NinjaPenguinofDOOM
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Joined 05-03-06, id: 1038969
Author has written 3 stories for Ranma, Inuyasha, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Name: Markimus

Age: i don't know, what does it say on the package?

Sex: I am unique, and cannot describe the sheer magnitude of the fear you will feel, when i describe what i actually am

Race: 500 yard dash

Height: i just know i'm high enough to say i'm 69 feet deep in lime jello with my toesturnedto mini-sesshy0.0

Weight: 42 minutes in line baby, 42 minutes in line . (i'm being overly optimistic in a very subtle manner).

Interests/Hobbies: Video Games, Mange, Anime, Sports, D&D, Roleplaying, Writing, and Pie. (and DUCT TAPE!)

In addition to fanfics, I write lemons, romance novels, drama, horror, philosophy, and misguided fantasies of pie (mm mmm pie).

Marital Status: I took tae kwon do and wrestling! wait, you don't mean that? i gots a hobbit chick

Favorite kind of pie: apple

Where my sanity went: in that goddamned gutter

My favorite anime: vampires, ninjas, stuff like that

The disclaimer: i'm not actually into yaoi

My life according to Spanish class project: 25 food(theedible kind)25 girls(the otaku kind)25 sleeping(the lying down kind) and 24 funsies(the writing reading roleplayingand video games kind)and 1 work. (the mcdonalds and school kind)

Profession: Accounting Consultant of Customer Affairs (Legalese for Cashier)

Love interest: in mordor

Favorite Mythical Beast: vampire

Quotes: Everyone wants to reach the pie in the sky, but they just can't decide onwhat flavor it should be

There are 3 ultimate goods: pie, smexy girls, and anime. (Now all we need is a smexy pie girl anime)

The world is by definition apie... that is good... but why haven't I eaten it yet?

Ninjas are unbeatable, and Duct Tape can do anything... but can you beat a Ninja with Duct Tape?

If you spend your life working hard, life's not working for you.

Fear Sesshy's smexy floof! For it shall squish you!

A pie and a shovel can go a long way to achieving the ultimate goal: creating a pie tree. 0.0

God created us for his ownamusement... to explode eachother and create a spectacular show. In return, we get pie, and it's allllll worth it.

If God is always watching us, does that make him a pervert?

If there's anything we learned from Sango and Miroku, it's that girls can have bigger bones than guys.

Somewhere out there: the ducks are watching you!

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Kibblechemy reviews
Alphonse finds one of the strangest kitties he's ever seen. Elements of Ranma 12 and Elfen Lied are found within this story.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Alphonse E.
Sesshomaru's Secret reviews
Sesshomaru learns of the hidden truth about himself.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sesshōmaru - Complete
Ukyo finds Ryoga reviews
Ukyo and Ryoga finally get together... although it is part of Shampoo's plot to steal Ranma. Rated M for explicity, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ A STORY WITH MATURE CONCEPTS YOU MIGHT FIND APPALLING, DO NOT READ THIS.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Ukyo, Ryoga - Complete