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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

This got old, fast.

I'm like the Thomas Pynchon of the future, in the past -

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When We Met by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru has the girl of his dreams—until she decides to marry his best friend and dump him. Torn and heartbroken, he ventures to the other end of Japan, meeting a strange and spectacular woman on the way. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,442 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari
How the Prince Met the Girl, How He Lost Her, by Oh Dee reviews
COMPLETE. Prince Shikamaru has no intention of getting married or taking over the throne, but when certain circumstances give him no choice, he decides to make a plan that will have his future wife running for the hills.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,348 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Arranged by PSITeleport reviews
Shikamaru has a mission to Suna, which must be completed before Tsunade's death. But there's more in store for him than a six-day round-trip and a paycheck. Shika/Tema Now revised, and with a brand new chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,545 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Seven Inches from the Midday Sun by Oh Dee reviews
There was something about being half-naked in a Laundromat on a hot summer day that made romance almost achievable.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Dear Kishimoto, You Can Bite Me by PSITeleport reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are trapped in a hopeless scenario. It doesn't matter how smart Shikamaru is, or how strong Temari is, there's one man that has all the power. And, this time, it may very well be game over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Storm From the West by xenu1275 reviews
Shikamaru thought he could run from his crimes. Temari, however, doesn't intend to let him escape ... Sequel to "Hints on the Wind." Shikatema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,689 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Hints on the Wind by xenu1275 reviews
Shikamaru is called to Suna to get to the bottom of a puzzling, and potentially deadly, mystery. Shikamaru X Temari. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,675 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
An Interesting Engagement by Picture reviews
A series of unrelated one-shots, each resulting in the engagement of Shikamaru and Temari, so it's ShikaTema, I guess. In-universe. Rated for language and use of alcohol. Part 8: On a Clear Day, You Can See Forever. Oh, wait, wrong reference.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,185 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Other Wife by Marie Suzette reviews
I married him knowing his heart wasn't mine ... ShikamaruOFC, ShikamaruTemari. Revised 24 February 2009.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Don't Say a Word by Coley Merrin reviews
In the midst of great danger, Zuko struggles with his desire for Katara, while her mind is clouded with the secrets of her unborn child. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,804 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Contrary To Popular Belief by Dingbat142001 reviews
Oneshot. Before the birth of their second child, Temari and Shikamaru make their way to Suna. ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Susan Pevensie by samantha-darling reviews
A life lived chronologically. T for some mature themes and situations.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
A Nameless Fic Because Shikamaru Said So by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru thinks high school is troublesome enough without a foreign exchange student. Temari thinks hell is bad enough without a pineapple haired lazy ass. Funny how things work out. ShikaTema AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,858 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Snow Blind by Crystal Renee reviews
Shikamaru is given an important mission: Escort Sabaku no Temari into Yukigakure, acting as a guide and political liasion. Unfortuntely, things do not go according to plan. Slight Shika/Tema, Angst. ONe shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Seven Days by the crabby lamb reviews
They say the dead linger for seven days after death to make amends and say goodbye to those they love. In his seven days, Jiraiya tries and Tsunade drinks denial.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
A List of Troublesome Firsts by Oh Dee reviews
The Nara and his firsts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Three Days by Lotos-Eater reviews
The Nara doth protest too much, methinks. [ShikaTema, lime lime !lemon!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
My Girlfriend's Back and There's Gonna Be Trouble by Mordred LeFay reviews
For the lonely six months between chuunin exams, Shikamaru and Ino have been fooling around, but when Temari comes back to Konoha, the trouble begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Professional Secrets by NessieGG reviews
[AU] [ShikaTem] [Story 1 of the New York Society series] Shikamaru Nara did not like the theater.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Atlas by Tsukiyomi the Kami reviews
It's an infinite game of cat and mouse, and Jiraiya isn't exactly sure which one he is. Oneshot, Jiraiyacentric, slightly onesided JiraiyaTsunade.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Jiraiya - Complete
Nine Long Months by silvercage reviews
Shikamaru and Temari find themselves in quite the predicament.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Facets 4: Desert Rose by Avonnalay-Ariemay reviews
“An accident? You call that an accident? Shattering a glass on the floor or missing a target is an accident. Sleeping with your old Genin partner does NOT fall under that category!” Temari retorted icily, struggling against his hold on her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,367 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Taste a Million Things by nezumihaijin reviews
Anko is captured on a mission. Ibiki centric fic, focusing on his thoughts and experiences throughout the day. Anko x Ibiki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Anko M., Ibiki M. - Complete
Genjutsu by Lotos-Eater reviews
It's only when a fight is already lost that you start to pull out techniques you don't really know how to use. Temari vs. Kabuto, mild TemaShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Liaison's Special Diplomacy by Insidiae reviews
Shikamaru's been sent to Suna to... well, to be honest, he's not really sure what he's doing there, but the point is that Temari is his guide. Oneshot, ShikamaruTemari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
An Exception to the Rules by notesonlife reviews
Nara Shikaku never liked loud troublesome girls. That was always the case, and his inner rule, but like all rules, there was an exception. [Shikaku x Yoshino] [Shikamaru's parents oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Synaesthesia by DrerrRedclaw reviews
Being a genius has some downsides. ShikaTem, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Fifty Nine Moves by Oh Dee reviews
It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Music Box by Crystal Jaganshi reviews
Temari sends Shikamaru her last letter before her death, reminiscing about thier life together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
These Foolish Things by NightDuchess reviews
Temari had been leaving a bitter past behind & Shikamaru just don't care much what his future brings. And these two people met in present day to change the other's life in many ways. Shikamaru X Temari X Itachi AU fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,024 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Bad Jokes by Dexteria reviews
The Sand Siblings: Gaara, Temari and Kankurou. They've been through the worst, been through the harshest and strongest bonds. And all the bad jokes. [Mentioned ShikaTema][One Shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Against All Odds by Dexteria reviews
Whilst in a life of a kunoichi, one must endure complications that even the other male sex does not ever speak of. Marriage, childbirth, and so on. Well, one blonde Suna kunoichi highly disagrees. [ShikaTema]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Convalescence by helga3 reviews
Shikamaru spends some time in Sand, convalescing. Temari keeps him occasional company. Temari, Shikamaru, UST.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Perfect Irony by Melpomene the Muse reviews
[ShikaTema] Shikamaru's always liked monotony. And fate, apparently, likes nothing more than to screw with him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Happy Birthday by Gigabomb reviews
Jiraiya x Tsunade. Even people who go through the same experiences remember them in different ways. Jiraiya learns this the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Girl Talk by sna reviews
A hospital ward is just about the only place the kunoichi of Konoha have time to stop and chat. Set during the 3rd Ninja War. Starring Anko, Kurenai, Shizune, Suzume and Rin. Multiparter. Part 4 up! COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Kurenai Y., Anko M. - Complete
Miracles or Medicine by Tsubasa Hane reviews
On her twentieth birthday, she witnessed a miracle. Not for her, but for two people she believed couldn’t deserve it more. Sakura's POV.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Mochi by The Kitty-kitty reviews
The sand siblings are stranded in Konoha during the New Year. Sometimes, gestures can be taken up the wrong way. ShikaTema oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Good Times Gone by Yondaime-dono reviews
Oneshot, JiraiyaxTsunade. Before the three year gap, Jiraiya goes to Tsunade's office and talks with her directly about Naruto. The possibility of taking him from the Leaf to train him for years is discussed, as well as something she'd long forgotten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Caught in the Act by thescientistwrangler reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are walked in on by her brothers... that sentence tells it all
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Dodging Skill by Das Leech reviews
Shikamaru wakes up to find himself in a rather compromising position. What's a guy to do to avoid getting pounded? [ShikaTem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Sometimes Always by number18 reviews
Shikamaru was a patient guy in nature, which is why he wasn't peeling her clothes away as the impulses came. He hoped he would have the good sense to save that for later. ShikamaruTemari. Well paced one shot. Making out hardcore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,277 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Purposeful Distance by Uozumi reviews
There was always that assumption about them that had been floating around for a year, maybe more. It wasn't true until last night. ShikamaruTemari. Set right before Naruto's reappearance after the time warp. Spoilers for chapter 245ish of the manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
It Just Happens by Cyberwing reviews
Maybe it is love, maybe it is not. One thing is for sure, there is something in each other that they just don't see...that they don't want to see... [ShikamaruXTemari] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Walk Away by The Sh33p reviews
A look into the how and why of Jiraiya's retirement. Just exactly what were his responses to both Orochimaru and Tsunade's departures, and what did he do when he left on his own?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Knife Edge by Annwyd reviews
Futurefic. Shikamaru takes an ANBU mission, and whether he succeeds or not, it's not going to end well. Very dark consider yourself warned. ShikaTema implied.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
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ALIVE reviews
Scenes of all lengths from Shikamaru and Temari's lives set between chapters 699 and 700. Will eventually at least be rated T.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Mother's Day for Lovers reviews
Shikamaru visits his wife and kids in a desperate try for one last Mother's Day. ShikaTema AU. Read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Epiphany reviews
Don't kid yourselves, Shikamaru and Temari. "Happily Ever After" doesn't happen on its own. ShikaTema AU. Rated M for chapter 2. Read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Unbreakable Bonds reviews
Beneath the formalities, Anko and Tsunade understand each other in ways no one else can. Oneshot series. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Anko M., Tsunade S.
Archetypes reviews
Temari's a city girl. Shikamaru's a country boy. They meet under amusing circumstances and quickly find their differences hard to overcome. ShikaTema AU Rated for fun cursing. Read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
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