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Okay, you guys. I want to apologize. I've tried to take on too much at once and that is MY FAULT. :( I'm sorry. I can't update my stories right now and, if I can, I'm deleting them. I've tried to write stories that other people want to read but that's not what being a writer is about. I need to take some time and take a break from writing. Maybe someday I'll come back with even better stories. Until then, please remember me. And I'm sorry. :(

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Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Why Does Love Do This To Me? by zabinisgirl reviews
He hurt her, so she left. Now Lily's back with a vengence ready to impart her wisdom on the British Auror Department. But, after 4 years away, things have changed & Lily's about to find out how different they are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,378 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Marauders' Papers by lupin-is-awsum reviews
Bits and pieces from the Marauder Era collected to understand what exactly happened at Hogwarts during the time of Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew. Told entirely through notes, detention slips, homework, essays, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,341 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005
Passing Notes In Class by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
Lily, and the Mrauders passing notes in various class. And sometimes, it's easier to reveal some things in paper than facetoface, but not for long. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Love Conquers All: The Harry and Draco Saga by AraKitten reviews
A sort of sequal or companion story to Love Conquers All. A parody of bad HarryDraco slash. Features weird pairings all around. Now revised and updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Prefects Are People Too by yuliethco92 reviews
This is a Harry and Hermione fic.There is also Ginny and John, my own original character.Well... Im not very good with summaries so go read... :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ask Sirius by immovinout reviews
What if Sirius Black gave out advice? Well, read and find out! Complete. No real pairings but if your smart you can figure out one or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and Jesus Vs The Mary Sue Army by VinylApproach reviews
It's seventh year and things are bad, real bad. Will Harry and his new Defense against the Dark Arts teacher be able to save the world from the manifestation of adolescent fantasies? Read, review and enjoy! BEHOLD CHAPTER 3!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006
Tom Riddle and the Stix of Pixie by hippy.intellect reviews
What happens when Lord Voldemort gets a sugar rush? COMPLETELY RANDOM!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
I Should Be The Only One You Kiss by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
a oneshot about when Petunia over hears James telling Lily about the Dementors
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Oil and Water by evertnl reviews
Lily becomes aware of The Marauders' largest secret. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Maybe Tomorrow by hpfan99 reviews
Once again, James plans to ask out Lily. But this isn't like any other day... Today is the day! The day that Lily Evans will say 'yes! Please read and review...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Don't Wait Up For Me by it's not over reviews
Angelina had cut herself off from everyone else because she thought that would make her stop wanting Fred. This doesn’t work though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2006 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Temptation by Snow Empress reviews
What guy would turn down a girl in skimpy clothing who is throwing herself at him? For Ron Weasley it’s not even a question. Very fluffy. Mainly for girls, guys might not like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Ron W. - Complete
Stuck In the Lift by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Lily Evans. James Potter. Stuck in a lift. Need I say more? LJ. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Impromptu inspection by The Next Marauder reviews
What happens when McGonagall conducts an 'Impromptu inspection' on the Marauders dorm? Read on to find out! OneShot. Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Views by Nic the Nefarious reviews
Remus shares a few questionable viewpoints on certain topics. Sirius is well... less than amused. One Shot, Drabble, Random.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Suspend the suspense by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily and James lock themselves in the dorms for a night of naughtiness, forcing Sirius and Remus to sleep in the Shrieking Shack. SiriusRemus one shot, silly bantering, and eating of the face in a kissing sense .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Big Question by The Werewolf Mage reviews
James enlists Sirius to help him prepare his proposal to Lily. Maybe he picked the wrong person.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Too Old, Too Poor, Too Dangerous by Dudette13 reviews
Remus knew Tonks was too good for him. He accepted that. So why couldn't she? RLNT oneshot. Rated for minor language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Looks by The Next Marauder reviews
Lily Evans has many looks fo James, but how did they change over the years? JL James's POV OneShot. Please read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Call of the Wolverine by ridesandruns reviews
A bored Wolverine and a cell phone mean trouble.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Scared, Weasley? by SenatorSolo reviews
'I'm sorry, I . . a . . . just, I'll leave now,' Ginny stammered as Draco advanced on her, backing her into a wall. 'Scared, Weasley' Draco whispered.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,884 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
What I want by Blonde Babe reviews
Lily Evans wanted a nice guy...ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Spelling by MissLinuxthePenguin reviews
Lily Evan's biggest pet peeve besides Potter? People spelling her name wrong. [LJ] [oneshot] [drabble] [fluff]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
On the Rooftop by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A year after Sirius' death, Tonks wakes to find her sweater vest wearing werewolf isn’t by her side and discovers him sitting on the roof, stargazing. RemusTonks. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mystical Bubbles of Truth by Caitlin-and-Emily reviews
Come for the adventure, stay for the sexual tension. Parody of the 4th movie... not book...movie! Enjoy! R&R. Parce que we love you! :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Complete
Happily Ever After by Solana13 reviews
A fluffy little peice about Ginny and Draco telling their children a bedtime story. Bad summery, but read it anyway. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Desperate Times by BurpingBubbles reviews
It's Christmas morning, and Lily is refusing to wake up. Shock. Horror. What measures will James, Sirius and baby Harry go to in order to rouse her? Which ones will actually WORK? Merry Christmas to you all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter: The God of Smelly Midgets by Caitlin-and-Emily reviews
Parody thing of the second movie...NOT BOOK, this has NOTHING to do with the BOOK. Really incredibly, sometimes painfully random. Please enjoy. And review. Please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Complete
Rest Assured by nycgrl reviews
He had never felt as nervous and as much of a fool as he did that night in her room. He supposed that’s what people think of when they think, the things we do for love. RLNT, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Natural selection by ridesandruns reviews
A Wolverine. A beagle. Just watch the damn dog, Logan.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Howlite by mercutio-rane reviews
What does it take to infuriate an auror who loves you? Remus finds out the hard way. A Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Catching Up by Emmeline Black reviews
Tonks, Remus, and Sirius are sitting around talking and Sirius asks some very...personal questions...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Only One More Lonely Night by Elizab3thBlack reviews
Remus J. Lupin wants to protect Tonks from himself. So when he turns her down flat he has to learn jealous is a cruel, cruel potion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,412 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Great Scott by ridesandruns reviews
Jean plus JellO shots equals TMI
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Jean G., Cyclops - Complete