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I'm sure that if I were to write my profile as many people do I would only succeed in boring you with mundane facts about my life, of which I'm sure you hold no interest in. So I will be brief.


I write Harry Potter fanfiction - which, I assume, you already know as you probably reached my page through the Harry Potter archive.

I will not write Harry/Ginny as a main pairing, only ever as a side and I will NEVER pair Ron/Hermione together (although I respect JK Rowling's decision to do so).


I do not hold any respect for people who go and read many many stories without reviewing and then beg when posting their own that people should review their work - if you wish to receive reviews, you must atleast make some effort in reviewing other peoples work. Or put more simply - You get what you give.

I ask that if you take the time to read my work then please take the time to review - it doesn't have to be six pages long and full of helpful hints and constructive criticism, but it is nice to know where your work stands.


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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 360,492 - Reviews: 14471 - Favs: 9,665 - Follows: 9,323 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Of All Things Slytherin by Meow-Mix-91 reviews
"The nerve of the little chit to dare aim a wand at him; he would make sure she paid dearly for such impertinent displays. His ego would not allow such transgressions to go unpunished...She really couldn't be more -sickeningly- Gryffindor."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,183 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Salazar S., Hermione G.
Unfair Love by Stephanie Jean Snape reviews
Hermiones changed and true feelings sprout between her and her potions master. The love they feel is opposed, people are trying to tear them apart. Will their love survive or be torn apart. Read to find out. Review man review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,794 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Marriage, Muggle Life, and Babies by jessebelle reviews
A graduation requirement sends Draco and Hermione to America where they must live as muggles and raise a kid. What happens when real romance blossoms? Follow Hermione and her friends, new and old, on an adventure that they won't soon forget.Not Abandoned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 3406 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Acquittal by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Snape, known evil git, is teaching at Hogwarts again when Hermione, Gryffindor Princess and girlfriend of Ron Weasley, returns to finish her 7th year. Feeling alone, she seeks solace somewhere only one other person knows about. ::canon except epilogue.::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 191,467 - Reviews: 3365 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Last Heir by Kiwi6498 reviews
Eleven years after Hermione graduates, it's her daughter's turn to attend Hogwarts. If Janie goes to Hogwarts, it jeopardizes Hermione's most guarded secret: the true identity of Janie's father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 266,600 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
This Left feels Right by moonyNZ reviews
Sequel to Bed of Roses. Sirius and Hermione settle down into family life before a new prophecy surfaces that threatens what they have started. SBHG HPGW RLNT..Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 125,143 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Choice by juanafever reviews
EDITING IN PROGRESS! I Am BACK! When the one's you trust betrays you. And you have to pick between two evils why not to pick the third one? The one you know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 95,074 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Love in Antiquity by Parsley the Lion reviews
Hermione falls down the dungeon stairs and breaks more than just her leg. She is thrown backwards in time with little hope of return. Will she ever get home, and what will happen in the meantime? A HGSS, time travel fic, but not as you know it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,602 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
The Father by black-phoenix-warrior reviews
Harry learns the truth about his heritage and not in the way he imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 196,022 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lost and Found by Stephanie Jean Snape reviews
Sirius is back from the veil and he finds love and peace in the arms of a changed Gryffindor. But powers erupting from the darkness are ripping them apart. Can they hold onto each other or lose everything. Read and Review good story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
A Matter of Need by binkykiatch reviews
COMPLETE And what if I don’t want to love him? The Oracle shook her head at Hermione. No, child. It’s not about want… It’s more a a matter of need. How do you love someone because you have to? Hermione and Severus are about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,773 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ten Points from Professor Snape by Spiderwebs11 reviews
Here's chapter 11. What with Voldemort well and truly out of the way we need something to occupy our spare time and Professor Snape has unwittingly given us something to live for revenge! Based on 401 ways to annoy Snape. No beta sorry NO HBP! WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,801 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Past Meetings by Crystal Waterfall reviews
FINALLY UPDATED! Hermione goes back in time. The time turner takes her back to the night she aborted her child. Will she keep it? SSHG, follows from How one decision can change your life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,095 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
It's All the Same by Teliko. x3 reviews
Go ahead tell me you'll leave again. You'll just come back running, holding your scarred heart in hand.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Catherine W., Gil G. - Complete
Out of the darkness by Aurora River Williams reviews
A raid that went too far leaves Snape to care for a little girl. When Remus suggests that hermione enter his home to help, his world begins to change. SSHG Finally Complete! sequel finished
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,848 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
My Real Parents by redfrog reviews
AU to HBP, Hermione finds out that she is not the Granger's daughter. We find out there is more to the Slytherins than we thought and not all Gryffindors are good. This is a SSHG fic with some other potential parings. Some Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,613 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Her Favorite Place by forgetablelove reviews
Hermione loved looking out the window during winter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Complete Bliss by Stephanie Jean Snape reviews
Hermione is hiding secrets when they're reveiled to the now younger potions professor what will he do listen or turn his back on her. But as the war come closer to home, will forces tear apart the hard earned feelings that have build or will love prevail.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,984 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Strong by Katina Wellson reviews
When he died, he left a little girl to his true love. Now his little girl hardly remembers him, and his true love is trying to stay on her feet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Play It Again, Min by MQ1 reviews
A sequel of sorts to 'Sway Me Smooth.' Harry is alone at the graduation ball and realises he is not the only one who loved his Godfather. SBMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Sway Me Smooth by MQ1 reviews
Sirius finds Minerva giving Remus dance lessons and decided to show them how its 'really done'. He didn't mean to fall for her...but he did. Set during OOTP. MMSB. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,185 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Minerva M., Sirius B. - Complete
Stop Doing Keep Doing by MQ1 reviews
Minerva runs away from Hogwarts. ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Angry Beginnings, Happy Endings by SeverusSnapePotionsMaster13 reviews
Professor Hermione Granger has returned to Hogwarts. Professor Snape notices her . . . maturity, and she thinks he looks good. What will happen when Hermione develops a crush on our Potions Master, and he fights the urge to return his feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 139,668 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Before He Cheats by RainynDawn reviews
When one witch discovers that her fiance is cheating on her, she decides upon revenge and only one person agrees to help her. HGSB ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
On the Couch by Mrs Charlie Weasley-thats me reviews
It's late... 2:30am... she's the only order member left at Grimauld Place... What happens when Sirius comes into the picture... Rated T for safety... Please Read & Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Worry About You by Death Eater Bella reviews
HermioneSeverus. Hermione always waits for Severus to return from his missions...One night while waiting for him, she confesses her feelings to Professor Dumbledore not knowing who is listening in...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Silver Morning Light by robolovers reviews
Severus always watches Remus in the morning. Looking for angst? This may be the complete opposite. :P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
My Guardian Angel by bakaprincess85 reviews
AU Before Harry's 1st Year. Harry James Potter lives his notsonormal life at the Dursleys, and survives with the letters that are sent to him every year. And finally, he gets to leave the Dursleys in his Guardian Angel's arms, never to return. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Eighteen Months by Istalindar reviews
When Hermione is diagnosed with a magic allergy and kidney failure during the summer, everything changes for her, friends, enemies..life. Note: I don't know a lot about kidney failure so if I offend someone or get it wrong, please tell me and I'll do wha
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,409 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ashwinder Eggs for Truth by Dizi 85 reviews
HIATUS! Hermione & Sev,,,,Yrs after the final battle, actions from Christmas Eve The Burrow lead to new romance,a change of life,& more complications for the Assistant Potions Misterss. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
It's all in the stars by circinusphoenix reviews
Oneshot HHr. Harry walks by himself near the Burrow, and lays down in the grass, trying to empty his mind. Hermione comes and lays down next to him, and the two stare at the night sky.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The First Blow by RachL8 reviews
War with Voldemort is coming, and the first blow is struck in a way no-one could have expected within the walls of Hogwarts itself. The actions of one pupil leave the teachers with a difficult situation to cope with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 2,669 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Can't Help Who You Love, Volume 2 by TXWitchywoman reviews
Sequel to Can't Help Who You Love! A tale of Hermione & Severus with a splash of the adventures of other characters. Downfall of Voldemort included. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,141 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Falling for the Wrong Weasley by Sphinxey reviews
Hermione is staying with the Weasley's for a few weeks of summer, but finds Charlie better company than Ron. Ron tries to rape her and soon she finds herself attracted to the wrong person... Will be CWHG, and include mentions of attempted rape. RWHG will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,611 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
Forgotten by Lucenda reviews
Hermione looses her two best friends in the war against Voldemort. Because of this, she becomes depressed and flees from the world she loves. To London she goes and chooses to live as a muggle. Six years pass.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,418 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Voices In The Walls by Devonny Rose reviews
In the second part of the Corkscrews Universe, Harry is just entering his second year at Hogwarts. With new friends, as well as old, Harry must figure out what is haunting the halls of Hogwarts before it strikes again. The danger is growing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Harry P.
The Dream by celticreeder reviews
Severus Snape wakes from a terrible dream and is comforted by his lover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm not a child by Gelsey reviews
Hermione has a problem-she's pregnant and doesn't remember who did it, but she does remember that she wasn't willing. Severus vows to help her get her memory of the incident back-but can something more come out of it all?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,367 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
What goes on in the teacher's lounge by Twistique reviews
Rated "R" just to be safe. SB&HG. Hermione, Sirius, Remus, Draco, Blaise and Luna have all returned to Hogwarts to teach, along with the old staff. Written for FUN! And.. What REALLY happens in the teacher's lounge?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,666 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Fruit Loops by Michmak reviews
SSHG Innocent fruit loops are drowned as Snape attempts to teach his son to…well, read it and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Dad He Didn't To Be by ShadowWriter1960 reviews
Hermione’s son talks about his stepfather. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
When Insanity Stops by Dream4 reviews
Summary: At the end of Hermione’s fifth year, she feels depressed about all the stuff that has happened. One morning upon waking up, Hermione finds someone else in bed with her. And that’s the only the start of this interesting tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,164 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Favor by katmd reviews
Severus agrees to do Hermione a favor and soon finds himself a bit trapped. Some fluff in ten parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,403 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Who Woulda Thunk It? by jessebelle reviews
Now Completed! AU and After Hogwarts. One bad day ends up changing the rest of Hermione's life, but in a good way. She ends up with new friends, a new job, and eventually a new love interest, George. Follow her as a bad day leads to something wonderful!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,447 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Best and Worst of Times by Dream4 reviews
HGSB CSRL Summary: Before the start of the Seventh year term, Hermione is at home. When a Deatheater attacks. Sending her back in time. There she meets the love of her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 94,527 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Wolf and Child by Showna EJ reviews
COMPLETE! After the death of her parents, Hermione goes to live with Remus Lupin. Slowly, she begins to see him as a father, but will he allow himself to accept the love of a daughter he never had?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,439 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/23/2003 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Snuffles' Stay by EternalCorruption reviews
Sirius shows up at Hermione's and stays for the summer, carefully disguised as Snuffles. (HG/SB) *Complete!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,439 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 4/14/2002 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Mad Tea Party by Ivory Tower reviews
An insanely polite little story. Join Harry, Ron, Hermione, Malfoy, McGonagall and Snape for the oddest cup of tea you'll ever read about! Jolly good stuff! PG-13 for drug references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2002
Eyes of Raven; Hair of Gold by NobleJealousy reviews
Sequel to "Crushed 'till Now". Hermione and Severus, as headmasters of Hogwarts, must deal with a mysterious girl, the oh-so-jolly Christmas season, and their own wedding. PG13 for some language and adult situations in coming chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,245 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2002 - Published: 5/19/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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