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The Legacy of Ancestors by shademaster546 reviews
In the summer before his fourth year, Harry is brutally tossed out of his home. Finding a special new place to stay, Harry sets out on a journey to preserve a magic long since forgotten by the modern world, with the help of some new friends and allies. Eventual HPDG. My first Fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,836 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 7/31 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Boy Who Lived, The Brightest Witch and The Boy Who Wasn't by dragonfly117 reviews
A single conversation between Hermione and Neville in November of their fourth year changed the course of Harry's friendships forever. Eventual HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,266 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 5/25 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L.
Where the Wild Roses Grow by Linkin-Phoenix reviews
When Hermione is asked to the Yule Ball by Viktor Krum, Harry is stuck without a date, until he asks Fleur Delacour at least. This does not please Dumbledore or a certain Weasley Matriarch, but the plans of Lady Magic are not to be trifled with. Soul Bond Story Prompt. Harry/Fleur/Hermione. Warning: Weasley Bashing & Manipulative Dumbledore. (No Horcruxes.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,564 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 4/7 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.]
Rita and Harry by Lord Jeremy Silver reviews
"What about the interview?" says Harry. "Don't you worry about that. Let's have fun instead." says Rita.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
Home Is Where the Heart Lies by SweetShireen reviews
Harry wishes he could go back in time and tell his younger self—always so lost, desperately searching for a family and a place to belong—that the answer was there all along. Right there next to him. Post-Hogwarts HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,081 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 5/24 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
All It Takes Is One Girl by StevenTLawson reviews
A cracky oneshot of considerable length, that takes place during the fourth year. It's crazy, wacky, full of plot holes, fixes for plot holes, tons of lemons, angst, everything. It's a fun read, so don't expect anything too serious.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 44,239 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 1/15 - [Harry P., Amelia B., Fleur D., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Howlers by kaystar742 reviews
Molly Weasley has always shouted first and asked questions later. This time Harry thinks she's gone too far, and decided she needs a taste of her own medicine. My submission to the 2020 Harmony & Co Prompt Bank Garage Sale, Prompt is in the notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,324 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/18 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
His Inspiration by tweety-src-clt9 reviews
With the help of the Mirror of Erised, Harry Potter finds his inspiration to keep on fighting. For AnaiyaRhayne.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/13 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wait, what? by Jem Doe reviews
"I've just had the worst day,", said Daphne, sitting by Harry's side. Harry kept eating slowly, and Hermione looked from one to another as Ron spluttered. Both were ignored summarily by the other two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 8/11/2017 - [Daphne G., Harry P.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Dangerous by Linkin-Phoenix reviews
Harry is in trouble, he needs a date for the Yule Ball and Hermione has the perfect solution. Or at least, it would have been perfect if two little words hadn't conspired to ruin their night and possibly their friendship. Warning: Ron Bashing. Harry/Hermione/Fleur Neville/Daphne Viktor/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,571 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 1/14 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.] Neville L. - Complete
Before She Can Rest by christinemarie13 reviews
Hermione travels back to fourth year to right some wrongs. Time-travel. Bamf!Hermione. Two-shot. M for violence just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,379 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 9/2/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Stolen Moments by tweety-src-clt9 reviews
They couldn't be together because their love was stolen from them. So, they forced themselves to be content with a few stolen moments until it's no longer enough. Invoking Aphrodite's blessing, Harry and Hermione begged for a second chance. Maybe this time, they can love without interruptions. Harmony & Co Lyric Llama. ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/1 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Weak, Wet, and Wild by tweety-src-clt9 reviews
Hermione Granger wanted a boring and hassle-free NEWT year with Voldemort gone. She was determined to get perfect scores and to just enjoy her last year at Hogwarts. Instead of being the supportive best friend, Harry Potter was determined to make her weak in the knees with wet knickers during their wild sexy times all year round... How would she survive her final year now? PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/14 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Poked A Dragon by Zetasigma reviews
The loss of someone closest to Harry shows why the Hogwarts motto is apropos. He now has two missions in life, missions which would make any dragon proud; fierce care of what means the most to him and revenge against those who would do him or his harm. See how he handles the burdens of the end of 6th Year and The Hunt with these new mantras. HP/HG, NL/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,408 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 3,510 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 8/19/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Neville L., Luna L.]
Sizing Up by tweety-src-clt9 reviews
For many years, witches fantasize about Harry Potter and ALL there is to him. After the wedding, Hermione unlocks the secret every witch wants to know. ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/19 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Dream It's Over by Linkin-Phoenix reviews
[One-Shot] The War has been over for six months, but the guilt is eating away at Harry and now he thinks he's found a way out. Is there time left for Hermione to save her best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/10 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Andromeda T., Kreacher
Wrong Move by elvander72 reviews
Harry is found Guilty at his trial at the start of what would have been his 5th year at Hogwarts. As a result he is exiled from Great Britain. Possibly the wrong move on their part. One Shot at this time
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 122 - Published: 1/12 - Complete
Queen of the Yule Season by tweety-src-clt9 reviews
Hermione's bitchy cousins want Harry Potter. So, as a courtesy, they challenge her to change her status as Harry's best friend to his lover before the year ends. If not, she has to help her cousins score a date with him. Whoever said that it was just blokes who make bets about women they fancy? Will Hermione be the Queen of the Yule Season or will she lose again?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,739 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/28/2019 - Published: 12/12/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Forsaken at Christmas by tweety-src-clt9 reviews
Hermione loves keeping things organized. When her Christmas plans get canceled one by one, she is resolved to spend the holidays alone. Ironically, Harry Potter has the same problem. Since misery loves company, they spend the holidays together. As each activity on their Christmas bucket list gets crossed out, the line separating friendship and love gets blurry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/25/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Christmas Vouchers by tweety-src-clt9 reviews
Feeling guilty for not giving Hermione a Christmas present during their first year, Harry Potter decides to rectify his mistake by giving her personalized vouchers. Every year, it became their Yule tradition to mark their friendship. Thinking about a grand scheme for his proposal, he looks back on the chronicles of their relationship outlined by Hermione's Christmas Vouchers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/25/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Witches Rule by tweety-src-clt9 reviews
Hermione sends Harry a letter about overspending on her book budget. Since she had a very graphic way of explaining things, he could do nothing except wait until he sees her again. ONE-SHOT. Written for Harmony Shippers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/24/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Drunken Friend by ALRYM reviews
Sometimes, you just need to make sure your friend gets home. No matter how annoying, unreasonable, childish, or drunk-dumb your friend might be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/23/2019 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Eventful Summer by Harry50 reviews
"Dumbledore said that we shouldn't write to you so that the owls would not give out your address. I argued that you needed your friends as much as you needed the security, but he dismissed my words. Then I thought that neither he nor the enemy would be able to trace phone calls." (Harry,Hermione) Updated every other week.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,516 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 12/21/2019 - Published: 6/22/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Kiss on the Balcony by tweety-src-clt9 reviews
Harry Potter was young when he first met Hermione Granger. Who knew that years later, their first meeting would be reenacted on the most important day of their lives? A one-shot based on the song, Love Story by Taylor Swift.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/20/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Raunchy Christmas Messages by tweety-src-clt9 reviews
Head Auror Potter receives a shocking text message from Minister Hermione on the last workday before Christmas Eve. Things are bound to heat up at the Ministry of Magic. Fluff and Smut Galore. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/18/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pranking The Tournament by Gardevoir687 reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,256 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Bleeding Heart by tweety-src-clt9 reviews
Another Halloween and another tragedy for Harry Potter. This time, it's a broken heart. As he pours his heart out in front of his parents' graves, Hermione discovers his deepest secret making her decide to rectify his current Halloween troubles. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/31/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Exerting Control by tweety-src-clt9 reviews
After the war, Harry's inner demons unleash a darker and more dominant side of him that seeks to exert control in all things, most especially on the one woman he's been secretly in love with for so long. Will Hermione be able to heal him and can she take all of his pains away? A BDSM story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,276 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 10/13/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Energy Sight by Cookymons reviews
In this world not only did Harry die in the forest but most of his friends were lost in the war. He wakes up with several strange people around him who offer to send him back to try again with new powers and abilities. Very strong Harry only to try to equal out how strong Voldemort really was. Multi-paring. Mild Character bashing, mostly Malfoy, Snape. M for later Chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,179 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 10/17/2019 - Published: 6/8/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Ginny W., Hermione G.]
Nerds Win In Life by tweety-src-clt9 reviews
Hermione's musings during her 40th birthday. Her reflections on missing her prince charming as she recalls her love for fairytales as a little girl. And the most beautiful birthday surprise - ever. Fluffy scenes ahead. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/5/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
If At First by CoastalFirebird reviews
Harry died before his time, and his death is not happy. He did not achieve all that he was supposed to and he will be give one more chance to do it right. More inside. HAS BEEN EDITED CHAPTERS 1-10. NEW CONTENT IN ALL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 108,788 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 8/12/2019 - Published: 5/21/2011 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Written Secrets by Untold Harmony reviews
Everyone has secrets, even her, and that's perfectly fine thank you very much! Hermione just never thought Harry would find out about it. [One-Shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/31/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Seducing Hermione by tweety-src-clt9 reviews
Post-war AU. Harry Potter waited nine years for Hermione to notice him but she was too bloody focused on her career. Tired of the passive-aggressive approach, he creates a grand scheme that will get her to see him as a desirable romantic partner. He will do whatever it takes for them to get together so, let the seduction begin...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,544 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/19/2019 - Published: 6/15/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Perfectly Arranged Betrothal by Leyrann reviews
Harry finds out he has a betrothal contract with Daphne Greengrass. Somehow, the situation feels familiar. Well, except for the surprise at the end. Oneshot, very meta. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/5/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Not My Problem by Neale reviews
AU as usual. Had the urge to try a 'Magical Britain can fix it's own problems, I'm leaving' story. Harry is his mother's son and brilliant in this one. HP/HG/LL and NL/SB/MJ core links and AD/VD/MD and Weasley bashing galore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 121,514 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/9/2019 - Published: 2/14/2019
Ilha da Queimada Grande by monbade reviews
Harry kills Voldy at the ministry. Dumbles pulls his manipulation and Harry reacts. This is a Dumbledore and Molly bashing. This is a one shot around 17.4k Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,399 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 277 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Up Yours Dumbles by monbade reviews
After the Tri-Wizard tournament. Harry is alone, abandoned by his friend during the 4th year and his Godfather and Remus afterwards. Then one morning 2 weeks later he receives a letter. A letter written by his mother and his life changes. (Dumbles, Molly, Ginny and Hermione bashing)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,116 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 3,477 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 2/21/2019 - Published: 11/4/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Taking a Walk by tyrannicpuppy reviews
When Harry runs in on Hermione and Luna hanging out in the Room of Requirement, things do not go quite as he had been expecting. PWP. EWE. Rated M for a good reason! SMUT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,800 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 111 - Published: 2/14/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L. - Complete
Mulled Wine and a Bit of Courage by msmerlin13 reviews
Many things had changed since the end of the war, but Harry's boyhood crush on his best friend was certainly not one of them. Both newly single, Harry invites Hermione to come stay the night at his house in Christmas Eve to help him with his god son with the best intentions in mind, but fate has a funny way of bringing those who are meant to be together. Written for Harmony & Co. A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,370 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 158 - Published: 12/26/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Teddy L. - Complete
Blind No More by tweety-src-clt9 reviews
After the war, all was well in Harry Potter's world until he realized that the males now have their eyes on Hermione Granger. When he realizes he wants her for himself, desperate times call for desperate measures. Lord Potter-Black comes into action and performs the ultimate caveman move. COMPLETE. The edited version posted on A03 under tweetysrcclt9.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,977 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Finds Harry's Darker Desires by happyhoof reviews
After Ron abandons them in the quest for Horcruxes, Hermione reveals to Harry some new feelings. Will he return her feelings? Will she accept his desires? MATURE SMUT. HP/HG. Now a Two Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/20/2018 - Published: 12/19/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Correcting Mistakes by potterlad81 reviews
At the end of his rope, Harry makes a desperate bid to reclaim his life... all of it. A brief time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,820 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 404 - Published: 9/12/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Neville L. - Complete
Unexpected Happiness by SehunsBae37 reviews
Hermione wakes up from a drunk night with Harry, both agreeing that it meant nothing and the truth won't hurt anyone as long as no one knows. However Hermione will have to literally bear the consequence of their drunken night. With the truth of their infidelities possibly surfacing, along with her growing stomach, Hermione must decide is she really happy keeping it all secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,106 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 5/18/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Tooth Fairy by Neale reviews
Another AU HP story, Six year old Harry has his teeth smashed in by his cousin and escapes with magic, only to arrive in the middle of the street right in front of the Grangers' car. As usual this is primarily a Harry/Hermione story because Hermione isn't an idiot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 95,662 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Complete
Negotiation by rezakeene reviews
Harry Potter has little too much fun negotiating a deal with Hermione. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/13/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Afternoon Nap by ALRYM reviews
A couch. An afternoon. Time well spent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/20/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Dance by Harry50 reviews
Many girls ask Harry to choose them as his date for the Yule ball, but he chooses the one that surprised him the most, eventually finding much more than he could initially hope for. [Harry, Daphne], [Neville, Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 3/3/2018 - Published: 12/30/2017 - [Daphne G., Harry P.] - Complete
Forbidden Knowledge by HPFANGIB reviews
After the Death of his Godfather Harry finds a note Book the Ministry has already killed for. It has forbidden knowledge, knowledge that harry has no intention of giving to the Ministry. Why should he after what they have already done to him and it may just be what Harry needs to have a life beyond Voldemort, maybe even beyond Dumbledore. I've written up to CH 6, mistakes and all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,396 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 7/16/2017
Yuletide Blessing by Harry50 reviews
What if Hermione decided to teach Harry how to dance before the Yule Ball?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,871 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 9/9/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Oh Hell No! by monbade reviews
Harry is entered into the Tri-Wiz tournament and his response is Oh Hell No!,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,609 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 5,251 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harmony Bound by flowerchild33 reviews
Harry and Hermione soul bond at the end of GoF. AU after. What happens when Harry and Hermione bind at a young age? How will that change their destinies and the path of the war? M for chapter 2 onward. My usual bit of smut mixed into the rest of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 235,295 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 3,352 - Follows: 2,968 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 2/11/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Potter Coven by flowerchild33 reviews
Dumbledore tells Harry everything after the third task and Hermione is determined to help Harry tackle it all. She finds a unique solution that will change their lives forever. She will awaken forbidden magic and great power that will shake the magical world and will definitely offer power that he knows not. The rating is for a reason. Smut with M/F, F/F and multiple relations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 200,593 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 10/4/2017 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Eloped by Harry50 reviews
A short one-shot about Harry after the Yule Ball
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 272 - Published: 9/1/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Fifth House by Erposhio reviews
An ancient power awakens, one whose help Harry will need to face his destiny. Follow Harry and his new Housemates as he takes up his destiny to right wrongs and set the magical world on the correct path. HHR. Assorted bashing, although with hope of redemption.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 153,192 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 9/25/2016
Harry's Slaves by oddcreature reviews
Harry needs control in his life, so he starts a meditation class Evil harry! Harem! Slaves! Rated M for a reason! If having a Harem, graphic scenes of sex and rape, being naked in public, controlling people, or just regular being evil upsets you, DO NOT READ! If I owned Harry Potter, I wouldn't be writing a fanfic. Now would I?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/7/2017 - Published: 2/5/2017
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6084 - Favs: 16,535 - Follows: 13,172 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
When Fate Intervened by LordVishnu reviews
My first attempt at writing. When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire Dumbledore gives him a choice. Either participate in the tournament or lose his magic and leave Hogwarts. The Headmaster would never have guessed that Harry would lash out angrily and choose the latter. Minor Ron and Dumbledore bashing at the start. Wizarding War on a quicker timescale than in canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 129,893 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 5,988 - Follows: 4,315 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 6,351 - Follows: 3,256 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: One shot by LordVishnu reviews
Harry Potter has always been unique. But what's he to do when he finds out just how special he is from someone who knows way more about him than he does. A commentary on HP FanFiction as a whole.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7109 - Favs: 14,648 - Follows: 11,544 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Lord and Ladies by Harry50 reviews
With Voldemort resurrected, Dumbledore needed to find a shortcut, enabling the light faction to gain power and stand a chance against the dark. The one he found proved very enjoyable for Harry Potter and some girls. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,269 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
Dolores and Hermiones slave and husband by bella swan the knight rider reviews
After Harry's farce of a trial he's in for a surprise Story is up for adoption.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 5/29/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dolores U. - Complete
A night of Love by Harry50 reviews
Sixth year. Padma asks Harry to help her with a problem, leading to unexpected results. [Harry/ Padma/ Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,741 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - [Harry P., Padma P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Time Travel Story by Stone Elbow reviews
I have read many time travel fanfics, and I have always found them unrealistic. This is the story of what Harry Potter would really do if he traveled back in time. Accidental time travel, back in time to 11-year-old body, one-shot. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 341 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Amelia B. - Complete
The new Mrs Potter by Harry50 reviews
Things start changing after the third task, and not necessarily for worse. Harry's magic makes choices for him and he actually likes the results. [Harry/ Hermione/Fleur/Multi]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,693 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 2,811 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 7/25/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.] - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 8,879 - Follows: 6,505 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter: Master of Death and RPG's by Victor.A.Seaswitch reviews
When Harry died, he expected to be reunited with his family. What he didn't expect were the words 'Game Over', or a figure named Fate to apologise to him. Harry has the chance to restart his entire life, but all he can think is 'why do these things always happen to me'. Rated T for language, may change later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,247 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Harry P.
A Second Chance at Life by JasonZ0654 reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death, after living centuries of battles and loneliness, he decided he had enough, and was more than ready to see all his loved ones in the afterlife. Death personally greeted him in front of the Veil, and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Harry/Multi; HP/HG/DG/AG/SB/TD/LL/FD; Super-Harry; Mind Magic; Time-Travel; AD/RW/MW bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,006 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 6,331 - Follows: 7,533 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Fleur D.]
Eyes by HarmoniousHerdFan reviews
Just a little story that popped into my head. Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 6487 - Favs: 12,609 - Follows: 8,888 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
The unforgivable love by xXxDomesticXxX reviews
Harry have found his one true love in Doloros Umbridge, but unfortunately this love is one-sided. So what must Harry do to win her love? One thing were certain he would not just give up on the love of his life so easily. He would do anything to get her love at last and would not rest before he succeed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 5/27/2015 - Harry P., Dolores U.
Hermione's Brilliant Idea by Ares.Granger reviews
A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 5,003 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Punishment by Gavr3el reviews
Warnings for this are inside. Please heed them. Complete Drabble. Enjoy or don't. Saku's Drabble Wars Prompt: Umbridge/Harry- He would never tell just how much the punishment really excited him. Except for when he was alone in bed with his hand and visions of Umbridge punishing him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
The Bounty by monbade reviews
Harry meets the most dangerous person he could ever meet. He meets a squib who reads and this squib helps Harry get over Cedric's death and gives him a trunk full of information that he's collected over sixty years. Voldy better look out, for the Bounty has been placed on his butt and their out to collect. was going to be 5 chapters but more now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,049 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Deaths Master by HPFANGIB reviews
What if Harry became Deaths Master before meeting Voldemort in the forest?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 139 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Fifty Shades of Pink by Potential Velociraptor reviews
"That's right. Because you know, deep down...you deserve to be punished. Don't you, Mr. Potter?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Dolores U. - Complete
Better Be- Ravenclaw! by Ares.Granger reviews
This story came from the thought that the Weasley introduction was a setup. This is NOT a time-travel story. The premise is that the Dursleys got him there very early and Hermione, being the perfectionist that she is, also arrived very early. Thus they meet and the glory of H/Hr begins. AU For now not a T rating, will probably change in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,769 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 4,757 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 8,359 - Follows: 3,600 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
A Nice Detention With Umbridge by GalenissJohannick2013 reviews
Harry arrives at detention. Things do not go as planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Dolores U., Harry P. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 9,093 - Follows: 4,523 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Lucky Harry by Pyrgus reviews
An accident at the age of six turned out to be a lucky thing for Harry Potter. It could get him all the things he had ever dreamed about and many things that he could have never imagined; girls, adventure, a home, and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,791 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 5,146 - Follows: 3,204 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Good Boys Don't Lie by Reinecerise reviews
Harry learns from Umbridge not to tell lies the hard way
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 4,165 - Follows: 1,081 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 679 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4335 - Favs: 10,979 - Follows: 5,359 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 6,599 - Follows: 3,332 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 5066 - Favs: 8,562 - Follows: 8,543 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Thing About Contracts Is by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 3,399 - Follows: 2,593 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Not Only No, But by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 625 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Teachers' Pet by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Ficlet set in a nebulous time frame to satisfy all the prudes and pervs out there. Strong sexual overtones and innuendo drive this tale of how to cheer up a very unhappy Harry. Harry/multi Just so you know, the apostrophe in the title is correctly placed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 8,580 - Follows: 2,233 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 5,583 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dominatrix by 18spashley reviews
Harry is tortured by Umbridge but in a good way. NC17 Harry/Umbridge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P., Dolores U.
The Heir of the Founders by The Cold Turkey reviews
Harry receives a letter regarding his inheritance after Sirius' death, changing the course of history for everyone in the wizarding world. powerful!Harry. Manipulative!Dumbledore. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,535 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 5,688 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bloody Hair, Bloody Harry! by MissIzzy reviews
Harry is too goodlooking to be legal. That boy has certainly grown into his body, if you know what I’m saying. …What? How did this start? It started two bloody hours ago after I suggested we study together. Bloody brilliant of you, Hermione! [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Cure For Nastiness by Walter the Wizard reviews
Harry uses the power the Dark Lord knows not, hoping to make Umbridge a better person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by aglondier reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 130 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spirit of Time by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Year of Discovery. Harry continues his quest to defeat Voldemort during his seventh year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 134,284 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/9/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Year of Discovery by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
Harry's sixth year at school. New connection to Voldemort. A budding romance with Ginny Weasley. It will be an interesting year. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,452 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter: One-Shot and Challenge Ideas Collection
Literally what the Title says. Rated M because i want to be safe for future uploads to this
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Published: 4/18