my name is melissa. i am an 20year old new writer. well not new at writing but of showing my stories. lets see. i love animals and have 2 dog, lucky, 4 cats, mocavader, DC, sand dollar, and spunky . i go to roosevelt high. doing ok in some classes, love the drive in. and here are some of my favrite quotes oh and i love crossing jordan and my two fave couples are, jordan garret, jordan nigel. and i do closer. which is brenda and will. and SVU .on with the quotes

Jordan is banging computer keys in frustration
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Please evacuate the keyboard area.
Det. Cruz: You and I are on the same street, you know. Just different sides.
Jordan: That doesn't make us pals. So far - not a big fan.
Det. Cruz: Don't worry. I grow on people.
Jordan: So does fungus.
Jordan: to Garret It's like you always tell me. The dead bodies are easy. It's the alive ones that get more complicated.
Macy: Nobody knows what kind of parent they'd make until it's too late to back out. Macy: We should all sort out our personal demons before having children.
Det. Cruz: Should I take this to Macy?
Jordan: You can take this to the Pope for all I care.
Max: There's this new thing they got called the classifieds. You should check them out. They actually have places to live in.
Jordan: Exhibit A. I can barely take care of a house plant much less a place of my own. Jordan: I had this guy's brain in my hand, so I couldn't very well punch him, right?
Jordan: Traffic control command center has cameras all over the city, right?
Detective Carver: Most of the sections, yeah.
Jordan: I know 'cause I keep getting sent pictures of myself running red lights.
Jordan: No, no. I watched you turn this morgue from a place we all love into an anal retentive dictator ship. You're an obsessive compulsive android with a Napoleon complex.
Jordan: You're not really going to put me on that leash are you?
Macy: You'd just chew through it.
Jordan: Garret Macy. Are you actually telling me to keep crusading?
Macy: As if you would ever do what I tell you to do.
Reporter: The way I see it you and I are on the same team here. The only difference is you're looking for a cause of death and I'm looking for a by-line.
Jordan: You keep following me you'll be looking for a hospital.
Jordan: Garret, have you gotten any recently?
Macy: Pardon me?
Jordan: You heard me. How long has it been?
Macy: We are not having this conversation.
Max: Tough age seventeen. They're right on the brink of being able to tell you to shove it and they know it.
Macy: That's right. Jordan must have been a handful at that age.
Max: With Jordan this stage started at eleven.
Macy: And when did it end?
Max: I'm still waiting.
Jordan: Is this the part where I'm supposed to apologize too?
Garrett: Didn't want to ask the impossible.
Elaine: talking about Jordan Garret, I'm serious. She is impossible to work with.
Macy: Here's a tip. It's easier if you don't listen when she talks.
Macy: Jordan, next time you're called for jury duty let your shrink know. I'm sure there's a reason you should be excused.
Jordan: Wow. Did you mean to call me a nut job or are you just crabby?
Jordan: I have so much energy.
Macy: Yeah, I can tell. Read your autopsy report. 12 pages to tell us she was hit in the back of the head with an unidentifiable object.
Dr. Nigel Townsend: So if I killed my husband, where would I stash the body? Jordan: If you killed your husband you'd have to start in the closet.
Jordan: Hey, you think the gift shop sells mittens?
Macy: I thought you were done complaining.
Jordan: As soon as I'm done freezing!
Woody: What do we got?
Garrett: Well, since they called for a medical examiner and homicide detective, my guess is a body.
Woody: Is sarcasm a prerequisite for being an ME?
Garrett: It helps.
Jordan: He's lucky I didn't kick him in the nuts. What? It wouldn't be the first time.
Macy: That was stupid and reckless what you did, you know that? You don't listen to me.
Jordan: Come on, Garret.
Macy: You do what you want. And if you hadn't this time, those boys wouldn't be alive now.
Jordan: All in a days work. No big deal.
Macy: I'm still your boss and I'm telling you it was a big deal. Own it. I don't know what I would have done if something had happened to you.
Macy: Dead men do tell tales, I guess.
Dr. Nigel Townsend: How big would you like it?
Maguire gives him a look
Dr. Nigel Townsend: I meant the picture.
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Why dine like kings when you're having dessert with Smith & Wesson?
Garrett: You ready for this?
Jordan: Yeah... Look at me man, I am a vision of authority. I'll just order the keg and line up the togas.
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Jordan, you should know that last night will never happen again.
Jordan: Oh God, what are we talking about here?
Dr. Nigel Townsend: My new image in the workplace. No more Nigel-the-computer-jockey. Okay, I was swept up in the moment, but now it's truly done. Macy: Well... three dead people, three different guns, three fatal bullet wounds. A shoots B, B shoots C, C shoots A.
Jordan: Commutative Property of Murder.
Nigel: Look, I don't know how much you know about Jordan, but-...
Jordan: She's an enormous pain in the ass.
Jordan: Trust me. The answers are always in the body.
Jordan: Kinda early for sphincter level 10, even for you Garrett.
Nigel is asked if he can find out what's on a hard drive
Nigel: Is the bear Catholic?
Jordan: And if he is, does that mean the Pope...
Jordan: I don't mind being the center of attention. And I know in this business, no matter how good you are, it always comes down to one thing: your body.
Jordan: Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges.
Garrett: Woody...
Woody: Ahh!
Garrett: I think it's time you cut down on the java.
Woody: I think it's time you quit sneaking up on people!
Jordan: You know me... I'm all about the mental health.
Dr. Stiles: I mean, for the last 24 years, you've been hiding in a locked room. You wanna... leave a door open? Leave it open to let yourself out.
Macy: After three years, we might beat Miami.
Jordan: Hey Woods, whats it like kissing your sister?
Jordan: Kim is a childhood friend of Jordan's You know, professionally, I don't like you.
Kim Watkins: You're not supposed to. I'm a lawyer.
Macy: holding up a stethoscope from Jordan's days as a Thoracic Surgery resident You still talk to God through this thing?
Jordan: Naw, we e-mail now. Dr. Nigel Townsend: The bullet then continues up the arm to break the humerus, not very funny in this case...
Jordan: Haven't you guys gotten yourselves in enough trouble for one night?
Dr. Stiles: People who don't care have nothing to lose. So either they started that way, or they've already lost everything. Those are dangerous people. Jordan: to Macy You're my bestest girlfriend.
Dr. Trey Sanders: How do you know all this, Nigel?
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Insomnia and the History Channel. It's a lethal combination. Dr. Stiles: Depressed?
Macy: About what?
Dr. Stiles: Oh, I don't know. Anything - life, love, public transportation...
Jordan: Whenever I start to get close to someone this little voice starts screaming in my head. Run, fast. Crazy. Messed up. Cuckoo. I wish I could promise you it won't happen again, but it probably will. talking about Nigel's happiness on a freezing day
Macy: If only we could harness that hot energy.
Jordan: Yeah, Either that or we could just set his desk on fire.
Jordan: Welcome to the new millennium, Wood. White collar meets spiked collar. Jordan's going out on a date
Macy: Word of advice: try not to sabotage things before dessert.
Dr. Nigel Townsend: I paid seven homeless people to go dumpster diving for me. Macy: Who's money did you use?
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Yours.

SVU

Munch: Blood stains kind of clash with school colors, huhPolice Psychiatrist: We still have 45 minutes.
John Munch: Well, I could give you a complete detailed account of my sex life... but what are we going to do with the other 44 minutes?Munch: Miss Webber was told to disrobe, put her feet up in stirrups, and try to picture David Hasselhoff on Baywatch.Defense Attorney: Objection! Your honour, this witness is not qualified to testify on the treatment for hysteria.Munch: Actually, sir, I am. Up until 1952, hysteria was one of the most commonly diagnosed illnesses among women. The medical treatment was hysterical peroxism.Court Reporter: Could the witness spell that?Munch:O-R-G-A-S-MDefense: Objection! Would it surprise you to learn that, historically, the onus fell upon physicians to bring about the relief of these ladies' symptoms?
Prosecution: Your honour, please instruct counsel to withold his questions until cross.
Munch: I don't mind, your honour. In fact, I believe the manual version of this treatment dates back to Hippocrates and was attested to right up until the Middle Ages, up until the 1890s, when the vibrator was invented to speed things along.
Prosecution and Defense: (in unison) Objection!
Judge: Sustained.
Prosecution: Detective, is this practice currently against the law?
Munch: Yes. And so is videotaping it.