NautiBitzhide bio
 Author has written 25 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Angel. Buffy the Vampire Slayer fic writer since 2001. I'm pretty much all about Spike/Buffy, though I dabble in other pairings/fandoms. I'm removing most of my fic from this site, because I've learned they still have a policy against erotica. I won't support a platform that supports the censorship of perfectly legal artistic works. If you're interested, most of my fanfiction now lives at AO3 (ArchiveofOurOwn dot org) - search for NautiBitz. 2024 Update: I published a book! If you remember my old AU fic, Crave, I've adapted it into an original two-part duet called SLAP/BANG, and it slaps. And bangs. There is much slapping and banging. Book One, Start With A Slap, by Sirena Wise is available now on Amåzøn, on K¡ndle and K¡ndle Unl¡m¡ted. |
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That Thing reviews
Season 6 Spike/Buffy. Post-'Wrecked', Buffy is trying to think un-Spike-like thoughts when a certain obscene phone caller foils her plan. PWP. / Originally published in 2002
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/21/2023 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Under The Influence reviews
Season 4 Spike/Buffy. A few nights after their engagement spell, Buffy has to watch Spike. Problem is, a demon may have just spritzed her with a mind-altering substance. Will Spike seize the moment? Or will they just end up naked? HMMM.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/21/2023 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Wild Things reviews
Season 4 Spike/Buffy. Mid-Season 4, Buffy and Spike are compelled by forces beyond their control to do 'the wild thing' for hours... in Riley's bed. What will happen when they finally snap out of it? / Originally published in 2001
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/21/2023 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Skin on Skin reviews
Mid-Season 5, Buffy's got some kinks she needs worked out. Lucky for her, Spike's got the gift of healing. / Originally published in 2002
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/21/2023 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Captivated reviews
Season 3 Spike/Buffy. Spike's ruinous return to Sunnydale gains him an unlikely drinking buddy... and accidental naked bedmate. Who's to blame? Trick, the Mayor, Jack Daniels? All of the above? Can they fight their attraction long enough to find out?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/21/2023 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Heart Don't Lie reviews
Buffy and Spike face the consequences of a 'wild' night together. This smutty romantic comedy/drama re-imagines Season 4, with one very BIG addition...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/21/2023 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
At It Like Rabbits reviews
SEQUEL to the Buffy/Spike romance, HEART DON'T LIE. Ah, domestic bliss. It must mean something's about to change around here...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/21/2023 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Body Shots reviews
Season 4 Spike/Buffy: Faith, wearing Buffy's body, meets Spike at the Bronze ...and has her wicked way with him. When back-to-normal Buffy finds out, she's repulsed. Disgusted! Appalled! But is she also ...jealous? / Originally published in 2001
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/1/2023 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
All Over It reviews
Season 3 Spike/Buffy. Buffy's gotta stop an apocalypse in a really icky way. Then again, Spike's back in town and has just the stuff she needs... / Originally published in 2003. Continued at AO3.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/1/2023 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
One, Two, Three reviews
Faith teaches Buffy to live it up a little... and by "a little", I mean "experimenting with girls and 3-ways". Season 3 Buffy/Faith - until Spike gets in on the fun. PWP told in 4 POVs. Voyeurism. Femslash followed by M/F/F.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
Peaches & Herbs reviews
In an imagined Season 6, Spike and Buffy shed their inhibitions - and their pants - after a bite of enchanted fruit. / Originally published in 2001
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,083 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Sandman's Promise reviews
In the BtVS Season 4 finale, 'Restless', everyone involved in defeating Adam had a crazy, foreshadowy first-slayer dream. Here's one you didn't see: Spike's. / Originally published in 2001
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Something To Sing About reviews
Season 6 Spike/Buffy. Post-OMWF, the musical episode: What could have happened if Buffy and Spike's musically climactic kiss led to an actual climax. Pure PWP. / Originally published in 2001
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Temporal Insanity reviews
AtS Season 2 Cordelia/Angel fic. Cordelia meets a mysterious stranger. Sort of. "That's it, I'm out of here. I'm going home to my normal, everyday ghost. Not some stupid time anomaly who won't even remember me tomorr-AAAAAH!"
Angel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Angel, Cordelia C. - Complete
Looking For Trouble reviews
Season 5 Spike/Buffy. Post-'Checkpoint', Spike's Number One Fan, the Watcher's Council chick, returns to the graveyard for an 'in-depth' interview. Buffy catches them in the act. She's not pleased. Spuffy at heart. / Originally published 2008
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Sleeptalking reviews
Season 4 Spike/Buffy. Pre-'Hush', Spike learns that Buffy talks in her sleep. He may have a chip in his head, but he's still very, very bad... / Originally published in 2001
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Catch reviews
Post-series Spike/Buffy. Nine years after 'Chosen', Buffy and Spike meet again.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Different, and Not Better reviews
Post-'Grave', Dawn makes a wish to the still-active vengeance demon in her life. Tara returns, and wackiness ensues. No pairing, unless you count X/Bb. A not-so-sillyfic in answer to a sillyfic challenge.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Anya J., Dawn S. - Complete
Slaying In reviews
Post-series Spike/Buffy. BtVS Executive Producer Marti Noxon asked, "Can you really see Spike and Buffy in a condo deciding what they should watch on TV that night?" Here's my answer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2002 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Vanishing Act reviews
Season 6 Spike/Buffy. Post-'Gone', Buffy, Xander and Anya have a little mid-research chat about a certain vampire. Buffy bails, Anya gets suspicious, and Xander finally swims out of DeNile.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2002 - Buffy S., Xander H. - Complete
Truce or Dare reviews
Season 4 Spike/Buffy. Buffy makes an intriguing statement. Spike suggests a fitting game. Are the Scoobies bored enough to play? Sure they are!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/15/2001 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Checkmate reviews
Season 5 Spike/Buffy, during 'Checkpoint'. When Spike insults Buffy this time, she doesn't walk away.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2001 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Just A Taste reviews
Season 4 Spike/Buffy. Xander has just revealed that Angel was present during Thanksgiving. Buffy's mad. Spike is hungry.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2001 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Spirit reviews
Distraught over Buffy's death, a drunk and disorderly Spike visits the Summers home. Post-Gift fic. S/Dawn friendship.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Spike, Dawn S. - Complete
Enthralled reviews
Season 4 Spike/Buffy. A little offtime has the Scoobies watching a classic vampire flick in Xander's basement. The subject of hypnosis comes up: Can Spike do it? Buffy doesn't think so. Guess she'll have to be... convinced.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/4/2001 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete