Miss Scarlet Joy
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Joined 04-20-06, id: 1032411, Profile Updated: 05-17-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello, all! I'm a full time university student with a passion for writing and smut! The next logical step would be writing smut, don't you think?

For now I'm more of a reader than a writer here on FanFiction.

I'm hoping to polish my writing skills with more stories but that depends on whether I can organize my school/work/life and fit time for writing in. Seeing as how I've been trying to organize my brain for over twenty one years now it doesn't look very promising.

I'm quite firmly entrenched on the good ship Harry/Draco. I also adore Albus/Scorpius and Harry/Scorpius is scorching hot when done right!

A Lesson In Anger Management is Ron/Draco and ew ew ew ew ew I'm so sorry I really dislike reading and/or writing Ron but this evil compulsion just came over me! Be warned.

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Sherlock: Give Me A Label (I'll Make Confetti) by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Gregory Lestrade is the local badboy. He drinks, he smokes, he has sex, but that's what a lot of seventeen-year-old boys do. Not Mycroft Holmes, of course; that posh git wouldn't know what to do with a bloke. That's what Greg thinks until he sees a new side of Mycroft, and every label he's ever used is torn down in seconds. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 97 - Words: 366,265 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 8/15/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
Lie Back and Think of the Ministry by Jack of the North reviews
Blaise and Hermione. Marriage Law. Set during their returning seventh year after DH minus the epilogue. Hermione and Draco are heads but she's married to Blaise. Hearts are broken, love is formed, trust is betrayed and new bonds are forged.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,827 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
Made For It by ConstantComment reviews
Fifth year Terry Boot gets caught in a very awkward situation by Anthony Goldstein, Head Boy of Hogwarts. A deal is made. Hearts and bones are broken and healed. Will this... thing they have grow into something more or will it fade away after year's end?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,670 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Terry B., Anthony G.
Dirty Little Secret by JustAudrey07 reviews
The Pureblood Greengrass family has a dirty little secret. Her name is Astoria. Canon compliant with a twist. Rated M for some smut and dark situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 197,040 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
From Dig to Digs by GreenEyedVixen reviews
Far from your typical Head Boy/Head Girl scenario. Don't think 'cease and desist', think 'seize and displease'. But how far can Hermione go before she's in too deep? Slytherins do have a way of clouding one's judgement. Rated for language, themes, scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 124,278 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potions Gone Wrong by yohlenyaoilover reviews
A potion gone wrong leaves Harry and Malfoy in a bad situation Slash! H/D COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,416 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 202,151 - Reviews: 3345 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Diversus Vicis by Semper Fideltias reviews
She was asked to change what WAS, but what happens when that changes what IS? For her it was yesterday but for Severus, has it simply been too long? SS/HG Time-Travel Romance...COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,472 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Eyes Have It by In Dreams reviews
Hermione finds herself spending an unusual amount of time observing a certain Slytherin male. Perhaps willing him to notice her back is not the wisest plan of action. HGBZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,886 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Order of Merlin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Corybantes by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry investigates a mysterious death at Draco's magic club, Corybantes. Someone has to be lying for the man to have died as he did- and Harry is afraid it's Draco. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,000 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Honeymoon by dracosoftie reviews
Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,465 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Amor Vincit Omnia by brandy01 reviews
Hermione Granger takes on the task of becoming Severus Snape's apprentice shortly after the beginning of her Seventh year. After completing her N.E.W.T's, ending a relationship, and battling everything Snape could throw at her, what is left for her? SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,533 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Secret by Rita Arabella Black reviews
Charlie returns for another season of Quidditch and he discovers a secret someone’s been keeping that may change his life forever. Rated M for strong sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,437 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Charlie W., OC - Complete
Memoirs of a Male Escort by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash. Draco reluctantly finds himself a job as an escort. After a few years at mastering his career, he gets a surprise new client. Harry Potter. Will Draco give it all up for Harry, will Harry even want him to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,632 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anything for Charity by oldenuf2nobetter reviews
When Hermione Granger comes to them with a plan to raise funds for an important charity, Draco Malfoy thinks it's a wonderful idea. Harry Potter, on the other hand, isn't quite as sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Toad Dreams by Oneiriad reviews
In her cave beneath the waves, the sea witch dreams her toad dreams. A Hans Christian Andersen's "The Little Mermaid" fanfiction, originally written for Yuletide. Pretty dark.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
The Same Species As Shakespeare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU after HBP. Harry and Draco have a mutual fascination. Name it obsession and add a mystery, and suddenly things are so much uglier. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,080 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Being Violet Granger's Sister by Girl number 1 reviews
Will a Disney inspired plot cooked up by a slightly insane falsely accused pyromaniac and a boy who lived work? HarryHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 114,950 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
It's Always the Quiet Ones by JKWhite reviews
Sirius walks in on something he shouldn't. Things get uncomfortable, awkward, and confusing. RemusSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Wanton Confessions of a Teenage Witch by JolieFille reviews
...sometimes, I wonder if it's possible to seduce someone into becoming good. I mean, if you try hard enough, and you have enough sex appeal, I bet you could... Hmm, a new defense technique...I'm a genius! I wonder if anyone else has thought of this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 185,677 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Oliver W., Remus L. - Complete
The Bet by remuslives23 reviews
Can Sirius Black really get any woman he wants? James decides to put his friends' claim to the test. But has Sirius met his match? Rated M but for later chapters only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,244 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Dragon of Hogwarts by Kassandra Ramsey reviews
Seventh year fic- Blaise and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl. He saves her from Malfoy on the train, and proceeds to become her friend. However, he has a terrible secret, and Hermione wants to know what it is. And can he really keep her safe from the Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,904 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Osis by DanuMarie reviews
Harry Potter, nineteen and an Auror, has a run in with his old nemesis, Draco Malfoy, while investigating odd muggle homicides. Rated M for later content. Not epilogue compliant! Full Summary Inside. Be careful of spoilers in reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,264 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Dithering Fortuity by peanut18 reviews
While working in the library one sluggish day, Hermione snaps. Things spiral out of control as she attempts to uncover what happened to her beloved sanity and soon finds herself fighting for her life against a force and people she never expected. HerXDrac
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,160 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Hermione G.
Tempora Mutantur by selenoliber reviews
An age old battle. A transcendence of time. A duel of intellect, power, and lust. Who will win this game of chance? Or better yet, who can leave this intrincate dance of danger unscathed? TRHG. Winner at Enchanted Grangers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,168 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 3995 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 2,070 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ravens And Unicorns by KitMay reviews
WWII rages in the Muggle world but Tom Riddle, Hogwarts Prefect,model student, and secret Dark Wizard, finds his own way. A promise, an underground organisation…and a strange girl...there were some secrets not even Albus Dumbledore ever guessed...Tom OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,393 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 3,659 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 3,754 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Food Fetish reviews
Harry and Draco come to the realization that they're attracted to each other through the scrumptious medium of food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Lesson In Anger Management reviews
What do Ron Weasley's temper, Draco Malfoy's mouth and Ron's naughty bits have in common? NC-17! M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
For Librarians Everywhere reviews
He's Draco Malfoy. He makes the good girls go bad. OneShot. For Jon & Tessy - you don't know them but they're awesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete