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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Hey, guys.

So, it's been years since I've posted anything on here, but I hope to update at least once a month, but that really depends on how the writing process goes. I also promise to never post a chapter that's shorter than 5,000 words, so they'll all probably be around 10,000. (J/K, they're all over 10,000.)

Writing fanfiction is more like an exercise for me, but I do enjoy it.

If anyone leaves questions in the reviews, I'll answer them in the next chapter so that anyone can benefit. I'm always discussing with my sister to iron out details, so if I've left something out, or if something's confusing, I've probably thought of a back story for it, but forgot to include it (Whoops!).

Happy reading. ;)


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It's up! I think that the chapter switch thing has been fixed, but we'll see...


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Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 7,883 - Follows: 2,562 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 3997 - Favs: 13,218 - Follows: 12,226 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Threads of Fate by Madrigal-in-training reviews
In an attempt to brighten up his sad charge, ANBU Guard Itachi Uchiha leaves a note complimenting her hair. And thus, history has decided to repeat itself. Itachi x fem!Naruto, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,402 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 4,405 - Follows: 4,677 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Shisui U., Naruko U.
The Daddy Thing by Ruinous Crow reviews
Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,260 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 3,482 - Follows: 2,614 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
A Different Perspective by Book of Changes by Kage Fuusha reviews
COMPLETE! Summary: AU Kakashi prepared himself for the worst when he was saddled with the Kyuubi-no-gaki, a.k.a. Naruto. He did not, however, expect this. Rated M for Language. Some Ghost In The Shell & Eyeshield 21
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,348 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 4,989 - Follows: 2,869 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 9320 - Favs: 19,378 - Follows: 11,923 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Some Other Beginning's End by BelovedShadow reviews
Harry reveals the fact that he is a horcrux to Voldemort during the final battle, and Voldemort decides to keep Harry safe and protected. Knowing that he and Voldemort are the only two people who will live forever, Harry distances himself from everyone but Voldemort, and develops a growing fascination with the man and his dark, peculiar, ways. HPLV! Not DH Compliant! MPREG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 608 - Published: 8/13/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Marked as His Equal by juliasejanus reviews
Complete AU: July 31st 1980, the Potter's had twin sons. The elder larger stronger twin was chosen as the likely protagonist of the Prophecy to destroy the Dark Lord. The younger twin, Hadrian is declared a squib and left in the custody of his muggle Aunt and Uncle. Prophecy discarded by Voldemort who seized power in October 1981. WARNING HP/LV SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,829 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
New Idea, New Rules, New Game by BreeBBreakDance reviews
All Izaya wanted to do was play with his moster, but Shizuo being the unpreditable brute he is changed that by doing something he himself wasn't aware of, but it gave Izaya an idea to use, A new game with new rules. Shizaya! Future lemonie Smut! Yaoi!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,921 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Daddy by Nitroid reviews
Ichigo swallows several pills Grimmjow drops from a bottle as they duel, & shrinks into a child. As punishment, Aizen makes Ichigo Grimmjow's liability. A heated battle for possession of little Ichigo between Shinigami & Espada begins.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,820 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
A Different Reality by Ethe reviews
Set in a reality where Harry was left to a muggle orphanage as a means of protection before his parents died. However he wasn't there long, he adopted a false name and grew up in much better circumstances. What will happen when he arrives in Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,557 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 12,135 - Follows: 3,026 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 3,061 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Overdue Protection by PadyandMoony reviews
The fallout from the Dueling Club was worse than in Canon and leads to the release of one Sirius Black from Azkaban. And he is not amused. 1 SLASH couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Thing About Love by Mai Kurosaki reviews
The thing about true love is that it conquers obliviousness, jealousy and stubbornness. Or at least this is what Byakuya and Ichigo are about to discover as they learn to live together without the excitement of the shinigami life.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,460 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Soundscape by SanadaSayuri reviews
He was a Jinchuuriki who was murdered by his best friend. But Fate has other plans and Naruto wakes up in his five year old body. KakaNaru Yaoi DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 70,738 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
The Professor's Wife by Foolish Mortal reviews
The students all said that Professor Doumeki had a wife who made him lunches and impeccably pressed his shirts. Watanuki found this hilarious. AU Douwata.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,285 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 224 - Published: 3/21/2011 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5376 - Favs: 13,118 - Follows: 14,621 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,786 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Guardian by Logicalmagic reviews
After the Triwizard Tournament debacle, Sirius decides it's high time he started playing a more active role in his godson's life. A Sirius-takes-charge fic. AU Fifth book onwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,219 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 3,081 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 4,220 - Follows: 3,102 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 3,279 - Follows: 922 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 5,807 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shadow's Secret by Maylayn reviews
Britain is preparing for the upcoming war, when a sudden attack on Durmstrang sends half its students off to Beauxbatons, and the rest to Hogwarts. Daniel Potter’s world is suddenly turned upside down as his lost twin, Harry, returns to England.SLASH HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,135 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Dispossession of Echizen Ryoma by Sinnatious reviews
When Ryoma finds himself in a tough situation, his pride might keep him swimming, but it’s Tezuka who keeps his head above water.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,152 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - E. Ryoma, Tezuka K. - Complete
The Things We Do For Love by pipenerd reviews
The Death Eaters are betting Harry won't pass the Lord Voldemort's test... HP/LV. Implied slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 6,974 - Follows: 804 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 702 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Avoiding Confrontation by crassreine reviews
Communication is the key to a successful relationship. So, it was very likely that theirs was doomed to fail. AtoRyo. Shounenai leaning on Yaoi. Sequel to ‘After the Climax’.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,409 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - E. Ryoma, Atobe K. - Complete
Child of Mercy by Fyrning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 3,339 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
Reign of Darkness by nlblake reviews
AU Voldemort won and is now not only ruling the Wizarding World but enjoying his most precious posession, Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,948 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Weapon of Atlantis by Luminous Sun reviews
The Governors of Atlantis designed him for conquest, built him as an engine of war, and used as an invincible power. Seven hundred thousand years later, he was sealed away by the four founders of Hogwarts. But after only a thousand years, he was released.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,153 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Ghost In The Cell by cheryl bites reviews
As punishment for his misdeeds, Voldemort is buried alive in a steel coffin a mile beneath the ocean. HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Something Lost, Something Found by lunakatrina reviews
Is now HPLV slash,This is Harry's story of his ultimate betrayal to the light and the loss of all his friends, but the finding of something more sacred and possibly as holy as power. Vampire!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,627 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Ineluctability by BeatDobby reviews
As their connection strengthens, Potter falls into Riddle's possesion. However, the obvious isn't exactly truth in this case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,589 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Truth Universally Acknowledged by Bex Drake reviews
Lord Voldemort rules the world of wizards, and has done for three generations. Sitting on his cold throne he wonders if it is enough, when all the people around him fear him. LVHP. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 140 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Intrigue by kasugai gummie reviews
[FujiRyo, OishiKiku, InuKai] ‘... and the student population was just about to find out how vindictive Fuji could be.’
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,145 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 12/10/2003 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S. - Complete
Days of Denial by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
Just a short, sad, sweet, little ficlet. V.Mild Slash, HP/DM, Established relationship, no spoilers. Harry left Draco on a Monday. Draco knows when he'll come home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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May Your Soul Rest in Peace reviews
Where Tom Riddle meets the Master of Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sealed in a Coffin reviews
When the third member of Team 7 dies, the Council must beg Uzumaki Naruto to join it so that Team 7 can enter the Chuunin Exams. NO PAIRINGS. GEN. Chapter 5 and 6 have been fixed and are in their rightful place. :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 88,745 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 3,732 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
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