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Hi!

I was earlier Pink Padfoot

My hobbies include reading and collecting pics of Johnny Depp, who is my favourite actor of all time and if anyone hasn't seen Pirates of the Caribbean, you should and then you'll realise what a genius he is!

Harry Potter, Tamora Pierce's Immortals are my favourite books, though I like reading Princees Diaries and some Sweet Valley books.

My favourite pairing so far is Sirius/Hermione, maybe because they were the first ones I read!

My favourite HP characters apart from Harry himself, Hermione and Ron, are the Marauders (not including wormtail), especially Sirius, and the Weasley Twins.

Best friends on FFN: Isolated Mind

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The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class. DHr HG With the class now over, Sixth year is back to normal...or not. With new feelings brewing, the constant threat of a prophecy, and simply trying to live, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,503 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Unpredictable by theothertwin reviews
Girls were always cold. Fortunately, there was plenty of Fred to go around. Or there used to be, before Hermione. Nowadays, there was just enough of him for her, so long as she'd make up her mind about if she wanted that or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,616 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Diametrically Opposed by mony2208 reviews
Lily Evans has always detested the very sight of James Potter & up until fifth year James thought he felt the same way. But circumstances arise that begin to make James look twice at his so-called enemy… & now he can’t seem to get her out of his mind
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,991 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Reason For Life by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Hermione uses the Time Turner to go back before the Potter's death, not to change things, but to change the outlook of Sirius's life. She went back for the sake of Harry, the Order and for his salvation. She didn't do it to fall in love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 178,752 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Man Behind Those Eyes by jmalfoy reviews
Sequel to 'The Heart Behind Those Eyes.' Five years after his supposed death, Draco returns to Hermione's life with a new name and face and meets a son he hardly knows. Will Hermione ever learn to love the man behind the façade? DracoHermione, HarryPansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,510 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Whispers of Tomorrow by RainynDawn reviews
3rd and final installment Hermione slowly regains her memories and with that rekindles a love as the war grows steadily closer. Will the love survive? Will they survive? Rating is being downgraded to T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,443 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Doublemint Gum by Tempest Break reviews
**Noncanon as of DH.** Fred and George Weasley. One could say they look alike, no? Hard to tell apart? That's exactly Fred's point when he asks George to woo a girl for him... but Hermione Granger may be a challenge. F/Hr/Ge, H/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,483 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 8/2/2005 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Through Time and Space by Athena Linborn reviews
Sequel to Blood: Six years after leaving the wizarding world, Hermione Granger has no desire to return. Her husband however, has other ideas and is determined to find her no matter the cost!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,760 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Then Shall I Know by Ssergit reviews
HG SB Novel Hermione travels back in time by unknown means and she and a young Sirius Black fall in love. When she returns, will her choice not to try to change the Marauders' future ruin her chance for happiness?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 159,020 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6657 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
One Year Marriage by SiRiUsLyInLuV71 reviews
Marriage Law Challenge. AU. The war was over, and everything was right once more. But the Ministry found a new way to stop discrimination, a Marriage Law. A Sirius & Hermione love story that will capture your hearts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,857 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Innocence by Ceredwen reviews
What happens when two people with lives manipulated by the ministry and harmed by pureblood mania decide to fight back? Begins with a marriage law and follows them through their struggles with the wizarding world. Complete! Epilogue to follow. SBHG NC17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 208,415 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Nobody Sees Me Wishing by solitaireclay07 reviews
Ivy Bennett was that girl eyeing Sirius Black during their Defense Against the Dark Arts exam. She didn't mean to do it - in fact, she doesn't even like Sirius in that way. She was glad that he never noticed her. Well, in a way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 163 - Words: 167,364 - Reviews: 5587 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Disaster's Sweet Seduction by RainynDawn reviews
They were on the brink of losing everything. She uncovered a Horcrux but at a high price. Now she's in a place where hope first began to dwindle and ends up in a fight against disaster's sweet seduction in the form of Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,471 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Seven Year Itch by FairyOfTheLilies reviews
AU Lily Evans is in her final year in Hogwarts and she‘s looking forward to having a quiet year, as the Marauders have finally graduated. But her hopes are shattered as she finds out who the new DADA teacher is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,294 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Returned by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Sirius has RETURNED. Everyone else is older, wiser, and have left things unsaid. As Sirius deals with his new old life, romance accidentally happens, but someone still loves Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 182,700 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
It's Love by RainynDawn reviews
Hermione Granger had her life pretty much in control, until a young man showed up on her doorstep nearly frozen and disoriented on a February night. No prophecy could have prepared her for what would come out of opening that door.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,403 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Hermione G., Regulus B. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2354 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Post Hogwarts. Draco sees Hermione at a fundraiser and bids on her for a date not knowing who she was. Lots of drama eventually and fluff. Completed story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,704 - Reviews: 3828 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lady Grinch by RainynDawn reviews
Hermione is tired of Christmas and so does the unthinkable: she decides to not celebrate it. Now only one wizard may be able to convince her that there is still reason to celebrate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Bain de Minuit by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Translates to Midnight Bathing ... “For the brightest witch of your age you really are naive”... SiriusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,514 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
On Marriage by snailexpress reviews
HGSS. Hermione is forced to marry a pureblood wizard can she learn to live with her choice? A response to the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge. In process again!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,411 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3919 - Favs: 4,679 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
If It Was You by attica reviews
The fabulous sequel to Basketcase. “Malfoy,” she found herself saying, and not very nicely, either. “I love you.” To which he then promptly responded by slamming the door right in her face. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,487 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Change of Heart by Tempest Break reviews
James Potter is obviously in love with Lily Evans, but she wants nothing to do with him, and this is the way it's been for six years. But in their 7th year, they're Head Boy and Girl and have to share a tower. James is rejoicing, but Lily...? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,395 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 6/27/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Seeking the Light by AureliaMalfoy reviews
The dark side has won the war and Ginny is lost in the chaotic world as Tom Riddle drags her into his new life...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,097 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4015 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 3900 - Favs: 4,182 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Trocle reviews
How do Lily and James get together? What difficulties did they face? Answer the questions for yourself by reading. This is a prequel to Harry Potter and the Unknown Survivors, some events that happen in that fanfic also happen in this one, but in a differ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Memories of a Dream by RainynDawn reviews
2nd part of Kismet Trilogysequel to Changing Yesterday. At the age of 11, Hermione Granger discovers that she is a witch and heads off to Hogwarts to start an adventure with Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. But will she find more than she bargained for?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,875 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Tears on the Balcony by ByeByeBirdie reviews
Lily & James have hated each other ever since their initial meeting took a wrong turn. After a shocking goodbye at the end of their 6th year, are things going to be any different in the following year when they are forced to work together as Head Boy and Head Girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 522,299 - Reviews: 2864 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/23/2005 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Death Eater Chronicles by SilverGlassMoon reviews
What really happens when the deatheaters aren't fighting Harry Potter or creating havoc. Short Stories. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Voldemort
The Price of Love by RainynDawn reviews
It all happened so quickly. Darkness…the eerie sound of water dripping…a flash of white…then red. There was so much red my blood and hers. slightly AU HGSB PostWar
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
First Comes Marriage, Then Love? by PauCev reviews
Hermione Jane Granger, would you do me the honor of marrying me? Fred and Hermione have to get married to carry out a mission for the Order. But, are there other reasons why they accepted said mission? Or is it just to stop Voldemort? Will romance blosome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,967 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Necessary by the Order by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Marriage Law for SiriusHermione. In order to protect her, he had to marry her. After HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,644 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The secret Child by the-scary-girl-next-door reviews
Dumbledore, worried about Lily and James' safety, tells Lily not to reveal her pregnancy. But what will happen when tempers start to fray?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,120 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,674 - Reviews: 6113 - Favs: 4,422 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? by BurpingBubbles reviews
Lily Evans is no angel. She’s a redheaded fireball of temper and occasional embarrassment. She can’t stand needles, spiders and James Potter. What happens when they somehow end up stuck together for 3 months worth of detentions? Watch out for fireworks...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,077 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Oww My Fongue! by Insert Something Witty Here reviews
James tries to lick a cold pole in the middle of the winter! Moony, Padfoot, Prongs and Lily [Oneshot] R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Spinner by Perplexity reviews
Spinner’s End was not the most pleasant of places. Nymphadora Tonks, or just Tonks as she preferred, could testify to that. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,082 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
That Godforsaken Spit of Land by dark-hearted rose reviews
[[COMPLETE!]] Jack and Elizabeth are stranded on a desert island, that much is certain. The question is...will they survive? Rated for mild language...they are pirates, after all.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Ends of the Earth by SilverStar24 reviews
Ch 21 up! “Granger,” he said softly, his voice fading. What?” she snapped. “I know where to find one of the Horcruxes.” He saw the shocked look on her face for a fleeting second before he collapsed to the ground, unconscious. Post HBP. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 112,214 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Final Battle by Weird and Freaky reviews
The Final Battle is approaching.Harry can feel it but then he receives a letter which turns everything he knew upside down...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006
Honourary Redhead by Flamer89 reviews
Why is it that Hermione constantly goes back to Ron? Can't she see that there is someone who is better suited for her! Read and find out! Rated for the twin's language Feedback VERY welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,768 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fred and George's Dirty Mind by Prissy and Bregan reviews
ONE SHOT How do Fred and George take it after spying on Hermione and Sirius during their cooking lesson?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Can I Ask You Something Will Style by RHrJamJavaJunkiePrincess2010 reviews
This story is set INBETWEEN Curse of the Black Pearl and Dead Man's chest. It's a fluffy Will and Elizabeth story. How did Will propose to Elizabeth? Here's what I think happened. Please READ and REVIEW, it's really good!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Safe Harbor by Riha Hyesthae reviews
Jack and Elizabeth have a brief heart to heart. Written after DMC but before AWE. Therefore, a couple of things are no longer cannonically correct, but I still like this story so I'm leaving it as is.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
It's Hermione, Run! by Wicked Flaw reviews
Hermione tracks Sirius down to give him a cooking lesson for Harry’s birthday and are overheard by Harry and Ron. Slightly implied HermioneRon. Complete. Complete humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Lily and James by Hannahbb21 reviews
My idea about how James and Lily got together. From Lilys point of veiw, though not in first person. Rated T for chapter 3 and up. Rated T for Launge and mild adult themes. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Firestorm by FoREvEr ends reviews
DISCONTINUED! What with financial troubles, a cousin close to death, and the pressure of doing well in school... I thought life was as bad as it could get. But obviously, my friend and sort of enemy just HAVE to help me boost my standards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,659 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Sirius B.
The Pirate's Daughter by nuit ecrivain reviews
Will and Elizabeth are married and have a beautiful daughter that has an obsession about pirates. So what will happen when Jack Sparrow comes back to Port Royal?rated M for intimate scenes
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
The Son of Satan by Deritine reviews
Xover with The Omen 666 in honor of the day of the devil. Just a quickie for fun. Sirius is confused after stepping through the Veil and being brainwashed by Hollywood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Horrendously, Hideously by BurpingBubbles reviews
The Marauders after a particuarly eventful night. A night that included alcohol...a LOT of alcohol...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2006 - James P. - Complete
Confessions of Professor and Pupil by Renee Lepic reviews
James Potter returns to Hogwarts School, this time as a professor, and meets Lily Evans, brilliant and full of life. He falls for her and romance, comedy, and drama follow. AU teacher and student
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,415 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Love Bites by Blazing-FurBalls reviews
Hermione and Ginny had stupidly wandered into the Forbidden Forest on the full moon. Will their actions have some serious consequences? And what do the Marauders have to do with this, exactly?HGSB,GWRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,269 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Diaries of the Perfection of Sirius Black by Elven Dagger reviews
You will do well to note that these are probably the most historically important and perfect documents you will ever enounter. I graciously allow you to join me as I prank, babble and blither my way through school. I am Sirius Black and I am sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Sirius B.
Intoxication by Ssergit reviews
Sirius has been drinking and Hermione is feeling brave. Is playing with fire the same as playing with Firewhiskey? Fic request for IceColdShiva. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Harry Potter Movie Reflections by hp-Lover-4-Ever reviews
I know it sounds serious... but in fact it's the total opposite. Malfoy and the trio get locked into the room of requirement and are forced to watch the HP movies. Story waaaaaaay better then summary. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Harry P.
Moony's Furry Little Problem by fellytone reviews
In their second year, James, Sirius, and Peter follow Remus to find out where he goes every month.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2006 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Bumps and Bruises by knifethrowastarr reviews
George has a Quidditch accident and Hermione accidently saves his life. What will happen when he wakes up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2006 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Voldemort's Fun by foreverflutterby reviews
Voldemort gets his Death Eaters uniforms. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Voldemort, Draco M.
The sorting hat's TRUE song by Give my socks back reviews
This is the first year song that Dumbledore never allowed the students to see... no explicit content, just harsh words...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Complete
The Outside of Enough: A Sirius Story by fellytone reviews
Sirius attends a Black family reunion and realizes that he's had enough of being a Black. A completed short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Vanilla Orchids by jmalfoy reviews
Breakups are a nasty business, especially when involving the two most vicious people in the school. Will they be able to find a common ground and get back together? Oneshot! REVISED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
25 Things Harry Potter Isn't Allowed To Do by made.unmade reviews
A short list on what Harry Potter, The Boy Who Just Won't Sodding Die, is not allowed to do. Some are suggestive, a few are parody, others are just plain stupid, and all of them are humorous.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Anything But Mine by Sarmoti reviews
Sirius has fallen for her but she married someone else. I just don't see how you could ever be anything but mine. Sirius/Hermione, Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,524 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Basketcase by attica reviews
DHr. “Is that really what makes you happy? Because I find that quite sad, relying on the failures of other people for your sick amusement when you can just look in the mirror every day and see the biggest failure in the world.” Oooh, BURN. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 292,537 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Siri by Accio Flaming Stake reviews
Harry and Hermione try to bring Sirius back, but the process is messed up, and now they're back in the time of the infamous Marauders. What happens when feelings spring up inside two boys for Hermione that weren't meant to happen? SBHGRL. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,304 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Desperate Times by BurpingBubbles reviews
It's Christmas morning, and Lily is refusing to wake up. Shock. Horror. What measures will James, Sirius and baby Harry go to in order to rouse her? Which ones will actually WORK? Merry Christmas to you all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Consider the Characters by bluekiwibubble reviews
Have you ever stopped to think about the poor characters, forced to do all those horrendous fanfics? Read and pity them [a parody on certain ships]. All Stand Alones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3022 - Favs: 4,109 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 2826 - Favs: 4,099 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Walk Alone by Silenzioso Lupo reviews
COMPLETE! The war is over and Hermione is left alone filled with only her grief. But when Ancient Magic comes into play, Hermione finds herself no longer alone. SBHG. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Love's Potion by lolagirl reviews
Hermione and Draco are alone on Valentine's Day, and someone has spiked the butterbeer with a love potion. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Living without Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, second in main Dangerverse, complete. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger–Lupin, and Draco Black were raised by the Marauders and their wives. Now they and their friend Ron Weasley are off to Hogwarts. Heaven help Hogwarts. Years 1 and 2, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 242,469 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Nitwit, Blubber, Oddment & Tweak by Darth Stitch reviews
After the events in HBP, Severus Snape finds himself alone in the house at Spinner's End, with memories of a certain Daft Olde Coote.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Severus S., Albus D.
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4578 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Enchanted Love by Sarmoti reviews
Now that Voldemort has been defeated, Sirius Black is a free man. It’s Hermione's 7th year at Hogwarts and she soon finds herself torn between two men. Sirius/Hermione, Remus/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,445 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Random Acts by mercutio-rane reviews
What's a momentary act of kindness to a werewolf? Quite a bit if you're the werewolf. Ten memories in chronological order featuring Lily, James, Sirius, Tonks, Minerva, Harry, Dumbledore, Molly, and Snape. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,176 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Remus L. - Complete
Hidden Flames by FoREvEr ends reviews
.Complete. So. Here I am. The new girl. I am proud to say that I've managed to make a few friends, despite my—how do I say it?—less endearing qualities. Now if only this certain Black will just leave me alone, then my life will be just dandy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 173,345 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
A Fossil in the Mud by FoREvEr ends reviews
DISCONTINUED! Perhaps the best way to gain your interest is to state that I’m a loser. Or lie and say that I’m a wonderful girl, and this is a swashbuckling story. Or we could just stick with: I was perfectly happy until HE came along.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,444 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Sirius B.
Bed of Roses by moonyNZ reviews
Currently being edited - July 2009. During a Death Eater attack Hermione is sent back in time where the Marauders and Lily befriend her. Haunted by her past Hermione must learn to live in the other time. Eventual SBHG JPLE. Rated r for later chapters -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 132,327 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Marauders at Hogwarts by Kit-cat99 reviews
The Marauders are back at Hogwarts...in their fifth year. Along with three girls: Lilly Evans, Molly Logan and Sabrina Summers. Excitment, fun and of course...danger all happens. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,953 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Manor by Halfling reviews
Sequel to 'THE CABIN.' Draco and Hermione have both arrived home after Hogwarts and their defeat of Voldemort. Please read The Cabin first. COMPLETE! (Finally...)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3314 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Miracles Happen by Catchy Pen Name reviews
It is Lily and James's seventh year, and they are both Heads. The two have never really spoken; Lily is a quiet, shy girl, and James isn't. This is the story about two completely different people and how they came to be Mr. & Mrs. James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,998 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
And Now For Something Completely Different by aleximoon reviews
When Sirius goes to Hermione looking for the truth behind the supposed deaths of Harry and Ron long hidden feelings come to light. Chapter 24 & 25 are up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,922 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Letters from Sirius by SarahtheBardess reviews
From the Resonance universe. Before he died, Sirius Black wrote seven letters. Harry has opened his letter. But what did Sirius have to say to Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Tonks, or Remus? Read and find out! Ginny up, sorry for wait!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 11/18/2004
The Twelve Hours of Christmas by KissThis reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Hermione's husband can't make it home. Gifts begin arriving every hour, delivered by all the men in her life, from a mysterious admirer. As the men get ticked off the list, figure out who's her husband and who's sending the gifts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,485 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Gamble of love by cherrysunset reviews
6th year at Hogwarts is exceptionally boring for Ginny who doesn't notice the significant part of Hogwart's male population drooling over her. Draco understands their attraction, but refuses to become one of them. That is until certain teachers make a bet
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,783 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Found Wanting by Sirius Lee In Love reviews
War has been raging for eight years now, and has hardened the Order of the Phoenix into soldiers with little hope. But can two people - both with complex pasts - in their experiences of love, turmoil, and death - make a future? SiHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,970 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
I Want the Fire Back by Sirius Lee In Love reviews
[Complete] Hermione is obsolete – the War is over, Harry and Ron are busy, and she the mere Charms teacher at Hogwarts. When a presumably dead man comes back better than ever, she suddenly means everything... to him. SiHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,383 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cabin by Halfling reviews
Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,305 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Things to Know When Dealing With PMS by MandaB reviews
Sirius and James learn just how bad PMS can be. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Firewhisky by Rurouni Star reviews
[SBHG][oneshot] Hermione has never been drunk before. It's an astonishingly embarrassing experience. [slight AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The REJECTED Harry Potter Scrip by Hogwarts Graduate reviews
I have uncovered the REJECTED Harry Potter Scrip. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,330 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
A Desperate Love by Hatusu reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is captured and thrown into a dungeon by none other than Lucius Malfoy! How will she react when she finds that she is at the disposal of Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,913 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
War & Passion by RedBlaze1 reviews
Harry tries to stay away from Ginny for her own safety, but the passion between them could prove too much to deny. Harry, Ron and Hermione in battle training. High Action! Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,053 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 9/30/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
101 ways to Drive Snape Mad by PhoenixPadfoot89 reviews
Harry finds a book called 101 Ways to Drive Snape Mad, so he decides to put it to good use! Warning: pointless humor ahead! Read at your own risk!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS: BOOK THREE! by Sarah Noble reviews
Black shnoogles Lupin and Draco gets a part-time job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Draco M., Sirius B.
Die, Umbridge, Die by Dragon Mistress reviews
*WARNING: ORDER OF THE PHOENIX SPOILERS!* Who detests Dolores Umbridge? I do, I do! Who loves Sirius? I do, I do! Who loves knives? Sirius does, Sirius does!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2003
Nobody's Girl by Archica reviews
Alternate Universe fic where all Muggles are dead and Mudbloods are slaves. What happens when Hermione becomes the slave of Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,436 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Sacrifice by fellytone reviews
An account of the night Lily and James Potter died. Rewritten as a companion piece to Priori Incantatem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sotto Voce by Inkbleed reviews
Lily Evans is a reclusive, shy 7th-year who remains an enigma to her classmates, especially the charismatic James Potter. He wants to ease her loneliness, but will she let him enter her life? (Chapter Six uploaded.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,228 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 10/29/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Seize of Incolumisa by Gryffingirl reviews
The horrors of the war against the Dark side have reached an all time high. Death Eaters seize the village Ginny Weasley lives in, and she is forced to take into her home a very unexpected Death Eater – Draco Malfoy. ** G/D **
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,721 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/9/2003 - Published: 3/30/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Spoony Snape by AppleJuiceMaster reviews
Snape lost his spoon and Hell breaks loose!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Severus S.
The Penitent Man by Ariana Deralte reviews
Severus Snape confesses he is a Death Eater to Dumbledore. A parody:)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Severus S., Albus D.
Whispers Through the Door by BlueberryPancakes reviews
Snape accidentally overhears a conversation between Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Draco behind closed doors
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All You Need Is Love by MochaButterfly reviews
Ginny wakes up one morning and finds herself in a totally different world. The year is 1607, she's a Muggle, there are only few magical people in the world, she's an only child, she's betrothed to her worst enemy, and she's . . . a princess?!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,649 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/29/2002 - Published: 9/27/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W.
More the Fool He by Strega Brava reviews
Severus' thoughts before duelling Gilderoy Lockhart in COS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Serpent's Bride by reiko reviews
In Ginny's sixth year, Draco saved her life... and that's a wizard's debt. Now, five years later, its payback time. Especially now that Draco is in desperate need of a wife. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 178,491 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/23/2002 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS: BOOK TWO! by Sarah Noble reviews
Sequel to the first SDOH. Read all about the tortured love lives and wardrobes of HP characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Severus S., Draco M.
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
You don't really know a person...until you read their VERY SECRET DIARY...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/11/2002
Therapy by Evadne reviews
Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
Love Potion #9: Neville Longbottom Strikes Again by mnemosyne23 reviews
When Neville makes a mistake on one of his potions, only Snape is unaffected by the results. Can he keep everyone's pants on - literally - until the effects wear off? Rated PG-13/R for quite a bit of sexual innuendo and a few dirty jokes ;-). Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Severus S.
Snape's Thong Song by Bookworm reviews
With Wormtail gone, Voldemort looks for someone else to accompany him in his songs. He volunteers Snape, who does quite a bit of butt shaking in this fic. ; ' ) ~kicks computer~ Screw the freaking formatting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2001 - Published: 12/26/2000
10 Things I Hate About You by Tropical Fishy reviews
Ahh...Another Lily/James love/hate fic from me. More hate at the moment, actually. Slightly, um, weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2001 - Published: 10/25/2000
Deer In Headlights by Lyta Padfoot reviews
[One shot] James Potter's thoughts as he faces Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2000 - James P., Voldemort - Complete
I'm Too Sexy by Bookworm reviews
Hehe. Potions class messes up, and Snape gives a performance as punishment. ; ' )
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2000
The Gifts of a Mother by Katie D reviews
Kind of sad, kind of strange. It's about Lily's last gift to Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2000 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Love Is by Katie Bell reviews
A love triangle at Hogwarts - but not who you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/1999