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Joined 05-01-06, id: 1037881, Profile Updated: 07-01-15
Author has written 4 stories for Phantom of the Opera, and Harry Potter.

Ah, I see you have stumbled upon my profile. Welcome, though there isn't much to look at. If you've come wondering about story updates, eh, well, I'm afraid I'm anything but scheduled. The updates come when they come. But I'll try not to leave my stories hanging too long.

About Me

Name: TJ
Does that stand for something? No, not really. I just shortened my first name to save you from having to try and discover how to pronounce it.

Girl/Boy?: Since TJ is a bit misleading, I feel the need to clarify that I am a girl.

From: Texas

Age: 23

Education: I have a B.A. in French and History and am currently working on my M.A. in History (specifically 18th century French history).

Relationship: Engaged! To a wonderfully awesome person who, whenever he eventually stumbles across this, will probably go wide-eyed, haha.

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, The Catcher in the Rye, Candide, Les Miserables, The Scarlet Pimpernell, Abhoson Trilogy, Phantom of the Opera, Inkheart Series, His Dark Materials, and many more besides

Favorite Movies: A Beautiful Mind, Sweeney Todd, Harry Potter (even though they killed the books...), Bernie, Pirates of the Carribean, Corpse Bride, Most any classic Disney Movie (personal favorite: Beauty and the Beast), Stranger Than Fiction, Amadeus (Mozart, you genius!), Snow Cake, and any other movie in which Alan Rickman makes an appearance ;)

Favorite Bands/Singers/Composers: Muse, Maximo Park, Spoon, Coldplay, Rufus Wainwright, The Killers, Mika, The Fray, Death Cab for Cutie, The Darkness, Maroon 5, Regina Spektor, The Beatles, Carole King, Death Cab, Five for Fighting, Gavin Degraw, John Mayer, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Patrick Doyle, Danny Elfman, Stephen Sondheim, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, The Hoosiers, Vampire Weekend, Coeur de Pirate, Hey Rosetta!, Eric Hutchinson

Music: I started music lessons when I was 4, and began piano lessons in first grade. I'm no genius at piano, but after 16 years I can get around the keys alright. I have played tenor saxophone for 11 years, 3 years of which were spent in my university marching band. Fun stuff!

Obsessed With: Snape, Music, Snape, Dr. Pepper, Snape, deep philosophical discussions on the lives of (non)fictional characters, Snape, the French Revolution, Snape, Maximilien Robespierre, Snape, Alan Rickman, and did I mention Snape?

Favorite Characters: Severus Snape (Harry Potter), Inspector Javert (Les Miserables), Holden Caulfield (The Catcher in the Rye), Jasper Hale (Twilight...only 'cause he's Texan. Not a big Twilight fan), Reverend Hale (The Crucible)

Languages: I think I have English down pretty well...though I swear I get worse at it as I get older, haha! I'm near-fluent in French, I know a decent amount of German, can get by with basic phrases in Spanish, and know random bits and pieces of Arabic.

Hobbies: First and foremost, travel. I doubt I could live without it. I've lived in Texas my entire life, and althought it's a good 6-8 hour journey in most any direction to leave the state, my family has been quite determined not to let this deter us. I have been to more than half of the states as well as Europe, Africa, and the Middle East on multiple occasions.

More Weird Stuff: Think I'm weird if you must, but I do in fact have an uncanny liking to that overly popular virtual pet site (oh, how awful it sounds calling it that) Neopets. It is true. But please understand my liking only goes so far as to have random HP discussions on my truly amazing Snape guild. Ashamed (or not!) to admit it, but share in this oddity? My usernames are Roonil_Waslib26, Winky9188, & SnivellusxSupporter. Send me a message and we can disucss the awesomeness of Harry Potter. It really is most addicting, despite TNT's resemblence to something from the novel 1984.

Truth is I am rather odd. I'm not afraid to admit it.

My Fanfiction

To those of you that know me in real life, since there are a fair number of you that have come across my fanfiction name, read at your own risk. I've got a weird taste in fanfiction, I'll grant you that. Let's call it my alternate personality. We all have one whether we admit it or not, so no judging! xD

For the Greater Good: In Progress My favorite by far, though, I haven't uploaded much. While I have always enjoyed a good villain, I must know their reasoning behind their actions, and this is my attempt at discovering the true actions behind Gellert Grindelwald. Slash fan? Well, I can guarentee it will happen. What's a Grindelwald fic without a bit of Albus? However, I don't intend to make this the "romantic" type just for the heck of it. I do hope to get more of it up soon. I wanted to get a bit farther in the plot line before I continued writing for fear I would have to do a bit over again.

An Encounter With the Phantom: Complete I wrote this a long time ago for a despised English teacher, or rather student teacher. While I did enjoy writing it, and I was rather pleased with the outcome, it is not exactly an amazing sample of my writing. I was forced to write it for school, and while I try not to let it, that does tend to damper my creative skills. And yes, I did name the character Leroux on purpose.

Loyalty Undying: Deleted Well, I did it. I deleted it. Sad stuff, I know, but it really was rubbish. If, by some off chance, you were one of the few people waiting for an update -sigh- I'm sorry. It just had to go. I may at some point rewrite it, since I should hope my writing has improved since then, but no promises.

The Chosen and the Fallen: In Progress My first Draco/Harry fanfic! When this story popped in my head, I wasn't actually intending to write it down, but I decided to make a shot at it, and it's coming along pretty well, I think! It's certainly not the most profound writing I've ever done, but I've enjoyed watching it play out in my head, and sometimes a story should just be fun and not too brain-wrenching.

Merigold's Gift: I have been toying with the idea of a story about Dudley and a magical child for some time, but until recently, the story has eluded me. This fanfic is definitely still the in the beginning stages, but I think it has potential. Normally I write quite a bit of a story in my head before I post it as a fanfic, but since I had typed up a portion of it anyway, I decided to share it. This is my first post-series fic.

I try my hardest to update my stories regularly, but part of the pains of being a graduate student is all the darn reading I have to do. Don't get me wrong, I love it! But it does eat into my fanfic writing time. If you're waiting on an update for one of the stories above and you feel I'm talking too long, please send me a PM and yell at me, haha.

SNAPE IS NOT EVIL!!
Thought you ought to know...*faints*

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Running on Air by eleventy7 reviews
Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years; Harry is assigned the cold case and slowly becomes intrigued by the memories he investigates. Eventual HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,362 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The London Underground Book of Love by Children of the Shadows reviews
The cardinal rule of the London Underground is to never, ever make eye contact. It is a rule that, among many others, Sirius tends to follow despite his otherwise rebellious, non-rule-following nature. So the first time he makes eye contact with a human being in the subway comes as much of a shock to him as anyone else. Especially when he's unable to look away. RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
This is You and Me by Children of the Shadows reviews
Sirius listened to Remus's heart beat slow down, returning to its normal pace. 'I meant it, you know. Even when I gave it to you, I just wanted you to know,' He brought Remus's hand to his lips and kissed it, 'that this is forever. We are forever.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,637 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Marathon by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry's life has become an endurance run, through the remnants of his stressful divorce, his strained relationships with his children, and his increasingly complicated job. But what might make things more complicated than the rest of it is what happens when he saves Scorpius Malfoy's life, and Draco Malfoy insists on assuming the life debt. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 181,026 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter et le Secret de Rogue by Lily Elebore Michaels reviews
Depuis cet été, Il ne souhaite qu'une chose, que tout redevienne normal, mais les cours avec Rogue reprennent et on complote dans son dos. Quels secrets lui cache-t-on ? Maîtrisera-t-il tous ses nouveaux pouvoirs avant le combat final ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Chapters: 31 - Words: 78,611 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Under Pressure by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry Potter has quit magic and left the wizarding world. Draco Malfoy, a top-notch Tracker, has been hired to find him and save his life. Contains mature language and sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,654 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All That Matters by Kaitsy reviews
Too aware of her surroundings, Lily Evans tells how, with help from the Marauders, she emerged from her cocoon to live, love, and find liberty in a dark, cynical world. The travel isn't light, but Lily learns what matters in a raw and poignant odyssey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 245,822 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 11/8/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Weird by PreventPersuadePervert reviews
Albus decided to tell his parents that he's made friends with Scorpius Malfoy. It blows up, as he had expected. Even though other people don't and won't understand their relationship, the awkward sixteen year old is slowly realizing he is coming to terms with how he feels. Slash, Smut scene, underage, post series, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Making An Effort by PreventPersuadePervert reviews
"How can you sleep with someone different all the time? How can you do it without it meaning anything? Do you ever actually accomplish anything that requires effort, Padfoot?" Remus challenges Sirius, resulting in a spilling of secrets. Remus/Sirius school-time PWP. Very mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Second Chances by livingforfomas reviews
Haunted by his past, Harry Potter leaves in search of a new beginning. Draco Malfoy seeks redemption and finds a broken hero in the process. How do these paths collide and are there really such things as second chances? Complete; written by livingforfomas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,274 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ostriches by RussianWolf7 reviews
Harry and the lot are back at Hogwarts for their final year, after the final battle. But Harry finds himself more ostracized than ever before, and finds an unlikely companion in Malfoy, also shunned. How will the others react to their friendship, and how long will it take the dense boys to realize they want more than that? Harry/Draco, canon Ron/Hermione, and Neville/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,288 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Everyone Has Finally Seen Enough by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
We,the Order of the Phoenix 1995 ,have had enough of seeing you two stupid mutts doing unspeakable things to each other on the table where we eat, the sofas where we sit, the stairs that we climb and in front of Sirius' mother. RLSB. SLASH! 1st chapter/letter - the Order, 2nd chapter/letter - James Potter : Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sleeping Under the Stars by Writcraft reviews
DADA Professor Harry Potter finds himself on a Muggle camping trip with newly appointed Potions Master, Draco Malfoy. The men bicker, work out some tensions *ah-hem* and the inevitable smut ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,230 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Observatory by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Remus observes Severus one evening when he brings him the Wolfsbane Potion and arrives at some surprising revelations. SnapeLupin, set during PoA, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2011 - [Remus L., Severus S.] - Complete
Hell In A Hand Basket by PreventPersuadePervert reviews
Albus Potter is a whiny little reject. Scorpius is everything Albus wants to rebel against. Athletic. Perfect Student. Heterosexual. Prefect. So why do the pair of them keep meeting all over Hogwarts, just for a chat...or more? Slash. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,597 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Out of the Darkness by Constance1 reviews
Draco Malfoy is shocked to find Harry Potter working as a male escort in Knockturn Alley, but it seems selling himself isn't Harry's only secret. Warnings: non-con.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,933 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tangerine by CrackityJane reviews
After a dangerous mission goes awry, Remus awakens to find himself in Spinner's End. RL/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,211 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Remus L., Severus S.
Something Eminently Suitable by jamie2109 reviews
Al and Scorpius find something unusual in the Malfoy attic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,599 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Stalking Lily Evans by XxRandomHeartxX reviews
Attempting to stalk Lily Evans is a difficult feat. Especially after losing your fake earring, being pinned down by your best mate, and getting in touch with your feminine side. So much for an easy way out. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
forget me not by BlackbeltBarbie reviews
AU Sirius is a young socialworker. One day he get's a call from the policestation. Sirius tries to help the teenager as good as he can, but how good is good enough? And how good is too good? I'm terribly sorry, but I'm really no good at summaries.SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Wanna Bowl? by MystressXOXO reviews
Remus and Sirius are on a double date with Lucius and Severus. Prompt in Author's Note.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Down and Out by CrackityJane reviews
Remus is down and out after his very public outing as a werewolf. Now an outcast of the Wizarding society and broke, he struggles to cope. The last thing he expects is for Severus Snape to offer him a place to stay. Set just after POA. Remus/Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
The Hogsmen by jamie2109 reviews
Ginny throws Harry over for, of all people, Millicent Bulstrode. Harry doesn't mind; he likes Bulstrode, but he doesn't know how to break it to the kids. Widower Draco Malfoy runs The Hogsman, a sort of gentleman's club for Hogwarts Alumni of the male var
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,025 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Faded Photograph by LilyGinnyBlack reviews
That was how they died. Both grasping tightly to a past they could no longer hold, both ignoring the betrayal and pain, both remembering the other. As their eyes last glimpse of life consisted of flashing green. AlbusXGellert SPOILERS for DEATHLY HALLOWS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,608 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Never Alone by fhestia reviews
Tis the season to be surly...and nothing irritates the Potions Master more than an untimely cold over the holidays, unless it's unwelcome attention from his colleagues. Set during "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban." Not slash, just fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,780 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Believe in Love by Wuff reviews
Albus Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald, ADGG. Love makes us blind. It makes us close our eyes when we should really look more closely. Love is only for fools. Deathly Hallows spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
The Irony of It All by sage09 reviews
The musings of Snape's mind throught situations in the septology. Not in any chronological order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Severus S.
Writing a Harry Potter Novel for Dummies by awkward reviews
In an undetermined place, on an undetermined year, an indescribable boy did magic of little description. The indescribable boy and his friends of undetermined name and number quickly fell into a plot of no importance involving the Dark Chocolate Arts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Harry P.
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Merigold's Gift reviews
When Dudley Dursley shows up on the doorstep to Harry's flat some 20 years after Harry left #4 Privet Drive, Harry is confused and a little angry. But when Dudley confesses his fear that his daughter might be a witch, Harry agrees to take his cousin back in. Can the two find reconciliation after so many years of hurt? And how will Dudley react to Harry's husband, Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 3/22 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Dudley D.
The Chosen and the Fallen reviews
When Harry discovers Draco hiding in an abandoned classroom ready to take his own life, Harry takes it upon himself to give the Slytherin something to live for. However, with Voldemort on the rise, Draco's life may be at a new risk now that he has betrayed his family to be with Harry. Currently rated for language/suicide themes. Possibly more in later chapters. Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,406 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
For the Greater Good reviews
An Autobiography of the life of the most prominent Gellert Grindelwald. He justifies his actions and gives the truth of his conquest with Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Gellert G., Albus D.
An Encounter With The Phantom reviews
A short story depicting an encounter with the Phantom.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Erik - Complete