Author has written 15 stories for Song of the Lioness, Harry Potter, and Twilight.
I used to be Lady Potter of Tortall but I changed it due to the fact I've outgrown it. It needed to be changed. Sorry for any confusion!
Link to necklace in Christmas Without Him:
Me: I've been thinking about it.
Grandpa: No! She needs to be married and have 3 kids by the time she's 21! (Haha, gotta love old people)
My younger sister to my nephew: Did you bring me my iTouch yet?
Sister: I feel naked!!!
Me: Of all the things you could shout, that's probably not the best.
Sister: What? All I said was that I feel hated.
Me: What are you reading?
Sister: "The Dig"
Me: Is it a romance?
Sister: Nope. I don't read romance.
Me: Then why did you read "Jessica's Guide to Dating on The Dark Side?
Sister: I didn't know it was a romance.
Me: "Jessica's Guide to DATING on the Dark Side". It says it right in the title!
"Who are you texting?" - sister
"A guy that likes me." - me
"Awesome...wait, what?" - sister
"Ramen is addicting. I might have to go into rehab. I had three yesterday and I'm on my second today." - me
"How many blond jokes are there? One. The rest are true." - my friend told me this
"What's the answer for number B?" - me
"B is not a number." - person sitter next to me
"...Would you have preferred me to have said 'Whats the answer to letter 2?'" - me (math class)
"Thank you, toilet." - my three year old niece said this to the toilet after it flushed for her (automatic one)
"Want me to put on Bots on pathetic? Is beginner to hard for you?" - person in charge of a game. I had gone to a gaming convention and my nephew was playing a game on the computer with other players and the main guy in charge places in a huge bunch of computer players to toughen the game. My nephew asked if he could take some out. The computers (Bots) weren't really on beginner, he was just messing around but it was hilarious when he said that.
"Caffeine gum and a bottle of Mountain Dew. I'm going to be up for a while." - me
"You need to pack clothes for two weeks to go to your dads." - sister
"But I already packed my stuff!" - nephew
"Then bring it to me." - sister
"But it's heavy! Okay, well the X-box is..." - nephew
"I have a cramp" - nephew
(me thinking) "Psh, you don't know what a cramp is till your a girl."
"Don't touch your hair! It's wind swept. It'll be romantic!" The person taking the picture for a school trip. While we were standing for the picture, the wind was blowing.
gasp= "You haven't gone to Utah yet? Every Mormon needs to go to Utah at least once in their life." - me
"Yeah, I feel like I haven't made the pilgrimage to Mecca yet." - friend
Me: and then I have this random cut on my neck!
Nephew: Looks like my random attempt to kill you in the middle of the night failed. Again. I knew the knife was too dull!
"You have disrupted my sleeping process." - me
"Class, point North." - my Social Studies teacher
Class: everyone (even me) points upward.
"Lets go into the pool!" - nephew
"But we have to wait 30 minutes after eating before we can go in!" - sister
"That's a myth!" - nephew
"Why is the potato famine the potatoes fault?" - my friend from school while she was cross-examining for a trial we had to do in Social Studies
"I found a dead body once...then I ate it...then I found five dollars." - my brother
"What's the brown stuff in the middle of the brownie?" me
"I put chocolate chips in it." my mom
"What flavor are the chocolate chips?" me
"The kids go to bed at 8:30, but if you're feeling really generous...8:33." - my (ex) brother-in-law
"So, when is a good time to randomly call?" - me
"I'm not hungry...I think I'll make a sandwich..." - my sister
"Mum, why do you have ketchup packets in the arm rest compartment?" - me
"They might come in handy one day." - mum
"Yeah, if you need to fake a crime scene." -me
"Can you pass the sleeping bag?" - my friend (it was during Girl's Camp and there were 5 girls in the tent and we were all hyper. The one second that we were all quiet, my friend blurts out this. It was one of those moments where you had to be there.)
"If you don't put on sunscreen, you're going to die!" - mum
(thinking) Thanks for the death treat, Mum. - me