Dark Kyotoa
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Joined 05-10-06, id: 1043940, Profile Updated: 05-06-09
Author has written 7 stories for Animal Crossing, Pokémon, Super Smash Brothers, Club penguin, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

HAI BIZNITCHES, GUESS WHO AIN'T DEAD??

Not me, my soul died years ago. :P

Well, I'm updating my stories now. Well, the ones I think are worth updating. And I'll actually try to write them well this time, since I put no effort into them sometimes. :D But I'll do that later, just cause it's so late.

Now, for facts about me! Yay!

Name: Uhh, Dark Kyotoa?

Home: I'm not so stupid as to tell you where my house is, so go away stalkers!

Gender: Female. (duh)

Likes: Uhhh, most of the things I listed above, candy, My DS, my friends (Atomic Cube is one of them. Go away again, stalkers!), music, movies, Edd, mah forumz of kewlness, Club Penguin (YES I'M A NERD, LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN BUT I'LL KILL YOU WITH MAH LAZOR I'M GONNA MAKE WHEN I BECOME AN ENGINEER) Pokemon, my clubs, most of the people in my school because the majority isn't hypocticical assholes like in my previous school, and guatever else I can think of right now.

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If you think that Nintendo put too many legendaries into Sinnoh, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Missingno. should be a legendary Pokemon in Generation Five, copy and paste this into your profile.

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In Times of Danger by ravengal reviews
AU. Pikachu is a wild Pokemon struggling to survive life and predators on his own. When he saves the life of a female Buneary, however, his life is turned around... as, now, he has someone to fight with... and something to live for. PikaBun
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,296 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Pikachu, Buneary/Mimirol
Donkey Kong Gets Possessed by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Donkey Kong was minding his own business, until something weird and evil pops out of nowhere and changes the burly gorilla in a fiendish way...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Donkey Kong, Ganondorf, Silver - Complete
From His POV by S Lila 315 reviews
From Herbert's point of view. He tells his side of the story, starting when he first arrives on Club Penguin after his life takes a downfall. Humanized version of Club Penguin. HerbertXAgentOC.
Club penguin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,632 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 4/10/2009
Secret Agents Wanted by Illyria Lives reviews
Jezzie and her partner Jetpack Guy are the best of the best in the PSA. But even they can't handle rookies, missing agents and a deeper, darker secret that may put all of their lives at risk alone. Who can they trust? Humanized. Now finished with a sequel in progress.
Club penguin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,258 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Tenths of a Second by soul.assassin.547 reviews
In a fraction of a second, everything happens at the speed of thought, even to the point where sudden and cruel death is inevitable. Mami Tomoe contemplates about her entire life and the decisions she made within this single sliver of time.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Mami T. - Complete
1789 by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
The French Revolution.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - France
Everyone's a Hero by JabberwockSlayer reviews
America sings a song at a world conference. Pure CRACK. Based on the song, "Everyone's a Hero" from Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-Long blog. You have been warned. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/11/2010 - America - Complete
FoodMart Frenzy by Hoverbike Girl reviews
Updated, with new content and new first chapter The Smash Brothers need groceries, so they travel to a new mall called Smash-Mart. Many wacky adventures await them, including a mystery involving a strange stalker... Transition from Melee to Brawl
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,615 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 2/1/2006
Smash Skits by TRUE Unknown reviews
This will be a fan-powered series! If you like it, review it and include a suggestion as well for a chapter too! It'll be fun! CH. 21: Let's rewind a little, look back a Melee moment, and reflect... reflect on why people don't set handicaps...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,286 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2008
Tough Love by The Renowned Obscurity reviews
He's a dopey cat, she's a snooty dog. Of course Moe's going to have trouble winning Portia's heart. Drabbley Collection; Finally Completed.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
It's Magic Learning Time by Bucking Frilliance reviews
The Toonslayer becomes a Potions professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Random adventures! Complete. Contains numerous crack pairings.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,857 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Brawl of the Bands by Atomic Cube reviews
Ness and Kirby are starting a band! OHYEAH! But will their unique beats and awkward lyrics be enough to defeat the band made up of Smash Mansion's most popular pretty boys?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
Unlikely Hero by PSI-Triforce reviews
When all of the Smashers are attacked and kidnapped from Smash Mansion, the attackers have to leave one of them behind, so they leave someone who they think couldn't possibly cause them any trouble. How wrong they were... FINISHED!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,693 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
The Anime Chat Room by XxSharpiez reviews
This is a Random Chatroom with a whole lot of anime characters, and other characters hacking into it, basically its just major randomness, I hope you like it! ON HOLD!
Anime X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007
The Shark with an Insane Overbite by Atomic Cube reviews
You knew it was coming. Well, the smashers visit the zoo... EXTREMELY stupid and random. It's just something I threw together, so it's nowhere near my best effort. Oh yeah and... ONE-SHOT.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Animal Crossing: Heroes to the Rescue! by Hoverbike Girl reviews
Version 2 posted! Ape Escape, Ratchet & Clank, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Sonic the Hedgehog meet Animal Crossing! Can Spike, Jimmy, Ratchet, Clank, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sonic, and Tails save AC from the mysterious Big Boss and his robot army? Please R&R!
Crossover - X-overs & Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,022 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Roadtrippin' by Atomic Cube reviews
NO SLEEP TILL.... Ahh, who cares. Getting there is all that matters, right? When Ness, Yoshi, Falco, and Ganondorf all go on an eight hour road trip, you know it's gonna be insane.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008
Sugar Puffs by Umbreon Mastah reviews
This is what happens when you combine Kirby, Jigglypuff, and a bowl of Sugar Puffs. A completely random one-shot. Rated T for some slight swearing.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Pitfall by PokemonFreak321 reviews
Pit is on his way to Smashville, ready to brawl anybody in his path. But when he makes an enormous mistake, he has to live the Animal Crossing way. Then, his life is turned upside down.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Phat Fat Jokes by Atomic Cube reviews
Wario is fat, no doubt about it. He finally decides that he wants to change. So who does he go to? For Samuel.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Falco's Arwing Gets Jacked, Yo by Atomic Cube reviews
ONE-SHOT: Falco goes to check on his one true love, his Arwing. But what? It's not there? Oh no! Warning: I felt like bashing Fox when I was writing this.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
The Murder Of A Cat Named Mister Fudge by Atomic Cube reviews
Ness and Kirby are best friends. But what happens when someone comes and befriends Ness? How will Kirby react?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Baby Shows Are Evil by Hybrid-Sunshine reviews
Chase is MAD when his TV is taken over by a certain evil purple dinosaur, who has an evil plot to take over the world. Rated for language, violence, & possible character death.Full summary inside.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Chase
A Captain Falcon Love Story by Tyranitar reviews
Written purely for the memes in the pre-Brawl days of Gamefaqs' Brawl board. Anyways, Captain Falcon meets the love of his life, and for some reason this site ate some of the words towards the end of the story. Oh well, enjoy.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Captain Falcon - Complete
Smashing The Holidays by Atomic Cube reviews
Mario's done it this time. In all of his holiday napping... er... cheer, he has forgotten to get Peach a Christmas gift! And it's Christmas Eve. Pit is dragged into the problem, resulting in one messed up Christmas adventure.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007
A Typical Smash Bros Fanfic by Paper Dimentio reviews
Me making fun of some of the fanfics here in the SSB section of FFnet. WARNING: Lots of flaming towards fangirls and yaoi. Reviews wanted.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
You're Worth More Than Money by Rosemary-Pilgrim reviews
You're in the Ed, Edd 'n Eddy world, and you get to meet the characters. But once you start hanging out with the Eds, you grow feelings for Eddy. Will he feel the same? Rating may change as story progresses. [EddyxYou]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Eddy
I Wouldn't Eat That If I Were You! by Yellowfur reviews
Stars from your favorite cartoons and animes come together on this game show and have to competitively eat something repulsive for a big prize! New celebrity host every chapter! Not for the queasy!
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,385 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007
Who Wants To Stay Sane? by Yellowfur reviews
Cartoons and some anime characters from all sorts of shows come together to live in a household and try their hardest not to go crazy. Now accepting suggestions for contestants in the future Season Two! Review or Ed will cry.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,749 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006
Masuphobia by Bucking Frilliance reviews
What happens when three bland girls meet three cool boys? A oneshot filled randomness and Mary Sueness comes about, that's what. Complete.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
The Toonslayer by Bucking Frilliance reviews
What happens to cartoons I hate with a passion? Find out in this first season. R&R, or Deathley will stalk you until you review, or at least read. Complete. Highly not recommended for small children or weak-of-heart.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,107 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me by Hybrid-Sunshine reviews
Chase finally accepts Jack as his lackey. Though, Jack is a little concerned about what Chase wants to do to him... Sort of ChaseJack. Rated for language and... questionable content. ONESHOT ...Ehhehehe...
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Jack, Chase - Complete
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Two Hundred and Eight Days Ago reviews
A story about the life of one girl during The Great Mushroom War. Includes the origins of Finn's hat and a little bit of Marceline.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Marceline A.
The Island reviews
Peyo is a poor girl on vacation who accidentally stows away into Rockhopper's ship. How will she get back to her family? Rated K , rating may go up later though.
Club penguin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010
Delicious! reviews
When Kirby is alone and hungry with Toon Link you can kinda predict what will happen. Can Lucario save him from Kirby's freakish hunger?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Ganondorf Gets E Coli! reviews
Yeah, this isn't as good quality as I'm able to make, but it's still funny. So why does he get E. Coli? It has to do with him joining your party in the Subspace Emissary... Not related to the actual Subspcae Emissary.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
The Great It reviews
The Smashers are moving from the dinky Melee Mansion, into the awesomer Brawl Mansion! But when the ride over there goes horribly wrong, they end up on and island with the It! I made an error on chapter five, so be sure to read it again!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007
Like Sisters reviews
I really stink at summaries. Oh well. Just go inside to read it. PLEASE, at least tell me if you read it. Thanks!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007
Happy Birthday, Dearest Brother reviews
My first ever story! It's short, but very sweet. It's about how my character, Kyotoa, has to deal with her new neighbor, Benedict. The problem is, he moved in right after her best friend moved out! One shot. I think. :P Review or Tabby will destroy you. X
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete