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Author has written 8 stories for Janet Evanovich.

Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. Elsa Maxwell

10/08/09

It's been a very long time since I updated. I apologize for that. Still working on What I Did For Love, I seem to be prone to writing epics, aren't I? But the story is almost finished, and I promise a real Happily Ever After ending. Of course, you know that I always make the characters work for it!

I guess by now everyone realizes that I'm a review slut. Sadly, while the number of people who read my stories has stayed the same, the number of reviewers has dropped off dramatically. Please remember, reviews are the only real rewards that fan fiction writers get. Published writers get to look at their sales numbers and they get checks from their publishers. Reviews are our payoff. So, if you read, please review... and not just my stories, but every story that you enjoy. And I happen to know, for certain, that Ranger and Steph read the reviews to each other ... it's foreplay for them ...lol!

'Love' is based on a 'lecture' I once received from a Cupcake, who told me that Ranger needed to watch his step with Stephanie because Morelli could have him arrested for Eddie Abruzzi's murder any time he wanted to. I'm sure she doesn't remember the incident since attacking was her normal modus operandi, but it was my introduction to the differences between Babes and Cupcakes and I'll never forget it. So love or hate this story, you have a Cupcake to thank for it.

Stayce

According to Evanovich.com, October 12 is Stephanie's birthday. Happy Birthday, Steph.

Here's my Joe Morelli:

By the way, here's what Dr. Nikolas Ramos (Niko) looks like:

Ranger has been a big dope!

And Stephanie's been left to mope!

'Cause he never thought

She'd be so distraught!

Can Ranger fix this? We hope!

In 'The Devil and Miss Plum'

There's Halloween smut and then some.

With Steph as its bait

This 'Devil' can't wait

For the chance to make her 'doodah' hum!

Grandma is at it again.

She's molesting those cute Merry Men.

Poor Hal is out cold,

And, if truth be told,

Frank wants Edna out, too! Amen!

Ranger's a stallion, of course.

In Plum World, a sexual force.

It isn't a dream,

He'll make Steph scream,

In pleasure, until she is hoarse!

FanFic is screwed up again!

They'll fix it, but who can tell when!

But my feelings are mixed

About them keeping it fixed,

I could scream, but I'll just count to TEN!

Sexless for thirty whole days!

Therein the whole problem lays.

To give satisfaction,

Without any action!

These two will just have to find ways!

Ranger and Steph have agreed

To see if their plan can succeed.

They're through with the dance,

They'll give love a chance.

Then they'll answer that 'mutual need'!

Ranger has more than one side.

It's Carlos he chooses to hide!

It's who he must uncover,

For Steph to discover.

Boy! They're in for one hell of a ride!

Steph and Ranger are the perfect fit!

If only that man would commit!

With him in her dreams,

He'll replace Boston Creams

As the base of her food pyramid!

We know Steph and Ranger are fated

To someday be happily mated.

But Tank interrupted

Their plans were corrupted,

So Ranger and Steph are frustrated!

Stephanie had better take care

Cause there's trouble and risk in the air.

But she'll count on Ranger

To keep her out of danger,

And someday, our two, will be a pair!

Miss Stephanie's playing a game,

Merry Men are doing the same.

But Steph doesn't know,

How far they will go,

To drive poor Ranger insane!

Old Karvic's a bad guy, you see.

He'll try to hurt Steph. So she

Must work hard to keep

Ahead of the creep

And get rid of that big SOB!

Oh, Ranger has been a bad boy.

He used our Steph like a toy.

But Ranger must learn

As Steph makes him burn,

That revenge ain't just sweet,

It's a joy!

The RangeMen like Hal, Cal, and Ram

Are a handsome group, every man.

But Ranger knows

He must stay on his toes

So that Steph won't sample this clan!

Morelli, the cop, is just dumb.

Though he is attractive to some.

There are Cupcakes galore,

Who think Steph is a whore,

'Cause Ranger makes her doodah hum!

Stephanie Plum is our kind of girl,

Who gave Bounty Hunting a whirl.

While Morelli complains,

Our man Ranger remains

The one who can make her toes curl!

The RangeMen are dressed all in black.

They are truly a masculine pack.

But Stephanie sneaks

In her feminine peaks,

That's why Ranger wants her in the sack!

I am a true blue, dyed in the wool, card carrying Jersey Girl. I was born and raised in the Garden State, and lived in Point Pleasant (yeah, that Point Pleasant) before we moved to New Orleans. Talk about culture shock! From the Big Easy we moved to the Houston area and now live in a small town about 50 miles west of there. The girl who learned to drive on the Turnpike and Garden State Parkway, avoiding the buses going to Atlantic City, now drives down dirt roads avoiding cattle. I admit that I no longer wear FMPs, having exchanged them for FYPs. But life in the country is good. It isn't Jersey and Galveston will never be the Jersey Shore, but what can ya do?

A chance e-mail has given me a wonderful friend in MagnificentSin. She is an amazingly talented writer, as well as a fellow certified nutcase, who has encouraged me to post my first story. I can't thank her enough for all of her frienship and support and, most of all, the laughter. Those little men in the white coats with the butterfly nets are coming after us. LOOL! She is truly a gift in my life. Thank you for everything, MagS. If you haven't already, you MUST read her stories.

Thank you for reading and reviewing. Please continue to let me know what you think. I've had a wonderful time playing with these characters and I hope you enjoy my humble offerings.

Please feel free to e-mail me, especially if you need factual information about New Jersey and the Jersey Shore.


Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. Albert Camus


Random thoughts from a disturbed mind:

Edna Mazur is Stephanie's gran,

Who is always in search of a man.

She's not looking for class,

Just a really tight ass,

The Merry Men took one look, and ran!

Miss Lula is our spandex queen

From hot pink to bright neon green.

She carries a Glock

Which she always keeps cocked.

Laugh at Lula, and Lula turns mean!

Vinnie, he once had a duck

That we all know he liked to ... pluck

His wife, she walked in

And caught him in sin.

Now Vinnie and duck are both f--ed!

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From The Inside Looking Out by princessandthepen reviews
Stephanie is trying to make her life less chaotic. But it might be impossible when you chase criminals as a bounty hunter for a living, your boyfriend is a homicide detective, your family is crazy, Batman is keeping you up at night. (Don't hate me read the story. You might like it, Babe.)
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,012 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Ranger M., Joe M., Stephanie P.
Stay by snapesgirl21 reviews
In Notorious Nineteen, Ranger asked Stephanie if she wanted him to stay at her apartment the night before his friend's wedding. What would have unfolded had she said yes? Contains spoilers from Notorious Nineteen,Takedown Twenty, and Top Secret Twenty-One. Now complete!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 108,621 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Stephanie P., Ranger M.] - Complete
Divine Madness by Harmne reviews
Steph asks for help with a very different sort of problem. Babefic. Not part of the Agreement series.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 143,775 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
Friends Do Let Friends Drunk Dial by Ryl reviews
Can anything good come of a late night phone call?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Twelve Sharp: The Panic Button by cltaylor reviews
A/U- A world where Scrog is not only deranged but extremely dangerous. This is a darker look at Scrog's kidnapping of Julie and Stephanie in Twelve Sharp and the fallout after Scrog is gone.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,623 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
The Dark Knight by Adalind reviews
The dark and graphic AU story of Ric Manoso when he never joined the army & sorted his life out. Steph runs into him when he goes FTA. Bad boy Ric is still damn hot in this, trust me. Join me for an action packed ride with spies, murder & steamy smut.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,660 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Ranger M., Stephanie P.
Have a Nice Day! by Akasha617 reviews
News travels fast in the Burg, as Steph is reminded. But it's usually not this shocking...Babe story, Morelli friendly.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,206 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
New Year's Off by cinbru reviews
For those of you wonderful people who have faithfully read the Billy stories, you know the drill. Rangeman need a night off for New Year's Eve.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Stephanie P. - Complete
Thirteen Coins by AlmostCompleteStrangers reviews
Stephanie goes 'in the wind' with Ranger. While evading the bad guys, Ranger is forced to face some demons from his past, and Stephanie makes a decision about her future. A first collaborative effort by JE fanfic writers: Sonomom & Latetolove.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,828 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Twice Upon a Time by Magdalync reviews
Ranger gets a do-over; problem is, Stephanie can't remember why he'd want one. A Babe story, with an HEA, of course!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,361 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
WHERE IS MY REVENGE by LnBen reviews
This is a "what if" story, based on the characters in the Stephanie Plum Series. What if Steph finely made a decision and that future was ripped from her? How would she cope. Could she be strong enough to exact her revenge?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Alpha by cltaylor reviews
A conversation between Ranger and Morelli turns into an opportunity for Ranger and Stephanie.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,864 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Tee'd Off by Adalind reviews
Ranger has to spend the weekend at a golf resort schmoozing with clients & decides to take Bailey with him. She may be playing Amanda Dawson, English interior designer, but will she behave herself? An attempt to write humor after being challenged to do so
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Ranger M.
Can You Have Your Cake & Eat It? by Adalind reviews
6 months ago Steph made changes & quit bounty hunting. Her life went all to hell as she got blood on her hands to save a friend. Can she move on, will she fix her relationship with Lester, or will there be someone else in her life?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,564 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Stephanie P.
Reality Bites by Adalind reviews
Another one of my AU fics; one for the Bailey fanclub. Ranger has problems, a hell of a lot of problems, & a very bad day. Actually, I think I broke him. Don't worry, I put him back together again too. It's not a happy fic & Steph fairs pretty badly.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,931 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Ranger M. - Complete
Consequences by Adalind reviews
I've felt for a while now that canon Steph shows little regard for both her own and others personal safety while she does her job. A very dark AU look at how the consequences of her actions impact on those around her. Character death and a ton of angst.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
I Do Who? by Girliegirl1179 reviews
Part one of the 5 W's series! Ranger asks Steph to do a distraction in Vegas. Should be simple but with Steph nothing ever is. Someone's married but who? Please Review. Rated Mature. Warning for Language. The sequel is up.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Other Arms by Harmne reviews
Response to a Dare on a Yahoo group. Not my usual sort of thing...
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
Normal Time by Harmne reviews
Stephanie is fed up and decides she needs some time off...somewhere far from Trenton. Stand-alone, not part of Agreement series or Divine Madness world.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 80,673 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Lost in Translation by Ryl reviews
A quick and silly guide for translating the cryptic statements of our favourite characters.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/9/2009
Just the Way by tuck reviews
My first fanfic. Steph, Ranger and MM. Rated mature just in case. Morelli may appear, but it's more of a Babe story.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,172 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009
Hit Me by Ryl reviews
Two alpha-males unexpectedly meet in a bar and bond. Almost.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Ranger M., Joe M. - Complete
Hindsight by Devka reviews
It's said that your whole life flashes before your eyes when you die and with that fleeting thought, Stephanie Plum realized that it was true. She knew that her next breath could, and probably would, be her last. Even Ranger couldn't save her this time.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,778 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
Steph's not staying for dinner by tuck reviews
Steph has heard enough from her mother. WARNING: Not kind to Mrs. Plum and maybe Joe though he doesn't appear This was a challenge response. It's a Babe short, one-shot only.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
The Big Chill by aliaslaceygreen reviews
IT's OVER! THE HAPPY EVER AFTER IS HERE This is an origin story ---how did our favorite characters become who they are today? I'm a BABE. ANGST. not particularly horrible to Morelli
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 180,419 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Ranger's Plan by Odyssia reviews
Joe's doctor has some distressing news for him after his yearly physical. What does this mean for Stephanie, and how will Ranger use this news to his advantage? Babe. All done!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,230 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Steph's Super Sunday by tuck reviews
Babeish, one shot.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
A RangeMan Christmas by RangerCraving reviews
When boredom sets in at RangeMan, the Merry Men get into mischief.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Truth and Realizations by MiamiBabe reviews
A series of POV's that begin shortly before the end of EOT. Will Ranger be brave enough to let Steph know his true feelings or has he lost his chance? Will Steph finally make a decision? Is Joe ready to change?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,755 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 12/1/2006
Lies, Damn Lies & Statistics by Adalind reviews
There are Three Types of Lies: Lies, Damn Lies & Statistics. Sequal to AFILAW. AU Ranger story involving terrorists, guns, double crossing and a bucket load of angst.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008
Before the Dawn by cltaylor reviews
Bella finally gets what she wants most from Edward- eternity. Spoiler for all books- set after Eclipse. Rated mature for adult audiences.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stephanie's Survey by plumfanatic reviews
Stephanie is having trouble sleeping and decides to do an on line survey. This is from a long ago challenge and there was a request for more character surveys which will foloow this one. ALL IN FUN. Not my characters and not making any money from them.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2008
Basic Instinct by haleigh.l reviews
Because I couldn't come up with a better title. Just a short - Steph decides she's going to lend Ranger moral support whether he wants it or not. R rating.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Twenty Questions by haleigh.l reviews
Just a quick one-shot. Stephanie decides to play twenty questions with Ranger on a job, and gets more answers than she was bargaining for. Rating for language.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Cutting Corners by haleigh.l reviews
When Steph breaks up with Joe, she has to decide if she'll wait for Ranger to step up, or simply move on. Joe friendly, but there will definitely be a Babe happy ending.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,757 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Halloween Off by cinbru reviews
This is set a few months after Night OffNight Off 2. Not a 'Billy' story, but what happened as a result of that infamous night. Happy Halloween, Babes!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,605 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007
It's Now or Never by Akasha617 reviews
Faced with a big decision, Steph gets nervous. Oneshot.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Learning Thirteen by proudofubabe reviews
Follow Stephanie as she learns to take her life more seriously. Morelli friendly, but a babe story.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,059 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
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What I Did For Love! reviews
Eddie Abruzzi was murdered ... guess who the prime suspect is! Ranger makes another deal, but with whom this time and what's the payoff? Babe story with a guaranteed HEA!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 342,177 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 7/15/2008
Naughty or Nice? reviews
Ranger and Steph and a Christmas tree and a fireplace and a bear skin rug! Kashy's BCRUS Christmas Challenge.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Batman! reviews
According to JE's website, August 12th is Ranger's Birthday. Hopefully, this is how he celebrated it this year.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
The Name Of The Game reviews
The Name of the Game Sequel to As the Worm Turns, Steph and Ranger's Happily Ever After...or is it? Babe Fic, Joe friendly.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,171 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
As The Worm Turns! reviews
After a series of distraction jobs gone wrong, Stephanie seeks a little fun revenge.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 214,710 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Twas The Night Before Christmas At Ranger's! reviews
Ranger has been Christmas shopping for Steph.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
The Devil and Miss Plum reviews
Stephanie is stalked by the Jersey Devil, the myth or the man?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Batman's Underwear reviews
Is the uniform code at RangeMan changing? See how Steph handles these new developments. Just a little piece of fluff for a rainy weekend.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete