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All of the fics formerly archived on this site (A Light in the Fog, The Poison Garden, etc) can be found on AO3. I go by lavenderandlilacs over there.

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Past Imperfect by Vitellia reviews
Riddle is dead, but he took most of Hermione Granger's loved ones with him. She is just going through the motions in a bleak postwar world until a stray comment by Dumbledore's portrait gives her a renewed purpose in life – to go back and fix what the scheming Headmaster wrecked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,631 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 3/25/2021 - Published: 10/13/2018 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Future Imperfect by Vitellia reviews
Draco Malfoy has had his life turned upside down by the shifting sands of Time not once but twice. Will history repeat itself, or will the third time be the charm? Sequel to Present Imperfect, and the final installment in this time turning trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,277 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/13/2019 - Published: 5/17/2019 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Draco M., OC] - Complete
Present Imperfect by Vitellia reviews
Sequel to Past Imperfect. AU. Becky Snape and Gus Longbottom are thick as thieves and just as sneaky. What was supposed to be a lark – a trip to the past with Hermione's old Time Turner – turns ruinously wrong when they return to a dark, dystopian present where nothing is as it should be. (SS/HG in one timeline, DM/HG in the other)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,538 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/7/2019 - Published: 2/2/2019 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Beyond 84 Charing Cross Road by darnedchild reviews
Devsgma and Darnedchild have combined their talents to tell you the story of what has happened to our favorite pair. It starts with a few letters from one extremely grouchy potions maker to the manager of a used book store.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,229 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Neither the Laurel Nor the Rose by darnedchild reviews
The Malfoy family expects to receive the finest service possible, no matter what the task. When Draco seeks the affections of Hermione Granger, he enlists the aid of a careful wordsmith – one Severus Snape. Originally written as a 2011 SS/HG Exchange Gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,871 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 10/9/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M. - Complete
As Is by lena1987 reviews
Complete. Six years after the end of the war, Hermione Granger returns to England with one thing in mind: the dreams she has had each night since finding her Professor in the Shrieking Shack. Severus Snape does not wish to be found - but perhaps he can make an exception. HG/SS. AU. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,543 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 7/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Before I Saw Your Face by Subversa reviews
Two years post-war, the world is settling again into a regular rhythm. The Boy Who Lived has a lover and a new business, and his two best friends are embarking on careers of their own. Working as an administrative assistant and teacher-in-training at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger becomes suspicious of the unusual behaviour of her boss, the Deputy Headmaster. Where does Severus Snape g
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,249 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
At the Edge of the World by darnedchild reviews
They say you don't know what you've got until it's gone. Hermione's always been a smart woman; can she figure it what she's about to lose before it is too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,292 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Unlikely Matchmakers by darnedchild reviews
All Ron and Harry want is for Hermione to be happy. Even if that means Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,395 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/9/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Bundle of Joy by LadyTuesday reviews
Seeking: An intelligent, capable wizard amenable to assisting a bright, independent, magically-formidable single witch in the conception of a child. Insemination only: no sexual congress; non-negotiable. Further contact will be established following receipt of preliminary letter of interest. Address all inquiries by owl to Joy Bundle c/o Hogsmeade Owl Post.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,398 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Get Me Wrong by Bleddyn reviews
Written for the 2012 Livejournal SSHG Exchange. When a determined Hufflepuff decides that Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are meant for each other, they really don't stand a chance. *NOW COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,517 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., P. Sprout - Complete
An Unwritten Future by Aurette reviews
Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,575 - Reviews: 3782 - Favs: 5,491 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bat Out of Hell by Bleddyn reviews
Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Snape agrees to help the Muggle Law Enforcement Liaison Unit. What has he let himself in for? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,771 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just to Be by Amarti reviews
Post-DH, EWE. Six years after the war, Hermione discovers a neglected and abused population with no place in a post-Voldemort world, and the man who stayed behind to pick up the pieces. A story of reconciliation, redemption, and above all, love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 183,097 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Unreliable Sources by marianne le fey reviews
When her Editor gives her one final chance, Hermione leaps at the opportunity to interview the ex-Death Eater opening a new shop in Knockturn Alley. After all, all the dangerous ones are dead. Aren't they? EWE? Short and sweet!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape's Oceans by Theolyn reviews
Who would Severus become without his burden of self-loathing? And how will that Severus react when Ron Weasley's widow comes seeking healing of her own? DH compliant, save for Snape's survival. SS/LP followed by SS/HG M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 62,459 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Fade to Grey by marianne le fey reviews
Unable to catch hold of anything in order to save herself, her mind clung to the one fact it knew to be unassailably true: something was terribly, terribly wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,878 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Occluded Soul by Aurette reviews
Severus Snape did what he thought he needed to do to get the job done and broke himself. Years later, Hermione Granger realizes that he had been counting on her to fix him. Dark, SS/HG. AU after HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,039 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 2,700 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tale of the Nightshirt by Ladymage Samiko reviews
In the depths of night, someone comes knocking on Hermione's chamber door. But what follows after isn't something anyone would have expected. An HGSS serial of the humor and drama of unexpected romance. EWE, DH-compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,071 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Master Spy by Aurette reviews
When misfortune befalls Professor Granger, the reclusive hero, Severus Snape, is called on to ride to her rescue. All in a day's work for the Master Spy. However, things are not always as they seem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,286 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Madmen and Englishwomen by Harmony Bites reviews
Hermione seeks out Snape to tell him he’s free to return to Britain. But she’s not sure that Snape returning is a good thing. Snape is sure it isn’t.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Out of the Depths by Laurielove reviews
A tale of emotional and physical dependency. A nineteen-year-old Hermione is back at Hogwarts, dissatisfied with life, and her bewildering new feelings for her Potions Master confuse her even more. HG/SS. M content. Age-appropriate readers, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 137,011 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 3,300 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Half Magic by ChristineX reviews
Complete. Five years after Voldemort's defeat, Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts in order to solve a mystery that threatens the school's very existence. Complicating things is her new partner in the investigation -- none other than Severus Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,643 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Fine Art of Fine Print by Mundungus42 reviews
Hogwarts' headmistress threatens the integrity of the school with her reforms, so the Minister sends his most talented Unspeakable undercover to bring her down from within. What Hermione finds will change her life forever. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,438 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 200 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Life Unlived by sshg316 reviews
While sorting through Severus Snape's belongings, Hermione makes an intriguing discovery that changes her life forever. SSHG. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Requiem of a Dream by Lizard23 reviews
The war is over, though Hermione Granger's life is no less complicated or dangerous. Severus Snape makes a miraculous return from the dead and everything Hermione thought she knew comes crashing down around her. HG/SS *Nominated for the Quibbler Awards*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,648 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Quality of Mercy by ChristineX reviews
Devastated by Ron's death, Hermione distracts herself by focusing on Severus Snape's mysterious demise. What she finds when she unravels the mystery will change both her life and the wizarding world forever. SSHG, T now, M later. Slight AU, DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 119,828 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What I Want My Words to Do to You by Ladymage Samiko reviews
When Snape receives a letter from a 'secret admirer', the following correspondence is anything but ordinary. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,648 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Advice to a New Husband by tonksinger reviews
But I consoled myself through the tacky, overdone reception and the saccharine cake with one thought, one question for you, Mr. Weasley: Do you know what she likes? I know what she likes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Phoenix Feathers by Camillo reviews
Healer Granger is fed up with her boyfriend and miffed that her friends have been having lots more fun than her. If she can't beat 'em, she may as well join 'em. Written before Deathly Hallows release, AU SSHG, Q2P and OWL humour award winner 2007.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,212 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
For All Intents and Purposes by RhiannonoftheMoon reviews
SS/HG A moment of inattention transports Hermione to one year after the fall of the Dark Lord, but with no way back to the present. Her only clue is an object that she finds between worlds. She enlists the aid of a young Professor-but he has his own agend
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,928 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Good as Gold by Camillo reviews
Hermione Granger's recently retired parents plunge headlong into village life and decide to drag her along for the ride. There are a number of unexpected consequences. SS/HG, DH compliant but epilogue ignored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Room of Lost Dreams by Mundungus42 reviews
In the aftermath of the final battle, Hermione seeks a way to make peace with the dead. She finds a hidden room, an enchanted journal, and the opportunity to save a man's life. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 166 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Serpensortia by Olethros reviews
Green Eyes, Dark Man, and Medusa interrogate a most unlikely ally. DHcompliantish but Epilogue, What Epilogue? A light sprinkling of SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Snape, A History by Kailin reviews
Hermione GrangerWeasley turns to a familiar source of comfort when her marriage runs into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,767 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Into The North by Kailin reviews
Fifteen years after Voldemort's fall, Severus Snape thought he'd finally found peace. Then he received an unexpected visit, and discovers that he's not the only one needing to make peace with the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,102 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Last Word by Kalina Lea reviews
Hermione is tasked with bringing Muggle computers to the Ministry, and an e-mail glitch leads to a mysterious correspondence. Who will have the last word? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,445 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/3/2002 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete