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Tit for Tat by fowl68 reviews
Things that Arthur and Eames know about each other:: Eames doesn't tan.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 144,073 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Of Vincent by The Swimming Fish reviews
He notices that her nose is considerably similar to his, though admittedly it is more feminine. Still, it is long and straight. He never particularly liked his nose, but if his nose looked anything like hers, he didn't think he minded anymore. VN/MxOC
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - V. Nigel/Murrey - Complete
The Process of Getting Breakfast by sleepinnude reviews
"People put a lot of stock in the preparation of coffee... If Cocky Male Lead knew how Bookish but Sassy Female Lead took her coffee, then they were destined to be together. Somehow." Fluffy Arthur/Eames. Of the Routines series.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Sartorial Percipience by SnowSybaris reviews
Arthur projects emotional state with his clothing- buttons, vests, ties, cuffs, etc. Eames is very happy when he rolls his sleeves up. Explicit not-porn, slash.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Morning Afters by mishageddon reviews
ficlet. kinda sequel to "Darling", not really, sorta popped into my head. Arthur/Eames. "Eames owns a flat in Barcelona which is always in some sort of a mess."
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Feel the Pulse by VergofTowels reviews
It's all in the details... This fic tells the story of Arthur and Eames's relationship through their interactions with Cobb's children, mainly Philippa. A/E Cobb/Mal Philippa/OMC
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,186 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
The Handyman by Tsinoitulover reviews
AU oneshot. Watanuki destroys his kitchen and Yuuko-san kindly refers him to a top-notch handyman she just happens to know for the job. A slight twist at the end surprises Watanuki.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
SPIN THE BOTTLE by FuzzyCat reviews
Percy/Oliver slash of coarse. Percy is a rule follower, Oliver the breaker. So how can a simple muggle game break all their rules and bring two opposites closer together ? Warning - Oliver used Quidditch analogy a lot here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Reactions by Meg-Of-The-Moon reviews
A little oneshot thing, very little to it, other then some boy snogging boy. PercyXOliver
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Only In Dreams by Cleo Burton reviews
Draco's dream soon becomes reality due to an innocent blush and a severe case of Sexual Tension
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Tradition by FuNnY cIdE reviews
Short ficlet about how Lily and James named their only son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 121 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Broom Kit by CrimeScene21 reviews
Oneshot. Harry is in desperate need of a broom kit but isn't so lucky. During his search for the missing kits, he stumbles upon someone and ends up in a messy situation. HPDM slash. Rated for violence and suggestive themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Desideratum by Factorielle reviews
Watanuki has a point to make, but even tied up and blindfolded Doumeki is not cooperating. [WatanukiDoumeki]
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Asking Out Lily Evans by xAndromedaBlackx reviews
James Potter asks Lily Evans out. She rejects him. The end…or is it? JPLE oneshot, humor. Dialogue. MWPPL era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kiss the Cook by Zylarai reviews
When Watanuki puts on an apron that reads: KISS THE COOK, things get interesting. DouWata DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. Please review!
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Here by Serenetwinkle reviews
My quasismex fic. Doumeki reflects on what he likes about Watanuki.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2006 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
The Best Medicine by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Tamaki x Haruhi] Kissing it better really isn't sanitary, you know.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Moonlight by cassie89 reviews
Oneshot. FrancescaCasanova The night before the execution. R&R!
Casanova - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Careful Who You're Caught With by Maxine-san reviews
A Christmas present from the Weasley twins, two D.A. parties, several fights, and of course, mistletoe! This holiday season is shaping up to be slightly better than 5th year's, even if the person Harry'll be kissing isn't who he expected. Slash. Finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Blind Date by Merelyn25 reviews
Fred and George set Percy up with...guess who. PO Slash. Still not OoTP compatible. FINALLY UPDATED! Complete- Last Chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,796 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/21/2004 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Valentine's day for losers by S.J. More reviews
A valentine's day poem for Snape. Disclaimer: I didn't write this. It was a poem we all talked about in Elementary school.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Small Snippets From 12 Grimmauld Place by Drummers reviews
The scene of the Small Snippets has shifted; now mainly concentrated in 12, Grimmauld Place. Still the same Lupin, though, no fear!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2004 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Small Snippets From Lupin's Daily Life by Drummers reviews
A(n expanding) set of humorous insights into Prof Lupin's daily life at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Remus L., Severus S.
Harry Potter PickUp Lines by Bennybunny reviews
If you need a summary after reading the title, I suggest you read the title again. This is another product of my demented mind. Please, don't read this if you're a prude, you won't get even half of the jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
Diary of a Stalker by Bennybunny reviews
A horrible suspicion has been growing in Narcissa Malfoy's mind. The solution: stalk her husband Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete