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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Hiiiii.

I'm just gonna copy and paste stuff now.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away…

Copy this onto your account and help stop racism!

Mummmy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbine students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or a show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.

88% of teenagers think that reading is a waste of time. Copy and paste this into your profile if your the 12% that thinks those people are nut jobs.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in la-la land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

I literally never update here anymore. I'm mostly active on my Wattpad, milkofthebamboo.

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The Extra Weasley by Triscribe reviews
"Good evening, Arthur." The patronus said, in Professor Dumbledore's voice. "I would greatly appreciate it if you and Molly were to meet me downstairs - I will be arriving shortly with someone I'd like you both meet." It was a little over twenty minutes later that the Weasley parents were introduced to a tiny five year old named Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,287 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 8/7/2020 - Published: 10/30/2015
SPEW by the dork knight reviews
Hermione's quest for house elf rights takes her to the biggest offender of them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Blossom PotterBlack by donalddeutsch reviews
Female Harry, raised by Sirius. Read along with me as I send us through her years at Hogwart's and beyond. Inspired by Kinsfire's Three of a Kind, but she really is a she, not a Metamorphed Male Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Harry P.
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 4174 - Favs: 4,751 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Somewhere I Belong by shadowarwen reviews
COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED...Severus Snape discovers a hidden truth about Harry's home life. And decides to take matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,355 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Eldora Najarro reviews
She's the sweetest girl in the village, ask anyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2019
Baby Gate reviews
Despite trapping James and Sirius, Lily knew the baby gate would come in handy. As usual, she was right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2019
My Little Girl reviews
A not-quite-four year old by the name of Harriet Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, and is given a new, happier life. Fem!Harry. WARNING: CONTAINS MENTION OF ABUSE! (On hiatus - SORRY!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 8/11/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
Little Hermione Reads Matilda reviews
Title explains. Super duper short one-shot, I just thought of it and couldn't get it out my head, thus, Little Hermione Reads Matilda. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2018
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