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Joined 04-30-06, id: 1036952
Author has written 23 stories for Firefly, and Angel.

Rayne

River and Jayne, oh, how I love thee! Seemly the most opposite beings in the ‘verse, they possess a keen dislike for one another. This tension adds to the immense passion that can be generated from the pair. The oh so wrong, it’s right theory can be inserted here. Be forewarned, once you go Rayne, there is no going back. Well not really, I know the interest is subjective but I live in a fantasy world!

One shots

Time to wake up: River sees into Jayne’s dreams and knows what he’s not willing to admit.

Dark Angel: On All Hallows Eve River decides to play a trick on Jayne. As if the eerie-ass girl didn’t already creep him out enough.

A Perfect Universe: Simon loves his mei mei and wants to give her everything. Can he?

Hades & Persephone: Into the underworld, she ventures, wide-eyed and mystified by the darkness of Jayne bunk. What happens when Jayne catches River lurking in his things?

The gift that keeps on giving: I was given the prompt "pr0n" and this is what resulted.

Life of a Merc: Jayne finally understands something his pa told him long ago.

Eerie-ass Island of Mystery: Firefly/LOST Crossover crack fic co-written with the lovely and talented Nutmeg610. It starts out with Jayne and Sawyer playing the drinking game "I never" and erupts into a silly, romantic adventure.

Series

First Love: Rating: PG-R River and Jayne experience what it means to be in a relationship for the first time in their lives. Sometimes comical, at other times scary, but most of the time, pretty darn sweet. Well, as sweet as two incongruous killers can be. Includes all other canon pairings. ~In progress~

River Tams Diary: Rating: PG-R Scattered journal entries offering insight into River’s jumbled mind ala Bridget Jones’s Style. River divides her time between obsessing girlishly over a certain untamed merc and counting the cracks in the wall. This ones crack-a-licious. ~In progress~

Bridget Jones Rayne: Rating: PG-13A series of completely separate ficlets inspired and or transposed from the Bridget Jones books/ films. ~In progress~

~New~ The Powers that be: Rating: R/NC_17 Firefly/Angel crossover of sorts. Set in the Firefly verse, Marcus Hamilton is elected by the Senior Partners to remove River Tam from the academy. Marcus has to coexisted with the broken genius, and their relationship is anything but harmonious. ~In progress~

Creature of Extraordinary grace: Rating: R/NC_17 Sex, jealousy, angst with a splash of tenderness. This fic is much more staid then my others. Mal and Jayne both vie for River’s affections and things end up a complicated mess. Ultimately, River has to realize which man truly owns her heart. ~Complete~

~Fanvid for COEG: Part I http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55zXEl8r-hc

Part II http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lij7ZrJL7A

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In the arms of the angel by steffy2106 reviews
An innocent demand starts a chain of events that bring Beth and Daryl closer together while something sinister and strange is stirring at the prison. All the characters will appear but please note this will be a Daryl/Beth (DETH) story.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,504 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Beth G., Daryl D.
Back from the Black by Lady Cleo reviews
The years have advanced and time has passed. Now comes the end of a parting. Continuation of Beyond the Black.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,865 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Jayne, River
Copper for a Kiss by LadyLefaye reviews
Jayne and River work on reconciling after his betrayal. Set after the events of “Ariel.” JayneRiver
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 8/17/2005 - River, Jayne
Angel by EreshkigalGirl reviews
The crew is informed about the Academy's newest science project, RT215042518, River's daughter. Upon her rescue, River has to learn how to be a mother.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,449 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
Choices by mik109 reviews
What could break Jayne? Rayne
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 114,402 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Bad Habits by May reviews
Jayne likes playing his guitar naked. River has a way of popping up when she really shouldn’t.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,182 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2005 - River, Jayne - Complete
Expert by Michmak reviews
“You can use me, if you need to,” she whispered as she slid to the floor and walked towards him. “It’s your job, after all. Your hands could make me work.” First story in The Little Things series
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Jayne, River
Ambrosia by Karanina reviews
After a night out on the town Jayne wakes up without a hangover, but with the one person he never expected. Will Mal dump him out the airlock for good? Or will Simon slice and dice him on the operating table? But Simon's just a little bit preoccupied.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,630 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Jayne, River
In Serenity's Stillness by whereistruth reviews
In the quiet of Serenity, Jayne thinks about the things he's accountable for, and River thinks about him. In the quiet, thoughts have no boundaries, and you do not have to touch to touch. ONE-SHOT.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Complete
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The Logistics of Sleep reviews
Simon & Zoe ficlet. Angsty-fluff? She needed more than just a Doctor...R&R
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Zoe W., Simon - Complete
The powers that be reviews
CH. 16, Revelations. River Tam, Marcus Hamilton crossover fic. Hate consumes her. Truth and revelation prevail.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,295 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 3/8/2007 - River
Domestication reviews
Spike and Illyria, or rather, Spillyria. Post-season 5. ‘Passions’ simply isn’t enough. R&R : D
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Spike - Complete
When Cobb met Fry reviews
My take on when Kaylee first meets Jayne, pre-series. Also including Wash. Oneshot. “She'd never been afraid of either him; or his guns.”
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Kaylee, Jayne - Complete
My Bodyguard reviews
Firefly, Buffy crossover staring Andrew Wells and Jayne Cobb, crew and OC slayer. Spike Who? Prompt, Hero-worship. R&R :
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Jayne - Complete
The Dead Don't Dance reviews
Spike and River crossover. River can't sleep...Written for the prompt, ghosts.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - River - Complete
Restless reviews
Jayne and Illyria drabble 300 words for the prompt "wicked". Firefly & Angel Crossover. There will be a follow up ficlet/fic to this.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Jayne - Complete
The Cold Light Of Day reviews
Firefly, Angel crossover. Inara Serra & Marcus Hamilton. They owned her...R&R :
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Inara - Complete
Cold Comfort reviews
One-shot/Missing scene. Jayne & Inara, set in between HOG & OIS. Inara needs something… R&R :
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Jayne, Inara - Complete
Fortune’s Fool reviews
Jayne & River oneshot. Blizzards, tarot cards and fate...R&R :
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Jayne, River - Complete
Never Been Touched reviews
River wants a boy for her birthday. PreRayne Pt. 1 of 2. R&R appreciated. :
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/1/2007 - River, Jayne
First love reviews
Dealing CH.16 Up!Jayne,River. The crew squabbles over the new job, but ultimately it’s up to River to decide. Someone’s not happy.: D Reviews most welcome!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,398 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Jayne, River
Jealousy & Sharing reviews
What are Jayne and River's fights about? Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Eerieass Island of Mystery reviews
FireflyLOST crossover. JayneSawyer fun, pure madness and a splash of Rayney goodness. Cracktastic! Part 1 of 2. Cowritten with Nutmeg610.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Jayne, River
The gift that keeps on giving reviews
River has found the spirit of the holiday. Everyone loves their gifts, will Jayne? Characters, All Post BDM. PreRayne.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Life of a Merc reviews
Jayne ponders the value of life. Characters: All, PostBDM W Rayne twist.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
River Tam’s Diary reviews
New entry: River Tam’s Diary VIII, Dreaded V. PreRayne. River has a blind date. From the sweet, disillusioned mind of River Tam, Bridget Jones style.R&R.:
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - River, Jayne
Creature of Extraordinary Grace reviews
River is torn between two loves, ultimately, who will win her heart? Complete. Maliver and Rayne.:D R&R
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,215 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - River, Mal - Complete
Hades & Persephone reviews
JayneRiver. A PreRayne twist on the mythological couple. What prompted Hades to become infatuated with Persephone? Post BDM.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/5/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
A Perfect Universe reviews
A Perfect Universe. Simon,River implied some Jayne,River. Simon watches, realizes and regrets. R&R
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Simon, River
Dark Angel reviews
RayneJayne&RiverHalloween.For the LJ Cobb&Tam challange.“She’s so cute when she’s being all psychotic and playful.” R&R :
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Time to wake up reviews
RiverJayne oneshot. Takes place immediately after the BDM. R&R If River was very quiet...
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/10/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
Bridget Jones Rayne reviews
Ficlet3: It’s Raining Men. It’s a fight. A real fight! JayneRiverMal Enjoy! P
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - River, Jayne