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Author has written 22 stories for Final Fantasy X, Metal Gear, Princess Bride, Shakespeare, Song of the Lioness, Fullmetal Alchemist, Final Fantasy VII, Heroes, Kingdom Hearts, Lost Odyssey, Soul Calibur, Cloverfield, Juno, and Watchmen.

Freya Sacksen: Blonde. Black. Jewish. Outrageous Liar since 1942.

Sixty-seven years of constant fallacies.

(NOTE: This is a lie)

I'm twenty two, not yet unstuck in time, Tralfamadors do exist, it's the best catch there is, the earth is round like an orange, taxi drivers have ears and Dante rocks my socks off.

(But not as much as Homer or Scar).

I will, and have been known to write fics for: Shakespeare, Princess Bride, Final Fantasy VII - X, Full Metal Alchemist, Soul Calibur, Firefly, Tamora Pierce (both worlds), Metal Gear, Cowboy Bebop, Heroes, Cloverfield, Watchmen most of the DVDs on our shelves and most of the books, too. These days I seem to be writing a great deal of tragedy, for some reason. Feh.

I have an account of Fictionpress! Exactly the same name and everyffin! Go along! Insult my poetry! I just want people to read it!

(all your base are belong to us)

Keep on rockin'.

Story Updates

If We Be Friends: Complete

Why You Don't Watch The Watchmen: Complete

Why You Don't Want To Love Them: Complete

A Kind of Nothingness: Deleted. I'm sorry. This was the sequel to If We Be Friends. However, it was so painfully written, with such bad plotting and general annoyance that it has now been deleted. It will come about again, I promise. Some day. Maybe. Hopefully.

In Double Knavery: On Hiatus. I have managed to write myself into a corner, and have given up for the time being. For people who are new to the story: I will give one warning and one warning only: SLASH. It has been AGES since I seriously sat down and wrote slash, and I've started once more, meaning it will go a lot slower than If We Be Friends. Slash is not like riding a bicycle, and if you try, you will fail. So I'm trying my hardest to not make it painfully overt and make it go a little slowly (even if both James and Ben are sitting in a happy river called the Nile). In other news, writing the two as friends is so much fun I might even not make it fully slash.

Anyone Else But You: In Progress. Sixteen down, eighty-four more to go!

And How The Silence: In my fic 'Roses' I had a version of Amy that was confused and upset. In this fic, I decided to show an entirely different interpretation - a jealous, vengeful singularly unhappy Amy, who is perfectly willing to follow in her father's bloody footsteps if that's what it takes to get his attention. You always want what you can't have, and if someone's attention stops being yours and turns into someone else's, you're inevitably going to feel more than slightly resentful, especially when you are made of evil!awesome.


Defiance: Two hundred years after the events of KH2, three people are forced to help fight in the battle of Light against Dark: One is a student trying to stop a deadly plague. Another is a Keyblade wielder stuck in the Realm of Darkness. The third is the descendant of Sora...

Era of the Inquisition: Fifteen years after FFX, Spira has been destroyed by war. It's saviors are a newly-born Tidus, a strangely-aged Vidina, a grown-up Calli with a Bad Attitude, the near-extinct Al Bhed, a Youth League with a REALLY Bad Attitude and the above all interesting new denizens of Zanarkand...

Do Not Expect This Fic For A While. Seriously. It Is Taking THAT LONG.

Of Sues And Bad Grammar: Working title so far. If I write this, it will be a sequel to 'Why You Don't Want To Love Them', featuring our favorite band of characters setting off to go track down who keeps writing these Sues. If I do write it, expect gratuitous fourth-wall breakage, humorous violence and Jansen smarming up his wife. Oh, also, it's set twelve years after LO. Yay for grown-up Cooke and Mack!

Reasons Not To Go To Princeton Hospital: Dear god, someone stop me! It's 'Why You Don't Wan To Love Them' for House! If I'm not careful, it'll devolve into cliche, and then we'll all be screwed!

Why You Shouldn't Profile Profilers: Having edged into the realm of 'Mild Addiction' with respects to Criminal Minds, and then having a look at the fandom, I have decided that this must be written, for the good of the fandom!

I've got a lot of work to do.

On Cass/Raph Stories: Every time I write them, they seem to turn, inexplicably, into stories that are similar in the idea - specifically, telling their story through other people's eyes. In a way, 'Artemis's Beauty' is more Sophitia's story than it is Cassandra's. She's the one narrating the story, and explaining why these are as terrible as they are. 'Roses' is, when push comes to shove, Amy's story, really. I like to think of 'Roses' as simply a series of events leading to a somewhat disquieting end. If, at the end of either story, you feel at least mildly disconcerted, then I've done my job. Or, at least, what I set out to do, which is to make it very, very clear that this is the complete and total opposite of 'happy ever after'.

On Rorschach: Every time I see Rorschach in anything related even remotely to romance, I weep for human kind. Rorschach is a deconstruction of the Golden Age superhero. In the Golden Age, the bad guys were bad, the good guys were good, and you were justified in beating the hell out of any bad guy who looked at you funny. Rorschach is that taken to it's logical conclusion - a person with such utterly unshakeable convictions that, as he himself says, 'Never compromise, not even in the face of Armageddon'. In another world, Rorschach would be called a sociopath - hell, in the Watchmen world, he's called a sociopath. He is not a fun guy. He is also very, very hard to write. Rorschach will never say fifty words if five would do, and his automatic reaction to anything is violence and paranoia. He will not speak in colloquialisms. He will not refer to anyone in endearing terms. And he will never, never ever ever ever ever have sex. Women disgust him, homosexuality repulses him - everytime he sees a whore, he is reminded of his mother which is not a good thing. One of my favorite scenes in Watchmen is when he goes to retrieve his costume and confronts his ex-landlady. It's wonderful simply because of the heartbreaking look on his face when she tells him that her children don't know. So when people turn him into a woobie, or have a Mary-Sue seduce him, or have him act remotely out of character I get angry. Rorschach is not a sympathetic character, people!

See you, Space Cowboys

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Footsteps by Kiss of the Breeze reviews
5 Drabbles. 1 of 5. No spoliers here, a few glimpses from KHII. Vexen, Kairi, Larxene, Marluxia, Saix, and Xehanort.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Kairi, Xehanort
Beltane Night by Tara1189 reviews
The eve of Sarah's twenty-first birthday falls on the night of Beltane… a night when the borders between the physical and magical world become blurred, and a certain Goblin King reappears with an offer to renew, and won't be taking no for an answer…
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,858 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
ennui by terabient reviews
On a rainy day in Rouen, two people watch the sky and dream of greater things. Pre-SCII.
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Amy, Raphael - Complete
Spirits of Another Sort by Gamine Madcap reviews
Two worlds collide as a new sort of enemy threatens the wizards. Can faeries and wizards overcome their boundaries to preserve the balance of nature and power? AU Third Year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,998 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006
This Was Beautiful by evm reviews
Modern day version of Othello. Sometimes Charity wants to burst out of her burning pale skin so she can melt into the night, into Oliver’s dark hands and narrow limbs, the ebony eyelashes that lie so softly against the perfect curve of his smooth cheek.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006
Four First Kisses by Victoria to Worthing reviews
Clairecentric. Each chapter focusing on a different relationship in her life. Most of the kisses are NOT shippy or romantic! Lots of characters! Actual pairings is a little ClaireZach. Season One focused, a bit AU now.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Claire B. - Complete
Love Hina Inheritance by Hikari Ishido reviews
Things have just gotten even more complicated. How will Motoko and Keitaro face this new challenge?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,771 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Motoko A., Keitaro U.
Never Go Back by hereswith reviews
MalRiver. A series of River centric ficlets, charting the development of a relationship between River and Mal. Set some time after the movie. With thanks to Geek Mama for beta reading. [Complete]
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,073 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 5/6/2006 - River, Mal - Complete
Condensed Milk and Shakespeare by Min Daae reviews
Hey, if you can do it to milk, why not Shakespeare? As good as Cliffs Notes. No, not really. R&R, and receive...special stuff. and love. Share the love, people.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 10/24/2006
Between the Lines by Lady Karai reviews
My explanation of what happened to Reno and Rude in Advent Children during the times they were off camera. How and why they showed up where they did and when they did. Nominated for the Genesis Awards.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,257 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Rendezvous by Clara reviews
Love is not always at first sight. A bored Yuffie and a vacationing Reno have a series of encounters in Wutai and things progress from there. RenoxYuffie.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
The Right Answer by Fayth3 reviews
You ready to get off this boat and back to civilisation?The final scene in Serenity with a slight MR twist.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Mal, River - Complete
God Be Praised! by Glittering Pegasus reviews
Or: 'The Lengths House Will Go to Get Rid of Religious Zealots.' It's all in the title. [Warning: Implied HousexWilson PreSlash and some religious humor]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Pitch by Acsid reviews
Based off of The BranaughFishburne movie version of Othello and a hell based on Dante's Inferno. Iago is walking. It had taken years to get free of the ice, but now he is searching...
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
The Wounded by Iliya Moroumetz reviews
Chapter 9 - It's quite often you find the oddest of allies at the least expected times.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,372 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Sophitia, Siegfried
How like a winter hath my absence been by AlexandraLeaving reviews
Iago and Othello. Longing. Backstory. Yes, SLASH is within.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/16/2005
The Guardian by Rhianna-Aurora reviews
A modern-day Aurikku. Auron is a police detective, bound to avenge the deaths of his partners, Jecht and Braska. He never counted on Braska's niece showing up and teaching him how to love. ON HIATUS.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,860 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004
Against Strawberry Fields by Gabi-hime reviews
Ten years before everything, their story starts, even if neither of them recalls. Auron & Rikku, two days after Braska's Calm.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Complete
Amy Sorel by The Reanimated Raynor reviews
After reading Raphael's Soul Caliber II profile, I couldn't help but write a story around it. It's unfinished, but this is only a day's work. Expect more real soon.
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2004
Raise Thy Sword by Fency reviews
Raphael Sorel takes Soul Edge forcefully from Nightmare...and what happens? Reality becomes dreams, and dreams become reality...(completed)
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,088 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Complete
Song of the Beloved by Boadicia reviews
This takes place immediately after Soul Calibur 2. Xianghua's having some emotional conflict regarding her feelings for Kilik. Maxi knows something she doesn't, so it's up to him to play matchmaker.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,387 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Complete
Tale of Eternity by sepkiakore reviews
A group of souls are sent to the future to be spared from death. Safe in their new home, the time comes when they need to reawaken and finish where they left off. But how will they deal with discovering their true selves while fighting a dangerous enemy?
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,610 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/31/2004 - Published: 1/7/2004
All Over The Guy by Dragon Mistress reviews
Siegfried’s loveless. And what’s more, he’s a virgin! Which of the SC2 characters will win dear Siggy’s heart (and innocence)? (For all you whiners out there... there is SLASH within... now shut up and stop complaining.)
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2003
Calibur University A Calibur Academy Oneshot by jin long reviews
Inspired by Scream (No Relation to the Movie) in the Utena Section comes Calibur University! What happens when it's after finals and the Calibur folks have a Keg party at Raphael's Mansion? Three guesses!
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2003
The Shrouded Clan by ShagsterP reviews
During Seung Mi Na's journey for the legendary blade, an accident propels her onto a mysterious island. This is a side story during the original Soul Blade storyline, including her first encounter with Mitsurugi, among others
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/18/2001
King of Shadows by jenelin reviews
A Midsummer Night's Dream a glimpse at Oberon.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/22/2001 - Complete
One Day at a Time by Sergeant Phoenix reviews
(Revised) Zell's got serious problems. Can Squall pull him away from his self-destructive tendencies before he attempts the unthinkable?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,746 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2001 - Published: 3/2/2000
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Hot Chocolate reviews
Sarah always made the best hot chocolate...six pieces on family, love and comfort.
Lost Odyssey - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
And How The Silence reviews
But only a host of phantom listeners that dwelt in the lone house then stood listening in the quiet of the moonlight to that voice from the world of pieces of love, madness and corruption. Cass/Raph.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Cassandra, Raphael - Complete
Why You Don't Want To Love Them reviews
When you've lived for a thousand years, you're going to pick up some psychoses. And when you're in an XBox 360 game, you're bound to pick up some Mary-Sues...
Lost Odyssey - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Anyone Else But You reviews
100 ficlets for Juno/Bleeker.
Juno - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,090 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008
Why You Don't Watch The Watchman reviews
With the onset of the movie, 1985 has suffered a sudden incursion of Mary-Sues. How do our heroes respond? With typical violence, of course.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
The Litany reviews
Every time Juno comes around, Bleeker always gets the same litany.
Juno - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Here is the Church, Here is the Steeple reviews
Six ficlets before, during and after the movie, telling Bleeker's side of it. BleekerJuno, cuz I'm a sucker for canon.
Juno - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Roses reviews
The roses turn from coal black to red every time she visits. One day, Amy hopes, they'll stay coal black. One day. Cass/Raph
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
We Are The Hollow Men reviews
We are the stuffed men...they want to know what the people on the ground saw, what they did, if they helped. So they interview the survivors, the hollow men. Leaning together headpieces filled with straw...
Cloverfield - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008
Artemis's Beauty reviews
She wondered whether her sister prayed to Artemis for nighttime beauty. Cass/Raph.
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
The Artificial Heart reviews
Maybe it was because they shared the same eyes... [drabble] [oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Axel - Complete
Red Fury reviews
He had always envied her, for her magic, and for her fire. Cold Fire Drabble Oneshot
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Circle of Magic - Complete
Burning Flowers reviews
The radioactive man drew something very carefully. Set during 'Company Man.' [Oneshot][Drabble]
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
In Double Knavery reviews
Angry parents, psychopathic biology teachers and a counseller who used to wrestle at the WWE. Nothing can stand in the face of true love though...right? Modern day Othello, complete with mitosis, basketballs and sociopathic Roderigos.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007
Colours reviews
He'd never really thought yellow looked good on him. One of the more inexplicable pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Reno, Cloud S. - Complete
If We Be Friends reviews
A faerie who's a Shakespeare whore. A boy who falls down stairs. A girl who thinks she should join the circus. Just another day at Duke Athens High School...or is it? Modern adaptation complete with giraffes, hairpins and Morris Gee. COMPLETE
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,524 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
The Pianist reviews
Al gets invited to jam, a spindle plays the piano and Ed gets some moody introspection. Implied onesided Elricest
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
The Florist
Two irate blondes are NOT what Alphonse had in mind when he went shopping.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Death, Mercy and the Sea reviews
After a storm, what mercy can a WaveWalker give?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Tortall - Complete
A Cloudless Sky reviews
As you wish' was all he ever said to her.
Princess Bride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
Her Name reviews
Snake has a friendly chat with a woman on his way to battle. Cursing. Bitterness. Latin.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2005
Solitaire reviews
A poker face, a blackjack smile and how to play solitaire...drabble. Characters unspecified.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/11/2004