Badfish17
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Joined 04-30-06, id: 1036551, Profile Updated: 10-16-09
Author has written 1 story for Kingdom Hearts.

Hello I am a new user so i don't really know how to set up a profile (Help!)

Name: Badfish is from a Sublime song of the same name and 17 is my favorite number

Gender: I am a MAN!! (with apologies to Linkara)

Hometown: a little town called none of your god damn business (Chappelle Show joke)

Country of Origin: America, Fuck Yeah!

Favorite games on this site: Final Fantasy VII, VIII, X, XII, Kingdom Hearts, Jak and Daxter (which doesn't have nearly enough stories), Zelda.

Hobbies (not that anyone is interested): video games, TV, driving, making sarcastic remarks, laughing at stupid people, and now writing

Favorite bands: 1. Reel Big Fish 2. Tie between Nirvana & Green Day 3. Foo Fighters 4. Bad Religion 5. Tie between Red Hot Chili Peppers and Rage
Against The Machine 6. Dropkick Murphys 7. Stone Temple Pilots 8. Sublime (funny how they are so low when my screen name is taken from one of their songs) 9. Mighty Mighty Bosstones 10. Tie between Alice in Chains and Flogging Molly. You may have notice the large amount of ties. that is because my arbitary rules demanded ten bands be selected plus I couldn't decide which band was better especially RCHP and RATM.

Everybody loves lists so I will make my own for this site

Most Hated Fan Fiction Pet Peeves (in no particular order)

1. Crossovers. This is a sure-fire sign of bad writing, mostly because the stupid, confusing and convoluted ways that people justify them. Cross-overs can work but only under the hand of extremely good writers who at least picks from two or more stories that make sense that they would be mixed. For example I read a good Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance/Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess story. That makes sense because both stories are set in medieval worlds with magic that could co-exist side-by-side. Bad writers will put two completely different genres together. For example, I heard of a story that crossed Dragonball Z with The Diary of Anne Frank. Go to Masterpiece Fanfic Theater on thatguywiththeglasses.com if you want more information than that. Also, generally, the more stories "cross-overed," the worse it is because you have to come up with even more justifications as to why the separate universes are now one. Plus this adds even more characters, technology, and settings to add to a story and even a good writer can not usually handle that many universes at the same time. Luckily though cross-overs don't need to keep continuity, except for accepted characterizations of the characters used in the story.

2. Bad Grammar/Spelling. If you have had the pleasure of me reviewing your story, then you know I come from a family of Grammar Nazis and can't help but point out bad grammar/spelling. Most of the time it is harmless like not knowing the difference between there, their, and they're or lay and lie (that confuses even me). But sometimes you read fics that have such huge grammar mistakes that they are unreadable. who wnats two red an fics whos riter is two dum two spel ceck?

3. Xtremely Kool Letterz. the system of letters where ex is replaced with just x, hard "c" sounds are replaced with k, and s is replaced z. These occur mostly in titles and also exist in the real world. Advertisers use them all the time and some authors on this site use them too. Sometimes this falls under pet peeve number two because it is used in stories themselves. Why? Because Poor Literacy is Kewl!

4. Spacing. I know it is annoying but you have to space your stories. If the writing is too cramped then no one can read it. This can happen to new writers who can't understand how the line spacing on word can't match up to the program that this site uses. It happened to me too, I understand. But at least space the paragraphs so the reader can distinguish them.

5. Updating Waiting (get it. it rhymes. LAUGH DAMN IT!) Seriously though it takes forever for people to update. Why can't people plan for several chapters if their stories are not oneshots? The worst though is that Badfish17. He takes forever to update his one story. Hurry it up!

Unlike most people I know, I am not crazy into comics or anime (though I do like some). I will probably not write anything for those genres

I understand that my first story, which was admittedly hastily thought out and poorly written, should have been longer and a oneshot. I recently took it down so none of you have to suffer from that abomination.

I am currently writing a new longer story set in Kingdom Hearts. The first chapter is up. PLEASE REVIEW!!

Thank you. Finally a review! I don't mind anonymous reviews. Even if you hate me please tell me. I just want a review. Please?! I'm begging you!!

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Sharp Edges by S.K.Evans reviews
Meet Cloud, the guy who knows more than he should. Then, meet Tifa, who tries her best not to strangle him. Secrets are revealed and lies uncovered. What do you do when your world comes crashing down? AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 128,799 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
The Tainted Grimoire by cuttingmoon57 reviews
The Grimoire of the Rift, a powerful magic tome. Luso Clemens, an average, fourteen year old boy. It asked him but one question. "One is fated to fill these barren pages. Know ye his name?" His answer would be the catalyst that changed his life forever.
Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 67 - Words: 369,076 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/12/2008
Ordinary Adventures by Metal Chocobo reviews
While working a summer shift at a cafe on the island, Kairi just wants a little adventure in her life; maybe a boyfriend. However, when a surf competition comes to town, she finds...something else. Kairi/Yuffie, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 177,649 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Kairi, Yuffie K. - Complete
A Pleasant Lie by ATmac05 reviews
Fran is a Viera, that as much we know. But what of the rest of her story? How did she meet Balthier? How did she learn to use a Bow? Are there any male vieras? And why did she leave her homeland in the firstplace? This is her story.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,177 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Balthier, Fran - Complete
Jedi Destiny I: Hate of the Jedi by Mikells reviews
Two promising young students are delivered to the Jedi Praxeum for training in the ways of the Jedi. But when one of them goes missing with Jaina Solo, Luke must race to find the culprits, culminating in a sinister showdown with a long forgotten foe.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Luke S., Jacen S., Jaina S., Zak A. - Complete
Good Enough by Pellaaearien reviews
Siyana is a whore, a plaything of the Imperials. It's all she ever has hope of being. One night she services a very special sky pirate who, in trying to escape his fate, changes her own forever. This is her story.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 226,184 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Balthier, Basch - Complete
Kingdom Hearts III: The Revival by Left-Winged Seraph reviews
Two years have passed since Sora's last adventure led him to overcome the impending threat of Xemnas. After a pleasant surprise in the form of a scroll within a bottle, a new adventure awaits the Destiny Island trio as Kairi's true origins come to light.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,767 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Sora, Kairi
The Annals of Darkness: The Beginning by Shire Folk reviews
Part I. A normal life is first in the minds of Sora, Kairi, and Riku before they are thrust headfirst into another plot for Kingdom Hearts. Maleficent is back, and her nefarious plans could cost Sora his heart, in more ways than one. SXK RXN RiXYuf
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 378,598 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Dangerous Liaisons by pokeitlikejello reviews
Cuddy enters a relationship and isn't prepared for the damage that is to come.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 63 - Words: 110,061 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Temptation by DoseofReality reviews
AN: Backwards editing, and I changed my penname. Don't freak out. Back to working on the story. I promise. And the site has apparently murdered my section breaks. Damn you, stupid site.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 140,502 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Revan, Bastila S.
Vagrants Rhapsody by NineCalaveras reviews
From sadness to joy, from friends to lovers, from legends to...media targets? Follow the story of Tifa and Yuffie as they go on a trip that reveals the pains and hopes of their hearts through old friends, livid fathers, crazed criminals, and fat chocobos
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 177,886 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Tifa L., Yuffie K.
Fractured Souls by Opal Tynker reviews
With Carth out of commission, it falls to Rhyska to take his place in the swoop race. Inspite of the odds, Rhyska's convinced that she can win Bastila's freedom. But can she do it with no previous experience, or will help arrive from an unlikely source?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,430 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/18/2006
Unrequited by Bahamut.girl reviews
Yuffentine! UNREQUITED. a feeling, especially love, not returned or rewarded. Vincent and Yuffie are having a secret love affair. Vincent intends on keeping it secret, But the unrequited love she has for him slowly eats away at her.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,174 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Familiar Lullaby by RazorCardz01 reviews
Luxord can't help but feel like an outcast among the Organzation. That feeling seems to grow when he finds himself a new roommate. But does said roommate have more of a connection to him than they let on? [LuxLar][Vague LuxVex]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,967 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Luxord, Larxene
Fifteen feet of pure white snow by adwkokos reviews
This is gonna be long, and it has a plot... Woot! CloudLeon, YuffieTifa, ZexionDemyx... Rated M for language, sex, violence, rape, and lots of angsty stuff...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,512 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
The Wanderlust reviews
What if, one day, you lost everything? What if you had to give up everything and leave it all behind? What would you do? Where would you go? How would you survive? SxN at first then SxK M for later content.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Sora, Kairi