Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.
Name: James Otway
Likes: Reading, Writing, Drawing, Sleeping, Running, Fishing, Fighting and watching clouds.
Legends (some of the greatest stories ever published on this site):Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 , Lost Soul by LD 1449 , But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer, Lessons by kendrawriter.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
What you call dog with no legs?Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
"Well, let me ask you this: shut up."
"What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"
"Here's to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems."
"Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the ... uh ... what cures cancer?"
"I'll keep it short and sweet. Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping
Quote from the Boss: I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a fool
I am not stupid. Everyone else is just smarter than me.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
ARE YOU THE ONE?
RIDE MY LIGHTSABER
DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
TOSSER SEEKS IDIOT
YOUNG AT HEART
WAITING FOR YOU
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