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Joined 04-26-06, id: 1035313, Profile Updated: 06-16-13
Author has written 43 stories for Supernatural, Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, and Fruits Basket.

xlooks side to side and sneaks on stage* Um.. Hi! Please don't throw any rotten vegetables at me! I know it's been a few years since I've been here, but I have returned! I have just finished reading and replying to a LOT of PMs from you guys, so I'm in full guilt trip mode now! Super sorry! I'll get onto those requests tonight seeing as I have a whole lot of time on my hands and try to make some updates/uploads in the next few days! Those aren't pitch forks and torches are they? O . o

I am Female, 22 and from Australia. that's all you need to know.
I also have a dA account with various short stories and pictures if you're interested in non-fanfiction stuff by me: http://superjj.deviantart.com/


HELP WANTED!!! I'm looking for someone to go over my already uploaded fics to help with some flow and editing, I would like someone who is professional and harsh with their assistance because my old work needs a LOT of work. It will be tireless, no doubt, there a few fics there and they ALL need help (I have no doubt, even if they have some decent reviews). Obviously whoever helps out, I'll complete a request (if you have one), and credit to you and of course be FOREVER greatlful to!

I'm up to doing requests! Just give me a ping and I'll try my hardest! Just tell me about what kind of story you want, rating, pairings, Show, is there swearing? Sex? Y'know all the important things. XD TO THOSE WHO HAVE REQUESTED I'm still working on them, I'm just a bit busy lately looking for a job is kind of my main priorty at the moment so please don't think I've neglacted your requests!

Projects that I am working on now:

Before the Boy Who Lived: I have finially started researching and re-writing this fic, first chapter is up now. It'll be a different POV each chapter following the main four, and Severus and Lily, I'm trying very hard to keep my information accurate so please, if you spot any mistakes in timelines do tell me.

The Junior And The Prefect: A Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory fic, major fan of the pair, this is a fic for my friend Lucretia. It's in the POV of Harry and follows pretty close to the book, I started writing a random PWP but she liked it so that random PWP turned into chapter eight, and now I'm creating up to it. Tell me what you guys think!

Damn That Potter: Swapping points of view between Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. They despise each other but know beauty when they see it. Just random detentions and stuff Sex and swearing.

Something Went Wrong, Severely Wrong!: A crack-fic based around Harry and Draco, POV change every chapter to fit the situation. THIS IS NOT SLASH. Has to be my first I believe, lol. Neville messes up his potion and Ron thinks it's a smart idea to throw it around, sloshes a bit on his best mate a Draco. Loads of fun on my behalf!

I'm also working on going through the "Hogwart's Rules", listed below, the ones in bold are ones I've done already - see one you like? Send me a PM and I'll work on it!

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.
5. I will not go to class skyclad.
6. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
8. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".
9. I will not insist the house elves serve fried snake to the Slytherins.
10. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
11. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
12. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky,and not a clever moneymaking concept.
13. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
14. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".
15. I will not tye-dye all of the owls.
16. I will not reenact Harry Potter Puppet Pals in the Great Hall
17. - Or anywhere else for that matter.
18. I will not shave Mrs. Norris.
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".
20. I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it is blood.
21. I will not ask Lupin if it his "time of the month".
22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast to Coast AM transcripts.
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.
25. I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.
26. I am not a sloth Animagus.
27. I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
28. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or pirahna.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I am not allowed to wear death eater robes to dinner and shout Long live Lord Voldemort because I think its funny.
32. I will not kiss Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. Skiving Snackboxes are not a suitable gift for first-years.
35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.
36. I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing "I Will Survive" in the mirror, as it is disturbing.
37. I will not mock Dumbledore with exaggerated limb movements.
38. I am not allowed to draw a smiley face on my arm and tell everyone its the new Dark Mark.
39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not insist that the trees in the Forbidden Forest are Ent wives.
42. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not ask Ginny how to properly strangle a chicken.
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
52. I will not draw an H on Percy Weasley's forehead.
53. Filch does not have a sister named Magenta.
54. I will refrain from wearing black leather gloves at all times and saying "Hogwarts is mother, Hogwarts is father".
55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients, and I will not resell their products as "Veela Pheromones".
56. I will not refer to the Slytherin dorms as "the Tremere chantry".
57. The Malfoys are not Draka.
58. Hogwarts does not have a student council. Even if it did, they would not wear the rose seal. Therefore I will cease going after the prefects with a sword.
59. Richard Upton Pickman did not paint The Fat Lady.
60. I will not refer to Umbridge as Queen of the Toads, even if she really is.
61. I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt.
62. The Giant Squid has never made an appearance in any hentai film.
63. It is wrong to refer to Aragog as "Charlotte".
64. Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.
65. I will not refer to the hippogriff as "Horseybird".
66. I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
67. -Or any other Slytherin.
68. I will not "borrow" a prefects' badge for Peeves.
69. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.
70. -Nor am I the Care of Witches Underwear Professor.
71. -I am not a Professor, at all.
72. I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.
73. -I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.
74. -It was not an honest mistake.
74. I will not swap Draco's broom with one out of Filch's broom cupboard.
76. I am no longer allowed in the student laundry.
77. -Or the teacher laundry.
78. - Nor am I allowed to ever cast an Invisibility charm again.
79. While wand safety is an important issue, I am no longer allowed to distribute any pamphlet, which makes reference to Belinda the Buttless.
80. It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.
81. I will not give any girl a one half of a set of two-way mirrors as a Christmas present.
82. -Especially if I don't tell her what it is.
83. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled firewhiskey.
84. -Charming the label does not change anything.
85. I am not allowed to eat Chocolate Frogs in Potions class.
86. -Even if I brought enough for everyone.
87. -Emptying a bag full of them onto Professor Snape's desk to prove this last is unacceptable behavior.
88. Peeves may not countermand any of my professors' or prefects' orders.
89. No matter what Professor Umbridge may tell me to the contrary, I am not authorized to form press gangs.
90. Chemistry and Potions don't mix.
91. -Testing this last is not funny.
92. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.
93. May not mock Professor Umbridge in front of the press.
94. I may not speak Latin in front of the books.
95. The proper way to report to Professor McGonagall is "You wanted to see me, Professor?" Not "I have it on good authority that you have no evidence."
96. May not insinuate that all beautiful American exchange students to Gryffindor or Slytherin House in Harry Potter's Year are Lockhart's misbegotten heirs, even if it's true.
97. I am not possesed by the ghost of Lady MacBeth.
98. -Neither is The Fat Lady.
99. When someone accuses me of not wearing any drawers, I should ignore them. Attempting to prove them wrong is indecent.
100. -Especially if I can't.
101. If someone's House Badge is green and mine is purple, it means they are in Slytherin House. It does not mean "The Sorting Hat thinks they're dumber than me."
102. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on the school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.
103. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".
104. -Neither does he respond favorably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" or "Debbie".
105. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
106. Hagrid does not have relationships with magical creatures, and I should stop implying that he does.
107. I am not authorised to sell incriminating pictures of the faculty to students.
108. -Giving the same pictures out free of charge is also frowned upon.
109. Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June.
110. House Elf stew is not on the Hogwarts menu, neither is Niffler Curry, so I should stop asking.
111. A wand is for magic only; it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.
112. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape's personal postbox.
113. I will stop referring to Hufflepuffs as "cannon fodder."
114. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
115. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"
116. My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."
117. Neville is not my valet.
118. When given a directive by my house prefect, I should not insist that "we don't need no stinking badges."
119. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
120. I will not threaten the Fat Lady with Dip.
121. House ghosts do not regularly "slime" anyone.
122. Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
123. There is no "open-mike night" at Hogwarts.
124. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.
125. There is no bring a muggle to school day.
126.-And I should stop insisting there is.
127. I should not ask Professor McGonagall if, while in cat form, she has ever coughed up a hairball.
128. I must not spread rumors that Lucius Malfoy is, was, or ever will be known in Death Eater circles as "Dobby's Homeboy."
129. The fact that Draco Malfoy is short, blond, pale-eyed and rat-faced is no reason for me to tell the Slytherins that Peter Pettigrew should be paying Narcissa child support.
130. I will not say that Harry Potter's godfather has "taken the veil."
131. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout, "There can be only ONE!"
132. I will not refer to any Death Eaters as "Trixie."
133. -Even if it is a legitimate nickname.
134. I will not tell the Muggleborn first-years that the Forbidden Forest's real name is Mirkwood.
135. I must not start a "Veterinarian for Minister of Magic" campaign.
136. I am not to conjure the words "DRINK ME" onto the vial of any potion in Snape's classroom.
137. I should not tell anyone that Dean Thomas's nickname is John.
138. I will not go to any fundamentalist websites and argue that Voldemort is a direct contradiction of the concept of "intelligent design."
139. The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.
140. Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from "Phantom of the Opera."
141. I should not refer to DADA professors as "canaries in the coal mine."
142. I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life." to Lord Voldemort.
143. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
144. I will not send pictures of magical creatures to the Weekly World News.
145. I will not cover myself in ectoplasm and walk out of a fireplace, saying I took the "Flu Network".
146. I will not refer to "The Grim" as a nice doggy.
147. -I will not refer to Professor Lupin as a nice doggy.
148. I will not ask Professor Sprout where the Jolly Green Giant is.
149. I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".
150. I am not permitted to utter the line: "Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a _ out of my hat!" during Charms class.
151. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
152. When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts."
153. - "Putting down Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.
154. I am not allowed to ink my owl's feet, have it walk across a parchment, and sell the result as cheat sheets for Ancient Runes, even though Crabbe and Goyle keep falling for it.
155. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".
156. I will no longer wear a hood, walk up to Harry, and claim to be his real mother.
157. I will not enchant the telescopes on the Astronomy Tower to display non-existent constellations during O.W.L. exams.
158. Albus Dumbledore's proper title is "Headmaster", not "My Liege".
159. A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.
160. Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy."
161. Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.
162. Professor McGonagall does not have an inappropriate relationship with Mrs. Norris.
163. I will not create a pin-up calendar of the Slytherin girls and call it "Voldie's Angels".
164. Professor Flitwick has heard all the "swish and flick" jokes before, and is very, very tired of them.
165. I will not send Professor Snape toothpaste and shampoo for Christmas.
166. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.
167. I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.
168. I will not refer to Professor McGonagall as Catwoman, no matter how funny she would look in tight leather.
169. -Nor will I ask her if she is Catwoman in disguise.
170. I am not to ask if Lord Voldemort is secretly Hitler or Osama bin Laden.
171. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
172. I will not dye the Death Eaters robes pink.
173. Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around Professor Lupin is inappropriate. It's best not to bring up "Thriller", either.
174. Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.
175. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
176. - Taking red paint and writing creepy messages on the walls is not funny, either.
177. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.
178. Not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
179. I am not allowed to eat lollipops within Professor Snape's sight ever again.
180. I will never again use the spell used to enchant bludgers on peas.
181. -Or tomatoes, plums, oranges, or any other food item. Or any other item that is not a Bludger.
182. I may not have a private army.
183. -Not even if it technically belongs to someone else.
184. I should not encourage the house-elves to unionize.
185. I must stop referring to the professors by the embarrassing nicknames they acquired in their school days.
186. I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.
187. - Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.
188. "Y'all check this-here shit out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell.
189. Portable Swamps are not funny.
190. Revel fires are to be danced around. It is not appropriate to dispose of old love letters or other sensitive documents in them.
191. Bubotubers are not filled with tasty honey, and it is wrong to tell First Years that they are.
192. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying, "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense.
193. Mad-Eye Moody knows his eye is creepy, he does not need to be told... again.
194. Stealing first-years' clothing and then tossing it into and around the whomping willow is highly frowned at.
195. Mrs. Norris does not like playing with blast-ended skrewts.
196. Sneaking slugs into Ron's food is not funny. He does not like being reminded of his incident.
197. Trying to out-argue a Slytherin will lead to no good.
198. Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.
199. I am not the wicked witch of the west.
200. -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.
201. - I will not melt if water is poured over me.
202. -Neither will Professor Umbridge.
203. I do not have a Cyberman Patronus.
204. - I am not a Wirn animagus, either.
205. I will not ask Aragog if he came from Metabelis III.
206. -Or if he has any pretty blue crystals.
207. "Nessie is actually a cyborg created by the Zygons" is not an appropriate thing to say in Care of Magical Creatures Class.
208. While it is appropriate to refer to Voldemort as "Master" while in his service, Voldemort and The Master are not one and the same.
209. I cannot substitute Prydonian robes for my Hogwarts uniform.
210. -Nor can my winter scarf be longer than standard issue.
211. I cannot attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.
212. -Or transform a pepperpot into a Dalek.
213. Lucius Malfoy is not my "sugar daddy" and I will not claim he is.
214. -That goes double when Draco Malfoy is within earshot.
215. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle car (especially a Delorean DMC).
216. "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
217. I will not levitate anywhere in a big pink bubble.
218. My professors have neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Sugar Quills.
219. No part of the school uniform is edible.
220. -Not allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible.
221. Not allowed to take house points from firsties for "being too goddamned short".
222. Never, ever, attempt to correct Professor Moody about anything.
223. I must not refer to Headmaster Dumbledore as "Mum".
224. -Nor Professor Snape.
225. Not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.
226. -Not allowed to use silencing charms on my Prefects.
227. -Not allowed to use silencing charms, period.
228. Not allowed to prophesize the end of the world more than once.
229. Will not offer to sell Hagrid new creatures.
230. -Especially not if I actually have them.
231. Madame Hooch's name is just that, a name. Will not ask her to share.
232. -Also will not ask her to fly under the influence.
233. Will not try to recreate the Whomping Willow in herbology class.
234. Astronomy class will not cause me to be abducted by aliens.
235. Will not charm Hermione's time turner to rotate every half-hour.
236. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
237. I am not allowed to charm the words Ferret Boy onto Dracos forehead.
238. I will not sell tickets to get into the Chamber of Secrets.
239. -Especially if it is only a one-way ticket.
240. Singing 99 Bottles of Potion on the wall nonstop repeatedly will result in a detention.
241. Playgirl and Playboy are not on the reading list for muggle studies.
242. Woad and other camoflage/body paints are not needed for DADA.
243. I may not challenge prefects to Meet me on the Quidditch field, at dawn.
244. I shouldn't throw Fanged-Frisbees in the Great Hall.
245. I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.
246. I should not confess to crimes that took place before I was born, even if I have access to a time turner.
247. I should not show up at the front gate wearing part of another houses uniform, messily drunk.
248. -Even if my prefect did it.
249. I will not only wear "Wizard hat, open robe & tie" and call it an authorized uniform.
250. Teaching exchange students to taunt other Hufflepuffs is not nice.
251. When detained by dementors, I do not have a right to a strip search.
252. Do not dare first years to eat bugs. They will always do it.
253. I will not refer to McGonagall as "the cat-girl."
254. - Nor will I attempt to stop her transformation part way through.
255. - The same goes for Hermione.
256. I will not hand red shirts to the new DADA professor and claim that they're the standard uniform for the position.
257. I will not use invisibility charms on anyones clothing.
258. I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.
259. I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.
260. I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.
261. - Especially not all of them at once.
262. I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."
263. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."
264. It doesn't matter if he is going on vacation; I will not comment about how the Minister of Magic is "packing."
265. The Giant Squid is not to be referred to as 'my lord Cthulhu', nor am I allowed to sacrifice first years to it on the new moon.
266. I will not attempt to set up a mobile phone mast on the Astronomy Tower.
267. - Likewise the satellite dish.
268. The Slytherin Gift to Virgins is fictional, and I should not be asking Draco Malfoy or any of the other Slytherin boys if they've mastered it yet.
269. The Muggle known as George W. Bush is not related to or working for Lord Voldemort in any way, and I am to stop insinuating that he is.
270. I will stop sending Professor Snape forged love notes that appear to be from Professor Lupin.
271. I will stop asking Professor Lupin exactly what goes on between him and Professor Snape when he brings him the Wolfsbane potion every month.
272. Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'.
273. Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'.
274. Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.
275. I will stop substituting Professor Lupin's Wolfsbane with Polyjuice Potion containing hairs from Mrs. Norris.
276. I am not to stare at the Great Hall ceiling during dinner in the winter and cry 'My god, it's full of stars!'
277. I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'.
278. - I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.
279. -Especially not with kazoos.
280. The research and manufacture of mind-altering substances will not gain me extra credit in Potions.
281. I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.
282. When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.
283. Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.
284. I am not to hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout 'I... GOT... THE... POWER!'
285. I am not a Vampire Slayer and Professor Lupin is not my Watcher.
286. -I am not to attempt to stake Professor Snape.
287. When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout 'To the Batmobile, Robin!'
288. - Or 'Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, THUNDERCATS, HO!'
289. Professor Flitwick is not to be referred to as the 'Dungeon Master'.
290. I will not try to convert my housemates to Christianity.
291. -Or Wicca.
292. -This does not mean that my religious rights are being violated.
293. I am not allowed to hit Bludgers at spectators.
294. -Or the referee.
295. I will not commit crimes and then say I was under the Imperius curse.
296. I will not insult people and then say I was given Veritaserum.
297. -I will not give people Veritaserum.
298. The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters.
299. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
300. -Neither is Professor Snape.
301. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
302. The house elves are not there to do my homework.
303. - Neither are the ghosts.
304. I am not a magical creature.
305. I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.
306. I am not Voldemort's illegitimate love child.
307. Professor Snape did not kill my father and does not deserve to die.
308. Seamus Finnegan does not have a pot of gold under his bed.
309. -Or under his robe.
310. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order just 'to see what happens'.
311. Grindewald is not my role model.
312. -Neither is Voldemort.
313. I will not cast "Petrificus Totalus" on myself in order to avoid going to classes.
314. I am not allowed to Accio the clothing off any person while they are wearing it.
315. -Including my own.
316. I am not allowed to organize a witch burning, even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class.
317. I will not accept anything edible from a Weasley.
318. "All's fair in love and war" is not an official rule of Hogwarts.
319. I will not attempt to confuse Crabbe and Goyle by calling them by each other's names.
320. I will not attempt to make Professor's Trelawney's predictions come true.
321. Professor Snape's problem is not that "he needs to get laid".
322. Draco Malfoy is not a ferret animagus.
323. Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.
324. -Though they are doubtlessly more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.
325. Even if I myself to do not believe in it, I will respect that the school observes daylight savings time.
326. Providing Peeves with a case of dungbombs was a socially irresponsible action, and I will not do it again.
327. Shouting random Latin phrases while waving my wand is not acceptable charms research.
328. Regardless of how much Professor Snape's hair might annoy me, it is inappropriate to sneak into his room at night and shave it off.
329. -Likewise, it is unkind to make the aforementioned hair into a wig and wear it to potions class.
330. -Nobody cares that it makes me feel "pretty".
331. Robes are appropriate school wear. Bathrobes are not.
332. Hogwarts does not require a karaoke machine.
333. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
334. I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.
335. "OMGWTF" is not a spell.
336. Cornelius Fudge does not appreciate being called "Fudgie the Whale."
337. Shouting "Accio Dobby!" is not the proper way to get house-elf assistance.
338. I will not go into Dumbledore's pensieve looking for graphic faculty smut.
339. It is not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
340. "Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years.
341. The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".
342. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter "who died and made you boss?".
343. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
344. I am not allowed to scare the first-years by screaming "I'm melting! I'm meeeeeeeeeeeltiiing!" while they are in the showers.
345. I am not allowed to forget my Omnioculars in either the boys' or the girl's bathroom. Especially not while they are in recording mode.
346. I am not allowed to leave the catnip out in Professor McGonagall's class.
347. I will not speak to Professor Snape with a Transylvanian accent.
348. I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is "compensating for something".
349. I will not give Professor McGonagall catnip, hairball medicine or string for Christmas, no matter how much I think she will like them.
350. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate spell on Dumbledore. Even if it would be amusing.
351. -Not even if I want to try to convince others he's going senile.
352. I will not ask if Professor Lupin has had all his shots, such as rabies. Nor will I ask it of Professor McGonagall.
353. I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering. Or for that matter doing any other activity.
354. Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden.
355. Telling people that Professor Snape is an animagus and turns into a snake is not recommended.
356. Please do not tell first years that the fried chicken is really Kentucky Fried Owl.
357. I will not get a muggle tattoo artist to tattoo the Dark Mark on any part of my body.
358. I will not tell first year Hufflepuffs that the Dark Lord eats Hufflepuffs for breakfast. Or any other meal. And then tell them that if they inform anyone of the warning the Dark Lord will choose them next.
359. Singing "Wild Thing, you make my heart sing" whenever you see Professor Lupin is not allowed, even though he likes it.
360. Please stop telling first years about the time the Hogwarts Christmas tree ate a student.
361. I am not to "walk on water" in front of muggles.
362. I will not compel Seamus Finnegan to pursue people asking them for their Lucky Charms.
363. I am not to tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights of Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have my friends/other people to call Ni from various directions.
364. Draco Malfoy is not a vampire.
365. -Especially not a vampire named 'Spike'.
366. Watching "The Food Network" is not equivalent to sitting NEWT-level Potions classes.
367. Pinning Confederate flags to the backs of Death Eater masks is not wise.
368. Voldemort does not wish to appear in a Visine commercial.
369. -Or as the 'before' for a line of cosmetics.
370. Hogwarts is in the UK, thus the United States Constitution does not apply to any of its students. Therefore, "Avada Kedavra" does not fall under First Amendment freedom of speech rights.
371. The ceiling of the Great Hall would not look better as an Omni IMAX dome.
372. Calling Voldemort "Baldemort" is inappropriate.
373. When called upon in class, I shall not insist that the correct answer to everything is "42".
374. I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.
375. Asking Professor Snape if a house ever fell on his sister is wrong.
376. -So is asking him where he keeps his flying monkeys and if I could touch them.
377. Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.
378. I cannot be a Heffalump animagus.
379. Cannot lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.
380. Mr. Weasley's flying car is not to be taken apart piece by piece and rebuilt inside Snape's classroom.
381. Cannot charm all dictionaries to have: "Gryffindor" as the definition of "gullible."
382. Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.
383. Robes are not optional.
384. Announcing "Remember: Save a broomstick! Ride a wizard!" is not an appropriate way to conclude a Quidditch match.
385. There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".
386. -Even if I do conjure him up.
387. Leaving mash notes signed "Your secret admirer, Harry" in Neville Longbottom's books is both unfunny and cruel.
388. I will not sing the "Beverly Hillbillies" theme song when the Weasley family passes by.
389. -Or the "Hee-Haw" theme song.
390. -Or "Eight is Enough".
391. Asking the Weasley twins, "So do you do everything together?" is ill advised.
392. Telling Lucius what he could do with his staff... is not advisable.
393. I will not ask the school to sponsor a break dancing crew.
394. Voldemort, after being defeated, did not get served.
395. Getting Colin Creevey drunk and steering him toward a sleeping Harry Potter is just a bad idea all around.
396. -Then using his camera to take incriminating photos is not nice.
397. Coming up behind Harry while he and Draco are glowering at each other and saying "Oh, go on and kiss him already!" is not funny.
398. -Even if Luna Lovegood does say, "Yes, I thought so too."
399. I am not a Balrog animagus.
400. The house never did fall on Professor Umbridge's sister, nor is she suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder as a result.
401. I may not try to find out if any of the owls are David Bowie in animagus form.
402. I will not ask people what their demons are.
403. I will not offer Professor McGonagall lasagna.
404. I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwart's smartest student is in another house.
405. I will not call Pizza Hut and ask them to deliver to the common room.
406. I will not poison first years. No matter how much I think they need it.
407. It is not appropriate trade first years between houses.
408. I will not tempt Ravenclaws with apples. I will also not say that the Slytherins have tempted other students with apples.
409. Frankenstein is not required reading for DADA classes.
410. -Neither is Dracula.
411. I will not try to explain the laws of physics, not even for the sake of argument.
412. If I even look like I might sing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" I will be Obliviated.
413. Using the "Petrificus Totalus" curse on Draco Malfoy and dumping him in the Gryffindor common room as a Christmas present to the House means you should watch your back until June.
414. -Especially if the Weasley twins were staying over break.
415. -If Lee Jordan was there too, you're going to need a bodyguard.
416. I will not claim to be able to see the Thestrals if I cannot.
417. -I will not tell first years that "any true wizard or witch" can see Thestrals, and that if they can't they "obviously aren't cut out for this school".
418. I am not to tell Muggleborn first-years that Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans taste better when one eats a whole handful simultaneously.
419. I will not take out a life insurance policy on any Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.
420.I will not attempt to repel Dementors by covering myself in chocolate body paint.
421. I will not sneak up behind Draco and Harry while they are in their Staring Snarky Yelling Matches and yell, "SLASH SLASH SLASH! LET'S SEE SOME SLASH!"
422. I will not give Hagrid Poke'mon cards and convince him that they are real animals.
423. -Likewise, I will not tell first year Muggle-borns that Poke'mon battles are a part of the Care of Magical Creatures curriculum.
424. I am not qualified to perform exorcisms on Hogwarts ghosts, and attempting to do so will merely offend them.
425. Draco Malfoy is not the secret identity of "Ferret Boy".
426. Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".
427. Telling Draco Malfoy to "make like a ferret and bounce" is always a bad idea.
428. The Crucible is not summer reading for History of Magic, and I should not tell first years that it is.
429. "You might be a Pureblood if..." jokes will get me in trouble, especially in front of Slytherins.
430. I will not play the Darth Vader theme for Professor Snape.
431. - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.
432. The bludger is not a bowling ball, and Professor Snape is not a bowling pin. I will not attempt to prove otherwise.
433. If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.
434. - I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.
435. The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror".
436. -Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is inappropriate.
437. -Especially if he's wearing it.
438. Crabbe and Goyle should not be referred to as "Bulk and Skull". "Dumb and Dumber" is equally inappropriate.
439. -I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.
440. Comparing Draco Malfoy to Alex Krycek, Lindsay McDonald, Lex Luthor or any similar character is not an appropriate subject for a Muggle Studies essay.
441. I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond.
442. Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle's first names are, respectively, Draco, Vincent and Gregory, not Larry, Darryl and Darryl.
443. The Slytherin Quidditch team should not be referred to as "Draco Malfoy and a moderate amount of cross-dressing".
444. -Even if that is an accurate description.
445. The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.
446. "Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.
447. I am not allowed to spank others.
448. -Even if Malfoy liked it.
449. No matter how vast the uses and entertaining the results, I will not indulge in fun with duct tape.
450. -This goes double for superglue.
451. I am not to dance naked in the great hall.
452. -Or on the grounds.
453. -Generally, dancing naked is wrong.
454. Despite the appearances of the employees and the vaults, Gringotts is not the entrance to the Labyrinth.
455. -While in the company of goblins, I must not demand that I be taken to Jareth.
456. -Nor shall I tell them "You remind me of the babe."
457. Draco Malfoy no longer requires a nanny, nor does he need tucking in and "a bit of a cuddle" at bedtime.
458. - Not even if he insists that he does. And that his father has hired me to provide said service.
459. I am not to call Hogwarts "the most covert anti-Death Eater organization on the planet."
460. The Easter Bunny is not Jesus' Animagus form.
461. I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"
462. I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.
463. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
464. I will not write forged letters home to the parents of Muggleborn first years detailing the Satanic rituals they are learning.
465. I will not ask Dobby why he doesn't look more like Orlando Bloom.
466. - Nor will I ask him if he works for Santa Claus in the off-season.
467. I will not invite Professor Snape to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".
468. -The same goes double for Voldemort.
469. -Likewise, I will no longer be permitted to refer to Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix Lestrange as Riff Raff and Magenta.
470. -Especially to their faces.
471. I will stop pasting happy face stickers on Lupin's office door.
472. Draco Malfoy does not appreciate being called 'Ferret Boy'
473. -Or 'The Blond Boy Wonder'
474. Hagrid's skin is not green and I should stop calling him 'The Jolly Green Giant.'
475. Sending love notes to Professor Snape and signing them "With Love, Draco Malfoy" is not appropriate.
476. -Neither is signing them with: "I had a great time last night, Argus Filch.".
477. Breaking into song during Potions class is not acceptable.
478. -Especially if the song is "I feel pretty, oh so pretty".
479. Or "I'm too sexy".
480. I am not a "ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter" and should stop shouting this at meal times.
481. Lucius Malfoy's cane is not a "pimp cane".
482. I must never sneak up behind Draco Malfoy and coo "How's my Blondie-Bear?"
483. Teaching first years to chorus in unison "The amazing bouncing ferret" whenever they hear the name Draco Malfoy is just wrong, funny, but wrong.
484. It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says "All the good-looking ones die young" with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.
485. I am not to tell Draco that I know all about his affair with Hermione Granger.
486. -Especially if it's not true.
487. -I also cannot sell the story to Rita Skeeter.
488. -Or owl Lucius, Narcissa, or Bellatrix with the imaginary details
489. A ferret is not a proper Christmas gift for Draco Malfoy.
490. -Asking Mad-Eye Moody to turn Malfoy back into a ferret so I could keep him as a pet was not appropriate, either.
491. -Giving Draco a bowl of ferret pellets with his dinner was not an act of kindness, nor was it funny.
492. Voldemort is not my homeboy.
493. No matter how creepy and abandoned some of the towers are, I will not find Johnny Depp with scissors for hands in any of them, and I should stop hoping for such an occurance.
494. Asking Harry how his parents are doing is just cruel.
495. Repeat: Draco and Harry are not secret lovers. Draco and Harry are not secret lovers.
496. Dont tell Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs that Lucius Malfoy goes around singing "Dance, Dark Lord, Dance".
497. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to get a room every time they start fighting, even if they want to.
498. -Nor will I say this to Harry and Snape.
499. -Or Harry and Draco.
500. Draco Malfoy does not smell almost subliminally of summer peaches.
501. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere.
502. -Changing the location does not make it appropriate.
503. -No matter how much money I make.
504. Murmuring I see dead people every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.
505. I am not funny. No matter how much I make myself laugh.
506. Even though Voldemort does give his followers rings, he is not Captain Planet and none of the Death Eaters have powers in wind, water, earth, fire,or heart!.
507. Calling Lucius Malfoy a luscious mouthful is just plain gross.
508. - It is especially wrong when I call him that around Draco.
509. - Or Narcissa.
510. Yelling"BOO! "at Professor Moody is not wise.
511. I am not allowed to ask any of the Malfoys if it's "true that blondes have more fun"
512. I am not allowed to use the superglue spell to stick Harry and Draco's hands together.
513. When in the presence of the Dark Lord, I must mustn't call him The Dark Lord. Not 'Snake-Face, the Dark Lord Happy Pants'.
514. -Laughing at the Dark Lord's voice is not smart.
515. -Telling the Dark Lord where he can stick it is... not smart.
516. -No matter what I say to the Dark Lord, I will never make him laugh.
517. When surrounded by Death Eaters I will not brandish my wand like a sword and shout "Aye! Avast!"
518. Jumping up on a table during dinner and singing "La Vie Boheme" is more likely to confuse my enemies than chase them out of the Great Hall. Besides, I probably won't have anyone else join in, which takes some of the fun out of it.
519. Attempting to sell your soul to the Dark Lord is forbidden.
520. - So is selling anyone else's soul.
521. Draco Malfoy's name is not Westley, nor the Dread Pirate Roberts, and I should stop referring to him as such.
522. -I must not set a ROUS on him to test this.
523. -Even if he is willing to jump down a hill screaming "Aaas yoooou wiiiiisssshhhh!"
524. I am not allowed to tell the first years that Werewolves are cute and cuddly.
525. -Especially when Lupin is teaching.
526. I am not allowed to scowl at the firsties.
527. -Especially the Hufflepuffs.
528. -Especially in when I am in my Lord Voldemort costume.
529. Saying the Dark Mark should be the Slytherin Crest is wrong.
530. - Especially in front of Slytherins.
531. - Especially in front of Snape.
532. - Double especially in front of Snape during potions.
533. I am not to wear my "DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT!" shirt to school.
534. I am not allowed to declare "Official Hug A Slytherin Day."
535. There is no connection between Hitler and Voldemort.
536. I will not sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch practice.
537. I am not allowed to teach "I Feel Pretty" to Professor Lockhart.
538. I am not allowed to sing "Angel of Music" to all the mirrors in school to see if anyone sings back.
539. I am not allowed to say "Shiiire...Baaaagiiiins..." around dementors.
540. I am not allowed to call Dumbledore, "the Great and Powerful Oz" or "Gandalf".
541. I am not allowed "to just make sure" that there aren't any hentai vidoes starring the Giant Squid.
542.- I am not allowed to tell first years to be my fact-checkers on the last.
543. I may not write notes to Filch saying " Was wondering if you could sweep up in the dungeon with me, you sexy beast." And sign it "your master, Severus".
544. - Especially if you put "p.s.Bring a first year this time, slave." at the end.
545. I am not allowed to post "I am hot for hippogriffs!" on Hagrid's door.
546. Luna doesn't like it when you place her sneakers on top of doorways, it's not amusing anymore.
547: I will not lock Harry and Draco in a closet to see if hot, gay sex will ensue.
548: "Draco Malfoy takes it up the ass" is not an appropriate Quidditch chant.

549: - Even if I know it's true.
550: Getting everyone to do the Time Warp in The Great Hall will not earn my House extra points.
551: - Even if Dumbledore participates.
552: - Rule 550 will however be revoked if I can get Snape to participate.

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The Catalyst by Miss Trouillefou reviews
1. A substance that increases the rate of a chemical reaction without itself undergoing any change. 2. Somebody or something that makes a change or brings about an event. Shizaya. Language and sexual content.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,057 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
25 Word Harry Ron Slice O' Life Drabbles by Bramblerose4 reviews
A collection of HR slash drabbles using only 25 words per drabble. Ratings vary per drabble. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
Camping Trip? by SeptemberIvy reviews
Allen, Lenalee, and Lavi all students at Black Order Academy are excited to be going on a week long camping trip for their Art Class. Unfortunately, a certain swordsman is being forced to come. AU - Yullen. Slight Lucky.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,179 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi
The words I didn't say by Alijandra reviews
"Kirito." Klein begged. "Stay." Kirito felt the hand that rested on his shoulder reach all the way down and tug at his heart. A part of him wanted to stay forever, lost in the moment with his best friend, away from all the treachery and sorrow that awaited him fighting solo on the front lines- but he couldn't… he just couldn't! Kirito/Klein *Yaoi*
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,150 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Klein/Ryoutarou T.
When Naruto Met Sasuke by mickeylover303 reviews
Collection of AU one-shots. 32. All I Need: "...the only thing he did was ask me to stay."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,029 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Destroying Fanfiction by EightCloseBracket reviews
Come help expose some of the most overused plots in Harry Potter Fanfiction history. We'll destroy them. One cliché at a time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,985 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Implanting of the Screw: The origins of Franken Stein by TseTse-Witch reviews
The dark past of Franken Stein was not something he liked to discuss. He wasn't crazy. He wasn't going mad. This was something he could do. Dis-no... not here. Stop. Please. Dissect. Cut. Learn. Rated T for violence, will go up to M later. Pairing: Spirit/Stein
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe
Generosity Ill Dressed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry finds Draco lying, beaten, in the middle of Diagon Alley. He can't leave him there, so he takes him home. But it sure would have been easier to leave him there. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,187 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Black Stone in a Glass Box by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM. Harry has made a sacrifice to protect the wizarding world. And Draco is determined to undo it if it kills him. After all, he would only die of boredom otherwise. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,196 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Something About Medical Wonders by lowi reviews
The one where Albus claims to have the same diabolic system as a house-elf. (Seriously, he's not writing love-poems!) /The Gift-Giving Extravaganza 2013 /For Paula /OTP Boot Camp
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Down in the Tube Station at Midnight by sarky soomka reviews
Harry moves in with Ron & Hermione after a nasty breakup with Ginny. He spots Draco wandering lost in the London Underground and offers to guide him towards his destination. Naturally, Draco is reluctant and refuses. The first time. HPDM Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,881 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Running Away by Ahvienda reviews
Cloud Strife hasn't had it easy. Hopefully a fresh start will change all that. Crisis Core/FF VII, bit of OOC - Rated M for language, adult situations, more warnings inside.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 188,732 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The House That Lovers Built by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. A planned Auror raid on a notorious Potions brewer goes wrong. Badly wrong. To the point of 'Harry trapped in a magical house with Draco Malfoy' wrong. And the key to leaving is going to be something that Harry might not have the strength to face. Updated every Monday. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,936 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Here But For the Grace of Merlin by Makoto Sagara reviews
The final battle left those with the Mark stained more than skin-deep. However, when Harry's distancing from his friends leads to a nearly-fatal accident, Draco has a life-debt to fulfill, at Narcissa's insistence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,230 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
To See, to Speak by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. All Draco wants is for things to be the way they used to be, when Harry could hear his name being called, or his friends knocking on the door, or the spells he cast. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Leopardspaw by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, LMNM. The Ministry is very sorry that its latest experimental artifact blew up on Harry and now he can detect lies. Inquiries are continuing . They would probably be even sorrier if they knew that Draco Malfoy has hired Harry to help him find his father, who's escaped Azkaban. Unspeakables are working around the clock! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,391 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wooing the Reluctant by Makoto Sagara reviews
Harry is in his twenties and still a virgin, because he doesn't feel much of anything for either sex and is wary about whom he dates thanks to the gossip. Cue Draco doing something different and interesting to attract Harry's attention. - COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,688 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Keeping up with the Malfoys by Vendelin reviews
Harry and Draco are asked to give up their entire lives for a Ministry job. Moving to America and posing as a professional Quidditch player seem like minor details, when they realise that they have to get married. To each other. EWE. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,981 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
East of Eden by WriteSprite reviews
When Harry receives a dodgy brochure for an island vacation, he isn't sure he should attend. After a bit of a push, he decides to go for it and winds up spending the week in paradise. At least it would be, if it weren't for that pesky blond git.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,916 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Undercover by Sarahbeara333 reviews
Draco Malfoy has been kidnapped and Auror Harry Potter is given the case. The funny thing is, the only piece of evidence he can seem to find is a business card for a brothel hidden in Draco's room… HP/DM SLASH Slow updates because of school work
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,784 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Descent of Magic by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry is a retired Auror and magical theorist studying pure-blood families' problems with having children. When he discovers the reason, he's reluctant to publicize it. But a budding acquaintance with Draco Malfoy may make it hard to hide. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,129 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Candid Alley by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. In Candid Alley, one can find everything. Including truth. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dry My Tears by missmandymalfoy reviews
The scene when Harry finds Draco crying in the bathroom, but with a twist. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Conservation of Fame by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry has peace at last under a spell that keeps people from remembering he's the Chosen One, until Malfoy stumbles through his wards, pursued by mysterious enemies. Harry has to help him, and possibly bring his peace crashing down. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,429 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not Another Drarry Fic! by CaramelAriana reviews
Yes, it's been done before. No, I don't care. A love story told from every ridiculous angle I can think of. Because every author needs to write a parody...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,492 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Coffee, 1 am by BlackStar42Roses reviews
One in the morning is generally not a very enjoyable time of the day to work. Luckily, Cloud manages to find a good reason to work his midnight shift in the name of Zackary Fair. CloudxZack, AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Our First and Last September by bittersweetstange reviews
In an alternative world Draco is a successful business man and was set up on a blind date to meet a unemployed male named Harry. Warning: Character death. 9/11.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Collision by CaramelAriana reviews
collision: when bodies meet and exert force upon one another, resulting in the exchange of energy. When Harry and Draco are forced together on an adventure across the world, will they ever be the same?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,064 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
High Flying by WriteSprite reviews
Harry is running a summer Quidditch program. Draco's son decides to enroll. Is Scorpius the only thing these two have in common, or will there be something more? Mature Content in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,655 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Miles to go Before I Sleep by whereSilencebegins reviews
When Pansy comes to Draco nearly three years after the war to ask for his help with none other than an abused and fragile Harry Potter, what could he do but say yes? After all, he had been in love with Harry since they were eleven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,050 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
At Your Service by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,351 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Serious Attachment by faithwood reviews
HPDM. Snape's point of view. HBP!AU. Dumbledore is worried, but Severus has good news. Well, it's good for him. For Harry and Draco? Not so much. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Very Drarry New Year by CaramelAriana reviews
One-shot. Harry and Draco experience their first New Year together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
We, The Kings by MissPronounced reviews
A medieval tale of ancient prophecies, chivalrous duelling and a forbidden love between a Slytherin Prince and a lowly knight. Eventual Harry/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 191,330 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ruby Slippers by Vanya-Deyja reviews
Albus is probably mad. Luckily Scorpius has never really cared, he's rather endearing that way, it may however lead them into trouble. Never trust magic mirrors. Slash: Al/Scorp, HP/LV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 67,288 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
A Very Drarry Christmas by CaramelAriana reviews
Little drarry ficlets for the 25 days of Christmas. Full of good ole fashioned Christmas fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,868 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seeing Double by HuffleBee reviews
Draco's had a long day at work and is seeing double when he gets home. Wait...triple...quadruple? What is going on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Imagination by Onaxe reviews
All Draco wanted was to get a lap-dance from some hot guy from the Imagination strip club. He did not expect to end up being mistaken as a fellow employee and left to entertain a certain Gryffindor Golden Boy. Harry/Draco. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Austen Effect by Caisele reviews
She's got the pride and he's got the prejudice. He's also got a knife in his belt and a bong under his bed, and she's got a flask of vodka tucked into her bra and Ron's arm around her neck. But somehow it works out. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,686 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Glued by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
11:11 by underhandlilies reviews
Sometimes, one harmless wish can trigger a domino effect — and turn out to be not so harmless after all. Eleven wishes, eleven days, and a lot of damage for the wisher...Cloud really wishes he'd never wished at all. eventual Zack/Cloud. Cracky mayhem.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,680 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Can you count the stars where you are? by Vendelin reviews
Draco suffers from post-war depression. Apparently Harry does, too. When Harry makes contact Draco suddenly remembers how it's like to live again. Slightly angsty. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mako Baths by Prisoner Len reviews
Zack needs a favor. A huge favor. And Cloud only agrees to it because leaving Sephiroth in the labs doesn't sound like such a good idea. CxS; oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
All those years outside looking in by Vendelin reviews
Albus has fallen in love with Scorpius after years of stalking him around the school by night. In secret of course. Or so he thinks, until this one night. Fluffy. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Two Hearts Walking by Prisoner Len reviews
"I don't believe in a god, Sephiroth." "Everyone believes. They just need to find it." "Yeah, well… not me." Sometimes, it's just better to follow one's heart. CxS, kind of OOC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Foreign Lies by Prisoner Len reviews
Zack's an irresponsible mentor, and leaves Sephiroth to babysit his student who doesn't speak English. Or does he? It shouldn't be too difficult, right? CxS
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
A Treatise on Dragons by Alania Black reviews
In the new world formed by the end of the war, Draco struggles to find himself and ends up in Romania. There he meets a Dragon Keeper, who takes on the most difficult dragon of them all. Slash, Charlie/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Charlie W., Draco M.
Did You Know? by Prisoner Len reviews
Did you know Sephiroth doesn't like random facts? Because he really, really doesn't. ASGZC-ish.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Easter What? by Prisoner Len reviews
Sephiroth has never heard of this so-called Easter. Maybe Zack and Cloud can explain it to him. CxS, AxZ mentioned. Happy Easter!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Closet Monsters by Prisoner Len reviews
Cloud's almost positive that there's something dwelling in Sephiroth's closet. Almost. CxS, oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Punishment from His General by MasterYodaOfYaoi reviews
Most cadets get the same punishment as everyone else when they misbehave. But Cloud Strife somehow gets a very "special" punishment...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Of Mornings and Chocobos by Prisoner Len reviews
Waking up to find your stuffed chocobo missing can be a rather upsetting event. ASGZC, mainly SxC fluff. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Impulses by Prisoner Len reviews
Everyone is struck by an impulse at least once in their life. Sephiroth just gives into them much more easily. Very light CxS.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Little Things by Prisoner Len reviews
It's the little things that drive Vincent crazy, but those same little things make him love Cid. Valenwind, oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Happy birthday, Captain by Prisoner Len reviews
Belated birthday fic for Cid. Cid thinks everyone forgot his birthday. A visit from Vincent tells him at least one person didn't. Valenwind, oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Eyelash Wishes by Prisoner Len reviews
A little eyelash is driving Vincent crazy. Oneshot Valenwind.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Grossology by underhandlilies reviews
Zack has really been getting on his superiors' nerves with his gross facts for far too long. But then he finds someone who actually appreciates it...and love blooms like mold on a rotten orange. Happy Valentine's Day!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Guess by ladyasile reviews
HxK one-shot. I think the title takes care of the summary. :D
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Love Bites by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
-beautiful- you taste like wonderful, i taste like fire and sulfur -akuroku au- come play with me sweetheart, come play with me -blood with kisses-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Starts With An 'S' by kiyoji reviews
A series of ficlets surrounding the relationship between Leon and Sora. M/M Various ratings, but upped to M just in case.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Sora
Once More by Bramblerose4 reviews
"We're only doing this once." A cute slashy H/R drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Truth about Harry Potter by CaramelAriana reviews
Just a fun little ficlet in which I interview some characters to find out the truth about the Harry Potter stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lights Out by Blue Funk reviews
How do you seduce a man like Ken 'The Rocket Ichijouji? For the record, asking Tai Kamiya for advice and typing '58008' into an upside-down calculator are not recommended methods. Ken/Davis
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,228 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Daisuke M./Davis, Ken I. - Complete
Forgive Me by DemonFang reviews
Ritsuka has something of Soubis, what happens when he goes to his house to give it back? PLeeeeeeeeeeeeease ReadXReview! SoubiXRitsukaX3
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,609 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/31/2005
In Another World by itsme33 reviews
Gary gets in touch with his "gay side" by going to see Brokeback Mountain. Little does he know he'll get more than he bargained for.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Pulling Pigtails by LazalotAnreads reviews
Detention clears a few things up for the boys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 154 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Diary of A Rat Lover by Hanyou-Foxgirl reviews
Oneshot. Kyo keeps a journal, after Tohru buys him one for his birthday. He begins to write down his thoughts as his relationship with the rat grows increasingly... weird. Yuki simply struggles to retain his sanity. Kyo/Yuki YAOI - revised
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 149 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stakeout Surprise by ty.soglasna reviews
Draco has no great affection for Ron Weasley, but he *loves* his cock. MATURE CONTENT OF THE FLUFFY SMUT VARIETY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
This Cold Wind by xxignoredxx reviews
What? No name-calling, no insults?" "Don't you think we're a bit too old for that Ron?" short one-shot. FLUFF AHEAD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Windswept by Bramblerose4 reviews
Harry doesn’t like it when people touch his messy hair. Ron Harry slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Master by SummerMess reviews
Slash. AU! A retelling of the Beauty and the Beast fairy tale. RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,382 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Always Get What I Want by Denna reviews
With his God-Father on his side Draco will get what he's always wanted. Especially now that his Father's dead. And especially seeing as what he's always wanted is watching him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
La Dame Verte by Bramblerose4 reviews
A 100 word harry x ron slash drabble using the prompt "Green Fairy"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
FIREWHISKEY by Caisele reviews
End of year party plus Firewhiskey plus boys who can't hold their drinks adds up to some serious action. Slash. DMRW. Oneshot. Rated for sex, sex, and more sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Cranberry by Mechanism Unknown reviews
Sequel to Tomato. Once again, Kyouya tries to have an intellectual discussion with Hikaru, and for once Hikaru might be listening. Kyouya/Hikaru. One-shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Kyōya O., Hikaru H. - Complete
Thunderstorm by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
Do you remember Riku? -soriku- all those rainy days... and I never really wished for sunshine...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Solitude In Numbers by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
It doesn't even scream - knowing, even as it shouldn't, that it can't feel anyway - AkuDemyRoku-angsty -
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Fate In Flames by VickyVicarious reviews
"Whatever you do, don't laugh at him." Will is finally going to make his move, and Warren... doesn't react well. Sequel to "Fortune On Fire". Will/Warren slash.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Warren P., William S./Will - Complete
Love Bites by Reyoki reviews
Summary: Hogwarts is having a class reunion, and Draco Malfoy has gained a dark secret that could possibly mean the death of Harry Potter. DM/HP Full list of warnings inside. Re-working plot. Will not be updating until this process is finished
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,663 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Fortune On Fire by VickyVicarious reviews
"It was the fortune cookies." Will begins to notice Warren in a different way. Will/Warren slash.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/14/2009 - William S./Will, Warren P. - Complete
Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too by A Tad Melodramatic reviews
Dumbledore has installed a new system into Hogwarts, Wizarding Instant Messaging. Ron and Harry have an interesting conversation.... Warnings: Slash. Language. Talk of masturbation. Sex. Short thing I JUST typed up. If you read, please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Hunters and the Witch by Stephycats7785 reviews
A crossover with Supernatural. When the boys need help on a hunt, who do they turn to? And is Dean instantly attracted to Hermione, or do they clash? My first HP fic. One shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Hermione G., Dean W. - Complete
Lust by shounenai4life reviews
Take two horny teenage boys. Lock them in a dorm room. Make them best friends. Have one off as being insecure, the other one in need of serious comfort. Want to see what you get? Read to find out. SLASH Harry/Ron romantic smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
I Wanna Be Your :Expletive Deleted: by Experimental reviews
Kasanoda and Tetsuya rip off buddy movies when they steal a yakuza's hatchback and set off on a spur of the moment road trip to Ise, with unforeseen side effects. Crack will inevitably ensue.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,918 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - R. Kasonada, Tetsuya - Complete
May Cause Cancer by Girl.La.Disco reviews
So here we are, like every other day of our lives. Slaving at work and putting up with pretentious customers, lusting after people and making stupid decisions. I’m all work and little play. But he’s all play and little work.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,971 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Roxas, Axel
ZLoan by Prelude-to-Heartbreak reviews
Discontinued
Crossover - Harry Potter & Zombie-Loan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P., Chika
The Day After Valentine's Day by Oceans in Hand reviews
Ever wondered what happened when Sora and Nao woke up the morning after Valentine's Day? SoraNao, with mentions of YoruRan. Oneshot, implications of sex.
Sukisho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 167 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cross Eyed by Moonlit Eyes reviews
YAMASUKE, CROSSDRESSING, 02 ONLY Daisuke has a precious dark secret that only Jun ever knew. But after Hikari finds out and he falls in love with Yamato, he isn't so sure it's so precious or even worth it anymore.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,144 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Daisuke M./Davis, Yamato I./Matt - Complete
Harry and Draco's Affair: The Poetic Version by faithwood reviews
I'll tell you a story, believe every word;, It's quite unique, nothing like you've ever heard;, In case you believed that, shame on you; This rhymes, yes, but truthfully, it's nothing new. POEM. Wait, don't run! Try it. HPDM. SLASH. Um, cracktastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Twits and a Clever Lady by faithwood reviews
Harry wants Draco, Draco wants Harry, and Pansy wants gold. All in all, this is not a bad situation. Hogwarts!fic, Humour, HPDM, SLASH, ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How to Make Harry Potter Purr by faithwood reviews
After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Footprints by Bramblerose4 reviews
A new 100 word drabble using the prompt 'Barefoot'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Rose Bud by alphawolf0226 reviews
Things are changing at Duel Academy, and feelings for classmates change as well. What happens when feelings for his enemy are suddenly forced upon Jaden? And when a secret about Chazz's family is revealed, tensions start running high. CJ ZB AS
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,322 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
Sock Mishap by Lebug80 reviews
Percy finds an offending garment in amongst his laundry and Oliver must defend his property. OW/PW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
Strawberry by Mechanism Unknown reviews
In thanking Mitsukuni for his advice, Kaoru finds himself the recipient of more. Honey/Kaoru-ish fluff. One-shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Kaoru H., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Victory by Bramblerose4 reviews
The last chapter of Deathly Hallows "The Flaw in the Plan" from Ron's P.O.V. Harry x Ron Slash. Prequel to "Undone"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Bring me to Light by Link-luvr reviews
After being captured by Gerudos, Link is dependent on Sheik to guide him to his destiny as Hero of Time. Can the Sheikah show Link what he's fighting for? Link X Sheik. Sheik is a seperate character. OoT. Slash.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,052 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Raindrops by Gingerbread Owl reviews
Itsuki knows that repudiation is the earth's only salvation. Kyon belongs to God and to her alone. However, denial is proving more difficult than he'd ever imagined as rain and strange dreams combine to remind him that reality is relentless. Itsuki x Kyon
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Follow the Dragon by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter has a secret admirer. Oh, who could it be? HPDM. Slash. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Pixietails reviews
/Shounen-ai\ KyonxItsuki Kyon's POV. Used to strange sights inside the clubroom, Kyon walks in one day to find something unexpected.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
S I X mintues by apricot.pie reviews
i need one, two, three, four, five, six minutes with you
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Harry's Mask by Bramblerose4 reviews
Excerpt: Seven years of being in the limelight had trained Harry how to speak to people without betraying his true self. Harry Ron friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Steps to Sex by Sheena-X-Zelos reviews
Yuujirou has been dodging this question like the plague: When will he and Tooru actually take that next step? And what with Mikoto and Princess duties, it makes it all more complicated... what's a couple to do? TooYuu Sequel to Fleece
Princess Princess - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,979 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Toru K., Yujiro S. - Complete
Out of Pity by haru's reviews
Shigure decides to seduce Kyo while he's depressed. It was out of pity and lust, but what if Kyo starts feeling more? MA for yaoi. Shigure x Kyo, Yuki x Tohru, other yaoi n het pairings.UPDATED
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007
Break From Club Activities by ArtikGato reviews
When Haruhi leaves for a few minutes to take care of some business, Kyon and Itsuki make use of the empty club room... yaoi, lemon, one-shot, seme!Kyon! Written for an anonymous kink meme on LiveJournal.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Taniguchi's GirlRating Doesn't Apply To Boys by halfeatenmoon reviews
Koizumi Itsuki takes Taniguchi aside for a friendly conversation about the way he treats girls, and Taniguchi realises, to his discomfort, that Itsuki understands him a little too well.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Itsuki K. - Complete
Not So Lonely Island by Maesdream reviews
As usual I was the one responsible for keeping her under control... what really happened that second night on the lone island. Warning for adult content and lemon. HaruhixKyon TwoShot
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Echoes by Pirate Perian reviews
Remus doesn't want to know why Sirius thought he was the traitor fourteen years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Compilation of Twisted Love by argh im emily reviews
They had always been just a tad bit closer than their title as 'best friends' could let on without seeming questionable... RikuSora AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Riku, Sora
Tomato by Mechanism Unknown reviews
Semicompanion to Cherry. Kyouya tries to have an intellectual discussion with Hikaru, and Hikaru tries not to get too irritated. KyouyaHikaru, some TamakiKaoru. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Kyōya O., Hikaru H. - Complete
Santa Baby by Crimson Vixen reviews
ikkazu... It’s mistletoe. You have to do it. Rules, or at least that’s what I’m told
Air Gear - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itsuki "Ikki" M., Kazuma "Kazu" M. - Complete
The Haruhi Experiment: Boy's Love by Cronomage389 reviews
What happens when Haruhi plans on recruiting yaoi fangirls for the SOS Brigade? Will her promotional scheme cause more harm than good? MxM, Lemon, Oneshot, KyonxItsuki
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
The Return by Bramblerose4 reviews
Harry Potter enters Ron's life after a long absence. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
86ft by Mechanism Unknown reviews
Symbolic dream sequence. Eightysix feet left to walk, eightysix years left to wait as the world passes you by. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Kyōya O. - Complete
I Want To Play With You, Mikuru by MajorKris reviews
Oneshot, HaruhixMikuru Story. Haruhi is feeling neglected because Mikuru acts differently around Kyon and wants to have some fun with her. Its a little late but I'll say now of the minor rape warning, since apparently I shocked many innocent minds...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Cinderella by Denna reviews
Just my version of how Sam knew so much about Cinderella in the episode 'Bedtime Stories'. Not really any spoilers. However it is the version I grew up with. NOT SLASH
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Odds Are by Bramblerose4 reviews
A 100 word Harry and Ron drabble using the prompt word gamble The rating is for language and imagery. Ron thinks he might be gay, what does Harry think?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
In Your Footsteps by namiangelus reviews
A short encounter between Teague and his eight year old son, Jack. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Teague - Complete
Out by Bramblerose4 reviews
A 100 word drabble using the prompt Out, HarryXRon slash, Don't like, please dont read and flame.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
From the Elephant by LaChoy reviews
Me? You want to hear from me? Most people don't want to listen to a pink stuffed elephant but I am very flattered. Toshizou POV
Sukisho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Wizards' Pact by Bramblerose4 reviews
Harry and Ron make a pact. HarryXRon slash warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Cold Experimentation by DoYouFindMeDreadful reviews
Szayel Aporro always gets what he wants in the end. [Szayel Aporro X Uryu. Yaoi, originally written for the Bleach Kink Meme]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Uryuu I. - Complete
The Marauders and Their Love's by Denna reviews
Set in the time of the Marauders. Two of four love each other, and then another likes one of them. One of them loves someone else. What the? Rating subject to change. Rated just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Remus L.
A Most Dangerous Game by Experimental reviews
It's kill or be killed when the host club and friends are kidnapped to a deserted island. Friendships will be tried, alliances reformed, and rivalries exploited as they struggle to survive a deadly round of capture the flag.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,791 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Onion Politics by Broken-and-fallen reviews
Ritsuka is older, Soubi's the same. That's mainly the reason the boy's so angry. Fluff, crack, general dumbassery. SoubixRitsuka. Drabble.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
Heightened Awareness by Maesdream reviews
Why exactly were the other club members late getting to the clubroom? Was it all part of her master plan? Haruhi x Kyon oneshot. Warning for Lemon and adult content.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Exchange by Frailty Collapse reviews
oneshot Shito is having a little too much fun with Chika's hand. Chika does not approve! YAOI
Zombie-Loan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Chika, Shito - Complete
Fleece by Sheena-X-Zelos reviews
Yuujirou's pride has always been a handicap in telling Tooru how he really feels. He finally decides to tell him but what happens when Tooru receives a mysterious package from Sayaka? [TooXYuu]
Princess Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Yujiro S., Toru K. - Complete
Blind Assurance by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
And he asks himself will it ever really be okay? [BL, angst, abuse, au]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Stranger by butterflie reviews
Tidus' first meeting with a stranger. [pre game, ficlet]
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Tidus, Auron - Complete
Kiss by Vicky-V reviews
[RonxHarry] Schoolboy banter can sometimes lead to unexpected things. Slash ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Wallace's Eyes by Amphitrite II reviews
Daisuke likes Wallace's eyes. He likes them a lot. :::Wallasuke, Daisuke/Wallace:::
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Daisuke M./Davis, Wallace/Willis - Complete
Hidden Romance by KadaSauce reviews
Random short storydrabble. Though I do not want to say it's Tamaki x Nekozawa but that is what it's supposed to represent. Really it's a BearyKumachan x Beezlenef story. Enjoy?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Tamaki S., U. Nekozawa - Complete
Beautiful, Emotionless but somehow Angsty by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
Crack-fic, contains the overused title as a phrase, a horny CaitSith and banana-cucumber pudding -STRIFENTINE CRACK-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Vincent V., Cloud S. - Complete
Affair by EvilMicella reviews
Yuki and Haru are in love and try to spend as much time together as they can. The only problem about their relationship is that they have to keep it a secret. YukixHaru.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Yuki S., Hatsuharu S.
11:47 by Mechanism Unknown reviews
Symbolic dream sequence. Thirteen minutes left to midnight, but what happens then? Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Kaoru H. - Complete
Snow Mountain Illusions: Itsuki by Arty d'Arc reviews
There was an odd feeling Itsuki often had but couldn’t name. He couldn’t pinpoint its location, its origin, not even its exact composition...Spoilers for Snow Mountain Syndrome. Itsuki x Kyon.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Define Punishment by Dyslexic Angel reviews
Inspired by an icon, total PWP. Bondage, sadism, slash... Demyx and Zexion spend some quality time together, and talk a little. Read at your own risk, rated for a reason.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
By Any Other Name by Experimental reviews
Kirimi always had a predilection for games.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - U. Nekozawa, Kirimi N. - Complete
Sensory by Vermillion Lies reviews
Look. Feel. Taste. Smell. Listen. What could it be but love? [Zemyx, AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Compromise by Daughter of Night reviews
It started with a kiss and was held together by compromises. [CloudReno, reference to past ZackCloud]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Play Pretend by indelible reviews
Somehow, it doesn't feel right when he touches Hikaru's lips with his. KaoruHikaru, onesided HikaruHaruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
The Wrong Sort by Bramblerose4 reviews
Even the very beginning of Harry and Ron's friendship there were challenges. HarryRon friendship, Movieverse Year One.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Epitaph by aphelion-orion reviews
Even Nobodies have issues with trust. Especially once it has been broken. [oneshot, KHCoM timeline, AxelRoxas friendship]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Cherry by Mechanism Unknown reviews
Oneshot. Really late Valentine's Day fic. XD I don't know how to describe it myself. TamakiKaoru, slight HikaruHaruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Tamaki S., Kaoru H. - Complete
Forbidden Union by Shinigami-Of-Hell reviews
[YxK] [HxM] [AxHxS] It's hard to live when people are hunting you. Even harder when you come to love those enemies. Yaoi. A vampire hunter fic! Reviews always welcome. NO FLAMES.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,856 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 5/12/2006
Island by CaideSin reviews
Can and Will. Verbal Transgressions. Snapshots, blood splotches. Define that look in your eye, if you please. S'il vous…s'il vous plaît, monsieur Île. Could that be the sign of a whirlwind romance? No, merci, nothing so très magnifique. [RikuRoxas][AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Riku, Roxas - Complete
Waiting by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
Sometimes it hurts to be hopeful... [angst, oneshot, boy love of course :D]
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Seifer A., Squall L. - Complete
Giving In by Sea-EnigmaDare reviews
What if, Ritsuka and Soubi weren't disturbed that time when the Zeros went into battle? This was my first attempt for Soubi & Ritsuka. May need some work though old fic but hope you like it Yaoi Lemons included not for immature readers.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
One Bet Made, Fall Out by Serenity Takaishi reviews
[YAOI] when the gang, and a friend, plan a trip to Disney World, will there be fun in the sun, or dirty thoughts? will Trey take Naruto's heart, before Sasuke has the chance to realize that he loves him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Pocky Love by danxi123 reviews
Momiji finds his true love...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Momiji S.
A Thin Line by schmexyschmurf reviews
There's a thin line between love and hatred. Rivalshipping.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Rosemary's Baby by CaideSin reviews
Phylloid. [AxelMarluxiaVexen, MarluxiaLarxene, MarluxiaXigbar][antimpreg, squick][yaoi, crack]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Marluxia - Complete
Daddy by DoYouFindMeDreadful reviews
I didn't start off blindly hating everyone and everything. It was a chain of events that set off my rage and I thankyou for starting it. [Hoenheim X Past!Envy, child rape, incest]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Envy, Hoenheim - Complete
Dirty Words by kjcp reviews
Poor, quiet Remus is cursed to say the most outlandish things … and Sirius likes it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hands by kaitou-marron reviews
HikaAki or AkiHika. This one's not so particular. Simple chores bring out Hikaru's contemplative side, and flirting and fluffiness ensue.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
A regular Dark by i-am-gamer-hear-me-raor reviews
Yaoi. DaisukeDark. Slight AU. Full summary inside. UPDATE! CHAPTER 5 UP! Special messgage for all my reviewers!
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,635 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Daisuke N., Dark M.
Juiced by illsprawl reviews
Isumi is easily distracted, and Waya is oblivious. Or shameless.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Predictable by magic-and-love reviews
Harry proves to Remus, that the man is predictable, Remus insists that he is not, and they argue. Remus does something totally unexpected but Harry says that was predictable too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Not My Birthday by CreativeStrive1025 reviews
Birthdays have nothing to do with it. RaitoRyuuzaki. Drabble. Random bordom I wrote. It really has no point. xD
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Mistletoe by MagickSennyo reviews
Mistletoe was one of those ridiculous traditions that Tamaki...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Lost You by Bramblerose4 reviews
A little scene the night of the First Task. Sappy, Movieverse! Slight Ron x Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Enjoy the Silence by DoYouFindMeDreadful reviews
The light is light. The dark is dark. Sometimes, they just need to become one for everything to work right. [Umehito X Tamaki, shonen ai, nothing too graphic.]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2006 - U. Nekozawa, Tamaki S. - Complete
It’s a Wonderfully Splendid Magnificent Life by sciathan file reviews
[Oneshot, Gen, Full title inside] Events occur that cause Tamaki to reevaluate his decision to come to Japan...however, intervention becomes necessary to show him just how much his absence will effect everyone he knows.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Faraway, So Close by Zalia Chimera reviews
Roxas and Sora were completely different, Riku truly believed this. RikuXRoxas, mentions of RikuXSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Riku, Roxas - Complete
Attention of a different kind by Broken-and-fallen reviews
Light didn't know why it took him so long to realise, that L had an oral fixation. Crack? Angst? Randomness? Don't ask questions, just go with it : SLIGHT LightL G
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
The first day by cein reviews
A little seasonal cheer for Gibbs and Tony. edited to change the rating.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Love? by FallenShateiel reviews
Established Slash relationship. PercyHarry... very smutty
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Harry P., Percy W. - Complete
Dreaming by MagickSennyo reviews
Tamaki is a light sleeper...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Winter by DianaLineelu2001 reviews
Akira and Hikaru are spending this winter season in Korea. Drabble size. Akihika.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
Kitchen by DianaLineelu2001 reviews
Akira, Hikaru and kitchen matter and oh, anniversary! Drabble size. Akihika.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
I Hate You, Senpai by Yamashita Miharu reviews
Kaoru and Tamaki 'accidentaly' get locked in a broom cupboard after school. Turns out it's all part of Tamaki's plan...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Kaoru H., Tamaki S. - Complete
Food by Alania Black reviews
November Challenge Month day 21: You would have thought in Azkaban, prisoners would not be allowed sharp pointy objects like cutlery. And after 13 years without it, Sirius has to relearn the skill.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Broken by Alania Black reviews
November Challenge Month day 17: Broken
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Heights by Alania Black reviews
November Challenge Month day 14: But Sirius, I’m afraid of heights
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Kyouya deals with demons by haru's reviews
A new customer,a blonde pretty boy, flirts with Tamaki. Kyouya trys to tame his urge to kill. TamakixKyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
On Chillon by CaideSin reviews
He does not like Byron overmuch. [AxelRoxas]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
No Matter Which Way You Go by Something Witty About Ramen reviews
Fifty lines on a somewhat tragic romance between a ghost and a boy. Sai related spoilers as usual.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
Pikachu's Bubble Trouble by Renaki reviews
What happens when Pikachu's left alone with Ash's bag? This is the result! All Comments Welcome!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Complete
Egypt’s Demise by Vanya-Deyja reviews
Yugi writes stories to vent his emotions and his favorite is that of an Ancient Pharaoh but when the characters and worlds he’s created start to come to life he begins to fear his own imagination. YYY RB
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Three Isn't a Crowd by brightspark reviews
A short arc of five fics for the themes attraction, romance, passion, intimacy and commitment. SeiferxSquallxZell.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Seifer A., Squall L. - Complete
Wayward Dreams by unwinding fantasy reviews
It was the older guardian's watch, yet Tidus had long outgrown set bedtimes: he stood beside his legend, keeping silent vigil as the last star diminished on the tangerine horizon. [Auron x Tidus][1sentence challenge!fic][Complete]
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Auron, Tidus - Complete
Getting a Rise by Experimental reviews
[Follow up to Firecracker] In which Kyouya discovers just how far the twins will go to apologize. twins x Kyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/11/2006 - [Kyōya O., Kaoru H., Hikaru H.] - Complete
My Snugglebunny by schmexyschmurf reviews
In which Seto has odd sleeping habits and Jou learns which buttons to push. Puppyshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2006 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi - Complete
Pinned by aphelion-orion reviews
Sephiroth drew himself to his full height and said with an air of absolute finality, 'I have not, am not, and will never have sex with Cloud Strife.' But he didn't count on Zack's persistent matchmaking. [humor, crack, shounen ai, abuse of office tools]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Object of Desire by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
A collection of fics based around Ed Elric and all the shmexy men that heart him. None are connected in any way : Hope you like requests open, will be posted elsewhere ALL YAOI HERE
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Edward E.
Under His Skin by butterflie reviews
Despite all the distance he tried to keep between them, the boy had still somehow managed to get under his skin. Auron/Tidus.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Auron, Tidus - Complete
Presents by StrawberryQuincy reviews
Ichigo never thought a high school boy could get this excited over... fish. IchigoIshida, uke on top, slight crack. NC17, read at your own yaoi risk!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by imhappynessinabottle reviews
A songfic... NarSasu...This is my first Naruto fanfiction, please be nice
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fun on the Internet by MagickSennyo reviews
Written for a challenge on KyouyaTamaki. The boys are on the internet.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Challenge by MagickSennyo reviews
A challenge in study hall. Who can last longer?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Hobby: Debauchery by Reiven reviews
Twins/Tamaki. The twins are bored and decide in a moment of sheer brilliance to have their way with their adorably flaky king. In other words: hot threesome that gives Kyouya…plans of his own.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Yawn and Stuff by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
This is Jaffa staying awake to long. Insanity Ahoy! Cloud is swayed by Vincents peer pressude. Tiffie forms...yeah. Night Guys. Yaoi here too.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Cloud S., Vincent V. - Complete
From Glares to Smiles by Hiki-chan reviews
[Drabble, minor SasuNaru, slight fluff] Naruto noticed, that Uchiha Sasuke had many different glares.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Two Seasons by Dyslexic Angel reviews
A series of SasuNaru double drabbles. He always seems so warm, but he shivers in the night...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Few Skies Away by red oasis reviews
SasuNaru. He looked up just in time to see a shooting star fall from the sky. What did you wish for, dobe?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Orchids Made of Sand by CaideSin reviews
And so the castles made of sand slip into the sea, eventually. [AU, HatoriKyo]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,890 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Kyo S., Hatori S. - Complete
Summer by Hiki-chan reviews
[Drabble, Minor SasuNaru] 'Oh, why is that your favorite, Sasuke? Is it because we get to go to the beach and you get to see us girls in bikinis' Sorry Sakura, Sasuke has a whole different answer to that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Uses of the Dark by redex reviews
TamakiNekozawaKyouya. Threesome. They are perfect in the dark, together like this.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Steps by MagickSennyo reviews
Tamaki Muses.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Early Morning Snack by Cloaked Vampire reviews
Demyx wants some of Xally's chocolate cake. Axel wanders in and decides 'Hey... I want some too.' Fluffy shonenai AkuDemyness. I'm tired. It's cute. You'll like it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
Crush by Trainer Kelly reviews
Will NOT be updated! Three one shot stories with this order of couples: IchikawaxNagase, SoraxSunao, NanamixShinichirou Last one is major OOCness, since I couldn't think what to write for them. XP Sorry. A fanfiction I uploaded...Sept. 2006. O.o
Sukisho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Complete
Tucked In by Servant of SHEVAL reviews
Oneshot. There's something about Reno that just drives people crazy... but for one person, it's a different something than it is for everybody else. Now Reno's in for a bit of a surprize. Just a drabble, a little OOCness.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Reno, Vincent V. - Complete
Bedtime Story by awesomesen reviews
Auron, Tidus, and Zanarkand. Gen. [tell me a story]
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Auron, Tidus - Complete
Wondering by Daughter of Night reviews
preNibelheim. Even happiness leaves room for questions.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Liar Liar by Broken-and-fallen reviews
A oneshotdrabble. YukiShuichi. Shuichi spends half his night trying to drag a sleeping Yuki back to bed, and thinks his efforts were unrewarded when really, they were. Fluff.
Gravitation - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Taped up Memories by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
[strong angst] Implied yaoi between Zack x Cloud. His mind was a mess, he knew that. He could see it in his own reflection, and hear it in his own mind. His memories, Zacks' memories, both kept him together and tore him apart.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Uniform Inspector by Caz Malfoy reviews
SLASH! Tony, Gibbs and a uniform.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Warm Embrace by junkii reviews
It was just the two of them the senior and junior in a warm and lovely embrace. [TamakiKaoru oneshot]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Tamaki S., Kaoru H. - Complete
Quiet Time by xShiroi reviews
[YukiShu] Shu comes home from work and shows his quiet side to Yuki. Short, sweet and completely pointless. Oneshot!
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
Doors by Wyverx-Dragon reviews
Sirius, Remus and a door. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Over the Edge by Slytherin.Pryncess.666 reviews
WARNING: SLASH! HD! VERY GRAPHIC SEX!Draco ends up pushing Harry over the edge! TWISTS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Everlasting by His Beautiful Melody reviews
YAOI[TidusxAuron]. Minor spoiler, rated for mild yaoi content. After Auron deals Tidus the final blow, he has to decide if he's ready to move on.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Auron, Tidus - Complete
Never Let Go by AbstractConcept reviews
Draco finds Harry’s obsession with him aggravating, at least at first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bored by argh im emily reviews
Sora finds himself terribly, terribly bored and Riku decides to entertain his dear friend... Rikustyle. [RikuSora] WARNING: HARD YAOI and lemon. one shot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
The air was still by Dirty Blondes reviews
Willis is coping with the loss of his friend and Davis is sent to cheer him up! Has slight slash, one shot
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Daisuke M./Davis, Wallace/Willis - Complete
Equivalence by funscone reviews
The morning of Harry Potter's 19th birthday he is found near the edge of a cliff with Draco Malfoy. PostHog, During the War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Costa Del Sol by LikeableTarsier reviews
A “Random Final Fantasy 7 Yaoi Pairing Generator” crackfic. Zack x Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
EIKONOGRAPHIA by Experimental reviews
As he shared in his underclassman's secret, what Nekozawa remembered clearly was how easily Suou had charmed him without even trying for it. Tamaki x Nekozawa friendship [maybe more?].
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Tamaki S., U. Nekozawa - Complete
Gysahl the Chocobo by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
Yes, a story from a chocobos POV. Contains Sap, Vincent x Cloud, and some chocobo-lurve
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Vincent V., Cloud S. - Complete
Chillz by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
Hands whispering, body tensing, fingers brushing, pleasure tingling, lips meeting, mouths moaning...c'mon, now you gotta read it. Please? YaoiLemon, CloudxVincent
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Vincent V., Cloud S. - Complete
Equivalent Exchange by Seto's Darkness reviews
I'll admit that you're better than me AND I'll tell Sakura to date you. Under one condition: You have to let me kiss you. [SasuNaru NaruSasu Sasukebirthday fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Painkillers by Pied Piper reviews
Taichi isn't the type to take orders lying down. Unless you sit on him, of course. [Taichi x Yamato]
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
To End This All by storyless reviews
An angry Tidus confronts Auron. All of this is your fault! Gettin' swallowed by Sin! Not being able to go back to Zanarkand everything, everything!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Auron, Tidus - Complete
A Dark and Stormy Night by darkhunter709 reviews
Daisuke recalls the night he and Takeshi were alone during a stormy night. Not a slash.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Daisuke N., Takeshi S. - Complete
A Broken Heart by darkhunter709 reviews
Takeshi tries to help Daisuke overcome his grief of wathcing Dark kiss Risa. Note: Not intended to be slash, but you can think it is if you want.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Daisuke N., Takeshi S. - Complete
Naruto: My pain, my rival, my love by Sheena-X-Zelos reviews
Sasuke reflects on his time with Naruto, and when they are sharing a room together, he finally sees his true feelings for the blonde... [sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Him by LycanthaRose reviews
1st fanfic! how on earth are you meant to watch TV with the object of your affections sat right opposite you? satoxdai fluffyness, shounen ai!
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Satoshi H., Daisuke N. - Complete
Two Birds With One Stone by Desertsnow reviews
Tidus has a weird way of venting his frustrations and Auron decided to take advantage of it.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Auron, Tidus - Complete
A Sparkling Oasis by Tresa Cho reviews
Leon and Cloud help rebuild the city, and Leon discovers a surprising fact about the quiet blonde. Warnings: Yaoi, fluff, KHII spoilers
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Only One Kiss by Shalan the Magnificent reviews
LeonxCloud Oneshot but Leon and Cloud share a few tender moments in a sea side cabin...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Thoughts of Static by xanthofile reviews
[slash] Two brothers with more in common than previously thought. Of all the things to happen because of the growing threat of one's insanity. Because the Weasley family just works that way. RWPW [one shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Percy W., Ron W. - Complete
Scars by Tairako reviews
After arriving in Zanarkand, he had to do the impossible and connect with a small boy who'd just lost his mother. But perhaps they had more in common than he suspected.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Auron, Tidus - Complete
Simple Kiss by Gingerbread Owl reviews
Shuichi walks in on Yuki and Tohma 'doing things' and Ryuichi decides that he needs cheering up. The problem is, Shuichi needs just a little more than friendly affection but he really shouldn't think about his idol in that way. Should he?
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Shuichi S., Ryuichi S. - Complete
The Day Reno Gave Up by aphelion-orion reviews
Reno has a bit of a problem, Rude tries to help, and Cloud saves the day by being himself. [nonspoilery postAC ficlet, fluff, humor, RenoxCloud]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Reno, Cloud S. - Complete
Dishes by CaideSin reviews
She’s attacked him. Everything in the house is a weapon to her. [RitsukaSoubi][Fluff]
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
Sasuke's Dreams by Sheena-X-Zelos reviews
When Naruto is sharing a room with Sasuke and hears him moaning out his name... what happens? Well read and see :P [sasunaru][oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nice Boots by brightspark reviews
FFIV and FFX2 crackfic crossover. GippalxEdge. Falling through a plothole into a bar, and then falling off their stools into each other's arms. One shot.
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
Like hot and cold by haru's reviews
Tohru decides Yuki and Kyo are perfect for each other and just need some help to get together. Things heat up.KyoYuki oneshot. YAOI...boy on boy.. cant take it dont read it
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Eye to Eye by Darth Claire reviews
A short InuiKai vingette. Inui never takes off his glasses. Never. YAOI! M for slight nudity. reviews greatly appreciated.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Inui S., Kaidoh K. - Complete
It Didn't Happen by schmexyschmurf reviews
Denial is often the greatest pain. Rivalshipping.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
I know you're waiting by Lyrical Rex reviews
Auron's waiting for Tidus. Tidus knows. The same goes viceversa. [slight TidusXAuron][pregame]
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Auron, Tidus - Complete
Strawberry by Shinigami-Of-Hell reviews
What's this? Light bought L a present? My oh my, isn't that strange. So...what kind of thank you will Light recieve? [LxL] A somewhat noplotnoshame story. Read and enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
Rain by Lady Tzahra reviews
A short and sweet drabble about a rainy day. Enjoy! YukiKyo, lime, yaoi COMPLETE! Note: ONE SHOT, WILL NOT BE UPDATED SO DON'T BOTHER ASKING.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by stranj100 reviews
Slash: m/m - Will/Warren - Will is alone on Christmas Eve. Warren decides to keep him company.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/21/2005 - William S./Will, Warren P. - Complete
A Million Red M&Ms by Raven Deathstar reviews
Shuichi wants to know how much Yuki loves him sap YxS one shot
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Doggy Ears by Broken-and-fallen reviews
Ed has a certain respect for books, but then again, everyone has a flaw. RoyEd fluff, oneshot.Now a whole bunch of one shots! Hooray for randomness!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Snowballed by animalisticigus reviews
You can't hide things in a Weasley. [PercyRon] Incest, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Ron W., Percy W. - Complete
Early Morning Surprise by LadyLefaye reviews
Spike wakes up to find someone in his bed, but it isn't exactly who he expects. Rated M just to be safe.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Spike, Angel - Complete
Rocks? by dragon shadows reviews
[Drabble] Containing a sleepy Daisuke and a confused Takeshi.
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Daisuke N., Takeshi S. - Complete
For the Love of Brothers by Lilyth Celestyn reviews
Ron feels like his life is ending and Charlie makes him realise it could be just beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Charlie W., Ron W. - Complete
Ice Front by Rini1031 reviews
This is just a sexy, sweet story about two men, an ice storm, and a broken elevator.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Dance In The Rain by Rikke Leonhart reviews
When Daisuke gets the chance to get separated from Dark, he jumps at it. But why does this decision hurt Dark so much? DarkxDai, WARNING: Slight Yaoi. Rated T.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Daisuke N., Dark M. - Complete
Good Bye by Iorek Byrnison reviews
Placing a kiss against the name engraved upon the cold marble Harry smiled a shaky smile and turned to leave knowing he would come back to this place tomorrow. Oneshot HPSB R&R! Harry mourns his lover's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Black Angel by TheEndofTag reviews
As I gently laid my hands upon his chest...Where his broken heart lay......please be kind and review...I reall appericate anything you guye write....Thank you!
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Complete
My Pictures of You by sehun reviews
When Kun Kang and Jung-woo have an unexpected picture taken of them by a member of the Pretty Boys Fan Club, everyone believes they're a couple. Shounen-ai KxJW.
Kill Me Kiss Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005
Blurry by Godslayer64 reviews
Would you laugh if you knew? Yeah, you would laugh. But that's okay. I like to hear you laugh too.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Sigh by Selah1 reviews
Ed sighed lightly as his lips met Roy’s for the sixth time that morning. [Roy x Edward]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Push by Smoking Panda reviews
It's just so hard to quit...yaoi...NaruSasu...Lemon Warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Second Chance by butterflie reviews
Because everyone deserves a second chance to make things right. Auron/Tidus.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Auron, Tidus - Complete
This Time Around by butterflie reviews
Tidus, and Auron, and wanting more than what they should have. Auron/Tidus.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Auron, Tidus - Complete
Awake by Pirate Perian reviews
Earlier that evening, Remus kissed Sirius on a drunken dare. And it didn't mean anything at all. Nope. Nothing at all. [Mild RS slash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Drink and a Dare by Pirate Perian reviews
Gryffindor 6th year common room: Peter is upset about a recent breakup. James has an illegallyprocured bottle of firewhiskey. Remus tries to be the voice of reason. Sirius acts like... well, like Sirius. [Mild RS slash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
No Big Deal by Pirate Perian reviews
Remus reveals a few insecurities, and Sirius helps. Or at least, he tries to help. One-shot fic featuring a woman that Remus does not date.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Jou's New Year by jazpurz08 reviews
Summary: just a small something for my favorite inu… and his master! Hey lookie! It’s January 1! Happy birthday Jou! SxJ… mmm lemony goodness!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2005 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Prisoner of Love by LupinFan227 reviews
While Blaise Zabini is under house arrest with Ron Weasley, it is the young Auror who finds himself held captive by his own emotions toward the former Death Eater. This is the behind the scenes to Propensity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,494 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Ron W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean by Dark-Angel302 reviews
YGO doing Pirates of the Caribbean, I suck at summaries (so sue me) and it's actually NOT in script form(unlike some others...) Oh yeah, and it's a yaoi, slight changes in story-line. MalikxRyou (hey, why hasn't anyone done a YGOpotc in yaoi before?)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 9/14/2004
Lie awake and pray by pen name redacted reviews
Set in Zanarkand, presin. Auron muses on Jecht, and the boy that so teasingly resembles him... Jecht x Auron, implied Auron x Tidus. Warning: Yaoi, spoilers, some content may disturb.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Auron, Tidus - Complete
Embrace by Firesword reviews
SLASH. HPRL. OOC. One-shot. Harry dreams of his godfather each year. When he thinks about just how real the encounter felt, he realizes that it was because someone was holding him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Rivalry by Gryvon reviews
Akira/Hikaru. A little friendly rivalry.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
A Drug For Everything by Makoto Sagara reviews
On Hold! Updated: Chapter 3! Kurama's kitsune side is tired of sitting on the sidelines. Yuuske comes over and they both have to deal with the direct results.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004
Back to the Drawing Board by basketcases02 reviews
Hatori is having trouble with his hormones, and when he enlists the help of Shigure and Ayame, he knows he's in for it. How will the two of them help him with his problem? AyamexHatorixShigure [Complete]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Hatori S., Shigure S. - Complete
Everyone's A Winner by Ku-chyan reviews
Rinoa and Aerith are going out behind their boyfriend's backs...and what goes around, comes around.
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
Gone too Long by Silent Sage reviews
YukiKyou, PWP, lemonlimish Yuki leaves Kyou to go to a university for a few weeks. When he returns, he hears a male voice. It isn't Kyou's though.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Answer by Apple Jack reviews
Sasuke does not know why he loves Naruto, and Naruto him. One-shot, SasuNaru. 100 words.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
Sissy by Kiina reviews
Takao and Kai speaking about their nights. Rather disturbing. You HAVE to read till the 4th Chapter or you will regret it...hehe...
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/18/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Kai H., Tyson G./Takao K. - Complete
Revelations by exultation reviews
Harry and Ron talk in the snow. [Complete, fluff, light HarryxRon]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and His Unknown Fate by Jitterbug1 reviews
Due to a difference of opinion, Draco is disinherited by his father. He now has to make his own way in life. Will be slash of the H/D variety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 109,827 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Fortune Cookies by JestaAriadne reviews
See the sensitive side of George Weasley... and the stupid side of Ron. Learn the deeper meaning of a biscuit!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2003 - George W., Ron W. - Complete
Jealous of who? by Shaeric Draconis reviews
A Squall x Zell pairing, Squall Irvine. This is a Yaoi MM so please be warned. Squall is attracted to Irvine who is interested in someone else, so Squall enlists Zell's help to make him jealous. Sap with not much plot. One shot.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,401 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2002 - Squall L., Zell D. - Complete
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Hogwarts' Rule Numbers 548 and 549 reviews
Hogwarts' Rule Number 548: "Draco Malfoy takes it up the ass!" is not an appropriate Quidditch chant. Hogwarts' Rule Number 549: - Even if I know it's true. For Beaabop
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts' Rule Number 28 reviews
Hogwarts' Rule Number 28: I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leapard, tasmanian devil or pirahna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Draco M., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Hogwart's Rule Numbers 247 and 248 reviews
Hogwart's Rule Number 247: I should not show up at the front gate wearing part of another Houses uniform, messily drunk. Hogwart's Rule Number 248: - Even if my Prefect did it too. Rated for underage drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwart's Rule Number 319 reviews
Hogwart's Rule Number 319: I will not attempt to confuse Crabbe and Goyle by calling them by each other's names.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Draco M., Vincent C., Gregory G. - Complete
Hogwart's Rule Numbers 550-552 reviews
Hogwart's Rule Number 550: Getting Everyone to do The Time Warp in the Great Hall will not earn my House extra points. Hogwart's Rule Number 551: - Even if Dumbledore joins in. Hogwart's Rule Number 552: - Rule 550 will however be revoked if I can get Snape to participate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Hogwart's Rule Number 360 reviews
Hogwart's Rule Number 360: Please stop telling first years about the time the Hogwart's Christmas tree ate a student.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Albus D. - Complete
Hogwart's Rule Number 9 reviews
Hogwart's Rule Number 9: I will not insist that the House Elves feed fried snakes to the Slytherins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete
The Junior And The Prefect reviews
POV of Harry. Keeping close to the book, this is about Harry running through the fourth, figuring out his "true emotions". Will Cedric survive? Will Ron tell Hermione how he feels? Will someone just smack Draco one! And what about S.P.E.W.? For Lulu. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,005 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D.
I'm in love with a Mudblood reviews
Draco accidentally leaves his journal in the Great Hall, Harry comes across it, and with the promise as a good Gryffindor and Hermione's nagging he intends to return it - but not after having a little browse of the snake's secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Rule Number 495 reviews
Hogwart's Rule Number 495: Repeat: Draco and Harry are not secret lovers. Draco and Harry are NOT secret lovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rule Number 436 reviews
Hogwart's rule number 436: Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is inappropriate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Just Remember, I Hate You reviews
To Ron's horror, he finds himself paired with Draco for a Potion's assignment, and to make matter's worse - the blonde git is sick! How dare he!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Ron W., Draco M.
Rule Number 32 reviews
Hogwarts Rule Number 32: I will not kiss Trevor
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rule Number 1 reviews
Hogwart's Rule Number 1: I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, not will I insist that their house colours indicate that they are "covered in bees".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Rule Number 359 reviews
Hogwart's Rule Number 359: Singing "Wild Thing, You make my Heart Sing" whenever you see Professor Lupin is not allowed, even though he likes it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Rule Number 179 reviews
Hogwarts Rule Number 179: I am not allowed to eat lollipops within Professor Snape's sight ever again
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rule Numbers 397 and 398 reviews
Hogwart's rule number 397: Coming up behind Harry while he ad Draco are glowering at each other and saying "Oh, go on and kiss him already!" is not funny. Hogwart's rule number 398: - Even if Luna Lovegood does say "Yes, I thought so too".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rule Numbers 81 and 82 reviews
Hogwart's Rule 81: I will not give any girl a one half of a set of two-way mirrors as a Christmas present. Hogwart's rule 82: - Especially if I don't tell her what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rule Number 379 reviews
Hogwart's rule number 379: I cannot lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rules Numbers 447 and 448 reviews
Hogwarts rule number 447: I am not allowed to spank others. Hogwarts rule number 448: - Even if Draco Malfoy liked it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rule Number 512 reviews
Hogwart's Rule number 512: I am not allowed to use the superglue spell, to stick Harry and Draco's hands together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What's that Four Letter Word Again? reviews
Just a quick Valentine's Day fic. Today is the day that the hot-headed Kyou Sohma confesses his heart and soul to the clueless Tohru Honda!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
The Hottest days tend to be more Fun reviews
POV Sirius Black, just him having a bit of fun with Remus on a really hot day. M for sexual acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Something Went Wrong Serverely Wrong! reviews
During Potions, Mister's Potter and Malfoy have a tiff, Neville's potion is thrown and the fighting teens are caught in it. What happens you ask? You'll just have to keep reading. POV change each chapter. Rated M for swearing and possible nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Before the Boy who Lived
Pre-Harry.POV change each chapter and there will be swearing and inappropriate behaviour of all sorts M for safety. I'm doing a lot of research to be as accurate as possible with my information if you spot a problem give me a ping and I'll tend to it ASAP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Published: 6/30/2010
A Different Kind of Magic
Just a bit of ramblings after Remus has finished one of his cycles during the Maraurder's years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Twins Shouldn't Drink Together reviews
Fred/George, slight Harry/Ron, seemily gay Seamus, Dean and Oliver... A party goes on between Gryffindors at The Burrow while Molly and Arthur are away in Romania.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Fred W., George W.
Damn That Potter reviews
Swapping POV of Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter, contains detentions, masturbating, WILL contain sex in future chapters and LOADS of swearing, characters like truck drivers but sexier . This fic was made for a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Meetings, Dreams and Memories reviews
In my opinion how the two boys came to be friends... also contains the light and shadow quote. XD No Kairi because she turned up AFTER Riku!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Draco Malfoy And The Philosopher's Stone reviews
POV of Draco Malfoy, following the events from the Philosopher's Stone. So pretty much just a remake of the book, inserting made up events etc. Hope you guys like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Draco M.
Only Sadness
Changing POV from Hagrid to Ron to Hermione. This is a short songfic to the song No Bravery by James Blunt. Tell me what you think?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Pulling Pigtails reviews
Pulling Pigtails'definition: When one little usually boy teases, hits, pokes, hurts or insults another for attention, usually someone they like. POV Draco Malfoy. Post war fic, one-shot. Ment to be boyXboy but can be seen as not. R&R please?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Ronald Weasley is Like a Dog reviews
Harry's visiting the Burrow before his sixth year at Hogwarts, he hasn't seen Ron in a while and things get a little hot and heavy. POV HP. Rated M for swearing and under age sex. R&R please?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Kiss And Make Up reviews
Ron and Harry have a fight, Ron refuses to apologize, and Harry's dead set on not handing one out also. Random fluff oneshot, and mistletoe! Short, sweet and simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Preview: The Junior And The Prefect reviews
Just a preview to a friend's dream pairing. Made firstly for her, secondly for me and thirdly for you! Very short, please enjoy and hopefully it'll be on it's way in a few days. The actual fic will be rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Evolving into a Hero of Time reviews
It's my own interpretation of the well known story, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Link, Navi
What He Wants reviews
What does Sam want? What does Dean want? Sam is 12 and Dean is 16. Random on the spot fic, still working on other chapters.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Dean W., Sam W.
Dream a nightmare forgotten reviews
Harry wakes up covered in sweat and in pain. It's a little negitive, rated K coz I didn't feel safe rating low, it's boyXboy, but not too bad, it has 'bloody', that's all the bad stuff. If you did like it, tell me that you did if not tell me that you didn
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The preview reviews
Preview of a random story coming to a fanfiction site near you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
The first hunt reviews
Sam and Dean 10, 14 get dropped off in the middle of the woods by dear ol' dad. Sam is crying, John is smiling, and Dean just seems to be feeling destructive. And will the older of the pair figure out how important today is?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Being a fly on the wall reviews
Well the title has nothing to do with the story really. *shrugs* it's a crack, romance with whatever pairs you want!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008
Demented Dementor reviews
It's a Harry Dudley fic, inspired by the last book, it does contain a few words from the last book but nothing really that's going to ruin the book for oyu if you haven't read it yet. This is for my darling Kat!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Alcohol, Sex and five hours reviews
Dean tells Sammy to lighten up, which leads to nightclubs, then a hotel room. wink wink nudge nudgeThis is a B'day fic for my friend Kyle!This is I guess, Romance, and my attempt at humour.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
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