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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Misc. Anime/Manga.

Oct 2012-- I lied. Kind of. Wow. Looking back at all this, I realize how much I sucked... this is so fucking embarrassing oh my god nooooo. Ha, and look how good my grammar used ta be! xD i used to capitalize oh my goodness!!! Anyway. I'm just...tossin' somethin' new up. Because I got...inspired? to do it. I guess. That would be the right word. Don't expect a bounce back, just. Enjoy what I'm throwin your way.

To all you crazy people who've still been paying attention after all these years: thanks. And you're insane. WHY DO YOU STILL CARE, GO AWAY OH MY GOD I WROTE THESE FROM LIKE 12-14 DON'T JUDGE MEEEEE /cough

But i'm keeping the below shit just to remind me of the little bitch I used to be. enjoy the shame. i hope you can feel it through your screens.

(what the fuck was i smoking, "only get to truly understand once" whose words are those, those ar enot my words)

below: last touched 02-02-09

I won't be updating anything on FF.net anymore. Not that my stopping is a great loss to readers anywhere. I've lost the interest in writing fanfics with mary-sues and cliches and dialogue already written many-a-time over. If I ever come up with anything presentable, I put it on a different site, if I reveal it at all. Sorry to the faithful readers that read and reviewed. I liked that MARINOBIhope idea, but alas--so much potential, not enough planning. So instead, I leave you four or so people with this aged farwell.

Besides the fact that it's no longer enjoyable using others' works to write, FF is full of mostly badly written crack fics and stories with no spine. Crack stories are fun to write, but it's quite different when one reads them. When grammar is non-existant in these poorly structured fantasies by pre-teens and plot is a forgotten, foreign word, my excitement begins to drain. Anyhow, I won't delete my stories, because they're memories, and for the hope that maybe someday, I'll throw something on here and surprise a few people.

Looking back, I thought, 'Wow. I wrote all this when I was 14. No wonder I wasn't proud of my work.' Kids develop exponentially (whether that's the correct usage, I just really wanted to type that), so just a year effected my style, grammar, and the like, and another year all the more. Anyway, g'bye to the two or three people that reviewed my stories. Thanks so much! It really helped! I just had no hope, and writer's block was the very proper, legal definition of 'stalker'.

My favorite manga is FMA, of course. My second favorite might be Reborn! or Matantei Loki -- likely the latter. The best anime of all fucking time is One Piece, and Luffy is the greatest! I won't recognize anything else as fact. Sanji-san is just...so great. "The greatest guys have the greatest laughs!" Yeah?

Favorite television series // Doctor Who !! I've only seen the 2005 series and onward. I'd like to see a few old ones, like the episodes with Romana. I cannot at all accurately describe my affinity for Doctor Who and the Whoniverse with so few words. It would take much too long, and the effort would be wasted. Perhaps when a companion asks...

Favorite Doctor // David Tennant, the 10th Doctor, my Doctor. To me. The one I know, or rather as well as anyone can know him without staying with him.

Quoting myself // You only get to truly understand once.

For all of my stories from before, I wrote it down on a notebook or two and packed them away for the move a time ago. I still haven't found them. It seems those talentless blurps are lost forever. It doesn't really matter. I'm much too embarassed to show anyone my old works, anyhow. What I'm really, truly devastated about is my PC. I can't find it. It can't possibly be in Louisiana; I remember it being in the car on the drive...-here-. (Ugh) It is an essential piece to my 50th Anniversary box set. Fiftieth Anniversary...I can't replace that. Even if I could, the marks I left on it from age nine to the present ... Jesus Christ. If only I had a Sonic Thingfinder.

We-e-e-ll it seems that's it. Allonse-y! Get to work growing up and not losing that imagination! Go on, you! Don't be an Andrew Ketterly, be Digory Kirke in that respect, yeah? (hu-h'm-h'm)

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Kingdom Hearts: Axelerate! by Sulhadahne reviews
Someone has ressurected the Org. XIII members, but now they're powerless! Under Kairi's control, they will slowly learn to live with their heartpieces, small seeds that grow into more. But... Where's Axel? Complete!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 137,390 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sora, Kairi, Riku, Axel - Complete
The Melancholy of Kyon by Diamond Avatar reviews
[The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi] [KYONxHARUHIxMIKURUxYUKIxRYOKOxTSURUYA] For various reasons, the girls are falling for Kyon. But for Kyon, it's just giving him a headache, and Haruhi's not liking it. She'll probably destroy something.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,276 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/3/2006
Ascension by HowDoYouDoop reviews
The war has come to an end and it's time to decide Sasuke's fate. Unfortunately not all dreams can come true. CHARACTER DEATH WARNING.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No sound may pass these walls by splica reviews
It takes the strongest ANBU to protect Konoha's most dangerous prisoner. And it'll take that same ANBU to get him to really live again. NaruSasu, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
On Fire by ZarahJade reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter who would do anything to protect those he loves. Naruto is a psychologist who gets interrupted during a session to watch a breaking news broadcast. He gets to see his lover in action on live TV but then Sasuke goes back inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Those Awkward Years by Pied Piper 1830 reviews
A brief story about when the boy Sasuke becomes a man.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Ouran High School Detective Club by LingShiao reviews
Haruhi's kidnapped! Yes, for real this time. Now the Host Club must take on the roles of Sherlock Holmes and Watson to find her and the fiend who perpetrated the crime.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,645 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
Wishes of the Night by Shikushikun reviews
What if a new type of Kor stalked the night in the world of 07-Ghost? One that made their victims thirst for blood and eyes turn red... Look out, Hakuren...! Dedicated to Debit-kun :B
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Hakuren O.
In A Name by Scuttlebutt Inc reviews
In a day of what he claims to be 'training', Dino insists upon taking Hibari to the zoo where they run into another friend. Hijinks ensue. D18, yaoi.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,922 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
All I Need by asuka02redeva reviews
What happens when Mayura starts to believe in God? And where are the voices coming from? What's a Punyan? And who keeps yelling Daddy?
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 139,527 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Loki, Mayura - Complete
Balance of Power by Sabishiiko reviews
Heimdall and Loki debateing the nature and necessity of evil from a Norse mythos viewpoint.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/14/2008
Better Know A Nobody by Nari Crow reviews
Stephen Colbert launches a new series, based on Organization XIII. But will interviewing the mentally unbalanced Organization be too much for him?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,167 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Why The Caged Bird Sings by killah-sama reviews
[DxD KS] Welcome to prison, where the convicts are men, the men are gay, and the gay are drop dead gorgeous. Enter Dark, who wants to bang his new, innocent cellmate. Now enter Daisuke – something Dark wholly plans to do. Ah, the wonders of the big house.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,338 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Daisuke N., Dark M.
Back to Back by grilledjellyfish reviews
The Homunculi are after Riza and the secrets on her back. Will Roy be able to save her? Or will he fall victim to their plans as one of the sacrifices? With Winry in danger, Ed has to help the Colonel uncover the mystery and fight! Royai, EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,189 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Self Righteous Bastard by Eishi-Ai reviews
Seeing Ed in a dream, and knowing that he's dead is like having a fist full of metal knuckles gagging you. A dream that you've dreamed of being nothing more than a dream and that there was only one way to really be a part of that world. Is it worth it?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Lost Signs by Deltana reviews
A patient in a hospital suffering from a traumatic event is visited by a military officer that demands answers about his past. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,732 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Feral Cat by Cringe reviews
[Preanimemanga] The History of Black Cat. Spanning from the time after Zengane's demise, to the first few months after becoming the infamous Chronos Number, Black Cat, Number XIII.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/10/2006
Loki's Clutter by Masako Moonshade reviews
Yes, it's a collection of random Loki drabbles and oneshots. Various pairings, all rated T and below, various genres. You knew it was coming.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006
Family Crisis by Kali1 reviews
Loki has a terrible premonition dream. Will it come true, or, can he prevent it from happening?
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,237 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006
New World, Same Idiots by ArtikGato reviews
A parody of kinda epic proportions, including the horrors of Ed learning to cook from Envy, Ed learning to drive from Roy, and the mall OOCness. And some other stuff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,103 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006
Pleasurable by EverlastingDarkness reviews
Drabble, Sora X... Sora? The funniest fic about wanking you'll ever read. Or the most disturbing.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Sora - Complete
Unseen Nights by Fyyrrose reviews
challenge fic Late one night, Tetsu overhears Susumu giving Saitou 'lessons'... amusing little one shot
Peacemaker Kurogane - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Tetsu I. - Complete
Security Measures by Cringe reviews
The term PokeRoytodeath is given a new meaning.rnrnRating was uped one just to be safe :
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Complete
Mistletoe by LokiGirl reviews
(One-shot) Christmas party at Loki's house and Heimdall has a plan.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete
Of Course You Know This Means War? by Ravenhurst reviews
When Heimdall's attempt to kill Loki fails, he sets about making Loki's life as miserable as possible.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,286 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2003 - Published: 8/31/2003
Last To Know by Meia reviews
In which Loki and Heimdall are in high school, and being dragged, kicking and screaming, into romance. No, really. Manga-based, semi-AU.
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2003
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Life's Funny Like That reviews
Life is full of choices, but then, this situation didn't present many. To Sasuke, it was Do or Die. To Naruto, it was the loss of his life. Sasuke made a mistake. And mistakes...can be fatal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fate is Made of Choices reviews
Despite the entirety of the world wanting Sasuke dead, Naruto and Sasuke have been meeting secretly for some time. This day is different. Sasuke stares down a dark answer as he stands on the edge of his limits. Naruto reaches out, but perhaps pushes too far. The two shinobi have two very different choices to make. Someone will inevitably be hurt, no matter their paths. Who'll fall?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
MARINOBIHope reviews
[MÄR] Naruto is chosen to enter the world of MAR, just as Ginta, and Danna before him. But of course, this is slightly different. It's a different ARM, and Naruto didn't have any Mar dreams. Yet Sasuke is left behind...? Let's see what Naruto can do?
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2006
Slightly Random Sasuke Dream あ!
A naruto dream I remember after being woken by an alarm clock? that's rare. Must be good, huh? Pfft, yeah right. Nonromantic. it amused me, and I figured it could amuse others too. Narrator format
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
Rubbed Out Eraser reviews
Cooro, Senri, Husky, and Nana once again pull a trick on some victim to earn cash for food. But this victim treated them to dinner, and now wants to join them! What's wrong with her? And why is she as strange as Cooro? Rated T for swearing. Fear the power
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 10/23/2006
Naked Soul
A 14 year old girl, a Chuunin, is introduced to Squad 7. Things begin to get interesting. What will happen when this girl brings trouble to the entire town of Konoha? What will come first? The ninja way, or her life and friendship?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Published: 8/14/2006