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 Author has written 9 stories for Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka, RWBY, Mechwarrior/Battletech, One Piece, Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid/小林さんちのメイドラゴン, and One Punch Man/ワンパンマン. So yeah. I'm a construction worker, no delusions about being an author, I just enjoy a bunch of random nonsense once in awhile. Started reading fanfiction a long time ago now. Accidently irritated an author so I decided I needed a profile so it didn't feel like I was sniping at them. Accidently irritated another author and decided I needed to show work to level the playing field. Both authors are more talented than I, and I honestly meant no offense to either of them. Actually writing has been a great joy. I may never be more than barely passable, but it is great catharsis after stressful days. Thanks to everyone who thought to leave a review, it means something even if I don't know what, and remember all of this is just good fun. Thank you again. So, sorry if I worried anyone. Someone told me that it was rumored that I had passed away. No. I'm still alive. Just stressed and I was down in the dumps the last couple of years. Not depressed, just dealing with a lot. Okay. So I will be working on my silly Luffy is a Marine now story and my crack ship of Winter and Jaune. Try to do get into a rhythm. Thanks for all the well wishes. |
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Black Mirror by Mallobaude reviews
Welcome to the nightmare in my head. Say hello to something scary. The monster in your bed. Just give in and you won't be sorry. Welcome to my other side. Hello, it's Ms. Bleiss. Cover art by ThyBlake.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,975 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 12/14/2022 - Published: 4/7/2018 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Summer School by Paulternative reviews
Their first year at Beacon is complete, and summer is breaking teams apart. Some students will come back changed, none more than Jaune Arc. Training with a mysterious figure he refuses to name, Jaune has added to his arsenal as a Huntsman, and a person. It remains to be seen what he will do with these new weapons. Canon through V2, character elements through V6 and After The Fall.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 240,618 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 6/16/2022 - Published: 3/29/2019 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Team CFVY
Relic of the Future by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 176 - Words: 1,121,363 - Reviews: 24399 - Favs: 11,093 - Follows: 10,311 - Updated: 11/13/2021 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Salem, Team STRQ - Complete
Class Assignment by Cyanide Sins reviews
Jaune Arc's life (in school) is on the line! His final graduation from school depends on how well he can write... and his teacher is definitely a strict authoritarian! This RWBY story will be good enough to graduate on, he knows that she'd love it! Probably. Hopefully. Maybe? This was inspired after a conversation with Quijibo7609 about RWBY's canon and joking about a rewrite.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,502 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/5/2021 - Glynda G., Jaune A. - Complete
Weihnachten by Cyanide Sins reviews
Christmastime was a hard time for Weiss Schnee. Now her girlfriend and the love of her life had invited her parents over for Christmas! This was terrible! They wouldn't like Christmas at the Xiao Long house at all! It would be terrible, her mother would be drunk and her father absent, her brother cold... and her sister? What would they think of her!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2020 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 413,348 - Reviews: 9114 - Favs: 11,221 - Follows: 10,022 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
I Forgot the Steps by Das Wolfgarde reviews
Jaune went to a dance at Atlas Academy with his friends. But for the life of him, he couldn't dance along with his friends. Something was stopping him from dancing the night away. I wonder why?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/30/2019 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Captain Dragon by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,097 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Yang X.L. - Complete
Icebreaker by dooderu reviews
Can the world's strongest hero break the walls of the world's most stubborn esper?
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,687 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 6/18/2018 - Published: 5/12/2016 - [Saitama, Tatsumaki] Genos, Fubuki
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 5,587 - Follows: 3,707 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
Enemy Number One by nanayoung reviews
A series of snippits based on the idea that Saitama was considered the number one most powerful villain and a God level threat for years by the entire world... and never knew.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,754 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 3,923 - Follows: 3,942 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 3/18/2017 - Saitama
The Bald and The Esper by silenthero27 reviews
A rehash/retelling of the anime where a certain esper took the place of a certain cyborg we all know and love. Will the unlikely duo be able to co-exist like the two we're so accustomed to? Will it change them for the better, or worse? (Will have some changes and will have strong parallels with the anime. Image by gintuk from DeviantArt. Proofread by sumodog) SEASON 1 COMPLETE.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,787 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Saitama, Tatsumaki - Complete
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 10150 - Favs: 12,081 - Follows: 8,982 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 8316 - Favs: 10,156 - Follows: 8,386 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
Vader by GodIHateSigningUp reviews
One-shot. Aboard the Executor, gazing upon distant stars, a Dark Lord faces his guilt, his doubt and the sadness of a man who has lost everything. Rated T just to be safe. (Cover image by SteveArgyle, all rights belong to him)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2016 - Darth Vader - Complete
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When in City R (Based On Hero's Harem) reviews
Ever have someone rule your life? Someone so powerful you feel utterly eclipsed? Two women unite in a show of petty defiance to reestablish some measure of control in their lives, and maybe find some joy together. This is a one shot featuring gender bent versions of two minor monster characters. Its also based on Hero's Harem, a good story I had no hand in writing.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,136 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2024 - Complete
Captain Monkey D Luffy, Marine reviews
Being the grandson of a great hero and the son of a great villain would be confusing if Luffy ever really thought about it, but he doesn't. His eyes are on the Grand Line. Because the Grand Line was where his dream would really happen. If he happens to recruit a few good people to help him realize that dream, so much the better!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,875 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/14/2024 - Published: 10/14/2019 - Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Usopp
How to Date a Dragon reviews
This is a brief one shot about Kobayashi and Tohru's relationship. The timeline would be briefly after they had officially become a couple. This is told from Kobayashi's perspectives with an emphasis to remain as true to her character as possible because she is awesome.
Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid/小林さんちのメイドラゴン - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2023 - [Miss Kobayashi, Tōru] - Complete
Winter's Warmth reviews
Qrow is aggravating. Jaune thinks so. Winter thinks so. A strange agreement that leads them down a surprisingly long path. It's not a particularly easy path, but one ultimately worth traveling down. Especially together. Rated Teen for Teen stuff, and the fact I think Qrow swears in his head.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 192,488 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 10/25/2023 - Published: 11/3/2018 - [Winter S., Jaune A.] Team RWBY, Team RNJR
Through the Looking Glass reviews
Two people with shocking similarities and even more shocking differences wake up to discover worlds very similar to their own. Very similar, but also with important differences. Maybe even key differences. Bleiss related fic. Rated M because Bleiss has a potty mouth and it rubs off on people.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,072 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/1/2022 - Published: 10/26/2019 - Weiss S., Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Starburst's Sardaukars reviews
Independent mercenary lances stand at the cusp of both acclaim and ruin. But ruin seems more likely. Especially if your quartermaster has a hoarding problem. Carissa Crane fights aggravation, bankruptcy, and some plain bad luck as she struggles to achieve some small bit of notoriety. Of course financial solvency would be nice. Ah, she could dream at least. Based on RogueTech.
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2019
Nice Guys and White Knights reviews
Cardin has a lovely lady he's fallen for. His own personal dark angel. Unfortunately, she more interested in someone else. A completely useless moron. However, a mysterious stranger offers him insight and hope. Bleiss related fic rated M for swearing. (Just to be on the safe side)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/22/2019 - Jaune A., Cardin W. - Complete
The Schnee That Shall Not Be Named reviews
"Bleiss" Schnee is stuck in Vale for the upcoming Vytal festival. Vale, where a certain unpleasant sister lives. A sister not worth naming. This is not going to be fun, but at least the guy across the hall is definitely doable. Certainly shy, but definitely doable. Bleiss is not my concept. Rated M for language/implied sex, Bleiss likes a specific four letter word a bunch.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,658 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 11/10/2018 - Published: 6/9/2018 - Weiss S., Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Familia Myth: Aphrodite reviews
I don't know if I can call a concept like Aphrodite my original character, but this is my take on her (and her familia) appearing in the Dungeon City of Orario and the decidedly mixed reception she receives. Rated M for Sexual Content, Language, Violence. This isn't about lemons, but sex is tied to the mythology surrounding Aphrodite
Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/3/2018 - Hestia, Hermes, Hephaestus, OC