vampirepenguin
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Joined 05-02-06, id: 1038122
Author has written 42 stories for Star Wars, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece, Final Fantasy VII, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Mass Effect.

Vampirepenguin...

...is probably older than you think.

...needs a work ethic like she needs a hole in her head.

...will one day post something longer than 2K words. (that day is probably not today.)

...has been in fandom for longer than she cares to think about.

...has the attention span of a brain-damaged magpie in a silver shop.

...obsesses over more fandoms in a week than most people do in their entire lives.

...does not post anywhere near as much as she writes.

...can now write properly 'shippy stuff, sort of.

...fails hardcore at the social thing, online or off it.

...has a kickass beta.

...is also a part time student and a full-time pain-in-the-ass at a local pharmacy.

...enjoys talking about herself in the third person.


Current Obsessions: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Get Backers, Air Gear, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, xxxHolic, Kingdom Hearts, D.Gray Man.

Chronic Obsessions: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, One Piece, FFVII, Heroes, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Discworld, Good Omens, Baldur's Gate, Harry Potter, Firefly, Gankutsuou, Saiyuki, Death Note, Jade Empire, Naruto, Bleach.


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Last Updated: October 25th, '07

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Memento Mori reviews
Something so beautiful should not fall forgotten. An asari Matriarch's death, from an outsider's point of view.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
The Morning After reviews
It's Saturday, and he just slept with Gokudera Hayato. [shameless YamamotoGokudera fluff, no spoilers]
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Desert Sunrise reviews
Sakura doesn't know if she likes Suna, and she certainly doesn't pretend to understand it. [oneshot, gennish KankurouSakura, request]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
Messenger Duty reviews
Temari's brothers have their own opinion on her personal life. Not that it matters: she does as she likes, as always. [oneshot, ridiculously short, implied ShikamaruTemari]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
A Fair Fight reviews
Tenten doesn't mind fighting dirty if she has to, but she prefers an even match. [oneshot, KankurouTenten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Tenten, Kankuro - Complete
Lazy Laugh and a RedWhite Shirt reviews
Being a Turk's got nothing to do with belief. Fifty sentences on Reno. Game and movieverse, 'ware spoilers. [rated for language and violence, title from Franz Ferdinand's 'The Fallen']
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Reno - Complete
Growing Up reviews
Team Ten has a new goal to meet. [oneshot, gen, SPOILERS for 328 on]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Asuma S., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Game reviews
It's not whether you win or lose... [fluff, NejiShikamaruTemari OT3, no spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Lessons in Turking reviews
Tseng and Elena have a few choice bits of advice for their former captors. Reno's just passing it along. [post AC, rated for language and violence]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Before the Storm reviews
It's always like this, something familiar and comforting and easy, something with no words spoken, no uncertainties exchanged. [AsumaKurenai, oneshot, no spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Fair Trade reviews
Just an arm. Just a hat. Just a kid. [Shanks gen]
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Of Goats and Explosives reviews
He hasn’t had short hair since he can remember. And now that damn Temari is hacking it off left and right. [ShikamaruTemari, light crack]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Friendly Spar reviews
Temari likes it better when the odds are against her. It makes victory sweeter in the end, she thinks. [TemariNeji, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Temari, Neji H. - Complete
Learning to Breathe reviews
Some things, you can't heal. Sakura knows this. [InoSakura, mild ShikamaruTemari][winner of challenge 3 on the LJ comm pigxforehead]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Blood and Lavender reviews
Flowers don't belong on a battlefield, he'd told her, and she'd smacked him. [oneshot, ShikamaruIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Shikamaru N., Tenten - Complete
Rainy Night reviews
He's not coming back, is he. [mid timeskip InoSakura]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Problematic reviews
Tenten is usually quite good at being patient. [NejiTenten]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Fragments reviews
Tobi doesn't remember much. [oneshot, probably AU]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Torune, Rin - Complete
Counting the Days reviews
Neji has a tendency to think of things in terms of numbers. [oneshot, slight NarutoNeji]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fifth reviews
Tsunade is not a hero. She is a leader and a healer, but she is not a hero. [loose prequel to Sixth, ShikamaruSakura, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Tsunade S., Sakura H. - Complete
First Kill reviews
Chouji, Shikamaru. A field, a bag of chips, and a first kill. [oneshot, gen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Simple Gift reviews
Kankurou, Gaara, and a birthday present. [gen, oneshot, Kankuroucentric]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Simple reviews
Noa dances. [request, postmovie, light HeiNoa]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Aftermath reviews
In the aftermath of the chuunin exams, Asuma makes a decision. [AsumaKurenai, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Shatter reviews
In which Kakashi dies, and there are consequences. [implied KakashiIruka, Irukacentric with side of Team Seven]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sacrifice reviews
Sasuke is the strongest opponent Shikamaru's ever gone up against. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Shikamaru N., Sasuke U. - Complete
Waiting reviews
The jounin senseis of the Rookie Nine wait for their teams. [oneshot, written for kilerkki]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Full Circle reviews
This is not a love story with ninjas. This is ninjas, who just happen to have a love story. [oneshot, ShikamaruTemari]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Debates on the Subject of Jealousy reviews
Ficlet in which I cheerfully stomp on the InoShikamaruTemari triangle. Rated for gropeage and kissing. [ShikamaruTemari, InoSakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Seals or Cages reviews
Even a caged bird, if it's clever, will try to open the cage with its beak, never giving up its desire to fly freely. Genma remembers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Genma S., Hayate G. - Complete
Some Kind of Balance reviews
They're her balance. It's all she has, all she needs. [oneshot, threesome, IzumoAnkoKotetsu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Anko M. - Complete
Dream Come True reviews
Everything turned out the way he'd planned, years ago. [oneshot, futurefic, ShikamaruTemari]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Sleeping Beauty reviews
They never thought Ino would be the first of them to go. A possible future for team ten. [oneshot, gen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Loss reviews
Naruto is thinking. An activity to which, some would be quick to point out, he is unaccustomed. [oneshot, post Valley of the End, BYOS]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Starlight and Logic reviews
People will surprise you sometimes. After Shikamaru's first mission as team leader, he and Naruto have a little talk. [loose sequel to Hidden in Plain Sight]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight reviews
Shikamaru figures it out. [set during Chuunin finals, spoilers for aforementioned]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Troublesome reviews
Shikamaru facilitated InoSakura. That's about it, really... [oneshot, twt]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Strength reviews
Kin is strong, and that's why she doesn't scream or run away. [minor spoilers for What Happens After The Chuunin Finals]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Kin T., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Sixth reviews
In essence, the Sixth Hokage is not Uzumaki Naruto, and he’s acutely aware of the fact. [futurefic, gen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Hyuuga Eyes reviews
Haruno Sakura, Nara Shikamaru, and Hyuuga Neji are sent on a mission one day. Things go downhill from there. Oneshotty, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Of Faith reviews
[Companion piece to Of War] Malak's POV on life, the universe, and everything. Well, no, not really, but close enough. oneshot
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Of War reviews
Revan: a Warsera character sketch. Preevil, obviously, but he's getting there... oneshot
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete