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Joined 05-02-06, id: 1038599

Ummm...Shit where do I begin?

Age: 18
Name: My real name isn't to be know. Call me theclerk though! Not theclerk2, there has been no activity from that person for a while.
Likes: Warhammer 40K, Hentai, Anime, Manga, World of Warcraft, reading fanfics or books, Video games, umm lots of other stuff, I'll add later.
Dislikes: Ehh, my dislikes could be something you like, so I'm not going to list them.
My dealings on : Really I just help authors and I don't hate someones else work that they attempted to create, unless that person made something that was stupid or vulger on purpose and I've seen them before do stuff like that.

I should have more stuff up later. This is kind of hard to do.

Later and remeber. The Emperor Protects!

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A Thin Veneer by AlbertG reviews
Captain James T. Kirk Chancellor Gorkon rescues a group of Human refugees from the far side of the galaxy. That simple act of kindness will be the spark a war that ranges across the galaxy and reveal the thinness of the veil that separates civilization fr
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 449,627 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 9/8/2020 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Complete
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 3,664 - Follows: 2,831 - Updated: 3/1/2019 - Published: 11/11/2007
Reunions are a Deleted by Bob Regent reviews
Name amended due to guidelines. A clash of ideologies will cause widespread death and destruction for two races both alike and strange to the other. SG1nBSG xover
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 349,784 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 5/19/2007
The Consequences Of Not Being Polite by The Sidhe reviews
The Colonials finally encounter their long lost relatives. However, they find out that their cousins are not quite what they had expected. Now AU due to progression in the recent season.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 266,212 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
Seras 2066 by GreenOnion reviews
In the not too distant future Seras Victoria is woken up in a world in upheaval. Chapters 49 is up and have been corrected by the kind efforts of Chaos Sparda.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 342,146 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 11/27/2006
Truae by Kyn reviews
Mahi. Trua. Curiato. Three celestial beings sent to prepare the world. They are Azeroth's salvation. And the mortal races have so many enemies. A broad fic, encompassing many Warcraft heroes and several OCs. Sequel to MahiMahi. DISCONTINUED with EPILOGUE
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 176,886 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Needs More Dakka by Agent HUNK reviews
Alucard, though an odd series of events, discovers the glory of Warhammer 40,000. Naturally, his first instinct is to request his own copy of one of the setting's iconic weapons: a bolt pistol. The results that follow can only be described as Chaos.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Alucard
Two Galaxy's Saga by Darth Malleus reviews
Changed the name again. A freak accident transports a fleet of warships from one galaxy to another and in doing so began a chain of events, forever changing the two galaxy's, for better of worse remains to be seen. Star Wars/Warhammer 40K crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 69 - Words: 247,786 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
Full Metal Berserker by JubeiYagyuSama reviews
A Black Swordsman, cursed to wander the land and destroy demons finds himself transported to a world of Sins, and alchemy. A strange crossover. Rated M for gore and violence. AU, Based vaguely on the Manga.
Crossover - Berserk & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 90,885 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 2/22/2006
Mind Over Matter by eyyowlf reviews
The adventures of the first human Spectre, the Butcher of Torfan, the son of Mindoir. Mild au for original subplots and sidequests. Ruthless Vanguard with concentration on biotics, aliens, milSF, and secondary crew. MShep/Ash, Shep Kaidan friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,539 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - J. Garson, Ashley W. - Complete
War Is Hell In The Living Room Too by metaltron2000 reviews
Kroxigor vs Leman Russ, the vacuum won.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009
Whispers by Kolostramin Indincranin reviews
Uncertain even of his sanity, Isaac Clarke returns to the Ishimura to find it a changed place. And he is no longer alone. What lies in those halls began in terror and death and now continues, into dead space again, where lies the strangest thing: hope.
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,139 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008
Stargate: Thirdspace by andrewjameswilliams reviews
In the 26th century a group of Tau'ri warships is sent to a newly discovered galaxy, triggering a war that could see the extinction of all life in the universe. B5/Stargate Crossover.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 118,416 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 5/14/2006
Polarity by Chris Myers reviews
When a Romero-style zombie outbreak hits, three supervillains, led by a long time loser, find themselves doing whatever it takes to save themselves, and eventually, the rest of humanity.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 325,457 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rhino, Shocker - Complete
Worldwar: Discovering the Balance by AlbertG reviews
Fleetlord Atvar, supreme commander of 'The Race' arrived at Earth a few decades later than planned. But it shouldn't have mattered after all how much could Earth change in a mere 800 years, give or take?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,273 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Back Home by Warringer reviews
A TenchiBabylon 5RyanverseSailor Moon xover. Don't ask me how I got this idea, I just got it... For some fluff on this special xover universe, visit my homepage. Switched to M because of realistic violence.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 186,614 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/21/2006
The Dark Tower: Knocking on Heaven's Door by The Man in Black00 reviews
Roland has entered the Dark Tower once what will happen now. For it his fate to repeat the same damned journey over agian. But maybe his Ka-Tet isn't always the same. Maybe that can make all the difference. The next few chapter will depart from Tower mold
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Western/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Shinji I.
Children of Aiur by Kyn reviews
Not all that is dark is evil. The hybrids may spell the doom of all races... But they may also be the key to salvation. Features protoss heavily. A weird, horror, feel-good fic. DISCONTINUED (sorry Sasha!)
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,915 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - James R., Artanis
Diary of a Space Marine by Thefallenheart reviews
More randomness from the person with a realy warped brain. Ever wondered what a Noncodex chapter gets upto when not trying to kill Traitors and Monsters? well wonder no more!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,013 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007
A New Age by entilza reviews
A Wormhole transports several ships from the Star Trek Galaxy to the Imperium of Mankind. REWORK OF DARK FUTURE
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 267,076 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/29/2005
Exiled by CSENTIMENTAL VALYOU reviews
Ten years after the Third Impact, Shinji and Asuka are on the frontlines fighting against a familiar foe. It's only a matter of time before the Veritas find them in their own backyard Please Read and Review!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,939 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
What Must Be Done by LinkIsaacANDLloyd reviews
A primordial darkness has awakened after the end of a great ten year war which followed the rebirth of the world. To stop this darkness and to save their ailing world, the heroes will need the help of forces just as ancient, if not just as evil...
Crossover - Warhammer & Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,373 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Lloyd I.
The Misfits by Academia Nut reviews
Chaos is all things. Including those that do not fit the norms of Chaos.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,107 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
Imperial Eva by The Tower reviews
A new beginning. For Shinji, a hard road lies ahead. EvangelionXStar Wars.
Crossover - Star Wars & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,370 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 6/8/2006
Imperium by Warringer reviews
This is an AU set in my Back Home multiuniverse. Vorlons and Shadows act faster than anyone thought and the remenants of the Interstellar Commonwealth are forced to leave their home universe. They get from one war into another...
TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,509 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
La Guerra Eterna by LinkIsaacANDLloyd reviews
Discontinued. This is the old version of 'What Must Be Done'. If you really like that fic, then maybe check this out just for the hell of it. Its a pretty good read I've been told.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,744 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Lloyd I.
Faoi Dheireadh by batsojopo reviews
The survivors of the Holocaust have finally reached Earth, but they find out that's not the end of their problems. Now Completed!
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 217,837 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 1/29/2006 - W. Adama, Gaeta - Complete
Detective Ikari 2: The Price of Blood by Mister Cynical reviews
Spades can't say that he wasn't warned about SEELE. Too bad SEELE can't say they were warned about Spades.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,998 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Decisions by BullardCR reviews
The story of the Kyuubi's entrapment within Naruto is not what it seems. Conspiracy, assassination, and the use of the Jinchuuriki in the cold war amongst the villages leads each Genin to question their masters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,987 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Final Crusade by Matt Coates reviews
[Sequel to Reborn Warriors] The Imperium has survived the horrors of the 13th Crusade intact, if badly damaged. But now the hated Abaddon had unleashed Chaos twisted copies of ancient weapons of War. Once again, the Imperium must rely on two warriors of a
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,076 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Paralleled Rebellion by SPARTAN-251 reviews
AU Talk about hectic, being flung into a wormhole only to end up in another galaxy, where another Rebellion is occuring. Lets just hope that our Jedi hero can get back to the Rebel Alliance in one piece without falling to the Dark Side. SWGS xover Haitus
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,621 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Cagalli Y. A.
Travelers Of The Dead by James Flowers reviews
Surviving the dead walking was just the start. Now the survivors band together to rebuild society.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,509 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
The Reborn Warriors by Matt Coates reviews
A crossover between Evangelion and Warhammer 40,000, after 3rd Impact, Asuka and Shinji get involved in a much larger war, against enemies more inhuman then the angels ever could be. Now they have to fight the the Horus Hearsay
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,613 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Detective Ikari by Mister Cynical reviews
He never wanted to go back to Japan. Funny how fate has a habit of kicking you in the balls. Now he's back, if only temporarilly. Can Japan and NERV survive the return of Ikari?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,483 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
The Children by rangermike reviews
The children of Revan and Bastila, and the Exile and Brianna and their fight to confront the darkness once and for all on the Outer Rim.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,629 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete