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Joined 08-27-01, id: 103656, Profile Updated: 12-01-08
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

P.S. I have one published story, and I plan to edit it at some point (i.e. whenever I decide I care enough); I wrote it in high school, and it reflects that. Four years and many, many research papers and creative works later, I've learned quite a bit. In any case, my writing on this site does not necessarily "represent me."

Several of the stories on my 'Favorites' list are from a defunct television series called Witchblade. I must have been going through an action movie phase.

I am a devotee of several fandoms, including, but not limited to: Pirates of the Caribbean (Jack/Liz), Harry Potter (AU Lucius/Hermione), Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and especially The Office (Jam, Dwangela, and R.Kelly).

Though I sometimes use my 'Favorite Stories' list as a means to save fics of possible interest, in general the stories from my list are of a certain standard. I keep a short list of the jewels on hand, for my own benefit and for the benefit of those people who want to read The Best from certain fandoms on a site that's prone to a lot of fic of really variable qualities.

Please also feel free to recommend stories to me for inclusion on the list!

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Spiced Molasses by MonDieu666 reviews
Hershel Greene has kept a secret from his family. When his past catches up with him, the entire family is torn apart. Separated and hunted, justice must come second to surviving. [AU -No Zombies].
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 138,111 - Reviews: 3052 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Daryl D., Beth G.]
Perfection by BBWMikaTWD reviews
Takes place during the episode "Alone" starting when Daryl and Beth are sitting in the kitchen of the funeral home before Daryl goes to check on the dog for the second time. Disregards plot from then on. Enjoy! *(2/20/15 ON HIATUS: Sorry y'all, I lost all my motivation after we lost Beth from the show. I hope to pick up writing this again soon, once I find my mojo again!)*
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,112 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Daryl D., Beth G.
Survival By Stockholm Syndrome by artistic.frizz reviews
In a muddled escape, Beth was taken. Though she knows Daryl is probably looking for her, she is left to deal with her captor - and face a new horrific reality: independence.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,852 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Daryl D., Beth G. - Complete
Hunted by BreezipartII reviews
If he could find Beth. If he could save Beth. If he could protect Beth. Maybe, just maybe, he could keep Beth. Then everything would be okay. BETHYL. Please review! Rated M for language, violence, and possible sexual situations (probably not graphic.)
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,673 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Daryl D., Beth G.
Respectfully, CMC Dixon by Riain reviews
TOTALLY AU! Beth gets a Holidays for Heroes card from her local church and decides to send a box off to a deployed service member in Iraq. Daryl never got care packages from anyone when he was deployed, so when a box comes with his name on it from New York, he doesn't know what to think. "M" for language, incidents of life at war and adult situations.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,327 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - [Daryl D., Beth G.] Maggie G., Hershel G. - Complete
Heavy by CoraRochester reviews
BETHYL/DETH Season 4 AU. Daryl brings some books home from a run, causing a subtle shift in his relationship with Beth. "He didn't think on Beth. Tried not to... That was a fool thing to do, and Daryl Dixon wasn't a fool. Just a man trying to survive." Rated for language, eventual sexual situations. No longer a oneshot!
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,323 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Daryl D., Beth G.
Anywhere But Here by Mya Scarlet reviews
How do you love someone who can never put you first? A security analyst falls for General Kenobi. Obi-Wan/OFC. A bit of everything - romance, adventure, humour and angst. Complete!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,541 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Mistakes by beatgoeson654 reviews
Everybody makes them, and who's to say that's always a bad thing? WillxEmma. Kind of fluffy, but not sickeningly sweet.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Will S., Emma P. - Complete
I'll be there for you by MaitressedeSeine reviews
Jareth has waited long enough...time has been his enemy and his aid. A new plan, an old love and one very patient Goblin King....JS Of course R&R!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,185 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/9/2006
Look My Way by bird by snow reviews
A John/Claire story that picks up where the movie left off, and explores what might have happened. It's about life, fairytales, and the obstacles faced when trying to hang on to a transient relationship.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,434 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007 - [John B., Claire S.] - Complete
A Writers Mind by Elizabeth Rowland reviews
Sarah is a writer with a broken soul, Jareth is a King with a broken heart. As a King helps a writer to become whole again, they must both fight to prevent thier worlds from merging, and stop those with wings of white from returning.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,689 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Sarah, Jareth
Oubliette by Scion of Kushiel reviews
Five years after the Underground, Sarah Williams encounters someone who couldn't, shouldn't be real. But is he?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,954 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Complete
The Challenge by Nopa LaMais reviews
NOW COMPLETE AND TOTALLY REVISED! It's been 3 years since Sarah defeated the Goblin King, and yet he still haunts her dreams. When he appears and purposes a new challenge, who will the winner be?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,778 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Infuriating by Aebhel reviews
She's a princess and he's a criminal. She's shallow, conceited, and spoiled...he's a good for nothing punk with a nose for trouble. They have nothing in common. Or so they think.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 10/8/2005
Unfaithful by peski0piksi reviews
What happened after The Kiss? This is my own version. Not likely to happen, but lots of fun to write. Warning: There is some rather harsh language used towards the middle.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
Choices by Erinya reviews
COMPLETE. Elizabeth Turner seeks freedom, and finds Jack. But when Will gives up his own freedom on her behalf, she must face the consequences of love, betrayal, and choices that cannot be unmade. W&E, J&E, W&OFC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,570 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Priorities by Eurothrashed reviews
Jack sets up the romp around the fire and Elizabeth learns that happy endings aren’t just for idealistic, young Governor's daughters. JxE COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
Revelation by Spin11 reviews
How deep is Sara and Ian's connection? A meeting long over due... 7-5
Witchblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 66 - Words: 160,233 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 5/21/2002
An Unexpected Love by Eowyn6 reviews
COMPLETE!!! After losing Aragorn to Legolas a broken and angry Éowyn finds love where she least expected it ... Pairing Haldir / Éowyn ... Final chapter and notes are online. Please review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,620 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Haldir, Eowyn - Complete
The Cold Touch of Rain by pixiegal927 reviews
A shield maiden of Rohan named Enelya is seduced by Wormtongue's cunning personality...but her innocent sister, Náwien, quickly becomes the object of Wormtongue's desires. Éomer and Náwien engage in a secret affair...betrayal, love, and tragedy ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,619 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Complete
Within the Heart by Nara Dinaer reviews
She was a servant of Rivendell, he was a guest. She walked the inner corridors, he walked the outter. She despised him, he was intrigued. Could circumstance bring them together? (Maybe, maybe not!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,268 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2003 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Legolas
Gaming by Nancy Brooke reviews
Bored awaiting council in Rivendell, Boromir meets an Elf who gives him challenges he cannot refuse
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Boromir, Boromir
The Book Nook by Zeft reviews
At the first Quidditch match of the season, Oliver Wood 'looked as though he could have kissed Hermione'. What if he did? A Hermione-centric fic. OliverHermione. Very loosely follows the plot of PoA. Chapter 4 now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,249 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/27/2002 - Published: 12/31/2001 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
Prodigal Son by Rob1 reviews
If 'Transcendence' had happened very differently, this might have been the result. Ian-centric, with Irons, Sara and OC.
Witchblade - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,811 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2002 - Published: 3/30/2002
Twisted Fate by KaterinaElise reviews
the wizarding world turns upside-down as an attack on Diagon Alley leaves only one survivor... Hermione Granger. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2002 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Time to Go by JediShampoo reviews
Obi-Wan is leaving Alderaan and taking Luke with him. He and Padme must say their goodbyes. Stuff happens. Obidala story. I am so ashamed.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2002
Replay by Gracie1 reviews
Ian and Sara are given the chance to reclaim memories lost to turned back time. How will it affect their choices, and their relationships?
Witchblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2001
A Dog with Green Eyes reviews
Sirius survived for a time near Hogsmeade as a "lovable stray." Still haunted by his memories of Azkaban, someone shows him affection, and Sirius rediscovers something he thought he'd lost to the Dementors. Sirius/Madam Rosmerta.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2002 - Sirius B.