Chantal Flameshadow
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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

I /should/ be doing my (what I now realize to be) truckload of homework, but now there's someone who's actually going to be reading this (I think). -looks pointedly at Zak- So, I guess some self-evaluation couldn't hurt.

Name: Chantal Flameshadow, Fourth of Dh00m, Co-founder of Feruche, Creator of the Ladies Melanie and Akila of Feruche (Mother and daughter, you sickos), Creator of the Almighty Ones, Authoress of all you survey below. Whew. That's a lot of titles. o.o

Age: 14, bitch!

Birthdate: May 30, 1992 GEMINIS RULE SO HARD!!

Ethnicity: African-American. And possibly Irish. Yeahp, mom's adopted. xD I like to say I'm Irish, it's kinda cool.

Birthplace: Cleveland, OH. But I now reside in Chicago, IL (-giggles as people from Chicago look at me funny-)

Gender: (Like you couldn't figure this out by now...) Female! Yeah-yeah!

Orientation/Relationship: Bi and proud of it/In a relationship with the most beautiful girl...woman in the entire world, Spirit Matsumoto de la Attique, Second of Dh00m, Creator/Founder/Soul of Feruche and pretty much all who reside in it and within the world around it, from Kishi down to Akila's sons Kieran(something like that...) and Damien.

What flips my bic, if you catch the Sookie Stackhouse reference: Pretty eyes, a sound mind (to balance out my sometimes hyperactive nature. Y'know, dual personality and all), I dunno really, whatever attracts me

What flips my bic off: Assholes, shouvanistic pigs, guys/girls who cheat and lie about it (I'd rather you tell me. I won't get mad, honest. I'll be upset, but I won't break up with you. If I love you and you love me and you really want me in your heart, it's...okay.), guys that don't know what they want, male depression (do NOT get me started), depression in general... I try not to be depressed, but sometimes I can't help myself.

Song(s) I can't get out of my head: (To look these songs up, try before google) Back At One - Brian McKnight "It's undeniable that we should be together. It's unbelievable, how I used to say that I'd fall never..."

Pretty Girl - Sugarcult "Pretty girl is suffering while he confesses everything. Pretty soon she'll figure out what his intentions were about..."

Supergirl - Krystal "Sometimes I had dreams; I'd picture myself flying. Above the clouds, high in the sky..."

Fergalicious - Fergie "Fergalicious: definition - make them boys go loco. They want my treasure so they get their pleasure from my photo."

Cut Up Angels - The Used "If we cut out the bad, well then we'd have nothing left. Like I cut up your mouth the night I stuffed it all in..."

Let it Bleed - The Used "This poison's my intoxication, I broke the needle off in my skin. Picked the scabs and picked the bleeding..."

Buried Myself Alive - The Used "You almost always pick the best times to drop the worst lines. You almost made me cry again this time..."

Sad Clown - Atmosphere "This world ain't a wasteland, just taste that way sometimes. Depends on the angle on how you read your lines. On this brick we stack and come together to build, there's a sick little crack in this foundation still. Humans, I can't accept them. Trying to figure out what fuels them and their essence..."

That's about it for now. I really need to start on my homework. Later!

EDIT: I just remembered I had a livejournal! XD It's kinda dead, so...that's prolly why. Here it is: http:// I am Mitsaru =D Add me. Just, like...tell me who you are. In fact, you can IM me at AIM or MSN. Mostly MSN because I forget about AIM. AIM: ChantalUsagi MSN: [email protected]

My Top Harry Potter ships:
Remus/Sirius
Harry/Severus
Harry/Draco
Sirius/James
Lucius/Severus

I think it's obvious I'm not a real het fan. And, y'know, girls get me goin and all that, but femslash is kinda...blah. o_o

My Least Favorite ships, you know the ones where you wanna shoot the person that even thinks of writing it:
Tonks/Remus (DIE!)
Remus/Draco (Ew..)
Harry/Hermione (I can sadly see this one)
Hermione/Severus (EEWEWWW!)
Hermione/Sirius (O_O)
Remus/Hermione (Gag me with a spoon, narly! XP)
Remus/Ginny (Oh f- -oh, god...barf!)
Sirius/Ginny (MY EYES! Oh, it burnsssss, preciousss!)
Draco/Severus (-shudder- I can see this one, too. Still doesn't make it any less gross.)
Draco/Sirius (Let's. Not. Go there.)

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The Comfort of Knowledge by SummerMess reviews
Slash. AU. Remus and Sirius meet briefly at a young age. When an older Remus shows up at Hogwarts a few years later he captures the attention of many, including Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,965 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 11/21/2020 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
You got that pierced? by sakiOlivia reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts after winter break and he's got a new attitude, with a new look to match it. And whats this about a certain Slytherin taking interest? rated for later chapters. (edited. In the process of being rewritten) (If you want to review again but can't, sign out and review as a guest. Just sign the note with your username)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/17/2020 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
I Didn't Want Them to Know by SimplyHermione reviews
Complete. HGDM. Hermione has some problems at home. Can Malfoy help her before it's too late? Recently bumped to M just in case for violence/trauma.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,866 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Disappear by Rirren reviews
Harry is transported into an alternate universe where he finds Sirius and his parents are still alive and he is Voldemort's most infamous deatheater. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,608 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Conscience by sordid humor reviews
There's a very fine line between being zealously good and undeniably evil. Unfortunately for man that line lives in our heads. For some it's called conscience, for others greed or self preservation. But what happens when those lines are tested? DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 437,846 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 9035 - Favs: 8,429 - Follows: 7,350 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
SEE What? by Lil Nezumi reviews
Permanently "ON HOLD" - HPDM, SSRL, creatureHPDM, headmaster overthrown, badGrangy badWheezy, new changes to Hogwarts curriculum. WARNING: Story severely edited, chapters HAVE been changed, but will be loaded at a later date.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 255,981 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bedtime Story by Muttzrock reviews
Harry and Draco live a happily married life with their two sons. They tell them the story of how they got together. Chapters 41-55 are best viewed on my website. Chapter 56 and onwards are only posted here
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 119,410 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Catch Me 22 by All Play No Work reviews
It is possibly impossible for Remus Lupin and Sirius Black to be together. But if they're not together, Remus for one, feels like he would implode. A story that attempts to obey the official documents.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,009 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Replace My life by LoireLoa reviews
Join Harry as he: flees the Dursley's, defies Dumbledore, throws parties, plots with Slytherins, hunts Horcruxes, and acts like a teenaged boy. Sixth year. NOT HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 46,437 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Famous Severus Snape & His Snarky Harry Potter by JusT-AnothEr-ChaIn-ReAction reviews
PostWar,NonHbpCanon. HpSs,Slash!No likey, no ready. Someone slips a bonding potion into Harry and Sev's drinks. Now they're bonded, and it's permanent. And the snarkiness insues. Rated M for later chapters, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
When the Future is Known by EbonyBlack1 reviews
Slash. It's time for the past to be righted. 6 year old Harry will train with the help of new friends and ghosts from his past. Voldemort and Dumbledore are going down. Meet Ebony and Emory. Dumbledore!bashing independentHarry. Hiatus!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,428 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Veela genes by Gothical-Fairy reviews
Hiatus Draco is, surprisingly enough a Veela. In an odd twist of events, Harry is his mate. With Voldermort, angry Weasley's and a swarm of fangirls, it's going to be an interesting year slash HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,316 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
In Rememberance by milgarion reviews
“Two thousand and five?” he repeated, his voice barely above a whisper, but the incredulity showed through. Surely that bludger hadn’t knocked him out for…“Seven years?” he asked, “I’ve been unconscious… for seven years!”“No.” Dumbledore’s voice interrupt
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,117 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
9 Months to Change by dorkphish9 reviews
Harry and Draco are happy and in love. They share a good life after the Final War, but what happens when they both discover that Harry is pregnant? Can Draco prove to be a better father than Lucius? Read and find out! SLASH and MPREG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,165 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Scent of Rain on Asphalt by lost and by the wind grieved reviews
Remus, abandoned by his parents on the streets of Paris, has since a young age lived and worked in the cities most infamous brothel: The Honeytrap. He is the main attraction and apparent heir. But, when he is accepted into Hogwarts school of Witchcraft an
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,688 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Operation Seduce Sirius by Joou-sama reviews
Remus loves Sirius, but Sirius is too dense to realize he loves Remus back. So what better than to make him jealous? With a little loving help from James of course. Main couple: RLSB Other: JPRL JPLE. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,407 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
He's a WHAT? by Ana-chan86 reviews
He could have been anything. A Goblin. An Orc. A Mountain Troll. Hell, he could have been the King of Dwarves for all Harry cared. But NO, of all the magical creatures, Draco Malfoy had to be a vampire. DMHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,933 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Severus S., Sirius B.] - Complete
Warped Through Time by Ashira91 reviews
Due to an unfortunate time turner incident, Harry and Hermione are transferred back in time....Way back in time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Slytherin Saviours by Ariande reviews
Renamed! Easier Search.6th Year, Harry gets a shock. All 5th & 6th year students are being resorted. Yup, another resorting but different. Can Harry save the Slytherins? More Important,can Slytherins save Harry? NOT a Dark!Harry tale. Snape!Mentor, Eventu
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,093 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 2,764 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Momentum by Children of the Shadows reviews
An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 295,885 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2006 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Cry of the Wolf by Okaishi reviews
Follows Remus and Sirius' relationship. Remus is in love with Sirius, who is clueless, and Remus' wolf state is keen to claim his mate. SLASH warning. Fic Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,024 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
For Always by melodia04 reviews
Draco is a vampire who took Harry in payment for his uncle's debts. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,271 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Project by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, HPDM slash. Harry is bored after the war. When he accidentally finds a file indicating that the Ministry was less than just to the Malfoy family, he decides helping them can be his next pet project. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,836 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blood, Sweat, and Tears by Soricel reviews
Harry Potter finds Severus Snape's emotional side after the Death Eaters discover Sev is a spy. What next? Warnings: Snarry and Sirimus SLASH, rape, and its aftermath. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,895 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
One Night Out On Good Behaviour by skinnyrita reviews
HPDM. We've been separated for nearly a month, Potter. Who knows when we'll be let out on good behaviour again? This night isn't over yet. Formerly a oneshot, now a chaptered story due to good reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,340 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Beauty is the Beast by QueenGen reviews
A beautiful, bitter man is forced to be the one thing he feared to become: a beast. Repulsed by his hideous reflection, he hides away. Can a scar headed savior save him as well? HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,618 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
something's a miss by the-mpreg-spirit reviews
Slash. mpreg. Harry refuses to leave his Head Boy room. Why? is it because he's showing or is it because he's taking Hermione's advice and studying - except the books he's studying are pregnancy books! There's only one person that can make Harry leave his
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,850 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Shrinking Snape by Srforests reviews
Neville Longbottom botches a shrinking potion that causes Professor Severus Snape to shrink until he's three inches tall. Harry is forced to look after him and keep him a secret. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,806 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Very Binding Game by CoolGuy28 reviews
Sirius and Remus play a strange game of Truth or Dare, with some interesting consequences. R&R please! Chapter 13 is up! Rated M. SiriusRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,049 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Harry and the Bobcats by AlexaR reviews
Harry, Ron, Crabbe, and Goyle create a revolutionary gay band over summer break that becomes a huge success. They go on tour while Draco has his way with every girl along the way. Must read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,324 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
A new begining by Godess of Dark reviews
Harry ran off to New York where he happens to be the best home designer. Draco so happens to need a home designed. Thier fighting instantly ends. Will something else begin? Slash Harry Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sugar High by stolenenchantment reviews
On a homework free Saturday night, Harry becomes extremely sugar high. He is on his way to the kitchen to find more sugar when he runs into Draco Malfoy, who is on a similar quest. Unexpected slashy things take place. SLASH HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,269 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Summertime and the Living is Crazy by Riyan reviews
Summer Holidays.. Harry gets an unusual visitor who asks him for help. HPDM COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 75,343 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Other Kind of Evil by kavi-sama reviews
What's the only thing worse than Voldemort? A female Dark Lord hell bent on conquering the world before her rival does while dealing with her idiotic minions, dreadful past and Oreo addiction. Meet Lord Psycho. [HBP. Many OCs. Wordcount isn't THAT scary.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 36 - Words: 301,737 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
For You by Plushii reviews
Sirius Black, most feared angel and strongest of Heaven’s armies has never once fallen in love—until he met a certain little street rat that tugged his heart. AU, SiriusRemus slash. Man I suck at summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,519 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Harry, The Mind Reader by snakefever reviews
Harry gets covered in potion, than all of a suddon he hears thoughts. Especialy one potion master who is infatuated with him. Does he want him to stop, or is he not as staight as he thought. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,472 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Difficulties of Being a Vampire by balanced insanity reviews
Who here is sick of: Harry's emo, watch him be angsty, become a vampire, and then commit suicide type stories? I guess you could call this a parody with it's own plot! note: this is all in good humor HPxDM slash later on R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,862 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The sexual escapades of Draco Malfoy by JamesBlack3478 reviews
TRANSLATION Draco let his diary lying around and Pansy finds it. Because of a few accidents the diary gets public and soon the whole school knows about Draco's sex life. And even Harry reads it and suddenly sees Draco from a different point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,647 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Watched A Change by William Wolfe reviews
Remus has a furry, little problem, but he can't tell anybody, especially Sirius. But when a mishap in Potions lands him in the hospitable wing, how much longer can he hide his secret? RLSB slash, 3part. CHAPTER 3 IN PROGRESS! Dedicated to Jake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,208 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Harry Potter MWPP Year 4: Phantom Reality by SongOfStars reviews
Year 4 of 7x: One by one, students collapse & end up in the hospital wing but when Professors start failing too, any hope of recovery is lost. Meanwhile, random events break out all over the castle. Is there a connection between the two?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Arranged Marriage by Psycho Vampiress reviews
7th year Voldie's dead. The ministry gets Harry and Draco to marry each other for the sake of peace. Will they be able to get along or will they end up killing each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,767 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Book by I-Kiss-The-Air reviews
When Harry agrees to read a magical novel of Hermione's, does he really understand what he's getting into? HD Slash, and femslash near the end, I believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Business Affair by silver-etoile reviews
COMPLETE. Harry is married and happy. Well... not happy, but he gets by. Several years after Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy makes a sudden reappearance in his life and the results are disasterous. HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 110,756 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Insanity Loves Company: A Neurotic's Notebook by Winnett reviews
Therapy, fickle fate, a spirit octopus and one snide Potions Master: All typical fuel for Harry's neurosis. Harry and Severus Gen
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Say It Ain't So! by Ahja Reyn reviews
Harry's on a mission to stop Draco from leaving him, taking some of the most drastic measures imaginable to get his point across...contains satire attacking popular HP fandom clichés
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Underlease by BC reviews
Slash! Harry used Dark Arts on himself, and now it's up to Professor Snape and Draco Malfoy to keep him alive. When Dumbledore unexpectedly opposes their goal, they are left with a single option: go to the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 77,427 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Incubus Anxieties by daemonfamiliar reviews
Draco finds out he's an incubus at the same time Harry gets up the nerve to tell him he likes him as more than a friend. How can Harry find out what's wrong and convince him that his feelings are real in time to save Draco from himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,426 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chance For Happiness by Gooley reviews
@EDITING AND [email protected] #-STORY COMPLETE-#
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,517 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Never Enough by BadKatPat reviews
Sometimes you take what you can get in a relationship. Harry didn’t particularly like this one vice of his, but Harry wasn’t here. Chapter 8 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,752 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Double Looks by charming2drew reviews
HPDM. Alternate Universe. Harry is not the boy who lived, just a regular quiet abused kid with no friends. Until people suddenly want to know who he is as well as a certain Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,160 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Break Me Down by Keya127 reviews
Postwar, AU, implied mPreg, PG13, but rating will go higher in later chapters. Right now its PWP. What do Death Eaters, old boyfriends, America, and secrets have in common? Read and find out. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,858 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Whole World Is Against Me by Jedi-Bant reviews
CHAPTER 1 BETA READ AND REPOSTED... Having children out of wedlock is forbidden in the Wizarding World. But Harry didn't know or that he could get pregnant and now he has to try and support his baby girl, as a whore in London. MPREG, Slash, Prostitution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,196 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Harry P., Neville L.
I Will Have You! by queennerdlord reviews
HPDM AU Draco Malfoy meets a beautiful black haired boy in Madam Malkins and is unable to take his eyes off him.Will they gain a new friendship? Will it progress to something more? Draco also comes into his inheritage this year. Of what though?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,048 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Every Guy Has a Soft Spot for a Cat by makeshiftdraco reviews
Draco discovers a cute, cuddly visitor left to him by a Mysterious Person. How will this new kitty bring Harry and Draco closer together? Only the madness of the author's creation, followed by you reading it, will reveal the crazy antics and adventures!Re
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,728 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
I'll See You In Detention by natilie7 reviews
Harry and Draco have been cought passing notes in class! When they go for dention, they relize the chemestry they have together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Life, Love, and Everything in Between by Sweet Mercy reviews
Severus Snape walks in on a certain boy wizard in the bathroom and realises just how much he wants to be with him. He sets out to prove his feelings wrong but ends up falling deeper in love. SLASH, MPREG, SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,830 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The News by shinchansgirl reviews
For WritersFunk. For Azira Morrgaine Vida. yaoislash. LEMON. HPDM, featuring both DARK and KINKY Harry. Draco receives some rather disturbing news from the boy who wouldn't die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,713 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hate To Love Him, Love To Hate Him by SilverVampBaby reviews
Harry makes a few new friends over the summer. He returns to school where he developes an enormous crush on the Slytherin prince, who just might be harboring similar feelings. Slash, HarryDraco, Cutting, Swearing,and some stuff I'm probalbly leaving out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,631 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Learning Life Over by Meander Later reviews
Harry was a workaholic Auror, and happy that way. He did not ask Malfoy to kidnap him and teach him the finer points of pleasure. HPDM slash, HBP spoilers. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 184,803 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tallest Tower by yaoi-fied reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry is sad with his life. That is, until Snape resorts everone. HPSS. HPSSDM. DMLV. MPREG. SLASH. Orgasmic Jelly Beans, Chacolate Covered Condoms, and Witzers Midnight Delights. R&R. After HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Love Again by harrystrulove reviews
After the war, Draco Malfoy is given a second chance at life. Can two sworn enemies start afresh? A new friendship is born, and grows into the last thing Harry and Draco ever expected. VIDEO TRAILER NOW AVAILABLE FOR THIS STORY! SEE MY HOME PAGE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,465 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Full moons, Every Flavor Beans and Discovery by halloweenpixie reviews
The marauders find out some things about themselves the never knew. An intimate look into Sirius homelife. James and Lily have issues as well as our lovely Sirius and Remus. I like it... As much as I can say that without sounding full of myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,986 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Notes for Christmas by EvilAngelBB reviews
Harry’s at Hogwarts for Christmas. No one else seems to be around, but he starts finding little gifts around the castle with notes addressed to him. As he reads the notes with every present, he begins to fall for the mysterious person. By Christmas Eve
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Black Parade by frostimar reviews
Harry Potter is the most prized student at Hogwarts Catholic Academy, but when a mysterious new transfer student, Draco Malfoy arrives, his world is shaken and some things that are better left buried are unearthed. AU, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,877 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Third Parent by alleycatabra reviews
Harry has more than the usual number of parents. He also has more than the usual number of worries and angst. What will happen... Don't own any of this, and not making money.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,797 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Wicked Games by Jin 2.5 reviews
Sirius introduces a dangerous game of seduction with Remus, only to start something he finds he may not be able to finish. Slashy bits[finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,714 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Turning you into someone New by FireStorm00X reviews
Narcissa knows her son better than anyone. So when the other women challenge her to make Draco a soulmate, she accepts without delay. Until they choose for her to reshape Harry Potter into her sons' perfect man. Slash warning, disregards HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 145,949 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Santa Baby 2006 by Bonnie Black reviews
Redone. Harry works late on Christmas Eve and comes home to an angry boyfriend and a rather...kinky surprise. Warnings: Slash, Draco in Drag.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All'Improvviso Amore: The Unexpected Love by Green-Silver-Slytherin reviews
Dumbledore gets wind that Harry wants out of his uncles house. He tells Snape to go check on him. What Snape finds leads to a story of pain, betrayal, lost friends, new family, and love. story is a lot better than summary
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Scarred Existence by Lost Heart 89 reviews
The summer after Harry's fifth year, the Dursleys reach an all time low. When Severus Snape saves Harry, everything begins to change. Mentor!Snape, DMHP Slash, Cutting, Abuse, Rape, PTSD, and Other Issues! POSSIBLE TRIGGER! FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 135 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Potions Lesson by Lea Anberlyn reviews
Oneshot. Slash. HPDM. Draco likes Potions a little too much in Harry's very humble opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When I'm Sixty Four by fantasticarla reviews
ONE SHOT. HD slash! Draco muses as he watches a sweet elderly couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Curses! by Riventhorn reviews
Harry and Draco accidentaly cast the Curse Performed by Mortal Enemies at the Same Time. Breaking it could be a challenge. HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And Many More by Chervil reviews
'We have a history,' Snape hisses through clenched teeth. 'You cannot hope to erase my past just because you are my future.' Written for Lanta: Snape is given as a gift to Harry. [HarryxSnape]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
So Much Closer by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
“You just kissed me.” “You stuck your tongue in my mouth.” [MWPP. Sirius & Remus deal with their relationship.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Tears of Vampires by Black Dragon Lady reviews
HPSSSlash I really don't have a summary. but this is AU. Severus wants harry for keeps. Harry finds confort in Severus and starts to fall in love with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,036 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Hogwarts Adaptation of King Arthur by grave-walker reviews
Sequel to April Fools. There's going to be a school play at Hogwarts, with Harry and Draco as its stars. However when a plot is found out for straight seduction, harry and Draco must find a way for revenge and to save themselves from straight sex! HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,478 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Strip, Dance, Strip by His Spectacles reviews
Harry gets a little drunk and naked. SLASH HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love Fever by Janara reviews
HIATUS Harry Potter, the defeater of Voldemort, has taken mysteriously ill. Can the one that holds his heart save him? A HarryDraco story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,366 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Secret Out by MindStorm88 reviews
This is the sequel to Little Secret In which everyone finds out..and random mayhem ensues! LOTS OF SMEX! BE FOREWARNED!Evil laugh XD rated M for fluff, LEMONS! LOTS of LEMONS! boyxboy and some language! THIS IS NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,990 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Indian Summer by pins reviews
Shivers ran up and down his body and the pain put his arms on fire. He was aware of his own tiny whimpers mingling with Malfoy’s as the people drew nearer and nearer." Draco finds Harry in the forbidden forest with a razor. love, self-harm, slash, quiddit
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,121 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Confrontations by Dwight4Studly reviews
Three different confrontations work toward the same goal. Sirius wants to know if Remus is or isn’t … RemusSirius, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Italian Lessons by sbrianson reviews
They say that you can't lose what you never had. But on a family holiday to Italy, Sirius discovers that that's still no consolation. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Confection by gunshotSilence reviews
Twincest. The strongest bond of all is blood. FredxGeorge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,823 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - George W., George W.
Sexy Back by Drummer Chick 13 reviews
Sirius is bringing sexy back. Song fic using Justin Timberlake's, Sexy Back. RLSB. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
PMS: Pre Moon Sickness by MinervaEvenstar reviews
The hilarious tale of desires. James wants Lily. Sirius wants Remus. The objects of their affection want not to have PMS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Out of Darkness by Luna Rosa reviews
Remus Lupin has exiled himself from the wizarding world, unable to deal with the pain of the second war but a near fatal accident reacquaints him with the past and he realises that some old friends may be more in need of him than he thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,462 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Therapy by Blood Everlasting reviews
Sometimes, you just need to get it all out... and maybe get laid while you're at it? DH fluff and lemon. Misunderstandings suck... and so does writing summaries O.o Draco's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lessons by just-Felton reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry asks Draco for private lessons of a ‘slightly’ different kind. M rating for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lint Balls by Erena G.T. Rose reviews
CRW project. My happyhumorous spin on the end of OotP. Class project to change a tragedy. Lol. Slightly slashy RemusSirius. It has humor, slash...and lint balls. Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What Was Meant to Be by oxWolfxstarxo reviews
rated for mpreg, language, slash...and a lot of sex...When Sirius goes beyond the veil, he meets up with someone who can send him back to the land of the living so he can live his life the way it was meant to be lived. SBRL slash! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,816 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Diary of Severus Snape by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
The diary of Snape, lasting through Harry's years at Hogwarts. Humor Written with LeggyLover03.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,840 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Happily Ever After? by jennifer snape reviews
Harry tells his favourite Slytherin a story.... Will Draco stop butting in long enough for Harry to finish it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
ChocolateCoated Parseltongue by His Spectacles reviews
Draco's kink is Parseltongue. Harry's kink is chocolate all over Draco. How do they combine the two together? Seriously PWP, FLUFF and HD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Break by breaktheline reviews
Sirius is falling apart, and Remus has more to do with it than he knows. 1 of 2, rated for eventual NC17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Woes of the Moon by Raei reviews
Remus Lupin has never experienced love other then that of his mother. When he starts to feel different towards a certain marauder, things rapidly change - but for the better or worse? Only time will Tell. (RL-SB, Slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 160,653 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Will You Be My Only? by xx.archimedes reviews
Remus has feeling for Sirius. Sirius has feelings for Remus. Remus almost dies. Sirius saves him, but what happens when James gets in the way of their happiness? SLASH S&R. It's finished. [cries]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,440 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L.
So Which One is Mommy? by WhiteWolfCub reviews
[Hey Remus? So...which one is mommy? Sirius asked. Cause it is not going to be me!]Remus is pregnant, not having the knowledge that werewolves could. Now, Voldemort has set his sights on him and Sirius, bringing them into a world of trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Forever young by Pforte reviews
Sirius Black didn't believe in love. At least that was what he repeatedly told everyone who was willing to listen – and a few who weren’t. A RemusSirius story with a sprinkling of Queer as Folk quotes. It' slash, so consider yourself warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Wears the Trousers by AbstractConcept reviews
Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A short oneshot humorromance that will hopefully leave you in stitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Dancing Tampons by BestSkeptic reviews
Draco stumbles into Hermione's tampon stash and is completely oblivious as to what they are. A short, lighthearted piece that goes to show that even married couples, despite vows to do otherwise, keep secrets from each other. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Voices carry by sparkin reviews
Ron learns the hard way about why you should never eavesdrop on other people's conversations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I believe in a thing called love by ErinChilde reviews
Sirius listens to James advice and drops subtlety. RS slash, kiddos. No homophobes. Don't like don't read. Flames will be used to light sparklers at a gay pride parade. Songfic set to song from The Darkness. MWPP era. Fluffy oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Remus’ Little Girl by Lady Remus 1983 reviews
Remus is going to have fun punishing his “little girl”. COMPLETED WARNINGS: BDSM, Male domination, cross dressing, homosexual activity
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Night Maneuvers by LadySirius32158 reviews
Remus is hungry like the wolf for Sirius. But will he ever admit? And will he ever do anything about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Under Your Spell by Leanna reviews
Sirius has his suspicions about Remus’s new girlfriend. Is he really in love with her, or is there something else behind his sudden infatuation? SLASH. Remus & Sirius. Oneshot. Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius & Remus Marauders Era by Gilana1 reviews
WARNING SLASH Part of the Sirius and Remus series. M rating is just to be safe. About their relationship. Starts in 6th year. Doesn't go by OOTP mostly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,664 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2470 - Favs: 3,890 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This Could All Be Yours by Kasigi Omi reviews
Sirius tries to find the perfect gift for Remus to let him know how he feels about him... and it offers more complications than he had expected. SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
In a Hand Basket by Vaudevillain reviews
Sirius and James pillow talk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Into the Closet by silver-etoile reviews
COMPLETE: Harry and Draco are stuck in a closet for a night. What's there to do? Fight, of course! And perhaps something else...HD SLASH formerly under roxierose13 penname
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,416 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hauled Over the Coals by Lykaios Nyx reviews
Molly Weasley gets the yelling that she rightfully deserves. RLSB SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Remus and the Chocolate Factory by Captain Oz reviews
A mysterious chocolatier is allowing five people around his factory… and our favourite chocoholic werewolf is one of them! Slashy goodness wrapped in chocolate. Johnny Depp is hot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
I Never by Captain Oz reviews
Remus and Sirius play a drinking game. Dialogue fic, slash. Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Word Association by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Remus feels mischievous and the boys play Word Association in the library because we all know Sirius can't say no to a challenge ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Blood, Demons, and Sadists by Twistedmaniac reviews
Draco tortures Harry in a number of different ways, with help from Hades. Seems there's a side to The Boy Who Lived that can only be brought out with bloodshed. Torture, slash, disturbing scenes, language, some rape, full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,981 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Waiting a Long Time by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
“That you don’t like sex?” “No, James. That I’d like sex if it was with a bloke.” Sirius comes out to James. Implied RLSB. [Complete.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Inspired By Your Shoe Laces by Smarmy Penguin reviews
When Blaise, Draco and Goyle decide to rebel against their parents in the most unusual fashion, chaos insures! Featuring Harry Potter’s magic fingers, Leather, shoe laces, funnels and anything else these twisted boys can produce. finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,087 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Baby Blues by Alania Black reviews
Remus knew when he married Sirius that he would have to sacrifice a lot. He just never realised he would have to sacrifice this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hand in Hand by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Enemies James Potter and Lily Evans' hands are stuck together by James' fellow Marauders...mainly Sirius's idea. Read the story of how they discover love is the heart of acceptance and hate is the heart of denial. Includes nifflers and Marauder fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,853 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Sexual Philosiphy of Ice Cream by labarynth-mind reviews
It's a hot day at hogwarts, and Draco overhears and interesting conversation between Ron and Harry. Warning: DMHP! slash! Naughty food talk!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Larry Snotter and the Stargate of Doom by Pavlova Lamington reviews
SG-1 gate to a twisted Harry Potter-like world and are forced to attend Slogworts School of Bitchcraft and Gizzardry. Stargate SG-1/Harry Potter crossover.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 4/9/2003
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Dragon and Phoenix reviews
A creature and a blonde. A prude and a slut. A whole bunch of other people. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR! HPDM and RWBZ SLASH M to be safe Coauthored by Chantal Flameshadow and QueenGen
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,704 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Elevator reviews
When Draco has a startling vision about his neighbor, a few fates collide quite literally...and with a vengeance. DMHP oneshot Might continue
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Diary of Remus Lupin reviews
While living in Cleveland Hts 2006, Remus Lupin records all the events of his life in a blue velvet journal. Take a look inside while he grapples with everyday life and his fave obsession... RLSB slash warnings inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Another Suitcase reviews
During the 7th year end of term whateveryoucallit, Sirius pours out his soul in a song. JPLE, RLSB slight slash, don't like don't read. T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Far From Lonely reviews
I love The Used! Can you tell?After a prank gone wrong or right, Sirius becomes a little kid and revisits his long buried obsession with werewolves. When he becomes a teen again, he and Remus must come to grips with something long hidden. RLSB slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.