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Joined 04-23-06, id: 1034703, Profile Updated: 08-30-12
Author has written 9 stories for Across the Universe, Doctor Who, Psych, Torchwood, Great Gatsby, and Office.

The following is pretty much all that you need to know about me, but if you want to know more, you can feel free to ask. I may not get back to you, but feel free to ask.

Name: Miranda [Last Name Omitted]

Age: Old enough for some things, too young for others.

What's an anagram of your pen name?
Oath Sis Took

What's on your playlist?
The Sex Pistols: Never Mind The Bollocks
Amanda Palmer: Who Killed Amanda Palmer?
The Ramones: Rocket to Russia
Joy Division: Unknown Pleasures
Kate Micucci: EP Phone Home

Favorite Album at Age 15:
The Who by Numbers

Three things you couldn't live without:
-- My crazy as hell, punked out medic bag with the Frank N. Furter pin.
-- My zucchini (platonic soul mate).
-- Fandom.

Three Books:
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Valiant by Holly Black
Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

What's your secret talent?
Arranging dollhouse furniture.

What's the craziest thing you have ever done?
Going to the drugstore on a whim, while on my way to the zucchini's house, buying a can of hair dye, and attempting to dye my hair violet in her laundry room sink. Sadly, the dye didn't end up taking (hair's far too dark, and I wasn't up for bleaching it), but we had fun.

Best American City:
New York City

Favorite Ice Cream Topping:
Hot fudge

Describe Yourself in One Word
Introverted

Now in Spanish:
Introverted

Worst Hairstyle:
I've never really had a terrible one, although I guess the greenish-blonde streaks I had after the dye faded out was not my best look (years ago, I got blue streaks put in my hair, and the bleach outlived the dye... It wasn't fun.)

Favorite Old Movie:
Design For Living

Crime of Fashion:
Again, the greenish-blonde streaks.

Name of Your Imaginary Band? What Instrument Do You Play?
"Hermits United" ... Lead vocals and ukulele.

Dirty Little Secret:
The first time a friend mentioned them, I thought that the Chicago 10 were a band.

If You Had to Have a Girl's Name, What Would You Choose?
I already have a girl’s name, and I'm quite happy with it.

Here's $10 ... What Do You Buy?
A bunch of random things at a flea market.

Your environmentally conscious invention:
A car that runs on bad knock-knock jokes.

Your Superhero Name ("The," your favorite color, the automobile your dad drives):
The Purple BMW.

What Celebrity do People Say You Look Like?
Recently, it's been Audrey Hepburn and Ava Gardner. This makes me incredibly happy.

The Last Thing That Made You Laugh Out Loud:
An episode of M*A*S*H, nothing out of the ordinary.

Personal Quote:
"I love corpses!"
Note: Quote must be said in a frail old lady voice.

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MishMASH by Todash reviews
A collection of unrelated ficlets written as responses to various prompts. Some are tied to episodes; some are post-war; all are slash: B.J./Hawkeye. Updated with ficlets 111, 112 and 113.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 81,781 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 3/14/2009 - [BJ H., Hawkeye P.]
Of Peculiar Hats and Pretty Blondes by Drowning.Octopus reviews
Jughead and Betty are best friends, but that's just not enough for him. What happens between the two of them when Archie's out of the picture? And what the hell does "best friends" mean, anyway? Complete.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,096 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
The Rainy Day by Yumi-wheeler reviews
It's a rainy day and all Ted can think about is his lover. Slashy goodness, DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS. Please R R :
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Positive by gutsandglitter reviews
After an unpleasant diagnosis, Mycroft insists on breaking up with Greg, while Greg insists on taking care of Mycroft.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,910 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
All of You and All of Me by Elske reviews
Shassie hurt/comfort AU post 3.11 Lassie's done a bad bad thing : this time with more trauma. Warnings for possible ptsd triggers and, well, the fact that this is a hurt/comfort written by someone who doesn't generally like the genre.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Carlton L., Shawn S.
First Night by bookishandi reviews
First night, new life. Spoilers through "Journey's End."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2012 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Duvet Green by mazarin reviews
Sherlock restructures his mind palace so it looks like 221b. What he puts in John's room is a surprise, and a revelation Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tangible by dawnperhaps reviews
Gabriel's vessel is lovely and all, but his wings belong to him and only him. Sam wants to worship them. Wingfic. Sam/Gabriel. M for sexual content.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Security System by sympathy for monsters reviews
"I thought all you missed were my eyes." "Among other things.". A one shot in which Jim breaks into Seb's house, pisses him off, and they both end up compromised.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
Pigtail Pulling by Arynn Octavia reviews
Jim comes to discover a few things about himself, and a few things about a few of his coworkers. Jim/Dwight slash. Pam/OMC. Expect spoilers through the episode Diwali, during which this begins. It is also slightly AU before that point, as you'll see. WIP
Office - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,040 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Jim H., Dwight S.
And Pineapple Cat Makes Three by Elske reviews
Giftfic for DaiKuro-chan, who wanted something with animals. Hopefully Buzz and a basket of kittens is to your liking! Established relationship Shassie fluffy goodness. With Buzz. And kittens.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Shuntbumps by Ember Nickel reviews
Asexual Awareness Challenge: Bill and Fleur have been married for ten years, and no one would say they're not the model of happiness. But for some of their siblings, happiness might follow a different model.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Charlie W., Gabrielle D. - Complete
The Price of Fame by Lastew reviews
Written for a prompt: Now that John and Sherlock are an internet phenomenon, fan sites devoted to them are cropping up. What happens when they find a few? And how will they react to fan fiction that pairs them together? Pre-slash to slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,460 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Webcam by slashyking reviews
Sherlock slash fic. Fun with webcams. Inspired by ASiB. Details in Author's Note. Rated for smut. Don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When A Plan Comes Together by Elske reviews
Shawn Spencer loves it when - amongst other things - a plan comes together. Shassie slash! Written as a belated XMas gift fic for JerseyBelle! Prompt: Spencer quietly opened the bedroom door...
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Carlton L., Shawn S.
What You Mean to Me by Lastew reviews
When John told Sherlock he was moving out, Sherlock couldn't tell him that he has feelings for John. Instead, he got drunk. What happens when John comes home and Sherlock's filter is offline?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Rifle by Tango Fox reviews
Jim/Seb prompt fic. Based on the tumblr ask: 'Jim wants a change'
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
Jim's Day Off by Tango Fox reviews
Written for a tumblr prompt. Jim comes home to find Seb in a fort, and he finds the whole thing very childish!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Northern Exposures by Ms.Teragram reviews
Shawn and Lassiter travel north to repossess a yacht and discover more than they bargained for.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,022 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Great ending to a crappy day by torchil reviews
Created for Elske as a thank you for the awesome shassie fic. Even if it's not that great I hope you like it. :
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Next Time, I Call Shotgun by Artie Fowl reviews
Shawn was looking at him again, a half smile formed on his face; a look Lassiter decided he didn't care for, "Your secret is safe with me. I won't tell anyone. I'm really good at keeping secrets; even better at being one." Somewhat of a PWP. Slash.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Twelve Days of Shassie! by Elske reviews
I couldn't think of a better title. Slash, of course. Lassiter/Shawn. Christmassy fluff and sexytimes!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
What Comfort I Can Give by Lastew reviews
When Sherlock pushes himself too hard, he gets headaches. What can John do to help the man he loves? Just a bit of fluffiness.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Safe As Houses by Elske reviews
Just a little ficlet. Slash, of course. Lassiter/OMC, Lassiter/Shawn. &promise me I'm safe as houses as long as I remember who's wearing the trousers
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by Todash reviews
Post-war holiday fic. Hawkeye takes Erin to see a department-store Santa. Includes slash content, B.J./Hawkeye.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2011 - [BJ H., Hawkeye P.] Erin H. - Complete
Undefinably Odd by Someone aka Me reviews
For the Asexual Awareness Challenge. "Am I crazy for simply wanting to want something without actually wanting it? It certainly sounds like I am. I don't think I am, though. I think I'm just different, like always."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
I've Seen That Road Before by Street Howitzer reviews
John finally sees Sherlock's bedroom. Sequel to "...Right Now". Rated for Sherlock/John, violence, swear-words, nudity, and the Full Frontal Assault trope.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The State of Relevance by Riding A Tiger In Outer Space reviews
More Jim/Seb fluff, in which Seb finds out why Jim robs art museums
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
The Snowdens of Yesteryear by CLOSEDOUTACCOUNT reviews
It was a tragedy. A tragedy. A tragedy. People tell you that, but you're not sure if they're right. And you're not sure if they're wrong. So you trust them. And it was a tragedy. And deep down, you have to believe you're sad about it. Implied Slash
Psych - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
I Know, But by KiraSparrow reviews
There are things Det. Lassiter knows about Shawn Spencer, things he's accepted as true about the other man. He can't help thinking about them from time to time. Slash. Shassie.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
An Education by Anne Hedonia reviews
I went looking for a fic version of "Human Nature"/"Family of Blood" where Nine was John Smith and Rose was his companion, and which took place at Farringham. Couldn't find one. Started writing. Simple as that. Rating ranges from PG-13 to Adult COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,210 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Zero to Hero by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
That First Step by shassieluvr reviews
"You…are the best boyfriend ever. You are awesome. Like super awesome. And hot. You're hot Lassie. There should be a new word just to describe you - you foxy thang."
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
That Awkward Moment When by HigherMagic reviews
PWP. All in all, with a full tank of gas and his radio turned up loud, Dean was in a pretty damn good mood. All that vanished into shock and concern when the sky lit up like daylight. Dean/Castiel, wing!fic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
It Feels So Right Now by Street Howitzer reviews
Autistic!demisexual!Sherlock and bisexual!confused!John. John ruins everything. Rated for swearing, discussions of drug use, and sex.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Homecoming by Alara Rogers reviews
Every morning when he wakes up, he thinks he's back in the Village.
The Prisoner - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
Frankly My Dear by Todash reviews
Post-war story. Hawkeye and B.J. run into an old colleague at a medical conference. Mild slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/13/2011 - [BJ H., Hawkeye P.] - Complete
Speed by bittergrapes reviews
Sherlock's driving John to an undisclosed location. . . wait, Sherlock can drive? Demisexual!Sherlock/bisexual!John platonic romance
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
love or something like it by hypotheticalfanfic reviews
Lots of talking, lots of affection. No sex, though - at least, not on Sherlock's part. Asexual!Sherlock/Watson; completed 5/27/11.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Black As Night by Misato reviews
Dean patches Castiel up after a fight and things get a little out of control. Slash, Wing!Kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Why I Drink by punkXrockXkid reviews
People wonder why Doctor McCoy drinks. Maybe this will clear some things up. *Established K/S*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Bothered and Bewildered by Todash reviews
Following the events in the episode "Bless You, Hawkeye," the relationship between B.J. and Hawkeye takes a turn. Slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2011 - [BJ H., Hawkeye P.] - Complete
Consolation by ReluctantFangirl15 reviews
She knows she's just his consolation prize.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Our Home by LilliaJohnson reviews
Ten 100-300 word drabbles based on the theme of rooms in a house. Final part of the 'Home' series. JDox. Oneshot.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
At First Sight by Todash reviews
An alternate-universe fic. While on R&R, Hawkeye meets a surgeon from the 8063rd named B.J. Hunnicutt. Slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2011 - [BJ H., Hawkeye P.] - Complete
My Bathroom by LilliaJohnson reviews
Follows 'My Family Room.' Based on the theme of things found in a bathroom. Ten 100-200 word drabbles. JDox. Part of the 'Home' series of fics. Oneshot.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Communication Journals by Josephine Stone reviews
Dumbledore has a plan to help Harry get over his prejudges against Slytherins. Hermione is worried, Ron gets jealous and Harry falls in love with an in the closet Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
My Family Room by LilliaJohnson reviews
Sequel to 'My Lounge Room.' Based on the theme of things found in a family room. Ten 100-300 word drabbles. JDox. Oneshot. Part of the 'Home Series.'
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
My Lounge Room by LilliaJohnson reviews
A quasi- sequel to 'My Kitchen', based on the theme of 'Lounge Room', or things found in the lounge/living room. JDox. Ten 100-200 word drabbles. Oneshot.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2010 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
HOMETOWN HERO NABS VULCAN BEAU! by Mia-Hood reviews
An editorial for a newspaper in James T. Kirk's native Iowa gives an exclusive on the captain's recent and controversial marriage to his Vulcan First Officer, Mr. Spock! K/S Title taken fron Bad Title Challenge. Inspired by Sensate Focus by Lyrastar.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Mine by TurkFox reviews
Sebastian Moran can be rather posessive when other people interfere with things that belong to him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2010 - J. Moriarty - Complete
Old Characters Never Die by Kristi reviews
They just get sorted. Gen. Slight slash if you squint. Standalone. Ensemble.
Crossover - Harry Potter & M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
There's Always Room for MellO by Kristi reviews
Hawkeye's home alone with a sick kid. He calls for help from a typical yet unsympathetic source. Gentleman Doctors: 1958
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Hawkeye P., Peg H. - Complete
All Couples Have Rows by Queen of the Castle reviews
Rose/Ten II. Her father once told her that couples have rows all the time. Rose finds that it's their ability to finally fight with each other on even ground that somehow allows them to be a couple.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
It's A Beautiful Day by Alara Rogers reviews
99 words, shortest story I've ever written. A prisoner starts her usual workday at the Village.
The Prisoner - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
Identity Broadcast by Alara Rogers reviews
How does a biological male have an identical twin sister, anyway? Written for LGBTFest. Charles is a transman. Scott and Hank are upset that he used to use telepathy to pass, and never told them. Emma thinks it's no big deal.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Charles X./Professor X, Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank - Complete
Alleviation of Boredom by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain. NO WARNINGS OMG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Prefer Bones Over Kirk by If Only I Were A Slinky reviews
Eight drabbles of the Tallahassee/Columbus sort. SLASH. Includes talk of Buck and Star Trek. Columbus always will be, and always has been, a nerd. Rated for language and a scene of sexuality.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
Solicitation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
George Weasley fixes up his brother after an incident involving a sprained ankle. WARNING: Brothercest and MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/17/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Reasons That Support KirkSpock by tfbl reviews
Some Logcial Reasons That Support K/S
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Harry Potter and the Horribly Embarrassing Spell by Josephine Stone reviews
Harry Potter and the Horribly Embarrassing Spell Which Never Should Have Worked To Begin With. Harry is forced to do a spell in class that would show a glimpse of what his life would be like if they were all muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/9/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Penny For Your Thoughts by brainpopcorn reviews
It's human nature to love what we don't have." Geordi/Data slash. Oneshot.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - G. LaForge, Data - Complete
The Importance of Bathing by Leista reviews
Tallahassee decides it's time for a bath. Tallahassee/Columbus slash. **Re-edited**
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
A Man In The Making by If Only I Were A Slinky reviews
This is my first time getting drunk and I guess I do stupid things while under the influence. Flirting with Tallahassee is one of them. Columbus/Tallahassee.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
Rule Number Thirty Nine by If Only I Were A Slinky reviews
Rule #39 in Z-land: Don't get in a separate car with Tallahassee. I learned this the hard way while traveling in a car with just him and I. Tallahassee/Columbus
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
Causality by McStories reviews
Follow-up to The Gap Between - Pavel is eighteen tonight, and celebrations are had by all. Explicit slash, be warned.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,091 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/28/2010 - P. Chekov, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Gap Between by McStories reviews
Pavel Chekov is just the weird kid who helps steer the ship, and Len McCoy's happy to leave it like that. When a late-night visit to sickbay forces him to see Chekov as more, it sets McCoy on a path he never would have anticipated.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,952 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/17/2010 - P. Chekov, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A Costly Illusion by Cooper Sterling reviews
.." Maybe someday he’d run into someone else, and he’d tell this new person that he lost his puppy Buck to the zombies, and their two cats, Little Rock and Wichita."...Rated for safety. Pre-Slash for Columbahassee... SALF HARM AND CHAR DEATH
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
Still Holding Out for You by LunaBelieves reviews
He had refused to let the girls get rid of the jacket when they buried him.
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
35 Sentences by Shadow Silver Fang reviews
35 Sentences, using the Rules as prompts. Warning: Contains some SLASH. M/M. Do not read if you do not like. Columbus/Tallahassee, Wichita, Little Rock.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
Snowed In by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
Harry and Draco wake up to snow and lots of it! How will they spend their day?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,685 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Intoxicated by Tierfal reviews
Mello shoved a drink into his hand. “Less talking,” he ordered, “more drunken shenanigans.” Matt/Mello, Light/L, and Mikami/Gevanni/Near, for IceQueenRex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Like A Sieve by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco go on a date. OMG, there is no mature adult content! What is wrong with me? I'll work on that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Thinking by Adenil reviews
Charles thinks of many things.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Charles W., M. Klinger - Complete
A Friendly Chat by Adenil reviews
Frank seems oddly calm in his role as Penobscot’s best man. Perhaps a chat with BJ helped calm him down?
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/8/2009 - BJ H., Frank B.
In Stocks and Bonds by Adenil reviews
Takes place after the events of Mail Call Three where Klinger has fainted in the officers club after a few too many drinks. Who was there to help him home? It helps to have seen the episode.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Charles W., M. Klinger - Complete
Caveat Emptor by Tierfal reviews
In which there are shopping trips, sarcasm, backhanded compliments, dark rooms, big guns, bubble baths, trauma of every sort, and detailed fantasies involving cake - lots of those. Let the buyer beware indeed. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,536 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Red Skinny Jeans by Tierfal reviews
I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Window, Tree by Tierfal reviews
Sayu would like nothing more than for Light to go boil his head right now, but he always has to have the last word. Matsuda/Sayu, with background Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Sayu Y., Light Y. - Complete
Portia by Tierfal reviews
Her thoughts crystallize today, of all days. Misa-centric; a mess of her and Light and L.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Misa A. - Complete
Into Girls by Tierfal reviews
Artists are sexy, Dean is sweet, and Ginny is not into girls. Ginny/Hermione, fluffy and sardonic at turns.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Gingerbread by thirty2flavors reviews
At the Vitex Company Christmas party, the Doctor meets the newest addition to Vitex staff -- Donna Noble.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
A Life Perfectly Choreographed by Theilian reviews
All Roger wanted was a quiet night out with his friends. He certainly wasn't expecting to meet someone who would turn his whole life upside down ... Roger DeBris? Heroics? Oh yes indeed!
Producers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Ruin by Tierfal reviews
The phone was going to ring in two minutes. But Matt didn't know that, and he didn't know what that phone call was going to do to his poor excuse for a life.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
to keep on breathing for by thirty2flavors reviews
Spoilers for 4x13! Popping into existence only to be stranded in a parallel world on an alien planet is, well, odd. // For a long while he feels just slightly out of synch, like there’s a beat missing from the time signature.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Curiously Befuddled by 1010'jin reviews
Ginny comes to a realization on a warm summer day. Ginny x Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 116 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Never, Not Really by thirty2flavors reviews
It is an anxiety he hasn’t expressed to anyone before, not even kindhearted Andromeda, and he isn’t entirely sure why he’s chosen to tell Bellatrix. He supposes it’s because he’s her favorite. He’s always been her favorite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Regulus B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Influxum by EclipseKlutz reviews
At the same time, he felt relieved and betrayed. Betrayed because Ping had lied… and relieved because Ping had lied. ShangxPing
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
He's Dead, Jim by EclipseKlutz reviews
McCoy decides to test the rumors of Kirk and Spock’s relationship via an innocently “confused” statement… he just forgets those questioning his own feelings.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2006 - L. McCoy - Complete
Twice as Bright by thirty2flavors reviews
Vernon loved normalcy almost as much as you did and these people were not normal. He hated them, but then again, you hated them more. [One-shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cataclysmic Binaries by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
When Spock's hands are disabled, McCoy must help him with day to day activities, as well as . . . other things.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Similar Features by Alara Rogers reviews
X-Men/TNG crossover. Who is this mysterious being and why does he keep calling Charles "Jean-Luc"?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Q, Charles Xavier/Professor X
At the Rivendell Internet Cafe by Fennelseed reviews
The respectable members of the Fellowship get on the web and are shocked--shocked, I tell you!--to discover slash fiction about themselves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
What Fool Invented Kissing by Fennelseed reviews
Frodo's goodnight kisses are starting to have a serious effect on Sam. (A Frodo/Sam slash-on-the-quest story.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Close-fitting Pants and the James Mason Complex by Lone Gunwoman of the Week reviews
A "Ghost World" story. Seymour's regrets after telling Enid they can't see each other anymore.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/3/2002
Friends, Girlfriends, Roommates, & Other F**ckwads by Lone Gunwoman of the Week reviews
A "Ghost World" story. Enid's ruminations while spending the night with Seymour.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2002
Lovers and Angels by Alara Rogers reviews
A P/Q vignette with nothing stronger than kissing. Picard sees Q in Q's true form.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2001 - J. Picard, Q - Complete
TCP: The Mother of a Mutant by Alara Rogers reviews
Common People. A mother must deal with her daughter's mutancy. Written as a response to all those parents turn on mutant kids TCP's.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/9/2000 - Complete
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Schrute Farms reviews
Dwight Schrute comes to learn that his Amish, and socially inept, cousin fathered a child a handful of years ago. Tracking down the child, with a little help from his rag-tag posse, Dwight finds the eight year-old female equivalent of his cousin, Mose.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Dwight S.
From The Laptop of Toshiko Sato reviews
A few words from Toshiko Sato to Owen Harper in the form of a letter, well, an e-mail.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H. - Complete
Daisy reviews
These days, Daisy rarely thought about him, the man she at one time had hoped to marry...
Great Gatsby - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Complete
In The Shadow of A Tree reviews
After Jack leaves, our tea boy is left alone to contemplate life... and trees- I like to think that it's rather philosophical.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Shots Fired reviews
If we solve the cases, if she's happy, if Lassie's little Lassie-heart has a beat, then it's all okay. So I can drink- Rated T for alcoholism. Implied one-sided Shassie.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Watch and Recall reviews
It wasn't often that he watched the tapes, only when he needed remember.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Monologue of Martha Jones reviews
What is Martha Jones thinking these days? Read and find out.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Martha J., 10th Doctor - Complete
He Wasn't Rose reviews
He wasn't Rose; no matter what he did, and no matter how hard he tried to get the goofy Time Lord's attention, it wasn't enough.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Jack H., 9th Doctor - Complete
Strawberries in the Hand reviews
Trippy metaphorical poem looking into Jude's strawberry craze while he sings Strawberry Feilds Forever. The story was written with Max/Jude in mind, and is K at worst, but you can take it however you want. Craptastic summary, so read and see for yourself
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Jude F., Max C. - Complete