Author has written 5 stories for Star Wars, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Star Wars.
Hello, readers and writers. I am Jed’aii1298. My true identity is for me to know, no offense.
As you can infer from my username, I am a huge Star Wars fan. I prefer Legends over the Disney continuity, since Legends gave us Revan, Jacen Solo, Starkiller/Galen Marek, Kyle Katarn, and HK-47. The only things I really like from Disney are Kyber crystals, Rogue One, and Reylo.
I really enjoy crossovers, so most of my fics will be, you guessed it, crossovers. Most of my crossovers will be with Star Wars, of course.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
"Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source." - Iroh, Avatar: The Last Airbender
"War is delightful to those who have not experienced it." - Erasmus
"Look, good against remotes is one thing. Good against the living? It's something else." - Han Solo, Star Wars
“The future is not a river to carry us. It is the ocean in which we drown, if we are not prepared.” - Valkorion, Star Wars: The Old Republic - Knights of the Fallen Empire
“But what is liberty without wisdom and without virtue? It is the greatest of all possible evils; for it is folly, vice, and madness, without tuition or restraint. Those who know what virtuous liberty is, cannot bear to see it disgraced by incapable heads, on account of their having high-sounding words in their mouths.” - Edmund Burke
“Every time you try to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time.” - Steve Rogers, Avengers: Age of Ultron
“The greatest gift is a passion for reading.” - Edmund Burke
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.” - Groucho Marx