The Penguin Squad
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Joined 04-27-06, id: 1036006
Author has written 4 stories for Star Wars, Star Wars, and Elder Scroll series.

Greetings Mortals!

My name does not concern you, although if you are persistent I probably won't tell you anyway.

Anyway, to get a basic idea of what I like, here:

-Penguins-Writing-Composing Music-Writing Songs-Germany-Europe-India-World Cultures-History-Music-Japanese Pop Music-Ghost in the shell-Serial Experiments-Rain-North Carolina-Family-Composers (I highly respect them)-My friends-Movies-Bubbles-And other things that don't come to mind-

Although my fan fictions are really whack, I am sometimes normal... sometimes.

-Updated September 5th, 2007-

Q and A With Carth.

Carth: Why did you start writing?

Me: I have no idea...

Carth: Why do you love penguins?

Me: Cause their so dang cute! Isn't it obvious?

Carth: ... Okay, how come you won't tell anyone your name or if your a guy or girl?

Me: Cause, names aren't important. And isn't it obvious? grins

Carth: Ok... moves away slowly puts up invisible barrier Do you have any siblings?

Me: Why yes. The Weasel always reads my fan fics. Don't you?

Carth: When I get around to it yes...

Me: And why don't you read all of them?

Carth: Because you make me look silly.

Me: Silly willy?

Carth: No, just plain silly.

Me: Oh... Why not silly willy?

Carth: BECAUSE! My name isn't willy! Its Carth!

Me: Okay Willy, how old are you anyway? 70? 80?

Carth: rolls eyes 37..

Me: Then why is your hair white?

Carth: It isn't!

Me: pours milk on Carth's head Now it is.

Carth: wipes off angerly Cut it out!

Me: Why?

Carth: Cause! Its annoying!

Me: Why?

Carth: Because it is!

Me: Why?

Carth: ...

Me: Why?

Carth: SHUTUP!

Me: Why?

Carth: ... is silent

Me: I can burp my abc's. Wanna see?

Carth: No.

Me: Please?

Carth: No.

Me: Why?

Carth: Aren't I supposed to be asking the questions?

Me: Yes. As long as you...

Carth: What?

Me: I smell something... starts to creep away

Carth: Not again! runs after me

Me: I knew it! You love me!

Carth: WHAT?

Me: Your chasing me.

Carth: So that you don't charge me 2,000,000,000,000 credits for tap-dancing penguins!

Me: Did you just say... tap...dancing...penguins?

Carth: Uhh-no.

Me: Okay... cause you know how I get...

Carth: nods dumbly

Me: acts emo

Carth: rolls eyes

Me: why are we doing this?

Carth: I don't know

Me: can we stop?

Carth: I guess so.

Me: hugs Carth

Carth: BLOODY PENGUINS! tries to push me off

Wow, you read the whole thing! Good for you.

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Jedi Nites 2: The Search for Anakin by Mister Frodo reviews
Sequel to Jedi Nites: Adventures of the Lite Side! Follow the adventures of Obiwan Kenobi, Mace Windu, Wade the Battle Droid, Darth Sidious, and others as they search for the key to controlling the galaxy: A Jedi Knight named Anakin Skywalker... FINISHED.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,795 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Evi's Bad Twin by TheUltimateJater reviews
You may think Evangeline Lily is sweet and innocent, but wait till you see her twin! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! As this is my first time writing a fanfic. This is NOT a oneshot. I will be adding more to it. And remember PLEASE REVIEW.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007
A Selkath Festival by atoz reviews
Three days' rest on Manaan for the crew of the Ebon Hawk does not sound like much fun until they get more than they bargained for...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,068 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 6/19/2005
Preschool Days by Fall Out Guirl reviews
The lives of the Losties as preschoolers. Follow the Adventures of these children as Tailies, Fusies, and Others collide.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Kate, Jack
His Light by Fall Out Guirl reviews
This is the tale of the adventures of Eragon with a twist: what if he had a little sister around to share them? Meet Lysela, a girl ready to help her big brother save all of Alaegasia. Wanted: Reviews please!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,167 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007
Where the Wind Blows by Promised Flower reviews
Sophie has been working at the Castle since before the enchantress cast her curse upon the Beast and his home ten years ago. Now she's seventeen and ecstatic to be human again. But life as a human isn't as simple as it is for a spoon.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,930 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006
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Chats with Carth reviews
A story of Carth, a beloved character of Knights of the Old Republic II game, has to endure a lunatic such as myself. Read and enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,910 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006
First Day As a Grand Champion reviews
My first day as a grand champion of the arena. Oh the fans! Oh that one fan that won't leave me alone... Oh the suffering. This was a planned oneshot but everyone liked it so much so I continued! Enjoy!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 9/26/2006
Atton's worst nightmare reviews
A sad, heroic, heartbreaking, and selfless tale of Atton when BaoDur gets sick.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
Pain that stabs the heart reviews
Han had just suffered the worst feeling ever and a terrible head ache. What happens next? Read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Anakin Skywalker