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to be quite honest, i'm not that interested in anime and manga anymore

i don't enjoy writing fanfiction--it's kind of a joke to me now

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Number Five With A Bullet by Ame no Megami reviews
Sasuke never knew there was such terror as an irate Yamanaka. Searching for the cause of Shikamaru's death, Ino demands to be included. Personalities collide and tempers flare, will they enact revenge before they kill each other? AU Sasuke x Ino x Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,268 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Ino Y., Gaara, Hinata H.
Accidental by engranatenroses reviews
[SasuNaru] It started with an accident. Shonenai, Fluff. [26/06/13 - Discontinued]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3635 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 2,199 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Remnants of a Forgotten Dream by FFPA reviews
Slight crossover fic between Naruto and Bleach. A chess match to rival all chess matches has begun. It all starts with a new soul arriving in Seireitei with reiatsu rivaling even that of their strongest. And now a conspiracy has begun to unfold.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,502 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Naruto U., T. Hitsugaya
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Twisted by Mujaki no Tsubasa reviews
Two geniuses. One project. One library room. What could go wrong? yaoi, AU, lemon, angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,445 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Cranes by Night by Owai reviews
Nestled between mountain, myth, and spirit is the house of Hyuuga—and Uchiha Sasuke, who has just been promised to its heir. Yet as the designs of men ebb and flow, Fate abides in an unalterable, ceaseless current unaffected by the desires of men. Sasunej
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,584 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
Sick Little Suicide by TheFutureFreaksMeOut reviews
High School Fic. NejiSasukeGaara. Never let the monster win. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,422 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
It's All in Your Head by Evening Rain reviews
On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,182 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cracks in the Sidewalk by 1957 reviews
AU. Naruto's life revolves around music, and he hopes to start a band. Sasuke is a transfer student with a knack for composition and a secret love for rock n' roll. SasuNaru GaaNaru NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,418 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Luck of the Draw by FlamencoPenguin reviews
Sasunaru AU: 'Luck of the Draw' dating agency always makes its matches. Sasuke and Naruto are both a bit wary, of dating, love, and the pink agency. Nonetheless, they might just become the latest match all the same.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,745 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Crash by sharingank reviews
In which Deidara has a headache, and Tobi suggests a shower. Little known to Deidara, Tobi fully intends to join him. DeiTobi oneshot. Note the rating. It's there for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Hot Ride by desolate butterfly reviews
[SasuNaru, AU oneshot] Naruto buys a motorcycle and Sasuke is unimpressed. Until Naruto changes his mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Subway Diaries by Owai reviews
The city is cold and empty, and the subway runs through it. In a world where the city lights blind you to everything real, Uchiha Sasuke tries to impress an empire, and meets a boy running from his own. AU. [SasuNeji]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,166 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Play With Me by FastForward reviews
Oneshot giftfic. Naruto is in a band and notices an interview that he wasn't invited to in a magazine. He discovers some interesting things about his friends, most particularly, Sasuke. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 142 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Snow Angels by sharingank reviews
In which Tobi shows Deidara the importance of appreciating simple things...like snow angels. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Xtasis by Shirohane reviews
Extreme case of miscommunication makes Sasuke and Naruto engage in destructive love as Sasuke's insanity makes Naruto insane, too. Very dark. Rape, extreme violence, slight mentions of S&M. Not for those with a weak stomach.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Peculiar Circumstances by Maken reviews
ºYaoiº -.A set of unusual situations at the end of conflicted times and mounting peace brings forth a whole new set of possibilities and promise for friends who never thought they could be anything else.-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,536 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Concerning Nail Polish by sharingank reviews
In which Tobi has a dilemma in the middle of the night, and requires Deidara's assistance. DeiTobi oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
For Thine is the Kingdom by Owai reviews
They know things aren’t supposed to be this way, but they make due with what they have. [Sasuneji]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Lost in Translation by Hikari M666 reviews
AU SasuNaru. When Naruto bumps into Sasuke and doesn't recognise him, Sasuke pretends not to speak Japanese to avoid him. But he doesn't expect Naruto to start revealing all his secrets to a stranger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
If You Live Through This, You Won't Look Back by 1957 reviews
And Kaoru never forgot the distance between them that day. Kyouya x Kaoru. Hikaru x Kaoru. Tamaki x Kyouya. Lemons.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Indulgence by AkaiTsume reviews
Halloween Darkfic Oneshot. When reality and delusions collide, only one truth remains. Uzumaki Naruto ALWAYS keeps his promises. SasuNaru if that's what you want to call it, character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What's In A Name? Your Name Is What I Want by ThefirstTevlek reviews
The sequal to What's in a Name? has finally arrived. Ritsuka's sudden missing ears have caused somewhat of a distrubance at his school but things will only get rockier when Soubi reveals his true motives for sleeping with his Sacrifice.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,874 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Yume no Naka ni wa by Shirohane reviews
It is the first birthday Naruto has spent all alone after Sasuke had left. In the blurred line between dream and reality, Sasuke comes back to lonely Naruto's side, only to leave him again with a vague promise for the future. Bittersweet SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
What's In A Name? by ThefirstTevlek reviews
The Sacrifice and the Fighter's names are chosen for them before they were born, it is the course of fate on how they obtaine the names...but what if they could be changed? Ritsuka x Soubi
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,163 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
When Sasuke Got A Job And Lost It by CreativeStrive1025 reviews
What happens when Sasuke gets a job at Robinson's May when he finds himself bored, then his boyfriend Naruto comes to visit. What is this item that catches the boy's eye? Yaoi, Lemon SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mustard by sharingank reviews
Her brothers' hair is softer than hers, and Temari isn't about to take that sitting down. Rated M for language and dirty humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Clashing Hearts by Yukishiro Madoka reviews
[On HIATUS until Key to My Heart is complete! Story also may go through reeditting...Thinking of discontinuing...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,285 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
A Shinobi's Guide to Puberty by desolate butterfly reviews
[NarutoGaara pairing] The Kazekage has a problem and Naruto is called in to solve it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
O, Woe is Me, My life is a Misery by We Are the Walrus reviews
Hermione has never been known as a beauty, she was always known as the Gryffindor Bookworm, but in this comedic coming of age story, she learns that when getting what you want you get much more then you bargained for and a pair of scary platform heels
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,084 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Price to Pay by death.by.shuriken reviews
I'll give Sakura to you but in exchange, you've got to give yourself to me for one night. And you've got to like it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,136 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke the Asexual by S Girlie reviews
Sasuke always thought he was Asexual... until he found Naruto in a compromising position sasunaru yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chocolate Tasting by WolfPilot06 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto test the taste of chocolates on Valentine's Day. Shonen ai, SasuNaru, boys kissing, and a touch of language.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2583 - Favs: 3,090 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 285 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Softly Say Goodnight by Chevira Lowe reviews
(PG-15) Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Tsunade as a team. How they began, and why they fell apart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005
A Marauder's Girl by Peachy Papayas reviews
James and Lily have always hated each other. But in their fourth year, a stupid dare compels James to ask out his enemy. When she refuses, he is shocked no girl has ever refused him before. And thus began his infatuation with a certain redhead...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,593 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How to Recognize an Uchiha by WolfPilot06 reviews
Naruto's guide to recognizing an Uchiha: from clothing to behavior to freaky bloodline limits, Naruto begs you to remember all these tips to help protect his virtue! Crackfic, SasuNaru, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ano Toki no Bokura wa by Shirohane reviews
After the loss of his most precious thing, Naruto becomes insane. And the only thing Sasuke can do is to watch him, fearing that Naruto will be broken if touched. Sasuke x Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,206 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 123 - Published: 2/17/2004
Raincoat!Draco by Rhysenn reviews
Draco shows up on the doorstep of #4 Privet Drive wearing nothing but a raincoat and rubber boots. Does it get any better? (Harry/Draco slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/1/2001
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