NautiBitz
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Joined 08-27-01, id: 103780, Profile Updated: 07-20-10
Author has written 33 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, and Smallville.

BtVS fic writer since '01. I'm pretty much all about Spike/Buffy, though I dabble in other pairings/fandoms. If you like your fanfic fast and fun, with heart, humor, happy endings* and a hearty helping of smut, you may enjoy what you find here. Escapism, yay!

(*some less happy than others, but no one dies or anything.)

Go to NautiBitz.com for continuations of anything that's unfinished here, as well as reader favorites — and dare I say it, 'classics' of the Spuffy fandom — In Heat (my first, which was considered super-risqué at the time and launched a hundred fanfic clichés), Crash and Burn (a breezy teen AU beach read for which I also composed and recorded an original song; this one got about 5000 hits a day as I was posting it in 2003) and Older (a taboo AU Lolita-like love story that inspired several fanvids, tons of fanart and its very own fansite). These 3 works have won a combined total of more than 80 awards. (Disclaimer: this may come across as braggy, but so be it. It's all true, and I'm proud of my meager fandom accomplishments! :)

At my website, you will also find my personal favorite, the recent Don't Stop (a raunchy season 2 sex-brawl with banter galore), and links to my latest in-progress (but nearly finished) AU, Crave. (It's the first story I'm adapting into an original novel, so I'm especially protective of it. Therefore I keep it in a locked community.)

(I recently republished most of my M-rated work here when I realized FF.net was accepting it again, but I won't be adding the above stories -- they're too long and/or too sexually explicit. My site remains my most complete archive.)

Want to know when I write a new fic or update an old one? Sign up for my mailing list (over 4000 members strong!) or send an email to NautiBitz_Newz-subscribe@yahoogroups.com. (No spam, just update notices.)

NO RE-DISTRIBUTION. Links only. Please don't re-post any of my stories. Please don't post translations. Thank you!

A NOTE ABOUT PLAGIARISM: Don't do it. Call me crazy, but I don't like finding my hard work pasted into other people's stories. If I find out you've plagiarized me or any other author, I will make sure everyone knows it. If you're not clear on what 'plagiarism' means, the definition is here.

Fanfiction may be based on someone else's characters, but our words are our own. Don't be lazy. Use your brain. Be inventive. You'll see that no amount of empty praise will equal the feeling you get when you write something wonderful all by yourself. :)

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At It Like Rabbits reviews
SEQUEL to the Buffy/Spike romance, HEART DON'T LIE. Ah, domestic bliss. It must mean something's about to change around here... Ch. 6: The end!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,900 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Heart Don't Lie reviews
Buffy and Spike face the consequences of a 'wild' night together. This smutty romantic comedy/drama re-imagines Season 4, with one very BIG addition...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,513 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Under The Influence reviews
Season 4 Spike/Buffy. A few nights after their engagement spell, Buffy has to watch Spike. Problem is, a demon may have just spritzed her with a mind-altering substance. Will Spike seize the moment? Or will they just end up naked? HMMM.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Skin on Skin reviews
Mid-Season 5, Buffy's got some kinks she needs worked out. Lucky for her, Spike's got the gift of healing. / Originally published in 2002
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,650 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
All Over It reviews
Season 3 Spike/Buffy. Buffy's gotta stop an apocalypse in a really icky way. Then again, Spike's back in town and has just the stuff she needs... / Originally published in 2003
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,730 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Body Shots reviews
Season 4 Spike/Buffy: Faith, wearing Buffy's body, meets Spike at the Bronze ...and has her wicked way with him. When back-to-normal Buffy finds out, she's repulsed. Disgusted! Appalled! But is she also ...jealous? / Originally published in 2001
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,102 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Something Fast reviews
Season 7 Buffy/Spike 100-word smut. Buffy's late for work, with good reason... / Originally published in 2003
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Rather Be reviews
Sometimes the mind wanders to an unexpected place... 100-word drabble set during S2 'Surprise'. Buffy/Angel, with a surprise. / Originally published in 2003
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
One, Two, Three reviews
Faith teaches Buffy to live it up a little... and by "a little", I mean "experimenting with girls and 3-ways". Season 3 Buffy/Faith - until Spike gets in on the fun. PWP told in 4 POVs. Voyeurism. Femslash followed by M/F/F.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
Becoming Kate reviews
An extremely AU femslash twist on BtVS Season 2. Kate is the Slayer. William is her watcher. Faith, Buffy and Willow are lesbian vampires. Sounds crazy, I know, but hear me out... PLEASE READ WARNINGS. / Originally published in 2003
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Faith L., Kate L. - Complete
That Thing reviews
Season 6 Spike/Buffy. Post-'Wrecked', Buffy is trying to think un-Spike-like thoughts when a certain obscene phone caller foils her plan. PWP. / Originally published in 2002
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Peaches & Herbs reviews
In an imagined Season 6, Spike and Buffy shed their inhibitions -- and their pants -- after a bite of enchanted fruit. / Originally published in 2001
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Helpful Guy reviews
Season 3 Buffy/Giles. A slew of displaced demons are desperate for potential mates -- and slayers happen to fit the bill. When their pheromone heat wave hits Buffy, there's only one way to get her back to fighting form... PWP / Originally published 2003
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Buffy S., R. Giles - Complete
Back and Forth reviews
Season 7 Buffy/Spike. Feeling sexy after 'First Date', Buffy shows herself some love, but forgets that her live-in ex has vampire hearing. Leads to a tender moment. PWP. / Originally published in 2003
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Getting A Little Sexy reviews
In Season 7, Anya walks in on Willow and Kennedy in the act. Anya/Willow smut ensues. PWP. Femslash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Willow R., Anya J. - Complete
Clark Can't reviews
Smallville Season 2 Chloe/Lana smut... with a twist. Femslash.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Chloe S., Lana L./Valkyrie - Complete
The Sandman's Promise reviews
In the BtVS Season 4 finale, 'Restless', everyone involved in defeating Adam had a crazy, foreshadowy first-slayer dream. Here's one you didn't see: Spike's. / Originally published in 2001
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Something To Sing About reviews
Season 6 Spike/Buffy. Post-OMWF, the musical episode: What could have happened if Buffy and Spike's musically climactic kiss led to an actual climax. Pure PWP. / Originally published in 2001
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Captivated reviews
Season 3 Spike/Buffy. Spike's ruinous return to Sunnydale gains him an unlikely drinking buddy... and accidental naked bedmate. Who's to blame? Trick, the Mayor, Jack Daniels? All of the above? Can they fight their attraction long enough to find out?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,795 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Temporal Insanity reviews
AtS Season 2 Cordelia/Angel fic. Cordelia meets a mysterious stranger. Sort of. "That's it, I'm out of here. I'm going home to my normal, everyday ghost. Not some stupid time anomaly who won't even remember me tomorr-AAAAAH!"
Angel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Angel, Cordelia C. - Complete
Wild Things reviews
Season 4 Spike/Buffy. Mid-Season 4, Buffy and Spike are compelled by forces beyond their control to do 'the wild thing' for hours... in Riley's bed. What will happen when they finally snap out of it? / Originally published in 2001
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Looking For Trouble reviews
Season 5 Spike/Buffy. Post-'Checkpoint', Spike's Number One Fan, the Watcher's Council chick, returns to the graveyard for an 'in-depth' interview. Buffy catches them in the act. She's not pleased. Spuffy at heart. / Originally published 2008
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
As In 'Recent' reviews
A short, erotic Spike/Buffy addition to the S7 episode, 'Storyteller'. Is that "history" more recent than Andrew thinks? / Originally published in 2003
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Sleeptalking reviews
Season 4 Spike/Buffy. Pre-'Hush', Spike learns that Buffy talks in her sleep. He may have a chip in his head, but he's still very, very bad... / Originally published in 2001
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Catch reviews
Post-series Spike/Buffy. Nine years after 'Chosen', Buffy and Spike meet again.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Different, and Not Better reviews
Post-'Grave', Dawn makes a wish to the still-active vengeance demon in her life. Tara returns, and wackiness ensues. No pairing, unless you count X/Bb. A not-so-sillyfic in answer to a sillyfic challenge.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Anya J., Dawn S. - Complete
Slaying In reviews
Post-series Spike/Buffy. BtVS Executive Producer Marti Noxon asked, "Can you really see Spike and Buffy in a condo deciding what they should watch on TV that night?" Here's my answer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2002 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Vanishing Act reviews
Season 6 Spike/Buffy. Post-'Gone', Buffy, Xander and Anya have a little mid-research chat about a certain vampire. Buffy bails, Anya gets suspicious, and Xander finally swims out of DeNile.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2002 - Buffy S., Xander H. - Complete
Truce or Dare reviews
Season 4 Spike/Buffy. Buffy makes an intriguing statement. Spike suggests a fitting game. Are the Scoobies bored enough to play? Sure they are!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2001 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Checkmate reviews
Season 5 Spike/Buffy, during 'Checkpoint'. When Spike insults Buffy this time, she doesn't walk away.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Published: 12/15/2001 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Just A Taste reviews
Season 4 Spike/Buffy. Xander has just revealed that Angel was present during Thanksgiving. Buffy's mad. Spike is hungry.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2001 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Spirit reviews
Distraught over Buffy's death, a drunk and disorderly Spike visits the Summers home. Post-Gift fic. S/Dawn friendship.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Spike, Dawn S. - Complete
Enthralled reviews
Season 4 Spike/Buffy. A little offtime has the Scoobies watching a classic vampire flick in Xander's basement. The subject of hypnosis comes up: Can Spike do it? Buffy doesn't think so. Guess she'll have to be... convinced.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/4/2001 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete