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Joined 04-30-06, id: 1036669, Profile Updated: 05-25-14
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Vampire Academy, and Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead.

Hi everyone, I'm Ashley, I'm a 23 year old living in New Jersey with a pretty uneventful life where I mostly just work a lot and sing the Kumbaya song. But there's actually not a whole lot of singing the Kumbaya song in my life. Anyway, this is an extremely old and sporadically used account that I am trying to revise my stories on, just because I don't want grammatically error-ridden works out there with my name on them, even if they are ridiculously silly stories I wrote when I was, *counts on fingers...* around 15 years old. If anybody today happens to read and enjoy my stories, I am very appreciative, even though I may not respond to reviews/PMs. Thanks for reading,

Ashley
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Win a Kiss by GuardianD reviews
When the VA gang decides to play some games like hide and seek,truth or dare and man hunt, what happens when winning gets you a kiss? Who wins and who gets kissed? I DO NOT OWN VAMPIRE ACADEMY! Dimitri isn't a strigoi!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,634 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Taking Steps by LynMcCallum reviews
All Human! Sort of Vampire Academy and sort of not. They're making a film of the series and they've found an actor of every character. Every character but one. Rosemarie Hathaway... RxR .
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 267,400 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010
Boys Next Door by AdriansGrl reviews
"I was sold when Dimitri came walking down the hall," I said seriously...Rose and Liss go looking for a new apartment what they find is much better. ALL HUMAN
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,278 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Last Sacrifice:Unbreakable Passion by Mari Roza reviews
*Updated* With tatiana's murder solved rose's future looking bright with no Rosie in sight things from unexpected places will emerge and its something that no one expects but All rose can do is live though it so what is it?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,948 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Rose H.
Cronofimia by Karaoke-Kitten reviews
Rose and Christian get the dreaded Cronofimia! Random outburts and sickness awaits them, uder the care of Dimitri and Lissa.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Christian O., Rose H.
Goodbye by heyshalina reviews
'I am writing to you today because I am going to die tomorrow. I just wanted to say one last goodbye.' A series of one-shots featuring every soul forced into the Hunger Games. Because everyone should be able to choose their way out. Read and review!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,809 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010
When It Comes Down To It by Sunaia reviews
Another Dimitri left Rose for Tasha story. Rose's life is perfect, she gets to take care of her daughters and gets to guard Lissa. But that all changes when Dimitri returns. What is Rose going to do? First fanfiction.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,762 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Dear Janine Hathaway by NecholeEJ reviews
this is a letter informing Janine that her daughter is no longer welcome at St. Vlads. sorry if this is kind of bad it is my first fanfic that i have ever writen. tell me what you think and if i should do a letter back to kivora
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Janine H.
Illusions of Shadows by KCHawkings reviews
A young woman, shrouded in shadow, chased by doubt and dreaming of hope. Who could foresee such a tragic end? A shadowkissed Anna story.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011
Forced to Rule by Dimitri'sfuturegf reviews
Rose Mazur is forced to choose of three suitors to marry before she turns nineteen...story better than summary...rxr! enjoy if if says rorced on your screen it is meant to be forced im sorry for the typo!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Rose H.
Vampire Chat by Karaoke-Kitten reviews
Extream randomness and a little OOC never hurt anyone. So why not have a little MSN chat? Slight Christian/Adrian in later chapters
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
I'll Fight For You by Hazelmist reviews
"Then why won't you go out with me?" James asks quietly, looking down at me with blazing eyes. There are many reasons why I won't go out with him. 1 He's a selfish git. 2 He's not my type and 3..."You would hurt me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 300,275 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Last Sacrifice by AshKirby reviews
My version of LS. I know this has been done numerous times but I'd like to give it a shot. Starts off with a prologue.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,478 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Open Mike Night by Sk8r4LifeAndEvenAfterThat reviews
So this is what happens when Rose Lissa Christaian and Dimitri go to a club with a open mike. AU R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Lets play a game by Lovee.Spell reviews
Rose, Dimitri and their friends deside to play games. how far will they take them eg:truth or dare
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Prank War by Karaoke-Kitten reviews
Most people do Guardian vs Novice wars, but an agument between Christian and Rose leads to a new kind of war: Novices and Mori going head-to-head in an all out Prank War!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Christian O., Rose H.
Git by JoeMerl reviews
One-shot, no pairings. A random, unnamed Ravenclaw student tries to do his Potions assignment, but may have a bit of trouble understanding Professor Snape's rules. Maybe some sucking up will help? Done for a contest on Deviantart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/7/2010 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
What's wrong, Rosemarie? by Karaoke-Kitten reviews
When Rose passes out in New Jersey it's up to Dr.House to find out whats wrong. But will he discove the truth about rose and dimitri first? RoseXDimitri
Crossover - House, M.D. & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - G. House, Rose H. - Complete
Not at Hogwarts by aspenandeleen150 reviews
Luna, Ernie, Hannah, Seamus, Nott, Fred and George have detention with Professor Trelawny but when the unsuspecting teacher leaves the room, the students band together and come up with a plan that will put them down in Hogwarts History.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,792 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Theodore N., Luna L.
I'll Be There by lilmissryry reviews
Rose has been back at the Academy for a week, and she decides to enjoy some time with Eddie. One-shot, decided to create this since BP didn't include Eddie at all. Real sneak-peek of SB at the end, from Richelle herself! NOT on her website.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Rose H., Eddie C. - Complete
Confessions of an Anonymous Gryffindor Girl by Girl Spoonerism reviews
Two girls in Harry’s year and house have been omitted from the series. One of them would like you to acknowledge her existence, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,079 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2006 - OC
Harry Potter and the Taco of DOOM by Caitlin-and-Emily reviews
I'm not quite sure what the title has to do with the story at all, but there you have it. Follow the adventures of Harry as he transforms from the loveable selfsacrificing bluegreen eyed boy we all know to the sultry, moody, EMO!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Harry P.
The Consequences of Reading Harry Potter by LipsSewnShut122 reviews
Ashley and Sam, get sucked into Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. Along their journey inside the relm of magic, these two teenaged girls will learn their true potential, get into lots of trouble and find love,in the most unexpected people.full
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,649 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/22/2006
Gone But Not Forgotten by lostindreams1001 reviews
It's Lily and James' last year at Hogwarts, and with NEWT classes, relationship drama, werewolf outings, and growing threats of evil, it's going to be an interesting 7th year for everyone. And the question still remains: can James finally change for Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 192,011 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Libmeister's Diary by BritEH reviews
the diary of Libby at age 14, after she finds georgia's diary.... chaos ensues after a number of bizaire events
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 9/12/2005
The Orange Ribbon by Panther 04 reviews
What happens when Hermione gets a horrible childhood illness? Who will help her get through it? Who is going to help her fight this new enemy? This story is based on true events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 94,434 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Pinintertion by Naniwoiutennen reviews
A Pointless Interrogation... Or it is? Yea, it is. Please read. oh..yeah... sorry about that. heh heh sweatdrop. revised... easier to read ch7 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006
Peris and Tally: Best Friends forever :littlies: by laurenla reviews
A story based off of the Uglies trilogy by Scott Westerfeld. Part 1 of 2, :littlies: is about the adventures Peris and Tally have as 12 year olds about to become Uglies. Watch for pat 2, :uglies: comming soon!
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
North and South Pole Magnetism by otherpartyfavors reviews
What would happen if Harry and Luna were both muggles? They would meet, of course, and possibly even more. Chapter three is here!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Once Upon A Really Random Story by Julianne Q. Grey reviews
A mixture of the classics, Cinderella, The Little Mermaid, even a hint of Snow White, with splatters of humour mixed in I own none! Readers wil be pulled in by the Harry Potter characters, and the five OCs. HarryGinny and RonHermoine pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Ginny W.
Ashwinder Eggs for Truth by Dizi 85 reviews
HIATUS! Hermione & Sev,,,,Yrs after the final battle, actions from Christmas Eve The Burrow lead to new romance,a change of life,& more complications for the Assistant Potions Misterss. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Boycotting Valentines Day by Buttamellow reviews
That is why I’ve come to the decision after thinking long and hard about it that I am boycotting Valentine’s Day… And Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Perfect by Burstie reviews
They were everything they hated about one another.They were perfect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fred and George's super duper ultimate prank week by Sally Valentine reviews
My first strait out Humor fic. Please comment, don't be to harsh. Fred and George get bored. Written by me, with original ideas from my friends and I, and some really popular funnies, like washing snapes hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - George W.
Unexpected by kristeh reviews
After the fiasco at the ministry, Voldemort has disowned the Malfoy family. Fearing for their lives, they must live among the muggles. Little did they know, their new neighbor would be Hermione Granger. My first fic, so please R&R! HGDM disregard HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
a moment after by blood sugar love reviews
It didn't occur to Ron then. It doesn't occur now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Ron W. - Complete
The Ultimate Harry Potter Parody by gamergirl8901 reviews
The title says it all! It's just a big parody of Harry Potter fanfiction. Hope you enjoy it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Of Wizard Chess, Challenges and Love by LilKayCee reviews
James and Lilly have always been mortal enemies – but what happens when they decide to settle their arguments by dares and challenges– and go through the consequences the losers face? Will their love be triggered? LxJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,069 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter and the 7th Book by cool-people-suck reviews
My Version of the 7th book. starts kinda slow but PLZ stay with it, it gets betta... i promise.. You will find out who RAB, is how Ron and Hermione end up together, and of course the final battle. plz R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
Draco's Boggart by MLissagirl reviews
Ever wondered what Draco's ultimate fear is? This is Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Felix Felicis by cool-people-suck reviews
HBP SPOILERS DONT READ UNLESS U HAVE READ HBP...Well we all remember when Lavender ditched Ron but we didnt really know how.. until now. RHr & little bit of HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Troubles with Kids by Siv the Fish reviews
A mismade spell turns Ron, Harry, and Hermione into 2yearolds. What does snape have to do with all this? Find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,396 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Not Your Average Fairy Tale reviews
Post-Bloodlines. My version of The Golden Lily. Sydney/Trey, Jill/Micah pairings, but subject to change as the story progresses. To be updated soon!
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Sydney S.
Vampire Academy Roast reviews
The gang gets together in the spirit of making fun of Rose. Based after Spirit Bound. Changed rating to T for adult humor and mild language!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Dear Mason reviews
Letters to Mason from the VA characters. Going to be followed by letters to Adrian, Lissa, Dimitri, etc. Title is subject to change.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Rose H., Mason A.
Alternate Spirit Bound Scene reviews
Oneshot. Instead of at Court, Dimitri's trial is held on the Maury Show.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Voldiepoo and the Quest for Acid Pops
Dumbledore wants Acid Pops... Badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Right When I Needed reviews
/ ABANDONED! /
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
Beyond the Ruins reviews
A group of friends find the ruins left behind of a miraculous castle, but only one can see what is actually inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Legs reviews
Oneshot. Harry has a hairy little secret... Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Why Must There Be Fuzzy Pink Bunnies! reviews
One Shot, complete. Harry forms an allegiance with his former mortal enemy, Voldemort, to unite against a horror worse than anything imaginable; the uprising of a league of fuzzy pink bunnies. And it's not even that they're deadly bunnies, but just the fact that they exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How Ronald Weasley Finally Got Some Sort of Groove reviews
Complete! Ron: Hermione, I was hoping you could help me get my groove back. Hermione: Ron, you never had a groove.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For reviews
A Hermione Granger Story. Harry has developed a crush on an unwilling Hermione, who goes to great and unusual lengths to destroy every last inkling of his desire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Day Albus Dumbledore Went Psycho reviews
Tis a story of what happens when the famous trio stumbles upon a new classroom to find their headmaster doing the unthinkable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete