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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, and .hack/SIGN.

All of my Naruto stories are officially discontinued n_n; Sorry about that. I wrote them years ago when I was actually into Naruto, but I've moved on and can't even remember how half the characters act like. I hope to write future fanfiction about my current obsessions (right now it's is .hack//GU, I even have story ideas ready 8D) but I am very lazy and might never get around to it. xD;

But thank you to all who reveiwed and favorited my older stories. It was a great experience writing for you.

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Center of the Universe by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker reviews
A series of Bakura based drabbles and one shots, mostly humor but there are some serious ones. Many MANY pairings. More than I have room to list. Hope you enjoy my twisted humor!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 28,141 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Yami Bakura
Unique Observations by Spiritfoxgirl reviews
Vidic orders Lucy and Desmond to pleasure him one night after an animus session. M/M/F
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Lucy S., Desmond M.
Going Through the Motions by jellybeansprout reviews
Tsuna's bewildered by Squalo's new attitude toward him. He suspects it's the Varia's belated method of revenge. It's nothing like that, but to be fair, Tsuna was never any good with understanding the thought-process of the Varia. Mild SLASH. 4427.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Squalo S. - Complete
Possessed by TrickyFrog reviews
A sword fighting lesson between Elliot and Oz goes horribly wrong. Elliot x Oz if you close your ears, but if not, Jack x Glenn.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Jack V., Glen B. - Complete
Never Did Run Smooth by fantacination reviews
The many misadventures of Elliot Nightray as he tries to woo one heir of Vessalius. Wherein Elliot is desperate, Oz is oblivious, and Reo's trashy romance novels aren't helping at all. Elliot/Oz , cracky humor fun.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Elliot N., Oz V. - Complete
Never Trust a Genie by coconut13 reviews
Sun Ce, Gan Ning, and Zhou Yu discover a genie, who possesses the magical powers to grant them any wish they desire. Too bad Wu is densely populated with idiots who don’t understand the concept of a literal statement. Havoc will be wreaked.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,998 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Separation Anxiety by transcendently reviews
AU; Tyl!Ryohei & Gokudera; 3 AM; coincidental insomnia
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - H. Gokudera, Ryōhei S. - Complete
Secret Santa to the EXTREME by UKELICIOUS reviews
“What is wrong with you, lawn head-” “Mistletoe.” 3359 RyouheiGokudera - Yes, you read that right.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Ryōhei S., H. Gokudera - Complete
Justice is Asking to be Shot by Silverone reviews
A rather complicated and violent relationship between an honor freak and a brat with a gun told in fifty sentences. KanetsuguxMasamune.
Samurai Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Subtle by transcendently reviews
And one day, Ryohei realizes something. Ryohei x Gokudera
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - H. Gokudera, Ryōhei S.
Logic and Excuses by rellik-tida reviews
To Ryohei, Gokudera was the kind of guy who can find reasons behind everything. Ryo59
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Ryōhei S., H. Gokudera - Complete
Fallacy by transcendently reviews
Ryohei is a freaking genius. RyoheiGokudera
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - H. Gokudera, Ryōhei S. - Complete
Arcade Challenge by MindStorm88 reviews
CHAPTER 19 Naruto begs Sasuke to come to an Arcade to 'loosen' up. See what happens Random. R&R! INCLUDES GRAPHIC SMEXY SCENES! NOSEBLEEDS AND DEATH CAUSED BECAUSE OF STORIES ARE NOT THE FAULT OF AUTHOR! Mentions of GaaraLee
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,569 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Of Palm Trees and Chibis by Amethyst Blade reviews
Set of EdxEnvy drabbles...mainly comedy, maybe romance later...rating just to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,711 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Envy, Edward E.
Love at first sight by MotleyKrew reviews
Just another Hermione Snape love story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cure for the Itch by dragon agility reviews
Sasuke and Naruto find themselves in an uncomfortable yet amusing situation... 'Sasuke! Bite my nose.' [SasuNaru oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trees by Sassy08 reviews
What is with him and trees? It's like a fetish or something! Zutara, OneShot, Short Drabble.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Like A Pack Of What? by Kishiro Kitsune reviews
The Yugioh gang goes on a road trip. A long, strange road trip in which random things happen. Contains OOCness, shonen ai, and the color pink. Yami x hikari, Seto x Joey, Mokuba x OC
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,018 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi - Complete
Why You Cannot Trust Bartimaeus Shopping by ValkyrieRavenfeather reviews
Nathaniel recieves a mysterious letter from his favorite shopping area. Is Bartimaeus at fault? Most certainly! Rated T due to very minor sexual references. I could probably get by with lower.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Trick or Treat by Lady Sakuram reviews
Ed deals with an Vampire while Envy makes a surprise for Ed. Hopefully it won't scare Ed to death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Ryou's holiday by WinButler reviews
Ryou and Bakura are going out, but Ryou goes on holiday to Egypt, and, coincidentally, Marik comes to visit his old friend Bakura. Will Bakura be faithful to Ryou, or choose Marik? BxM, SxJminor
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,049 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Feelings by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Putting truth to the statement, ‘Shino is like a cat. He does not necessarily come when his name in called.’ ShinoShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Shino A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Jumping to Conclusions by insert-clever-sn-here reviews
Sasuke and Naruto in the wilderness...what in the world are they doing?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The birds and the bees by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides it's his duty to tell his students about the birds and the bees, but they're not all too willing... are they...? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Q: So, Do You Love Me? by Blue Feather-Red Feather reviews
Naruto lost a bet to Sakura, so as punishment, he must interview Sasuke. A new feeling was discovered. SasuNaru and NaruSasu, shounenai, a bit swearing, a bit OOC b'coz Sasu bake cookies, randomness. Add some extra!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,503 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Trick or Treat by Drownedinlight reviews
...Trick. [SasuNaru oneshot] Rated for mild sexual scene
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Marik Is Bored by The Blonde Midget reviews
Marik decides to play a little with his millennium rod, for his and the others entertainment of course. Doing what exactly? Well...one example Make Anzu unfriendly! Humour!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Marik I., Yami Marik - Complete
It Wasn't Me by Blue-eyed Fox reviews
What will Naruto do if he was caught redhanded?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2006 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Warn Me Next Time by NT aka Aku-chan reviews
Sometimes, Daisuke wishes for a little warning before it all happens. Oh well. Daikeru
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Daisuke M./Davis, Takeru T./TK - Complete
My Precious by fruor reviews
Seto Kaiba was obsessed with ONLY one thing and Jou isn’t happy about it. SJ. Oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2006 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi - Complete
Got Your Nose! by Ilandere reviews
Naruto deems it his responibility to provoke a reaction out of Sai. But why do things always seem to back fire? SaiNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
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Partying with Haseo reviews
Collection of semi-related one-shots focused on different party combinations with Haseo. Spoilers, swearing, hinted pairings. Full Summary and more warnings inside.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Haseo
The Sleep Talker reviews
It's the middle of the night, Kabuto's reading a book, when a certain Uchiha comes in complaining about a leak. Oneshot. Light ShonenAi. KabuSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kabuto Catches On V1 reviews
First version. He finally caught on...took him a few months. ShonenAi. SasuKabu YES, Sasuke TOPS Kabuto. xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kabuto Catches On V2 reviews
-Discontinued- A better, rewritten version of Kabuto Catches On. Kabuto notices Sasuke's trying to seduce him. SasuKabu Yes, that's right OOC. Randomness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Choose You, KABUTO! reviews
Orochimaru has a super secret weapon that works EVERY time. Drabble Crack. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
The Epic Adventures of Three Idiots
-Discontinued- Story based on characters me and a friend made. About three Genin training to become Ninja. Rated T. Contains Shoujoai and ShounenAi, also some hinted Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,538 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
What's it Like to be the Uke? reviews
-Discontinued- While eating dinner, Sasuke asks a question that throws everyone off gaurd. Shonenai. KabuSasu, slight SasuNaru, and itty bit of OroKabu if you squint really, really hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
The VERY Abnormal Day reviews
It all started at four in the morning...when Orochimaru came in with a pink frilly apron. Randomness. Oneshot. Yaoi. OoCness. KabuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke Reads a Fanfic reviews
Sasuke reads a fanfic where a girl is paired up with him. Oneshot. Bashing fanfics with OC pairings in them. Don't like, don't read. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
CheckUp reviews
Orochimaru decides Sasuke needs to get a checkup. Oneshot. KabuSasu. ShonenAiYaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete