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Joined 05-08-06, id: 1042151, Profile Updated: 01-17-14
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Max Payne, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

First iteration (A long-long time ago):

Erm, hello there!

So you want to know a bit about me, huh? Either that, or you'd already be looking at my favorites. Well, to those of you who are still here, I'll say the following:

I'm a guy, 18 years old (as of the last time I updated this thing, at least), born on February 14th, 1988. Yep, valentine's day, the most frustrating day of the year. I love attention, even going so far as to call myself an attention-whore on more than one occasion, which very well may come from the fact that my birthday is the day where everyone else is off smooching their boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/partner/"roommate". Either way, that's the kind of person I am, and the people in my life have to suffer through it every day. Gotta love 'em.

I love anime, though I hardly get to see "new" animes as much as I'd like. I love the romantic parts of animes, especially the ones that aren't official, and allow my imagination to run wild. Because of this, most of my writings and favorite readings have at least a tinge of romance in them. My favorite animes so far have been Naruto and Ranma 1/2. I've also started to read Fullmetal Alchemist mangas, but after I started writing "A Different Sort of Naruto", I kind of stopped that for a while.

Also, I detest slash pairings. Don't get me wrong, there's absolutely nothing wrong with gay people or Yaoi, but slash is different. Slash is gay pairings that are NOT canon, like Naruto/Sasuke, Kakashi/Iruka or Ryoga/Ranma. There is something to be said in favor of slash pairings, I admit, but so much more against it, in my honest opinion.

Anyhoo, my favorite fanfic pairings so far are: Ranma/Akane, Ranma/Ukyo, Ranma/Nabiki, Ranma/Kasumi (Yes, I know the last two are just about as canon as slash pairings are, but I still like them, so sure me), Naruto/Sakura and Naruto/Hinata. My most favorite of them all is Naruto/Sakura. I just fell in love with the characters, and I do believe they're destined to end up together.

Update (July 24, 2006): I have begun to take a heavy interest in all NaruXGirl fanfics. My favorites right now have changed from NaruXSaku and NaruXHina to: NaruXSaku, NaruXTema, NaruXIno, NaruXTenten, NaruXKurenai, NaruXAnko, and many more. Sadly, NaruXHina has fallen to the bottom of the pool here. What can I say?

Update (January 17, 2014): I am now a grown-ass man. A Different Sort of Naruto is dead because I don't like where it was going even one-tenth as much as I love where canon went. I still love the romantic aspect of fiction, but that's because I find it a very effective motivator or plot-mover. I will try to come back and write more fanfics if time and brain-space permit. Whenever I go back to read over reviews I get a bit excited about writing again. Who knows? Maybe this time it'll stick.

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 13913 - Favs: 16,882 - Follows: 14,326 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13278 - Favs: 16,869 - Follows: 15,837 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5174 - Favs: 4,713 - Follows: 3,774 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3354 - Favs: 6,768 - Follows: 7,053 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Segue by Francis Eugene reviews
Cordy returns to Sunnydale in Season 5 and has a drastic impact on just about everything. Chapter 7c added (last part of chapter).
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 120,815 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Xander H., Cordelia C.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Training for the Job by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 2,334 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
First Kiss On by WritingisLove reviews
Kristoff and Anna are clumsily watching their friendship turn into more, while Elsa is dealing with a new set of problems: finding a proper suitor and dealing with Hans's brood of older brothers, who have come to make peace between the kingdoms. Will Elsa find love? Will Kristoff and Anna stay in it? Will Olaf ever make it to the beach? [KristoffxAnna, ElsaxOC, Post-Frozen]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,257 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa, Olaf
Childhood's End by Starway Man reviews
Xander Harris ends up with a little sister named Dawn, and is willing to do anything to keep her safe. (COMPLETE)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,580 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Xander H., Cordelia C., Dawn S. - Complete
Living Vengeance by Mrs. Crocodile reviews
A wish made in the spirit of vengeance brings Anya back into Xander's life. Circa five years after the finale, no Season 8. COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,911 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Xander H., Anya J. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3882 - Favs: 10,690 - Follows: 10,094 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14738 - Favs: 7,796 - Follows: 6,928 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Breaking the Boundaries by calatrava reviews
The Yondaime summoned the Shinigami but he didn't get what he expected. The sealing afterwards fundamentally changed the boy who learns to become a master of the blade, to fulfill his destiny as the Guardian of the Three Paths. Naruto AU with Bleach
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 486,350 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U.
O Naruto, Where Art Thou? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
We've all seen them. Fics putting the Naruto characters into different time periods, usually the modern day. Most of them are nothing more than yaoi wankfests or ripoffs of other anime based on life in high school. This one's a little different...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 39,479 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Naruto U., Tsunami
The Demon Prince of Konoha by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
There is a legend of a demon that lives in the forest surrounding Konoha. Some people say that the demon is an enemy of the village while others say it protects it. The Sand Trio had never heard of this legend until the Chuunin Exam. NaruTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,076 - Reviews: 2110 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Temari, Naruto U. - Complete
Totally Random Love Hina Skits Again! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Random, often perverted and humorous ficlets featuring our hapless Ronin. Enjoy. LEMON and weirdness warnings, rated M for a reason.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,662 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Keitaro U.
Naruto: Entwined Tails by MountainWind reviews
When they met in a dream both were fulfilled, but slowly he forgot. She has not, and she has come to his life for one purpose: to serve and love him. The only problem is a certain kunoichi or two may object. Warnings and pairings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,784 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Advent of Midnight by Rider Paladin reviews
Darkstalkers Crossover, A/U of Season 2: M3 High School gets a new student and Spider-Man finds himself in a heap of trouble not necessarily solely of the girl or super-villain variety. Of course, it may just turn out better than he thinks.
Crossover - Darkstalkers & Spectacular Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,002 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Morrigan Aensland, Lilith, Eddie B./Venom, Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14272 - Favs: 7,313 - Follows: 5,553 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. 3/3/15 Writing in progress...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 4755 - Favs: 4,956 - Follows: 2,950 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2882 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 3,842 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Distraction by htbthomas reviews
Peter still hasn't talked to Gwen about that fateful kiss - he keeps getting distracted. Between his personal life and his spider-life, can he make it work? A birthday fic for Jen K. Complete.
Spectacular Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,960 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Naruto Fuujinroku by Daneel Rush reviews
These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 298,337 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U.
Key Through the Heart by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
REWRITTEN AND REVISED AS KEY THROUGH THE HEART: FINAL MIX. CONSIDER THIS A ROUGH DRAFT.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 225,007 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 3,052 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Prince Of Persia: Let It End by RainWolf23 reviews
The Story cotinues, Elika and the Prince are on the run. Arihman is freed from his cage, and old adventurers can't help but be caught up in this storm. Reviews are welcome, anyone willing to help me edit?
Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008
Broken Melodies by Rythixx reviews
They broke him, and chased him away from the few that cared. And into the hands of one of their biggest enemies. Now he has the power to make them pay dearly. The only question that remains is, will he? Naruto Harem. SemiDark Super Naruto.Don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,665 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Hunter by PsyckoSama reviews
During Buffy's absence during the summer before senior year, Xander realizes that without a Vampire Slayer, they are rightfully and truly doomed. Luckily, he has a plan...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,596 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Xander H., Faith L.
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 4,011 - Follows: 3,397 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Konoha no Shuiro Senkou by Minion of Set reviews
What if Naruto's lineage was revealed after he stole the Forbidden Scroll? What if Lee hadn't been around when new teams were selected? What if Team Gai needed a replacement? The results should be very...Yosh! NaruTen. Discontinued...how unyouthful.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,574 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Vixens and Kitsune by Archangel N. Bloodraven reviews
Naruto finds that not all bloodline abilities have a place on the battlefield, but discovers his own gifts have a use in another critcal ninja art: Seduction. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,444 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Return to no Home by MultipleCyrosis reviews
AU After years of moving, his mother has died. Ichigo finally settles down in Karakura, and is now going to attend Karakura Highschool. A student there, Rukia is suffering emotionally. Who will help her? IchigoRukia ..Editing in progress..
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,376 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Person I Admire by Gadalla Rune reviews
Its been 3 yrs since the battle at the Valley of the End. Naruto returns home, much to the joy of a certain Hyuuga girl, but to keep that joy they're going to have to fight for it... away from Konoha. NaruXHina & other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 234,887 - Reviews: 2645 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Cry of the Youko by kyugan reviews
Youko, otherwise reffered to as Demon foxes. Cunning, swift, masters of thievery, seduction and deceit. Konoha is about to learn the hard way what it means to have one living under their noses. NaruHina, eventual NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,191 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,965 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Demolisher by MountainWind reviews
To shatter and destroy. That is my skill. I thought I'd take this power with me to my grave. But then...this kid who lost everything because of me and those damn ninja...he's just what I needed. An apprentice, a partner, and a punching bag. Rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 181 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Operation: Pain in My Side by KeymaJade reviews
In which Chloe is completely and utterly frustrated with the flirting and arguing and especially the sexual tension that goes on between our favorite pair.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,502 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
All for One by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3352 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 2,631 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
The Consequences of Honest Dialog by jacee2u reviews
post OOTP. Harry is back on Privet drive and receives a notebook from Hermione. When he opens it, he finds it to be a most unusual connection. Rated M for abuse, violence, implied slash, rough stuff, rape,etc. HPNT On Hiatus due to RL issues. Back soon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,086 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - N. Tonks, Harry P.
True To Your Heart by KeymaJade reviews
Lois has the perfect husband, her partner and hero, and the perfect children, even if they do get into trouble but it all gets ripped away from her in a second and she's sent back in time to Smallville in order to change the future for the better.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,604 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman
Playing Dirty by ScarlettScribble reviews
House and Cuddy have had a bad day, things can only get better! Bails of fun :P. Rated M for sexual situation! SEX people and lots of it! Huddy! Read and Review peeps! :D PREQUAL to RISKY BUSINESS! COMPLETE!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2007 - [G. House, L. Cuddy] - Complete
6 Months by Shawn30 reviews
Chapter 4B: Under the watchful eyes of the Scooby Gang, Spike endures the trials he believes will restore his manhood. Meanwhile, Faith makes a shocking discovery at her new boyfriends house that leads to a confrontation with Buffy and Xander. BX
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 82,536 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Xander H., Buffy S.
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Konoha's Demon Fox by GothicGohan-again reviews
After one final push over the edge, Naruto quits his team. Now, with a little help, Naruto is ready to prove himself. Is Kyuubi able to help him gain power,respect, and most of all, friends and family?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,492 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Narroto: I luv u! by hawtbuttsmex reviews
inglish not my langage iz new two me,iz furst stori uzng babelfish ned idae for mor NarrotoSakue parng plese.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Icha Icha Naruto by antiassasinguy reviews
When there's life out there trying to bite you, all you can do is pray to God. And hope he answers. Too bad for Naruto, he sends more problems than solutions. Three women... and no way out. Good luck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U.
Chosen of Olympus by Inquisitor Tanrus reviews
Kage Bunshin wasn't the only thing Naruto learned from the scroll. He somehow managed to end up with a pair of unbelievably powerful weapons chained to his arms, a demon for a mentor, and a god watching him. God of War XOver. NaruHarem, NaruHinaInoTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,635 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Love Hina Style by Mz-Kitty-Kat reviews
What would happen if Naruto was put in charge of the Kunoichi Inn? Disaster that’s what! Tsunade needed someone to take over the Kunoichi dormitory since Shizune was needed in missions, at the hospital and looking after her needs. Can anyone say Chaos?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,453 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Naruto U.
Kunoichi Returned by Revanant Dragoon reviews
The Final Battle. Sasuke summons the Edo Tensei. Naruto counters. Kyuubi, Murphy’s Law Incarnate, decides to intervene. “Hey, teme, your mom is HOT.” -NarutoMikoto- -Discontinued-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 438 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Girl Fight by Mz-Kitty-Kat reviews
Years have passed. Naruto has grown stronger and more attractive. He walks down the streets and women swoon over him. Jiraiya being the pervert he is decided to capitalize on this. With Tsunade by his side, he’s determined to see which harem will win.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,737 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U.
Storm of the Forgotten by LucasLAD reviews
Hiatus: He was gone, but not forgotten. Five years later he returns a ghost of who he was, now a mercenary, his team is hired by Konoha to divert a new, manmade disaster. NaruSaku, more pairings later
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,696 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
HOT Off The Press by ajfinn reviews
Clark and Lana meet for the first time as adults, working at the Daily Planet. Clark has been Superman for 2 years but doesn't need to act like a dork to pull off his double life-you'll soon discover why. This is a completed romantic comedy with little angst. Hundreds of thousands of hits on other fanfic sites. Enjoy!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,715 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lana L./Valkyrie
Definitions of Love by KittiKat626 reviews
[IchiRuki] What does Love really mean? What happens when Ichigo is forced to write a paper on love . . . and who will he write about? CHAPTER 2 ADDED! — Rukia asks Ichigo what love means.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Awakening of the slumbering beast by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
During his fight with Haku, Naruto tapped into Kyuubi's chakra. Here he did something more. Starts on the day after the fight and goes from there. Will be NaruHina eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,361 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Duty Calls by NoWhere ManX reviews
It seems Naruto again is summoned to the Hokage's home for a late night rendezvous.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,617 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Long Way Home by Fifth Horseman reviews
Pain can push you a long way from home, but the trip back is easier when it's made with someone you love.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,377 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Misato K., Shinji I. - Complete
One Trick Pony by beartooth reviews
Ranma realizes that being the best there is may not be all there is. His journey starts in Nerima, but eventually takes him to a place where he can finally come to terms with what he would like to be. Ranma x Kasumi...Completed!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,968 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Ranma, Kasumi - Complete
Trouble With A Capital T by Gmusick reviews
Naruto is summoned by Tsunade and returns returns home from his trip earlier than expected. He walks into a mess with two fiancees, two females actively pursuing him, a jealous teammate, a lovestruck ramen girl, and a supposedly dead Soundnin. Oops!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,788 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Naruto U., Naruto U.
Eye of the Beholder by Cassie E reviews
AU: What if Inara never became a Companion? Updated New: Interlude: Author's Note and Preview!: Read and Review! M &I pairing, wR&J implied.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,984 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Inara, Mal
Funeral of a Hero by Vesvius reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has fallen in battle. His friends, family, and loved ones gather to say goodbye.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sick by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
It was impossible. But it happened. He didn't realize that letting go was that hard. IchigoRukia
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
On the subject of clothing by Ensimismada reviews
Rukia crosses the line while taking practical matters into her own hands. Awkwardness, humor, an unconventional bra, and general IchiRuki love ensue. Mild soul society arc spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,004 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Fragments by dxoverdt reviews
[Oneshot] [NaruSaku] Ten things about Naruto and Sakura. Manga Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Red Love by Un-usuality reviews
He never had a family and she had lost hers long ago. A silly encounter springs up a seemingly impossible relationship which would have a far greater impact on both of their lives revealing unknown feelings and long forgotten emotions. NaruKure
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Saved By A Flower by Mikee1 reviews
NaruIno oneshot. Set immediately after the end of Episode 192: Ino's Scream. When attacked by a missing nin on their way back to Konoha and Ino goes down, will Naruto get her back in time? And what'll happen in the aftermath? Read and review please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Broken Wings by sharingank reviews
She had been the one to kiss him first. NaruSaku oneshot. Manga spoilers. Some mature themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Will of Fire by arkady von kain reviews
Elite Jounin Uzumaki Naruto returned victorious from the Sound War. Instead of a hero’s welcome, he is met only with scorn fueled by the fear that the demon he holds at bay is prepping its vessel for revenge against the village that imprisoned it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,692 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Naruto U.
Cyclical by sharingank reviews
All relationships move in cycles. Theirs is no different. NaruSaku oneshot. MANGA SPOILERS for ch. 309. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Autumn Sky by Neko Kate-chan reviews
[IchigoRukia, Alternative Timeline] Ichigo doesn't survive the Hollow attack. However, political machinations in the Soul Society are beginning to destroy his idea of a peaceful afterlife. Spoilers for SS arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/11/2006
Sendai by MZephyr reviews
RanmaxAkane. Resolution story, picking up after the failed wedding at the end of the series, in which Akane and Ranma attend their last year of high school away from Nerima.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,323 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Twenty Memories by antiassasinguy reviews
NarutoKurenai. Twenty moments that revolve on how Naruto and Kurenai got together from the day he was a child, to the time he turns into a man and admits his love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Bloodlines by The SOC Puppet reviews
Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,000 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2003
You know what I hate? by Lolligaggin reviews
Ino, and the rants of her sweet suitor. NaruIno, Drabble, OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Single Ninja on the Town by Arkhe reviews
“The Single Male Shinobi Guide to woo the Kunoichi of their Dreams.” Naruto read the title out aloud. “Hmm...” .:Additional summary within:. [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chasing Xander by Xanderlike reviews
Xander Harris may just be perfect for her except for one small detail. He's a guy. XanderKennedy. Yes, Really. Give It A Shot, Folks.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,012 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Xander H.
Bright Eyes by cowabunga2k3 reviews
AU OneShot. Naruto never came back after three years with Jiraiya, he's been gone for 6 years. The Great SoundLeaf War is finally over. Picking up the pieces. Angsty NaruXIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
My Happy Ending by Kisoku no Yanagi reviews
Short oneshot. NaruAya, slightly AU. Everyone's got a happy ending here's Ayame's. Rating's kinda iffy again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3158 - Favs: 5,182 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
I Won't Look Far into the Future by Uozumi reviews
Naruto likes aggressive girls. Once he found one, they managed to get together and took one moment at a time choosing to live in the present instead of the future. InoNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,694 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Birthday by x se reviews
After Naruto gave Ino the best birthday gift she could ever ask for, can she do the same for him, even after learning the truth behind the Kyuubi and it’s “death?” NaruIno ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 2,449 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Mellow by Andrina reviews
Years ago, when Tendou Kimiko passed away, the Tendou household fell apart. Years in the future, with Tendou Soun dead, how long will it take this time for them to heal? Add one reappearance of Saotome Ranma, and Akane is just about to fall apart herself.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,449 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Akane, Ranma - Complete
Her Blindness by Frosted Bug reviews
[One-Shot] Blindness is seeing only what you want to see. Blindness is not seeing what's right there before you. [IchiRu]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 6,279 - Follows: 401 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Rendezvous in Rome by Xanderette43 reviews
What happens when the person Dawn loves comes back? A year after 'Chosen'.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Xander H., Dawn S.
Living History by Lizbeth Marcs reviews
COMPLETE! Some people have come a place far, far away and a time far, far ahead to ask for help on an urgent matter. The target place and time? Moscow, February 2008. The problem? They’re in Cleveland, September 2003. And that’s just the beginning of the
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 234,243 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
In Search of Myself by Nameless Dreamer reviews
Xander’s life falls apart after the events of ‘The Zeppo’. And two years later, he must face his own demons to help save the world. *4/24* - Fixed the grammar and made it easier to read.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,982 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/19/2002 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Xander H.
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The One Who Watches reviews
Tragedy strikes Xander very early in his life. Now he must find a way forward, with what little family he has left.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Xander H.
A Different Sort of Naruto reviews
In the two and a half years he spent training with Jiraiya, Naruto has grown and matured exponentially. Now, after rescuing Gaara, he returns to Konoha. Will he find love? And power? And what of his clan? NaruXSakuXIno, DEAD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,068 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Mirror Shards reviews
The battle to end all battles has left Naruto... Different. Will he ever be able to recover? Psychological.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2009
Goldberg's Motherlode reviews
A collection of plot-bunnies, ficlets, discontinued prologues and other half-baked ideas, from the absurd to the incredible, you'll find them all here as soon as I get around to finishing the first drafts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2009
Xander Displaced reviews
AU Something happens to Xander as he leaves Sunnydale for his cross country trip, and he is sucked into a Hell Dimension. Will he make it home? How will this incident change him, and his role within the Scooby Gang? XanderOC, Eventual XanderBuffy
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Xander H., Buffy S.
How Far We've Come reviews
In the wake of all that has happened, Sakura has a question to ask
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Bright Light Of Konoha reviews
At six years old, Naruto is adopted by a reluctantly returning Tsunade. As he learns about his family, and about life, can he overcome years of abuse and neglect? Will he find love, or only pain? Pairing uncertain: currently NaruHina, NaruKure or NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 122 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The End reviews
An alternative to the standard ending of Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne. Max deserved a better ending than that, and the alternative ending was a bit too cocked up for my tastes. Hopefully, you'll enjoy it.
Max Payne - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
Light and Darkness Battle at Valley of the End reviews
Spoiler, kinda. Naruto's thoughts in his battle with Sasuke at the Valley of the End at the end of the Rescue Sasuke arc. Mild onesided NaruXSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete