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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

So this account is basically deleted, since FF won't let me actually delete the thing. Sorry to anyone that actually read the stories on here; I'm just too embarrassed to keep any of them up, considering most of them I wrote over 7 years ago and my writing style has changed vastly over the years. The only one I won't delete is the collab, since it's not my story alone to delete.

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Winter Release by StarsOfYaoi reviews
-Editing- *ItaNaru* Kyuubi's secret is out, Akatsuki is attacking, and he is fighting to be strong enough to take Sasuke back... only to fall for his best friend's worst enemy. Naruto may have to deal with more than requested...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 210,309 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Bodies: Switched by Agetada reviews
One unexpected fall from a cliff... How troublesome can finding a cure to this get? NejiShika, ShikaNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,354 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Secrets and Shinobi by Meemei reviews
Due to a jutsu, developed accidentally by Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha, men were albe to to bear children. Sasuke, in a secret love affair with Naruto, conceived two boys. After the boys were born, Naruto and Sasuke had to separate. NARUSASU MPREG
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Inner Secrets by Daisuke Shadow Kitsune reviews
Naruto is keeping secrets from his Teammates and Friends, holding a secret life without their knowledge, but what happens when they are sent on a mission directly related to his second life? And why is Itachi hunting the Shadow Assailant? On HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,767 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Troublesome Fate by Lone Ronin reviews
Shikamaru must deal with doubts about himself, a new chuunin team, more dangerous missions and his first relationship, while Konoha struggles to keep an alliance with the Village of Sand and fend off attacks from the Village of Sound. NejiShika
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,570 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Shikamaru N., Neji H.
The Top Floor by KandKL reviews
Sasuke is sent to a mental hospital for treatment for his special condition. If the doctors and tests don't kill him, his fellow patients might. Except for a certain blondehaired boy...SasuNaruSasu eventually with some NejiShika. Rated for languagecontent
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 110,100 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Oblivious by brevityofwit reviews
NOW COMPLETE Sequel to Exiled. A few months after getting together Shika and Neji are in for an interesting time when their friends find about them, some quicker than others because there are those who remain oblivious. NejiShika, SakuLee, NaruSasu etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,100 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
The Konoha Project by Lone Ronin reviews
Neji is abducted and brainwashed, then rescued by Naruto and the other teams. They all have psychic powers and are on the run for their lives. AU, NejiShika, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,345 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Bad Influence by MaybeEventually reviews
Ponyboy goes skinny-dipping with someone. Slash. Not a PonyboyJohnny slash! It's with someone else!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,723 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Ponyboy C., Curly S.
Baby Trouble by dark-night-sky reviews
Sequel to Chicken pox. Four years after living together, Shikamaru comes home with a 'mission' for them to complete. However, Neji isn't too happy about it, and how is he meant to ask Shikamaru something with that THING around? Yaoi. NejiShika. Yaoi Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,057 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Geniusly Compatible by Ryals-Shoal reviews
[Sequel to MORE THAN A GENIUS] Neji and Shikamaru decide to continue what had started on their last mission, but what exactly is one supposed to 'do' on a date with Hyuuga Neji? Shikamaru will have to find out the hard way... [NejiShika, YOAI]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,286 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Needle In The Hay by Haligh reviews
Future Fic. Johnny's parents have passed away. Two strangers show up in Tulsa claiming to be his brothers. All the while, Johnny struggles with feelings for Dallas and angst. Slash. I HATE THIS GODDAMN FIC NOW, but keeping it up for you.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,707 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Johnny C., Dallas W.
Normality by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*currently on HIATUS* *SasuNaru, others* After The Rescue 5 take Sasuke back to Konoha, Naruto realizes he can't face the Uchiha anymore, and decides to do the unthinkable... leave Team7. *Chp 6 up!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,323 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Thirty Minutes by dark-night-sky reviews
Yaoi NejiShika. Anbu and Akatsuki send two of their employers out on a Mission to stop Orochimaru, someone who could create trouble for both organizations. When in their situation, you have to remember that you're not fighting with each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Hidden Village High School by Meemei reviews
High school with everyone as students. Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Tsunade Kakashi, Arashi, Iruka, Itachi, Zabuza, Kimimaro, Rookie nine and Team Gai. Though, they aren't referred to as such. Just normal teenage drama. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Chicken Pox by dark-night-sky reviews
Yaoi and fluff. NejiShika. Poor little Nara boy has the chicken pox, and his least favourite person at the moment decides to come look after him
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,062 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Lonely Anniversary: Together at Last by Master Jesse reviews
.:One shot:. My summaries suck so you read it and decide what it is about.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
A Troublesome Valentine by SoulShatter reviews
There's going to be a Valentine's Day Dance, and Shika has to choose someone to go with... ShikaNeji. Oneshot. Warnings inside...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Taming a Nara by mayfaire reviews
Neji is superb in everything except one. Future!fic. ShikaNeji. Oneshot. Revised.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Snowwhite by MorbusParkinson reviews
NejiXShikamaru, sad lovestory during a cold winter, Darcfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Make Your Move by Cat and Fiddle reviews
Full summary inside.... Neji x Shikamaru with mentioned Kiba x Shikamaru, Kiba x Shino, and would be Naruto x Hinata. Slightly angsty, I suppose, but not really. UPDATE! Sequal is But Don't Stop EDIT! minor changes... just some grammar stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
But Why? by BlackFruity reviews
Neji has given up his love but now finds he doesn’t need to care… Can be seen as a sequel to Just Maybe...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Suki Suki Daisuki by Agetada reviews
Sasuke and Neji are both princes adopted to the head Hyuuga family. Naruto and Shikamaru are both servants to the said family. What will happen when they decide to sneak into the princes' birthday ball in disguises? AU,slash,NaruSasu,ShikaNeji,crossdress
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,054 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Exiled by brevityofwit reviews
Shikamaru gets kicked out of his apartment for the weekend by his roommate and has to find a place to stay and ends up in Neji's place. What will happen next? Only time will tell... NejiShika with a hint of SasuNaru, ChoIno, ShinoKiba, and who knows what
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,077 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Not Just Just A Dare by BeuitifulDisgrace246 reviews
A simple dare from a friend…months pass…[nothing is done about it]. They try to forget about it…tell themselves they have…but they can’t deny it any longer. ShikaNeji! Yaoi if you don’t like it…please don’t read! R&R plz!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Intriguing by dark-night-sky reviews
Yaoi. NejiShika. Being bored one day, Shikamaru goes in search of a shogi partner, only to find himself intrigued by the Hyuuga genius.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Random Perverts by dark-night-sky reviews
Yaoi. NejiShika. The two are simply talking on the hill, but when they are caught chaos erupts between the girls. How will the two get out of it? And what does Neji want .... Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Destiny Ordained by mishka-chan reviews
Neji has an obsession with destiny. What can those eyes of his see? What can he see about Naruto and Sasuke? What about the future? Sasunaru NejiShika a reason for me to attempt humor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Stomachache by MorbusParkinson reviews
Troublesome thing to get stomachache like hell when u see the one u r in luv wit but u won't ever admit it... Though... somehow they got a connection. NejiXShikamaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Memories by brevityofwit reviews
Shikamaru is restless and thinking about the past and where all it has taken him up to this point. Oneshot, NejiShika pairing. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Summer nights by Crimson-sky-line reviews
My first NejiXShika fic. lemonlime . oneshot. yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Possesions by Demonluvr reviews
A oneshot deticated to NejiShika Fans out there. Woot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
More than a Genius by Ryals-Shoal reviews
COMPLETE Shikamaru and Neji are captured by the Rain during a surveillance mission to be put under interrogation. Without the ability to use jutsus will the two geniuses be able to rely on each other for survival? [Eventual NejiShika]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,653 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Silent Partnership by Nasir reviews
NejixShika. After a lack of missions in Konoha, the younger ninjas are paired up and given fake missions to get them experience in battle. These partnerships force many ninjas to learn to tolerate and even respect their partners. Who better to partner up?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,348 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Different Worlds Collide by Heosic-chan reviews
A strange encounter, and Konoha finds that it has itself a problem... How are the two demon carriers involved? Demons appear, and worlds and stories collide as people find out they have different sides to themselves... AU's
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,360 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Friends and Lovers by Foul Fountain of Flies reviews
AU. High school cliché fic. Title says it all. Multiple pairings, both yaoi and nonyaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
A Forgotten Dream, an Empty Existence by Fluffy-sama's lil girl reviews
Noone can see the real me.So i will hide untill i am found.Please, someone be my light in this darkness we call life. GaaraNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara
Engagement Trouble by mayfaire reviews
Neji’s in trouble and Shikamaru came to his rescue, well, accidentally. NejiShika.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,345 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Sometimes It Happens by Aza-chan reviews
[shonen ai, shikaneji] In a world where living from moment to moment is the never dying trend, shinobi tend to devoid themselves of emotion, especially love. But as two certain shinobi will learn, sometimes it happens.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Capture the King! by yukuro reviews
Shikamaru finally comes to understand why Neji hates his birthday. At least the others had fun. [ShikamaruxNeji]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
The Visit by mifuyu reviews
[ShikaNeji oneshot]Shika visit Neji, and things unexpected happens XP Hiashi? Hinata? Why're you here? Warning: HinataOOC, HiashiOOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
100 by Miiyabi reviews
This is a challange response for The Ultimate Fanfic Challenge, which will consist of 100 oneshot fics, unless otherwise stated. centered around Shikamaru and Neji both as a pairing and not.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
White Clouds by essenceofzedak reviews
Shikamaru has a problem with daydreaming, Neji notices... ShikaNeji NejiShika Warning: Yaoi, lime
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
With This Soul, I Remember by loveoftoday reviews
Shounen ai and mentions of shoujo ai. 'With your passing, I lost half of my soul. And now I cannot remember anything or anyone, not even you.' ShikaNeji tragedy, character death. Other pairings: HxG, HxI, SxN, SxL.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Offhand Invitation by mayfaire reviews
Shikamaru’s desperateness leads to something unexpected and perhaps it’s a good way to end this year right. Slight NejiShika. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Memories Lost by Eveilae reviews
[Futurefic] Shikamaru awakens to find a good portion of his memories gone, a new Hokage and several of his teammates dead. As he tries to figure out what's going on, what he discovers is far too troublesome.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Shikamaru N., Neji H.
My Eyes by Lone Ronin reviews
A young Neji grieves for his father. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Lazy and Scary by Eveilae reviews
[a shikaneji oneshot] Hyuga Neji is a lot of things. For one, he tastes like peaches.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Hot Fudge Sundae by SoftCookieDough reviews
Shikamaru really hates the way Neji calls his name like that in order to get something and amazingly enough, it works every. Single. Time.[NejiShika]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2005
Cruentus, Libidinosus, Nefastus : Blood, Lust, Sin by SoftCookieDough reviews
[AU] [Vampire Fic] As the night strays between heaven and hell, the level of the supernatural divides humans from monsters. At least, that was what everyone thought. [NejiShika] [ItaSasu] [YonKakashi] [GaraaNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2005
Neji x Shikamaru Short Stories Drabbles 20! by SoftCookieDough reviews
Welcome, welcome. I see that you have found this short story drabble fiction. For the following 20 days, I shall provide you with nothing but NejiShika goodness....Updated!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 5/26/2005
Shikamaru's Wrath! by RedLotusNin reviews
When Shikamaru's stuffed Deer goes missing, Shikamaru goes mad. As in Psycho Mad Watch Shikamaru in this parody as he Goes on a killing streak, murder has never been so fun. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Shikamaru N.
Forbidden Love reviews
NejiShika GaaNaru Full summary inside! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006
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