Author has written 15 stories for Robert Langdon series, Dragon Ball Z, Tin Man, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Ice Age, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
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Random Quotes (because I can):
Brother: "A firetruck cannot beat a spaceman, you moron!
Al: (when paying the bills) Oh man we're broke, cha cha cha / Everybody flat broke, cha cha cha / Living in the gutter, cha cha cha / Early grave, cha cha cha...All right now, everybody - shoot me!
Earl: "F...F...F...F...M? What's an M?"
Coach: "You can expect me when you least expect me!"
Stottlemeyer: "Don't give up!"
Jerry: "What's this?"
Skipper: "Don't give me excuses - give me results!"
Ed: "Oh no! When Sarah finds out she'll tell mom and mom'll tell dad and he'll say, 'Not now, I just got home from work'."
Johnny2x4: "See, Plank? I told you bunnies would take over the world, AND THEY HAVE! Luckily we prepared for this day, huh, pal?"
Vegeta: "You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keeps...his pride!"
Rental Car Agent: "Would you like insurance?"
George: "And you really believe this guy doesn't want to have kids?"
Shawn: "Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you...which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.
Stewie: "It's a dog-eat-dog reich and I'm wearing bacon covered pants!"
Panini: "Hello again, Chowder."
Mung Dal: dressed as woman Can a beautiful woman have a free sample?
Jerry: Hey, Kramer, if I killed somebody, would you turn me in?
Christopher Titus: The normal make a living, the deranged make history.