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Author has written 10 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, and D.Gray-Man.

Well now. This seems to be the place where I'm meant to type in stuff about me. But I won't type much, because there are waay too many internet stalkers out there. So I'll put other stuff here.
I have been reading fanfics since... wow, I've been reading a looong time. I read various things, including stuff like Naruto, Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, and LOOAAADS of other things. As you can see, I'm rather scatterbrained sometimes, and may not always update regularly, but updates will happen, eventually. Have faith, that's all I ask of you.

HI. I'M BACK. Now shipping: d.gray-man, Bleach, Axis Powers: Hetalia, Baccano! and other various series.

d.gray-man

POKER PAIR WEEK
aka Tyki Mikk/Allen Walker
October 8th through 14th
DO IT. I DARE YOU.
Forum: http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/62524/16315461/1/

OFFICIAL THEMES (in no particular order):
1. Homosexual Card Games
2. Verbal Molestation
3. Towels
4. Drunken Lament
5. History
6. Stranger Danger
7. Hey, Pretty

PLEASE NOTE THIS: Unless I completely change my writing style, over 90 of my stories will be AU, meaning I'll keep some of the canon storyline, but they will in all likelyhood contain at least one OC and will be spoiler heavy.

STORIES POSTED (updates!)

Tripartite (Bleach): Theirs wasn't a conventional relationship, not by any stretch of the imagination. A collection of 50 sentences focusing on the pairing of GrimmHimeUlqui. Rated M for safety. What I update when I have nothing else to do.

Just The Two of Us (Death Note)(Oneshot): In this moment, they were themselves. Not the three Greatest Dectectives in the world, not a mute dancer. Just a man and a woman. Just the two of them. Warning: Lemon content, not for minors. I wrote (most of) this in Maths.

Bleach OneWord 50Prompts: This is what I'm really working on at the moment, sorry for the horrendously slow update speed, but Assessment Block is coming up and therefore I will be slooow in updates

Mikomi: Fragments Through A Shattered Mirror (Naruto): Little drabbly oneshots. They all relate to the Mikomi storyline, and tell the story of their lives. ON HIATUS

Mikomi (Naruto): In Progress. Sorry that it's taking so long, but I have a ridiculously slow typing speed, and it oputs onto the brakes when I'm trying to transfer from paper to the computer. Will get there eventually, just have patience. Chapter Four still being written. ON HIATUS

DarkClaw (X-Men): Being rewritten, along with most of my other fanfics that I've started. AU - ish, introduces Gambit (YAY for the Ragin' Cajun), and a few OCs. Good for me. ON HIATUS

Mismatch (Naruto): Set in Mikomiverse. On hiatus until further notice

STORIES IN THE WINGS

Legendary Trio (Naruto): AU Retrieve Sasuke Arc. Sakura and Naruto reason with Sasuke, and prevent him from joining Orochimaru (Baka snake-rapist never saw this one comin'!). They travel the world, and become known through whispers and campfire stories, and declared the second Densetsu no Sannin.

Clan (Primeval): Completely and utterly AU, and proud of it. Right from the beginning, what if there had been others watching, as the gorgonopsid chased Helen through the anomaly? What is they had known? What happens when their society and Nick's team collide?

Light of the Moon (Primeval): AU, and an OC. What would happen if Stephen had a sister, that only he and Nick knew about? A girl with a strange past, who knows the future, and can create anomalies. Mayhem ensues.

Untitled (Pokemon): Remember the disaster that Team Rocket caused when they cloned Mew and created MewTwo? Well, they may have learnt their lesson in cloning Legendaries, but their dabbling in genectics is far from an end. Rumours have been circulating for years about a place where they are attempting to combine Pokemon and Human DNA, but are they just rumours?

Please note, other as yet unwritten plotbunnies are still running around. They include:

At least two STAR WARS fanfics
At least three DOCTOR WHO fic
Another X-MEN fanfic
And several TORCHWOOD,
And maybe just a few more NARUTO and POKEMON fics.

And however many original plotbunnies. Thanks!

Fav. Quotes/Sayings/Other: As you can see, I do love quotes, and will spend a good portion of lessons on computers searching for quotes, slogans, and other random things.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this into your profile page.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile page.

"Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere."

"I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones."

"I'm not clumsy, I'm gravatationally challanged."

"My imaginary friend thinks you have issues."

"Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups."

"Anyone can trip downstairs. Hover, falling UPstairs takes talent."

"The true meaning of a patriot is one who is willing to protect their country from their government."

"Writing is easy: You just sit in front of a piece of paper and sweat blood!"

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

"There is no indignity in being afraid to die. But the shame of being afraid to live is terrible."

"The first casualty of war is always truth."

"A clear conscience is usually the first sign of memory loss."

"Your theory's crazy, but not crazy enough to work."

"I hear voices in my head, but it's okay. Most of them are pretty nice."

"Safety first! Buckle your seat belts and prepare for an accident!"

"How can I stand idly by as men are taught to apologize for weakness and women are taught to apologize for strength?"

"You have enemies? Good, because that means you've stood for something sometime in your life."

"Most people learn by observation, A few learn by experimentation, And then there are those like me who actually touch the fire to to see if it's hot."

"Girls kick ass. Says so on the t-shirt."

"The only infinite things are the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the first one."

"The real proof there's intelligent life out there because they've never tried to contact us."

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Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 344 - Words: 696,444 - Reviews: 3534 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006
Marauders 101: An Inside Guide by n33n reviews
My deepest, most heartfelt congratulations! You have, inevitably stumbled upon this book. It is no ordinary book...in fact, it...well, what are you waiting for? OPEN UP! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,566 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/17/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
She's My Soul by C.Queen reviews
When Gin wakes from a nightmare and into his living one, he thinks only of her and what had been.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Nurture Issue by Zessei reviews
AU: Due to beguiling, underhanded tactics, and emotional blackmail Tsunade finds herself raising a legacy. TsuJir, NaruSaku, ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,168 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Cooking The Right Stuff by Silvel-chan reviews
Cooking is simple, you just need to know how to mix in the right ingredients. This is a series of oneshots that feature Sakura with various other characters that you choose. NaruSaku. SasuSaku. HayaSaku. YonSaku. KibaSaku KabuSaku. IbikiSaku. ETC...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Quando, Quando, Quando by Philyra reviews
AU. The tango is all about dominance and control. They'd forgotten about the passion, until it swept them both away. HitsuMatsu. Part two of the Strictly Ballroom series.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/15/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Sway by Philyra reviews
AU. Nanao chan, look at me. Even if it's just for five minutes, love me. Pretend that all you see in the world is me. Written for BlackVelvetBand's Shunsui Nanao Challenge and part one of the Strictly Ballroom series.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Lean On Me by randomlass reviews
Prequel to Hope. She fights to keep her family alive, but she doesn't take care of herself, he wants to change that. Slight LeoOC
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006
Blackbird Fly by Quillslinger reviews
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see. Ibiki/Anko.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Ibiki M., Anko M. - Complete
Make a Move by WolfPhantoms reviews
He waited for her to make a move... she waited for his. When her parents decide to take her away for a 'better life'... and the Wolverine is awoken for a familiar mutant's devious plans... the question is... who will make the next move? Rogan
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,390 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - [Logan/Wolverine, Rogue]
Between A Tiger and A Stag by Copper Vixen reviews
Can six illegal animagi survive the Forbidden Forest, Death Eater attacks, and each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Invisible Monsters by skullanddog reviews
Roll up roll up for life and death and all things slimy on the icy slopes of planet Beta!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,760 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
How We Survive: Winds of Change by twighlightshadow reviews
For Harry Potter, returning to Hogwarts means many things: food and a warm place to sleep, a strange mix of laughter and peril, and divulging a secret. Danger is on its way. Sequel to How We Survive: The Runaway. Welcome back to Hogwarts, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,544 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Something Old, Something New by dolly.the.sheep reviews
nothing to do with weddings the phrase just fits! Boxing Day, the Doctor tests out his new body. inspired by a livejournal comic by nekochan42.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
So Many Choices by Mira-Jade reviews
Jaina Solo has so many men to choose from. So she decides to play a compare and contrast game to pick out the best one.
New Jedi Order - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
The Shaping of a Jedi by Eruannelaviriel reviews
I was devastated at the events of Star by Star. I wanted to remedy the situation, but in typical NJO fashion. I.E.: Not the family reunion you would expect for the Solos. AUTHOR'S NOTE! PLEASE READ!
New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 4/26/2005
How We Survive: The Runaway by twighlightshadow reviews
An attack on the Dursleys left Harry to fend for himself. Years later, an overheard conversation results in new challenges which may prove impossible in the long run, such as remaining hidden in plain view, learning to trust again, and staying alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,439 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Room of Requirement by n33n reviews
Let's say that our dear Lily and James gets stuck in the Room of Requirement until they finally settle their differences...once and for all...enjoy! This is a Lily and James fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Star Wars : New Jedi Order : Tribe by Violence reviews
When a new species emerges, one that have the ability to defeat the Yuuzhan Vong on a grand scale, the Galactic alliance jump at the chance to find out more about them. But what is their secret? How do they know the Yuuzhan Vong? And why are they too,
New Jedi Order - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2004
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Tripartite reviews
Theirs wasn't a conventional relationship, not by any stretch of the imagination. A collection of 50 sentences focusing on the pairing of GrimmHimeUlqui. OT3. Rated M for safety.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J.
Une Belle Idylle
My entry for Poker Pair Week 2009! 'Allen didn't know how he'd ended up in hospital, but they said that was common with severe trauma injuries. What he did know was that he was incredibly lonely. Little did he realise that was about to change.'
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk
Just The Two Of Us reviews
In this moment, they were themselves. Not the three Greatest Dectectives in the world, not a mute dancer. Just a man and a woman. Just the two of them. Warning: Lemon content, not for minors.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/23/2009 - L - Complete
Bleach OneWord 50Prompts reviews
50 oneshots based around the characters of Bleach. Romance, angst, love, betrayal and bits of randomness ensue. Warning: Set in mildly alternate universe. Spoilers to current manga chapters.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,329 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009
Mikomi: Fragments Through A Shattered Mirror
Various drabbly oneshots that tell the stories of those in Mikomi. AU, romance, melacholy, plot turns and character development abounds! Warning: May contain spoilers to the current chapter
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,136 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009
Team Gai OneWord 20Prompts
A series of 20 oneshots focusing on Team Gai. Set in non - canon universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009
Team 8 OneWord 20Prompts
20 oneshots based around Konoha's Team 8. Set in non - canon universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009
Mismatch
These mismatched eyes... They look upon the painful world, not with hate, but with wonder, and hope. "Maybe one day, there will be a safe place for all, but until then, this'll have to do" Highly AU story, probably epic. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Published: 9/8/2008
Mikomi reviews
When everything you try seems to backfire on you, there is only one thing you can do. Hope. AU, TeamSeven-centric, pairing undecided
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Naruto U.
DarkClaw reviews
NOTE: ON HIATUS
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/7/2007