Proud Titania
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Joined 05-09-06, id: 1043254, Profile Updated: 01-02-11
Author has written 4 stories for Fairy Tales, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

I will write about anything and everything that is either funny or beautiful, or both!

It's rather difficult to describe myself well, so I will use a series of quotes to describe myself, instead:

"What I love the most about deadlines is the whooshing sound they make as they go by." Douglas Adams

"Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." Robert Anthony

"I never put off until tomorrow what I can do the day after that." The love of my life and my idol, Oscar Wilde

And, finally: "Quotation denotes inferiority." Anonymous

I'll be updating sporadically, as I want to finish every story I have started! If anybody has requests, questions, etc., feel free to send me an e-mail or private message.

Yours, Titania (Alexandra)

Note: I've updated my Frog Princess story and renamed it, as well. Please enjoy!

Also note: I removed The Marble Palace a while ago, as I wanted to work on it and possibly expand it. Sorry for that!

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From the Sea by EmmBee reviews
Aria, the youngest daughter of the Sea King, has never been happy below the water. But when she falls in love with a human prince, her life changes forever. Based on Hans Christian Andersen's "The Little Mermaid."
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,419 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
Where's the Harm? by purplediamond7 reviews
Jack and Elizabeth on the island. Humor!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
An Affliction Most Grave by Zetaseal reviews
Harry finds yet another reason for the question, Why me? This may be his 100th reason to date, if he bothered to keep count.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
The Gospel According To Tolkien by Abigail the Jedi reviews
And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
HalfBlood Prince For Kindergartens! by truemizzie reviews
Don't have the heart to read your kindergarten students Harry Potter and The HalfBlood Prince? Well then, just read them this!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Sunrise by CalliopeMused reviews
[IP again] A pair of blooddrenched ballet slippers. A girl who loves someone from afar. A spoiled boy, termed a man only by his age. A witch who hopes to rid herself of a threat. Not all stories end at midnight. For the Little Mermaid, it was Sunrise.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,709 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Complete
Canon Strikes Back by PirateBlacksmith reviews
When Mary Sues invade and the characters stay in character. Completed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
ECCE! THE MUSICAL! by GreenRocketChu reviews
Join the Cornelius Family, Davus, and Parvina in their toe-tapping journey through a corrupted Rome. (Based on the Ecce Romani Textbooks.)
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2004
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Not Your Ordinary Frog Princess reviews
Her father is an evil wizard. His father is a man with too much power and sadistic ideas about marriage. An arrow and a chance meeting later, and magic starts happening! A retelling of the Russian fairytale the Frog Princess.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,070 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 12/26/2006
The Norrington Vignettes reviews
Commodore James Norrington has a very complex life that the average moviegoer knows little about. Updated: Norrington gets a makeover!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 9/19/2006
Stolen Away reviews
A retelling of a number of different mermaid stories, all tied into the story of the Lord and Lady de Winter. Continuation of Three Simple Gifts.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,943 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Three Simple Gifts reviews
Cinderella, only better! What if there was no fairy godmother and the magic of the story doesn't just lie in a beautiful dress and glass slippers? A classic tale for those who believe in magic...
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,468 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete