Bacon and Eggs
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Joined 04-20-06, id: 1032261, Profile Updated: 07-08-09
Author has written 1 story for Fullmetal Alchemist.

Considering the fact that I have not written anything even remotely related to fanfiction in the past few months or so, I suppose it is safe to say that all of my inspiration to write fanfiction has passed. I am still quite an avid anime fan, though, as well as video games, books, etc...I may end up with a few one shots, but nothing long term. Ta ta, I suppose. And I shall lurk, like the creeper I am. XD

Oh, and if you like I have on here, which is most definitely not my best work now that I think about it, I can also be found on fictionpress here:

For those of you who were curious (not many, I'm sure), yes, I have changed my name. Formerly psychogirl2, I am now Bacon and Eggs. Just in case you didn't notice.

I have also decided to revamp this stupid thing, though I have no clue why anyone other than myself would care, considering my ant-social tendencies on this site..

But I digress.

Humor and angst appear to be my strong points. Woo-flippin-hoo. Time for some fun. Incorporating my new writing skillz --yes, I did just write that -- should make new stories even more interesting. Or so I hope. I tend to flip between obsessions, and I know you don't really care so shut up, and my writing will be random and quite erratic.


Hero for One isn't exactly my best piece, considering it was written a few years back, but I will leave it up here because it was the first story I ever finished, and I love it to bits and pieces the way it is, so no rewriting.

You may see me some time in the future, or may not, depends really. School sucks ass, and friends are bitches. But they're my bitches, so it all works out. To rid myself of the need to rant, I shall end this right now. Right. Now.

Okay. Done.

And some stuff...

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, psychogirl2.

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM(insert bishie here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.


My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!


Bacon and Eggs would like to mention that (s)he just recently wasted two minutes of life watching Salad Fingers, and has only to say this:

"...the hell?"

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Indebted by Velf reviews
Set a few years after the film, based mainly on that and the first anime. A sweeping epic, with drama, action, adventure, angst, humour and romance. Original Characters. M for a small amount of mature content. A joke fic that got out of control.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 122 - Words: 529,702 - Reviews: 2539 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Shrimps & Kitties by tsukiflower reviews
Random funny short stories featuring the characters from Fullmetal Alchemist! New chapter added!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 15,779 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Edward E.
Based on a 'True' Story by Arktos reviews
Edward Elric finds himself in a world very different from his own, but very familiar to us. A dream every fan is familiar with, but very few take the time to consider the implications of…
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,609 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Edward E.
Just Hikaru by oOoIZZYoOo reviews
The graveyard felt very cold to Hikaru that night. Though he thought no one understood, he forgot that one woman had lost another as well. With his Brother gone what will become of Hikaru and the host club? How can Hikaru be a twin without a sibling?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,905 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Full Metal Alchemist: Truth or Dare by cletluvsfullmetal reviews
The cast of Full Metal Alchemist plays truth or dare! A new character comes in with each chapter!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,710 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
My Brother, My Child by April Dragon reviews
When the transmutation ends with Alphonse with the body and mind of a three year old child, will Ed be able to handle the responsibility of older brother, and ultimately, father figure? The story behind Innocent Question. Rated T to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,282 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Daughter of the Wind by Pegelia Von Borrador reviews
15 years after Miroku and Naraku vanish suddenly in the middle of the final fight, Sango and Miroku's daughter, cursed with the Kazaana, brings the whole Inuyasha group back together to break the curse and find the father she never knew. MxS,IxKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,344 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Sango, Kagome H. - Complete
A Link of Steel by Cathedal reviews
Full Metal Alchemist x Zelda crossover. Ed and Al are thrown into the land of Hyrule, a country that no one had explored before. Found there is Link, who holds a third of what they just may need to return to themselves.However, there are others with plans
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,464 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006
Outmoded Mary Sue Ficcie of Poo by MoonDeity reviews
This is the story of a Mary Sue whose name is too long to fit in this summary. How will she get unfeasibly tangled in Ed and Al's hearts and lives? What measures will we take to get her out? Read to find out, review to make me feel better. DONE.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,201 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Give Me That Blasted Ocarina! by RebelX reviews
It's back! The alternate ending to Ocarina of Time redone in correct story format and better than ever! PG13 for violence and innuendo. Mostly Innuendo
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,008 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
Hero for One reviews
COMPLETE may cause blindness because of bad writing.A young girl of East city records in her diary the trials she goes through in a time span of eight weeks. Meeting the Elrics and a depressed boy should be enough for a little girl to handle, right?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,862 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete