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So I looked at my page the other day and saw that some people have actually looked at my profile so I figured that I should maybe give these nice people who decided to look at my profile something to actually look at. Aren’t I nice? Yes I am a nice person. So if you care about this stuff then here are some info for you to sink your teeth into. I happen to be the amazing age of 16 and live…… well I live somewhere. My name is really not that important but if you must know it’s…… oh you wouldn’t care. My sex is also not important but I will at least answer that one and saw that I am a male. I also would like to say that I HATE YAOI. I will never read a yaoi and that’s final. What really makes me made is authors who seem to forget top tell you about this little bit of information and than bam two guys are making out. I am not trying to insult people who are homosexual I have nothing wrong with that , but its just something that I really don’t want to read or need the images in my head because then I will have bad dreams. So what else….. Hmmm. I look to read…. Yep that sounds good and I like to…. Oh forget it that should be good for a while. Remember people don’t be a fool wrap your tool.

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Fairy Dance of Death by Catsy reviews
AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 356,062 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
Redemption of the Fallen by Manatheron reviews
A Different Path from the valley of the end. Officially pseudo-complete (My Co-author dropped off the map)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,687 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Carnage by Black Forests reviews
Being stripped from his post as an ANBU and reduced to a genin, Naruto became a mere confused teenager. With time, he will realise life is worth living after all. Naruto/Ino. Beta-ed by Erugenel. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,863 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
All for One by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3337 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 2,623 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2113 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: A Beginning by General Grievous reviews
[Naruto x World of Warcraft][Part 1] Naruto travels through a world filled with mystery, treachery and loads of different kinds of ramen. He sets out to become a legend. [NaruxOC]or[NaruxSaku] [New Story Up: The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 591,928 - Reviews: 2936 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 5,163 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Uzumaki Lineage reviews
AU What if Uzumaki was a powerful clan in Konoha with a strong Bloodline ability and Naruto is the last member. 5th chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,328 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006
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