Hotaruset
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Joined 05-01-06, id: 1037404

I seriously don't see the point of writing fanfiction if you're not going to put porn in it. The stories/movies/TV shows already exist, and most of them don't have porn in them. So the only reason to write an add-on to the stories/movies/TV shows is to put porn in. Does anyone else get it? Who the crap wants to read a story about Harry Potter going shopping or some crap?

This story is about what would happen if Harry and Sirius went shopping together. Harry wants to get candy, but Sirius says "Oh no, Harry, you'll get cavities!" Ohh the hilarity!

So yeah, if I'm posting stuff here, you can bet your panties it'll be porn. Because that's the freaking point.

Wankers.

Cruising For Love by StrawberryMerry reviews
Orihime asks Ulquiorra to accompany her on a cruise to Hawaii. Unbeknownst to them, it's a couple's cruise. Forced to share a bed and pretend they're married, the two struggle with their growing feelings for each other.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 135,026 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra]