sir alanna of pirate's swoop
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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

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Name: Kristin

Gender: Female

Age: Somewhere between 13 and 16

Country: Iceland

Proffession: Being a student

My intrests

Computer games, reading, listening to my i-Pod, reading fan fiction stories, biking, playing my Clarinett and being silly with my best friend:D

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If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as uniquie, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. I fyou are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

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This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny. After Duckie has taken over the world, Piggie will take it over from him. Then Froggie will take it over from him

if you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profileif you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile

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Does anyone agree with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you have an annoying trio of girls and/or have an annoying trio of guys who act just like them at your school who think they rule the Earth, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Sparrowflight, Blueclouds, SirAlannaofPirate'sSwoop,

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profileif you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Stories in the works

House rivalrys? No, thank you.

Basically it's about Albus Severus Potter struggling through Hogwarts with his best friend Scorpius Malfoy... (By the way: they still haven't gotten around telling their fathers about their friendship). This story is slightly linked with Vacation, but not much. Some characters from Vacation my appear here.

The Vacation

Lily and James have started a war and are caught almost every day with their friends hexing each other. Dumbledore grows weary of this and orders them to have a joint summer vacation taking turns to be at each other homes. Can Sirius and James resist saying a proper good-bye to Vernon Dursley? And can Lily resist running away whilst at the Black's? There is only one way to find out: READ THE STORY!

Medran

That is not the final name of the story. But basically this is a story based on Anne McCaffrey's world: The Dragonriders of Pern. I haven't really found a summar yet:( But anyways I wrote the beginning of this story two years ago and I don't really like it but I wan't to finish it.

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Hogwarts, Class of 2024 by Odysseus reviews
Set after the 'DH' epilogue. Albus Potter's life has always been by the book, but now he will try to find his own way during his 7 years at Hogwarts, with the help of Teddy Lupin, a young professor who struggles to balance between life, love, and duty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 86,734 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Albus S. P., Teddy L.
New Arrivals by Lady Josephina reviews
Gracie Bennet and her mother have just inherrited a fantastic mansion on the top of a hill. It's everything they ever dreamed of. But something already lives there.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,595 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Lavender Scent by Miriamimus reviews
Lavender's struggling in her fight for werewolf rights. When she meets Ron one day the others are warmly inviting her to the Burrow. What with pep talks, rag dolls and Seamus Finnegan, maybe life isn't so bad after all. HPGW HGRW DTLL LBmaybeSF please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,844 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Lavender B. - Complete
Agena by JErosion reviews
Under the ever watchful eye of Professor Dumbledore. The Last Heir of Slytherin walks the halls of Hogwarts. Now, with his guilding hand he hopes to correct a mistake he made nearly half a century before, with the girl's father. Chapter 14 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,562 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Harry P., OC
Why We Shouldn't Meddle by Nari-chan SND reviews
Mary Suewriter is a normal teenage girl... until she writes a fanfiction involving a Sue who destroys the Potterverse. She is then punished by being thrust into the books to see what would really happen if someone showed up with all the answers. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,753 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Of Midgets, Pigeons, Pandas, & Random Facts by confessions.of.katijane reviews
Katie Bell has a propensity to spout off random facts, the names of various animals, & has an irrational fear of midgets, but Fred Weasley still has a question he wants to ask her. FRATIE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Katie B., Fred W. - Complete
On The Stairs Of The Burrow by confessions.of.katijane reviews
The staircase is a dangerous place to be and Katie Bell is just a girl. FRATIE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Fred W., Katie B. - Complete
The Photograph by confessions.of.katijane reviews
Years later, Katie still can't let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Katie B., Fred W. - Complete
Absolution by confessions.of.katijane reviews
BOOK 7 SPOILERS. For those of us who prefer a better end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Fred W., Katie B. - Complete
Boxers by confessions.of.katijane reviews
Fred Weasley can't seem to figure out why Katie Bell has multiple pairs of his boxers, or why so many of her pairs of shoes are under his bed. Very, very silly story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Fred W., Katie B. - Complete
The Perfect Girl by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
What should the perfect girl NOT do? Oliver is making a list, but someone else is checking it twice. Oneshot. KBOW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
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The Vacation IMPROVED! reviews
Dumbledore has had just about enough of the bickering between Lily and James and their followers so he comes up with a very Dumbledore like solution. A joint vacation which they will use to visit each other homes. Drinking games, evening teas and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Crossing boundaries reviews
My version of what happened after the DH epilouge. Albus Potter goes to Hogwarts and meets colourful teachers and students. Will Houses prevent the friendship of Aly Weasley, Rose Weasley, Albus, McNair, d'Eath, Whitehorn, Nott and Brown? Bad summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007