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Joined 04-30-06, id: 1037037, Profile Updated: 01-14-11
Author has written 8 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Battle B-Daman, Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

I'm also on Deviantart Totalbiscuitattack ... go there?

School is hectic at the moment so not much will get done during the term. Patience please! Both Alternate History 2 and Economic Crisis will be updated when I get the chance.

Disclaimer: If it isn't already made obvious enough by the name of this website (that is, fanfiction.net), I do not own, hold any rights to or make any profits from any of these pieces of writing. The plot lines are largely original, however setting, characters and scenes maybe taken from the work of others. This is simply entertainment made by a fan for fellow fans.

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Do you have to go? by pandaburger reviews
Germany goes off to war with Italy's good bye words haunting him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Butchery & Happiness by JACinthebox reviews
When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Magic Trick by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*hints of GerIta, crack, fluffiness* Britannia Angel manages to turn Italy into Chibitalia in an attempt to make him more manageable. COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,289 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Beware of Drop Bears by LarcSakurai reviews
Alfred plans a trip to Australia, who has a little bit of a trick up his sleeve
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2010 - America, Australia - Complete
Gone Fishing: The Fishing Failure Chronicles by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Previously titled Gone Fishing: The First of the Failures. First chapter is a prequel; the rest are just other random hilarious scenarios in which Link cannot fish. Most chapters feature the VOICE.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,705 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Link, Midna
Sonic Drabbles by Cytrus reviews
Random Sonic drabbles, 100 word pieces. Any and all topics. Drabble 20: Without demand, there is no supply.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Tails, Sir Lancelot
The Twelve Pains of Christmas by Isis Kaiton reviews
There are only twelve days until Christmas comes to Konoha. All the shinobi must deal with their own trials before they are ready for the holiday, but can they survive the insanity?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Tobi's Legendary Quest To Be Loved I by Higura Natume reviews
Our Hero, Tobi will embark on a Legendary Quest to find the Legendary love that lies in the hearts of all and win it over. Join our hero as he takes on this challenge to become a Legendary Hero! Deitobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,440 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Green Eye by LZ reviews
A cliched fiction where Amy tries to make Sonic jealous. He doesn't realize it and tries to make her jealous and blah... blah blah... anyway, check out the sequel, it'll be up soon.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,774 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Mad, Bad and Dangerous To Owe by Ninjagrrl reviews
Pure crack. Akatsuki are broke, but fortunately, exiled S class criminal organisations have their ways and means of raising funds. Like bake sales and puppet shows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Itachi the Akatsuki member goes to Candy Moutain! by Stealer of Shino's Glasses reviews
The most twisted parody of this you will find. XD Parody of: Charlie the Unicorn goes to Candy Moutain. Have fun XDDD rated for minor cursing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Sudden Changes by Aule Kuroyuri reviews
Bad at summaries so read inside.Might have a little bit of swearing. CHAPTER 6! LIKE FINALLY!
Battle B-Daman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,071 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006
Me, Myself, and Sonic by LZ reviews
Sonic moves into my house with his pals. This is the story of their adventures while under my roof. Will they ever escape? It's over, you can take it off your story alert now
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 67,975 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sonic - Complete
It's a Knux Life by Zukinn Chan reviews
Yes, like a vampire, or the dinner at the back of the fridge, It's a Knux Life has returned! A Knucklescentric Fic. with Randomness and just a little bit of plot! With Chapter 5, We still keep our characters, and still there is no properly founded plot! Y
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006
Parent Hood by Shadowrisen reviews
Rouge and Shadow have to look after a baby rabbit to be pretend parents. But will this have any affect on there friendship?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Shadow, Rouge - Complete
Sonic Team stars in Pinochio! by Kitsune-FFW reviews
Sonic team starring in Pinochio! With Metal Sonic as Pinochio, and a familiar face starring as the blue fairy, what chaos can ensue? Chap 4 is up! This is it!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Complete
Shadow's long, long night by Slayer Z reviews
Shadow unwillingy agrees to spend the night at Tails' house. You can guess what that means: adventure, a lot of puppy eyes, and guns! Read, review, and enjoy! Changed to T for small sexual references. X.x
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Shadow
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Why Germany Really Likes Italy reviews
Why does Germany stick by Italy and defend him in war-time, despite his uselessness and cowardice? What is his redeeming quality? "My kingdom for a..." Parody, rated T for France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Alternate History 2: The Chuunin Exam reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. The sequel to Alternate History. Set during the Chuunin Exam and beyond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,563 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Economic Crisis reviews
The economic recession is affecting everybody. Little does Uchiha Itachi know just how much it will affect his own life. AU, adult themes, shounen ai etc. This story does not contain a lemon, feel free to bring your own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,026 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Alternate History 0 reviews
The prequel to Alternate History. Spoilers included. This is Itachi in his younger years.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Alternate History reviews
What if Itachi took Sasuke with him instead of leaving him in the village on 'that' night? Contains spoilers for later chapters in the Naruto series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,565 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Big Bang Theory reviews
In which I make fun of the Big Bang Theory. Deidara's arm is what brought all of this into existence. WORSHIP! Haha. This is rated because it contains minor coarse language and some scientific content. On Hiatus for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Parody of BDaman Story reviews
I wrote this random thing ages ago. I have added an interesting uh... ANNOYING character which I made up, to the original plot line. On Hiatus and will be re-written in due course.
Battle B-Daman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007
The Poor Misleaded Life of Sonic & Co reviews
This is very random and contains many weird scenes. At first it is about Sonic and the fact he wants milk and cookies. Then it's the lead up to his birthday. I have to get around to re-writing and continuing this sometime. On Hiatus for now.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006
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