N0b0dY
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Joined 05-09-06, id: 1042850
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

OKaaaay! hahaaaha!

This is N0b0dY people!

Like you havent already guessed.

Now facts about me that YOU need/want to know:

1. I like smut. But I dont want to have to go through an enormous story plot to get to it.

2. I love writing smut.so you have been warned, my stories are gonna be XXX rated.

3. If you know a good smutty, "panty-wetting", ahem one feel free to let me know. pm

4. if you dont like smut dont read it and dont flame. some of us like graphic sexual stuff.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand the most important thing of all:

(drum roll please...)

MY AIM:

TO WRITE REAL GOOD SEX SCENES IN MY STORIES, GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR PANTIES WET, OR MAKE YOU BLUSH AT THAT ENORMOUS BONER (hahaha, i know you love it!), MAKE YOU RUN TO YOUR BATHROOM AND TOUCH YOURSELF TO JUST SEE IF IT REALLY FEELS THAT GOOD, OR ASK YOUR PARTNER-IF YOU HAVE ONE- TO TRY IT WITH YOU. I JUST KNOW YOU WILL AND YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME AND HATE ME FOR WHAT I'M DOING AND BECAUSE I KNOW YOU LIKE IT!

EVERYBODY LIKES IT!

BY THE WAY: PARENTAL ADVISORY:

CONTAINS SEXUAL CONTENT.

IF YOU ARE UNDER 17 AND YOU READ THIS PROFILE, PRETEND YOU DIDN'T

OR FORGET WHAT YOU DID. yeah right.


oh and one more tiny thing: IF YOU DID READ MY STORIES IN SPITE OF THE RATING, IT'S ALRIGHT! I DON'T FUCKING CARE.


(drum roll please...)

"lots of applause and cheering from a stark naked croud"

Note:

1. (...) insert for extra effect.

2"..." visualize...it makes reading more fun.

3. the above two are to be followed only while reading this profile.

4. have a fucking good time. or the other way round. whichever you prefer!


19/01/01 Happy new year everybody! The best way to have celebrated new year is to have cum at the exact moment that it strikes 12:00. Trust me, that is really something. Now back to the point at hand. I am changing the title of my story The Bastard to The Lust Triangle. Not that I care that The Bastard is offensive, but whatever...anyway, I would advice smut lovers to look out for it, since the finale is like a first-hand account of a threesome. Yep, I gave it away. Only to the idiots who bother reading this.

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The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6686 - Favs: 3,758 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Reluctant by TakingBackSunday reviews
“I’m wearing my Slytherin knickers.” She offered feebly. “I’ll be able to spot those easily during the match.” Granger, she’s Malfoy’s. This is their forbidden affair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,011 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Beautiful by Michelle Moonshine reviews
Eighteen year old Hermione Granger is unbearably uncomfortable with the way she looks, and it becomes up to Harry Potter, her best friend and boyfriend, to help her understand what true beauty is, and ultimately, allow her to think of herself as beautiful
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,812 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Secrets by arctique48 reviews
Malfoy and Hermione have a little chat. All dialogue. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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The Lust Triangle reviews
She lay back watching Harry recover from his guttural, beautiful orgasm. Hers wasn’t near halfway as good as his. She was jealous. Strangely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,960 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Seekers reviews
Something's wrong with Draco, I just know it. He won't sleep with me anymore. Draco is definitely not gay because I can tell gay people apart from…say, normal people. So what is it? One shot from Pansy's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stripped reviews
Green. And. Silver. He had stripped her. And he would come again. And she couldn wait! SMUT!one shot DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nipples reviews
In his eyes the perfect nipples were, pink and cherrylike and smooth yet hard when aroused. Like Granger’s.SMUT. ONE SHOT. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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