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Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Twilight.

“In every werewolf, there is an easily-placated-by-chocolate, fluffy, middle-aged man. And yes, you can quote me on that.”

Me

Right, so what do you put here? Oh, right -

Hello intrepid readers! -waves-
I'm pretty new at this profile stuff, so bear with me.

A little bit about myself . . .

I'm about average height; 5' 9" on a good day. I'm a geek, and proud of it; you'll always see me stumbling about with my nose buried in a book. I'm in Year Ten at my school, and people tell me I have some semblance of intelligence. Do I believe them? Well . . .

A little bit about my writing . . .

I've been writing fanfiction for about five months. Yep, five months. 'Course, I'm a full-time daydreamer (working on my accreditation) and I have a warren full of plot bunnies nesting in my head. As well as my two muses; you may have heard of them, as they open my stories; Ambrose the Book-Wolf (my Head Librarian, in both senses) and the Professor (who seems to be a free-loader who won't leave). I do need a beta-reader; you can only edit your own work so well. So, if you're interested, PM or mail me. I'll read pretty much any story, so long as it hasn't got cringe-worthy humour, shudder-inducing romance and/or mind-numbing stupidity.
But, as befits an author, I have a certain preference towards a select group of ships - namely:
Harry Potter
Harry Potter/Fenrir Greyback (the rebellious Beauty and the slavering Beast - what's not to like?)
Harry Potter/Sirius Black (it squicks many, I know, but come on! drools)
Harry Potter/Remus Lupin (often sweet, maybe dirty, but always worth a tumble)
And any combination of the above, really (so long as it's not a mental trap - I hate it when fics mess with my mind)

Star Fox
Fox McCloud/Wolf O'Donnell (it gives me 'The Fox and the Hound' flashbacks ;)
Fox McCloud/Falco Lombardi (a Scots fox and an Italian falcon? Mmmmmm . . .)
Fox McCloud/Bill Grey (almost as obvious a sub-text as Sirius/Remus. Just me?)

Twilight
Bella Swan/Jacob Black (because a) Jacob is a werewolf, and therefore rocks, b) because 'Breaking Dawn' wasn't at all believable, and c) because what Bella and Edward had wasn't love - that was a stalker and stalkee falling in lust. I know - I really shouldn't like Twilight - but it has a morbid curiosity for me. Almost like a train-wreck, I keep on reading, hoping that Bella sees sense and hooks up with the most excellent werewolf. Also, the only Het pairing I'll actually seek out.)

But I'll try anything, really.

A little bit about my stories . . .

Broken Record A story that's evolved out of mutant ideas in my mind. So sue me. Features Azkaban!Harry, DirtyAndResponsible!Remus with SelfHating!Sirius thrown in - provided I can pull it off.

Work In Progress (Chapter 7 in construction) November 3rd, 2008

A Gifted Syllable The first case in a series of Detective!Harry stories I'm hoping to write. OK, so I've been reading
too much Agatha Christie - I get it.

Work In Progress (Chapter 8 in construction) November 17th, 2008

Might I Introduce Mr Harry James Potter? A Doctor Who/Harry Potter crossover I've been mulling over for a while.
Warning! For those strange people who don't like werewolves, contains Werewolf!Harry

Work In Progress (Chapter 10 in construction) February 17th, 2009

Beyond the Sea of Time A Doctor Who/BioShock crossover that I've just started, so check it out and review.
Warning! Will contain gore, death and sadism.

Work In Progress (Chapter 2 in construction) October 24th, 2008

Strange Weather A Torchwood/Harry Potter crossover. See, this is how I get on Hallowe'en!
A grand total of - one visual death. And a cookie to the person who guesses who it is, but it isn't that hard . . .

Complete (One Chapter) October 31st, 2008

Couple's Therapy A series of about seven-chapter-long short stories concerning a couple of my choice
(or yours, if you review) and how they got together - through our resident therapist, Jeremy. Jeremy waves.

Work In Progress (Chapter 6 in construction) January 21st, 2009

Never A Dull Moment The obligatory 'Harry goes back in time and fixes everything' fic - cause every author
has to do one. Not sure on pairings - but hey, I'm sure someone will give me an idea. Hint, hint.

Work In Progress (Chapter 5 in construction) January 27th, 2009

Christmas Card A little Christmas one-shot, which I've been thinking about for a while - and this is the result.
No real pairings, but there is some stuff between the lines for those inclined.

Complete (One Chapter) December 17th, 2008

You and Me The first of a possible two or three-part series about "A Creature's Compendium"; a DADA book written
by our favourite pair of werewolves - Harry and Remus.
Possibly featuring a few Twilight characters. coughTheBlackscough

Work In Progress (Chapter 4 in construction) January 20th, 2009

Lick of Flame Another HP/Twilight crossover - damn, these things are addictive!
In a departure from my usual stories, this features - not a Werewolf!Harry but - a Vampire!Harry! Dun, dun, dun!

Work In Progress (Chapter 2 in construction) January 19th, 2009

If I Sang Out of Tune A purely Twilight story, this one - and Team Jacob, as well as incredibly sappy.
My first het, too - lotta firsts, this one.

Complete (One Chapter) February 3rd, 2009

Do You Want To Know A Secret? A kind of continuation of "If I Sang Out of Tune".
Because, really, there isn't enough BellaxJacob out there.

Work In Progress (Chapter 2 in construction) February 10th, 2009

Questions, comments, concerns . . .

If anyone wants to get in touch with me for any reason, either PM me here or message me at finnclarke@hotmail.com
(Not my real name, by the way)
Also, make sure you clear it with me first - I'll probably avoid you if I don't recognize the name. Sorry - just the way I am.

Thanks for reading,

~Torchwood Prof.


A little bit of stuff, cause we all need stuff . . .

What do the Harry Potter adults think of you?

Albus Dumbledore tries to like you but doesn't trust something about you.
Lord Voldemort wishes you were on his side.
Minerva McGonagall thinks you are very talented.
Severus Snape is secretly in love with you.
Rubeus Hagrid tries to like you but doesn't really understand you.
Horace Slughorn thinks you are all right.
Sirius Black hates you and doesn't understand why Remus likes you.
Remus Lupin worships the ground you walk on and would do anything to get you to love him back.
Bill Weasley thinks of you as a best friend.
Lucius Malfoy doesn't understand why Voldemort likes you.
Bellatrix Lestrange wants to have you killed.
Peter Pettigrew avoids you at all costs.

Wooo! I bag the hot ones!
And here's another result I'm quite proud of:

Animal: Fox. Name: Kori. Personality: You are a loner but if you can, you will be around others. You generally prefer silence but you can also be very energetic. But no matter how you're feeling that day, you will always be a ‘now’ type of person. You do everything then and there. You never give up and are always pushing yourself to the limit. Wish: You wish to one-day get to the max. That you no longer have to work so hard. That you can just relax and look at everything you’ve done. Friends: You're friends with few people but somehow you just attract people to you and you become friends. You have enemies because you're very straight-forwards towards people. You like having your friends with you, but you will never admit it. Color: You like bright colors, red, yellow and orange. Colors that represent life. Stone: Garnet. Hobbies: You should take a bubble bath. Relax and enjoy life, don’t just push through it. You’re both physically and mentally strong, you just have to learn how to apply them both together to reach the maximum you can do.

What I think would be on a werewolf's iPod

1. Werewolves of London, by Warren Zevon.
2. Dances With Wolves, by John Barry.
3. House of Wolves, by My Chemical Romance.
4. Tooth and Claw, by Murray Gold.
5. Dancing In The Moonlight, by Toploader.
6. Mambo De La Luna, by Kirsty MacColl

Two laws that should be referred to at all times

1. Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
2. The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong, goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

-If you support werewolf rights, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face - copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think that every world leader should watch episodes of Star Trek in order to know what their priorities should be, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think that game soundtracks rock, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think that people should stop nagging at you to cut your hair, copy and paste this into your profile.

This little bit below made me wish I had someone as perfect:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

Now, how beautiful is that, huh?

This here is a bit of reccomended bands and books and stuff that I like that you may also enjoy. Happy reading!

Recommended Books. . .

1. The Demonata - Darren Shan

2. The Hitchhiker's Guide series - Douglas Adams (RIP)

3. The Darwin Awards - Wendy Northcutt

4. The Barry Trotter series - Michael Gerber

5. Do Android's Dream Of Electric Sheep? and The Man in a High Castle - Phillip K. Dick

6. The Harry Potter series (though books five, six and seven aren't as good as the earlier ones) - J.K. Rowling

7. Atom Bomb Blues - Andrew Cartmel

8. James Bond - Ian Fleming

9. Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket

10. The Redwall series - Brian Jacques

Recommended Songs (Top 10) . . .

1. Harder, Better, Faster - Daft Punk

2. A Little Help From My Friends - The Beatles

3. I Wanna Know - The Mavericks

4. As Lovers Go (Ron Fair Remix) - Dashboard Confessional

5. Dreaming of You - The Coral

6. She's So Lovely - Scouting For Girls

7. Journey of the Sorcerer - Joby Talbot

8. Disturbia - Rihanna

9. Hey Julie - Fountains of Wayne

10. The Stowaway- Yamit Mamo

Recommended Video Games . . .

1. The LEGO series

2. The Resident Evil series

3. Viva Pinata

4. BioShock

5. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

6. Fallout 3

7. Metroid Prime

8. Star Fox: Assault

9. Super Smash Bros.

10. Halo

Recommended Movies (Top 5) . . .

1. Dogma

2. The Rocky Horror Picture Show

3. Moulin Rouge

4. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

5. Saving Private Ryan

Hope you had fun!

(Updated February 17th, 2009)

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Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
A Pirates Life For Me by Skye-Chan 12 reviews
After he was imprisoned, Harry had given up hope of being truly free. But now, thanks to a voodoo witch and an amorous pirate captain, Harry has his freedom and a new adventure. SLASH HPJS AN:edits finished, new chapter to come.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,822 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Maybe? by Dowash reviews
After getting what you want, how far are you willing to go to keep him yours? HP/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 226,444 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Realistic Dreams by Stigmata-Crow reviews
Bella decides to let Edward go in Eclipse Soon the Pack has to seek help from outside sources in order to protect her from Victoria, the Volturi, and possibly more. BxJ Rated M for language, violence, and sexual situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 136,170 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - [Bella, Jacob]
The Passing Years by rainypromise reviews
After Eclipse,Jacob came back, got his life together and did pretty good,then he found out that for the last two years, Bella had been living in Port Angeles, that she was still human and unmarried. So now, of course, all bets are off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,949 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Jacob, Bella
Breathe Again by ysar reviews
If Alice hadn't seen Bella cliff-dive, what would have happened? Would Bella have given in to her feelings for Jacob? Was she even capable of moving on? Victoria's hunting, Edward's coming back-and that's just the beginning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 177,679 - Reviews: 6841 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Basic Needs by Dinkel reviews
Eventually, the constant denial of the essentials, such as sleep, water, food and human contact, got to everyone in Azkaban, even the infamous Fenrir Greyback. However, one full moon and an unexpected visitor might just change everything... HPFG, SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,098 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Fate's Favourite Toy by Retse reviews
Life's unpredictable when you're the FFT. So Harry shouldn't really be surprised when Fate picks his choice of vacation destination for him: a world where Nev's the BoyWhoLived, Voldie's alive, his counterpart's a bully and Harry's eleven slash warning
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,493 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Neville L.
A Light in the Dark by Athenian Grace reviews
Vernon and Petunia Dursley didn’t see the letter Dumbledore left and brought baby Harry to a hospital. Will compassionate Doctor Cullen be able to let Harry go? Will they ever understand Harry's past? Twilight crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,722 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Rising Phoenix by Bea's Beso reviews
Two years after the Cullen's leave. Bella is facing another heartbreak. Can the unique bond she has with Paul keep her from going back to being a zombie? Why can't they stay away from each other? What will Leah and Sam uncover from forgotten legends?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,242 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Paul
If You Twist And Turn Away by blueandblack reviews
Jacob Black thought his life had gone to hell when Bella ran off to Italy to save her bloodsucker or wind up dead herself, who knows. Turns out things can always get messier. And more painful. And more dangerous.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,519 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Jacob, Bella
Lullabies by Mr. Phich reviews
Harry Potter is left jumpy and paranoid after the war. To keep him safe from loose Death Eaters Dumbledore sends him to an inconsequential town called Forks. Maybe, he'll leave the war behind, and become a normal teen. Maybe.PTSD.ECxHP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,286 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Harry P., Edward
Sacrifice by WingsOfADream reviews
A good Alpha puts the happiness and well-being of his pack before his own and Fenrir's no different, even if his pack consists of only one saviour of the Wizarding world. Fenrir/Harry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,345 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Harry Potter, Transdimensional Guidance Counselor by opalish reviews
Part of being Head Auror is tracking down potential future heroes and villains and giving them a good talking-to. Harry really wishes he'd known this ahead of time. Multi-crossover crackfic WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P.
Choosing to Change by SiriuslyUnreal reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION- NEW EDITS Follows DH up to the final Battle. The battle is much worse, and Voldemort lives. Harry is given the chance to change it all. His choices will change everything, especially himself. WARNINGS: Eventual Slash. AU/Time-Tra
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 158,891 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
One Look Only by Rieki reviews
After having been expelled before his fifth year of Hogwarts Harry has pushed himself to the breaking point, and Sirius has decided to take charge and give him a vacation to the one place he thinks no one will look for him; Forks. AU/Twilight xover. JB/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,718 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Harry P.
Eclipsed by icklkatie reviews
Set towards the end of Eclipse, just after Bella and Jacob kiss. Bella asks Jacob to stay with her instead of fighting the Newborns. How will this effect her relationship with Jacob and Edward? What will happen with Victoria and B&E engagement? B X J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,524 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Jacob
A Twist In My Story by Live720 reviews
This is my fan fiction "Fall For You" rewritten in Jacob's POV. It tells the "what if" story if Bella never jumped off the cliff in New Moon. Please read "Fall For You" if you would like to see Bella's take on things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Jacob, Bella
My Awesome, Funny, Charismatic, Adorable Werewolf by MichangelO reviews
Jacob Black, resident of Surrey since he was born eleven years ago, is Harry Potter's best friend. "He's like a brother to me," said Jacob, conviction already faltering. "Jake," he said to himself, "are you sure he's just a brother to ya?" Slash Xover.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Harry P.
Choosing the Right Story by HighViscosity reviews
Alternative ending to New Moon. The brief phone call of Edward's goes a little bit differently, and it makes Bella realize she's got to start living. Mainly funny, but some angst required for assembly. JacobxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,354 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
A Different Kind of Dazzling by ArcaneShinigami reviews
New Moon - Bella is about to jump off a cliff to her watery grave, when two strong arms reach out to save her. Can these strong arms be everything she needs, and wants, to get over Edward and start breathing again? Jacob/Bella. R&R, COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,964 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Harry: Imprinted by voodoo-voldemort reviews
Twilight Crossover: Jacob Black imprints on a green eyed, black haired boy whilst at the laundromat. Stalking ensues. SLASH HarryJacob. DH compliant, No Epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Harry P., Jacob
Learn by Experience by Terrifica Oneiroi reviews
AU. Thanks to one mispronounced spell, Rose Weasley sends her 37 year old godfather, who is also her DADA professor, back to 1978. HPRL Est. HGRW Est.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,028 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
Eclipsed Moon by Bleeding Star Goddess reviews
FGHP "What right do you have to do this to me!" Harry demanded and Fenrir grinned. "When you decided I could watch you die." AU, Angst, VERY DARK!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Emerald Twilight by Bittersweet Alias reviews
AU: Slash: Non-Magic: When Harry moved to Forks to be with his dad, he never expected to fall in love with a classic vampire. Nor did he expect to have a nomad vampire named Tom Riddle Jr. become madly obsessed with him. Edward/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,493 - Reviews: 2234 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
So Long As You're With Me by DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful reviews
COMPLETED! CHECK IT OUT! Mix together a love sick wolf, a reluctant Bella Swan, a truck accident, the worst storm on record and La Push. Oh, and did I mention they're trapped together, alone, until the roads are cleared? JacobXBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,250 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Black Twins by mel92 reviews
Albus’ plan failed, the war was lost. But his forgotten brother, Aberforth has a plan too. A not entirely normal plan, but then Aberforth isn't really normal. Ladies and Gentleman hold onto your broomsticks, the Black twins are coming to Hogwarts MWPP era
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,315 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Young, The Old And The Foolish by minniemcmouse reviews
Sometimes the loneliest place a person can be is surrounded by others and Remus knows this all too well. Can Harry be the first to get truly close to him? Slash HPRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,354 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Harry P., Remus L.
Then Direct You Into My Arms by blueandblack reviews
Set during New Moon. Bella, Jacob, Victoria and the pack. There will be Edward later, but not as a result of cliff-diving and Tuscan suicide attempts. Jacob/Bella, some Edward/Bella, some Sam/Emily/Leah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,350 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Jaded by lilyyuri reviews
Harry and Draco find themselves transported back to the time of the marauders after yet another fight. Now they have to blend in while trying to find a way back to their own time. HarryXRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 164,033 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
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Might I Introduce Mr Harry James Potter? reviews
At a school in London called Deffry Vale, a man called the Doctor met a man called Harry Potter. Then Harry hitches a lift in a machine called the TARDIS, and who knows what'll happen? Harry Potter/Doctor Who Series Two Crossover. Work-In-Progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,383 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Harry P., OC
Do You Want To Know A Secret? reviews
BxJ. New Moon. Bella knows she isn't made for espionage. Yet she still tries to sneak in and see Jacob when he gets sick. Fool-hardy or devoted? She's not quite sure which. Warning: Team Jacob territory. Rating may go up. Work-In-Progress. Read & Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella, Jacob
If I Sang Out of Tune reviews
Song-fic. Kinda. JxB. New Moon. Pre-werewolf. Fourteenth of February - Valentine's Day. Jacob doesn't give Bella chocolates. Instead, he gives her four minutes by a gramophone on First Beach. WARNING: Team Jacob territory. Soppy and sappy. Read/Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Never A Dull Moment reviews
- It doesn't take much to travel through time. Just a pot of Vaseline, a compact power source and having jumped off of a high building - Harry's all alone. Voldemort can't share the sentiment. So where does Harry go? Why, 1962 of course! WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Couple's Therapy: Case One reviews
How did you lose your virginity? said Jeremy quite politely. "WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!" shouted Fenrir, his teeth bared. "The kind I must ask - I am, after all, a relationship therapist." HP/FG under a comedic microscope - maybe. Work-In-Progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
You and Me reviews
Not DH/Epilogue compliant. Harry and Remus, co-authors of the hopefully best-selling DADA book "A Creature's Compendium", are off to San Sebastian, California, to conduct some field research. Of course, it may not go as planned . . . Slight HP/Twilight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
Lick of Flame reviews
October 2002: Harry Potter is on the very brink of death, but is brought back to life by the bite of a vampire. Confused, Harry runs. January 2005: Bella Swan moves to Forks - but the Cullens aren't the only vampires around . . . HP/?, EC/BS, JB/? WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 177 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Harry P., OC
Christmas Card reviews
A little Christmas ficlet - a little early - set in late 1984. Harry is unravelling, Remus has a book to write, Sirius is odd - and baby Harry thinks mum, dad, and his uncles are acting oddly. No established pairings - read what you will.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
A Gifted Syllable reviews
There was one thing Mr Harry Potter was interested in: murder. Which is what one would expect, as he is a private detective; quite a good one, in fact. But can he find out who killed Kingsley Shacklebolt? Only if he finds the missing Monopoly note . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Harry P., Ron W.
Broken Record reviews
For Harry James Potter, time simply had no meaning. He is in Azkaban, for a crime he did not commit. It seemed his life was a case-in-point for Murphy's first law, or so thought Remus. Remarry, HP/RL, whichever. Work-In-Progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,944 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
Strange Weather reviews
One-shot Harry Potter/Torchwood crossover. Come away, O human child! Harry's hearing fairies, fairies who leave him rose petals, and who look after him, and who want to leave with him. And he would quite like to leave with them. Hallowe'en story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Beyond the Sea of Time reviews
No Gods or Kings. Only Men. The Doctor is on his own again, and decides to visit the swinging sixties to cheer himself up. But the flight goes wrong. Very wrong. And the Doctor arrives in Rapture, 1960. Now, would you kindly read the story? Post Series 4.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - 10th Doctor