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Joined 04-20-06, id: 1032209, Profile Updated: 07-13-11
Author has written 2 stories for Charmed, Supernatural, and Thor.

I think I have about three accounts on this website.

I'm basically a professional troll.

Sorry?

And another sorry if you were forced to read any of my comments before I entered high school. I just looked at them and can only hang my head in shame.

Why were people friends with me before I could type properly?

Ho hum.

I'm Mary. Nice to meet you. I'm 17 but have lurked on this site for far too long. I also lurk on Tumblr.

I love Liverpool.

Deal.

Um.

That's it, I guess.

U mad?

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East by princesswingnut reviews
."Here's a short list of things that are considered unacceptable behavior at a wedding: screaming. Sobbing uncontrollably. Throwing champagne glasses. Getting in a violent slap-fight with the bride. Strangling the groom." LEAH FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,065 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Leah - Complete
North by princesswingnut reviews
In which Embry Call does the following: falls in love, falls out of a moving car, blows off an essay, goes ice fishing, and finally, FINALLY finds out exactly who his real father is. All basically at the same time. EMBRY FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,430 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Embry, Tanya - Complete
Ares and Artemis by irnan reviews
This is how it all begins, in 1976, Cold Oak, Wyoming. Admittedly, John had kinda given up on college after Vietnam, but hunting demons wasn't in his plans for the future, either. Then again, there's Mary...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,936 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Mary W., John W. - Complete
My SoCalled Afterlife by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
It's a nice gravestone.' 'Yeah,' I agreed, 'It is.' When plague sweeps the nation, JD finds himself having to divide his time between being a grim reaper and being a doctor. Takes place after My Deadly Little Secret.
Crossover - Scrubs & Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,094 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - John D./J.D. - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Unsupervised Minor by Visionairy reviews
John’s on a job, so when 18 yr. old Dean has to leave on a rescue mission, he is forced to leave 14 yr. old Sam by himself. When a drunk driver brings Sam to the attention of Child Services, the family’s worst nightmare occurs.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,226 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
AU: 6x08, Destiny's Pull by Twin-Swords reviews
AU. There were only two episodes in Season Six that Chris didn't appear in, one of them was Sword in the City. This story is my wild hare that wouldn't go away and what would happen if Chris had been a part of that episode. COMPLETE!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,833 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Chris H., Piper H. - Complete
My Deadly Little Secret by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
This is the secret I hold. It's the one big thing about me that none of my friends know and with good reason too.' A suicide patient shakes things up at Sacred Heart Hospital. JDs POV. Oneshot.
Crossover - Scrubs & Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,958 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/23/2007 - John D./J.D. - Complete
Neurotic by sodoto reviews
COMPLETE. My name's not Chris Perry, Chris said, as if it was the hardest thing he'd ever had to say. It's Christopher. He paused, almost reluctantly. Christopher Halliwell.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 133,554 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Elise R., Piper H. - Complete
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A Stroke of Mischievous Fortuity reviews
Gabriel comes across someone in New Mexico who reminds him of himself.
Crossover - Supernatural & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Gabriel, Loki - Complete
Spoiled Milk and Spilled Pie reviews
Piper sees Eric Bragg in a MiniMart. At least, she could've sworn it was him...
Crossover - Charmed & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Piper H., Castiel - Complete