middle-class people in general, people who call me mean, people who are touchy-feely, spiders and crumbly potatoes.

I Am Indifferent Towards: The environment, most religions, my civil responsibility as a young British native, politicians, regular idiots and trees.

I Live: In the whiny suburbs of Britian where well-off people pretend to care about those less fortunate than themselves.

I Eat: lots of pasta, anything that isn't meat.

I Crave: The approval of others, a sense of self-worth, a different life, a fitter, healthier lifestyle, somebody to love me, to stop being mean and to be better at writing.

I Am Stupid Because: I'm a hypocrite, I enjoy rubbish sitcoms, I can't organise my time and I'm lazy.

I Wish: I could bend time and space like Hiro Nakamura.

I Think: That too many people that have the right to complain just get on with their lives, and too many people who should just get on with their lives complain.

I Know: That, at 15 years of age, I should not be this cynical.

I Am: A bit different, something of a disappointment, something of a success, and very self-centred when it comes to writing stories.

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Fruity Scented Soap by Yamishi-kun reviews
Really bad title. UsamixMisaki Yaoi. Don't like, don't read. REVIEW PLEASE
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Arranged by Captain Fantastic reviews
It's the tale of two people who almost get married but don't, and how they proceed to slaughter the fairy tale norm with adventures including, but not limited to: greedy kings, deserts, ships, dragons, strange cats, and this girl who talks to herself.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 186,176 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Freezing by Fletset reviews
A train accident; Hiroki is lost, Miyagi is awkward, Usagi wants to help, and Misaki has the answer to it all.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
It’s Not A Déjàvu, It’s The Time Warp by Pforte reviews
Merlin/HarryPotter/Torchwood meta crossover. What can popular slash pairings do to cope with fandom clichés? They found a self-help group and discuss their woes.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Kissing it Better by LNicol1990 reviews
All it takes is one cut and everything changes. One-shot. Merlin/Arthur. Not suitable for younger readers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Flower Among Weeds by Claidi reviews
Preferring wit and intelligence over beauty and grace, Alva lived a life that consisted of books and learning—and she was happy with that. But an unlikely meeting fueled the flames of envy and hatred, starting an inferno she would have to face.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 1/1/2004
Jonetsu by HinodeoftheCovenant reviews
Byakuya isn't very passionate person. Renji attempts to remedy this in the only way he knows how.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
The Talk by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Usami finally decides to tell Takahiro about his relationship with Misaki...and that he's been screwing Takahiro's precious little brother for a very long time. UsamixMisaki
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/26/2008 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Senden by HinodeoftheCovenant reviews
Renji wonders if Ichigo's sword compensates for anatomical deficiencies elsewhere, and poor Byakuya gets caught up in it all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
The Shoe Malfunction by FireflyEmbers reviews
To save her ailing father, Elsa steals the Prince Casphus's treasure. But she might have bitten off more than she can chew when she leaves behind the one thing Casphus can use to find her -- her shoe! Well, with a Fairy Godmother's help, that is...
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,076 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
10 Things Jack Harkness Learnt About Ianto Jones by butterfly.cell reviews
Just a little drabble about Jack finding more out about Ianto's personality. A little bit of Gwen bashing and lots of Jack/Ianto fun! Rated M because of a few, less pure, acts they engage in. Jack/Ianto pairing
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Smoke and Flowers by DarthAmmonite reviews
When fourthseat Nanao has to transfer to a new division, the Eighth is her last choice. Still, these things happen...somehow. She doesn't want to be there, and her new Captain's not quite sure she belongs there. Sake! Paranoia! Random art history!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,893 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K.
A Woman True and Fair by The S reviews
What might Howl's Moving Castle have been like if the 3rd person narration had been biased toward Howl's point of view instead of Sophie's? This is an exercise in what if. Current chapter: 26, Tea Party of the Damned. [updated 10.31.07]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,323 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 7/24/2005
A View of Sky by Nachtweiss reviews
All she wants to do is die in peace, but now he is blocking her sky. RenjiTatsuki.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Tatsuki A., Renji A. - Complete
Tossed Aside by BlackVelvetBand reviews
When Nanao is wounded in battle, the trust between Nanao and her captain is put to the test and Nanao's carefully set limits are continuously breached. Nanao is determined to keep her distance, but fate is determined to close the gap. NOW COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,502 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Yakuza's Paradise by Crope reviews
Fluffy BossnovakunTetsuya oneshot. These guys need some more love.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - R. Kasonada - Complete
Mastermind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Ise Nanao knows that she could have done better. If she was Aizen Sousuke, Soul Society would already be at her mercy and the Shinigami dead or dying at her feet.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Nanao I., S. Aizen - Complete
The Quiet After by rebeldivaluv reviews
Djaq gets kissed. She doesn't like it.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Djaq, Will S. - Complete
Springtime Snow by Kenta Divina reviews
Nanao's morning meditation is interrupted and sparks an interesting battle.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Hot For Teacher by ArtemisMS reviews
AU Grad student and teaching assistant Byakuya is finding his life has very little meaning in it... until he meets a certain redheaded student. Renji x Byakuya
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,226 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Sometimes the sky's too bright by Pforte reviews
Remus has to forgive Sirius for the Shrieking Shack incident but things are not as easy as they seem, Sirius is not the only one to blame and there is more than one thing to forgive. postprank MWPP. Slash RemusSirius. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,121 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Roses of the Valley by Funk Oni reviews
The journey of a Fire Nation woman as she attempts to spread peace over conflict. Her actions bring her to the Kun valley, filled with adventure, conflict, friendship and a man known only as The Demon of War. Mostly OCs, canon character cameos
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 205,341 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Roku, Iroh - Complete
This Wish by Ms Western Ink reviews
Captain Kyoraku is a romantic, Ise Nanao is not. So the idea of granting wishes at New Year's doesn't mean too much to her. Shunsui x Nanao.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Free to Love by la Contessa reviews
Kyouraku and Nanao care about each other, but it takes severe injuries to Kyouraku to finally bring them together. KyourakuNanao, some shoujo fluff, and some spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
How to Love a Marauder by Taste of Cinnamon reviews
Everyone knows there is only one right way to love a Marauder. A slight unconventionalyet still so conformitiveLilyJames one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Troubling Dreams by Nottoca reviews
They had a routine, something that was easy. He proclaimed his love for her and she denied him at every turn. So why does he keep showing up in her dreams? Shunsui x Nanao. Fluff & Lemon warning. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,469 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Not Fat by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Sirius is convinced he is fat. Can Remus, our friendly neighbourhood werewolf, prove him otherwise? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ten by Jazzi-chan reviews
“Me? The great Potter, afraid of a little school girl.” [ J a m e s & L i l y ]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Maternal Instincts by The Rabid Toenail reviews
MWPP era, SiriusxRemus, oneshot. Sirius has a great many secret desires— kissing Remus, holding Remus, doing dirty things under the sheets with Remus… oh, and being read to. Can’t forget that one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Name by totallystellar reviews
Ficlet, oneshot. Jun meets a vaguely familiar boy with a disturbing story in a pub. R&R please.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Sokka, Jun - Complete
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The Hypocrite's drabbles reviews
Oh! The anticlimax! A few drabbles poking fun at LilyxJames fanfic. Because I'm a hypocrite. Can I stress that enough?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Perfect Wife reviews
Lady Mizoku is far from the 'perfect wife' as described by her nation. After the war, she is presented as a prospective bride for the new fire lord, but she has other ideas. zukoxoc. I know, bad summary... But you know you still wanna read it! Ch8 up!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,906 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Zuko
My Name is Petunia Dursley reviews
My name is Petunia Dursley, and I'm here to set the record straight... A one shot to try and get inside the head of an alltoooften 1 dimensional character.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Petunia D., Vernon D.
When James met Lily reviews
Series of drabbles about James and Lily, mostly while they're still in school. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Lupin's turn in the Limelight reviews
A little story about Lupin finally finding love. And if anyone can think of a better title, I would really love to hear it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Remus L.
Avatar Roku reviews
The story of Avatar Roku's journey to master the final element. I couldn't think of enough storylines for all four. Will mastering airbending prove too difficult for the 15yearold avatar?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Roku
Hirona, Lady of the Forest reviews
Hirona is trying to be a good leader to her village, but then the Avatar arrives and everything gets complicated. She seems to spend her whole life running. Only one person is fast enough to catch her, and he's her sworn enemy. Is now Zukoxoc. Review!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,596 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Zuko